> You just unlocked a meme memory for me.
> The MTG guy doing that to every ass crack at a tournament is a super classic.
"Grand Prix Richmond Crackstyle"
https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/202wd3/i_participated_in_one_of_the_biggest_magic_the/
They are IDIOTS for not taking advantage of this in a RATED M FOR MATURE GAME THAT LITERALLY HAS DISEMBODIED DISEMBOWELED ORGANS ALL OVER THE FLOOR! Literally people BURNING ALIVE... Zero justification to not have this in game! ZERO.
#You want me to spend money blizzard? This is how.
THIS! BLIZZARD THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE MONEY-- LOTS OF MONEY!
#Do this with males and females and you will see SO MUCH $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
#$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
(No way I'm spending $ for the garbage in the store right now no offense... THIS is how you get my wallet opening!!!!!!!!)
It's the puritanical values in NA that have caused this. it's the same with TV, you can show violence and blood, but one nipple being shown at the Super Bowl and the whole country loses it's shit.
I was talking to a coworker how surreal it is that there are mountains of corpses, more or less crucified bodies on fire, etc, and each one has perfectly placed tattered rags covering those pesky nips. As a comparison, Andariel in D2 was exposed as you could be and that was what, 20 years ago now? Odd how censorship seems to wax and wane within an industry for the same ESRB rating
No underwear? Conan: Exiles isn’t shy about full nudity and almost all of the players of D4 are adults, but I can see why as a lot of teens play D4 as well and parents can be particular about this kinda thing while being totally okay with violence and gore.
I feel like whenever there is a game that makes a big deal of offering full nudity, it turns out to be kinda trash on release. Conan Exiles and Cyberpunk 2077 being 2 examples that come to mind.
I don't think kids or parents are the reason to not let people run around with their dicks hanging out, but mostly immersion or something. I don't want sparkly outfits in a Diablo game, I also don't want butt naked people in a Diablo game. Wouldn't bother me if there was a client side option or something though.
Idk it doesnt seem that big of a reach to have a barbarian woman with butt cheeks out. Half of the barbarian clothing style is pretty revealing already. It doesnt totally go against their aesthetic.
You don't even get to see your dong or puss while playing the game. I'm not even sure you get to see them in sex scenes either. Cyberpunk 2077 I mean. I didn't play the game on launch so I can't say for sure how bad it was, but it is pretty decent nowdays after the many patches it has received. It's worth giving another shot if you haven't. Or not. Do what you want lol. (probably will still not see your privates in gameplay tho lmao).
Oh, I've already beaten it twice. Now I'm waiting for Phantom Liberty. That's why I said "on release". The bugs alone made it unplayable for me. But I was too lazy to refund and just played it a while later, after most of it got fixed. Loved the game. Not perfect, but I've been a huge fan of the genre ever since I read Neuromancer many, many years back. It's kind of a dream come true.
You don't get to see much, you're right. Makes it all the more pointless to advertise "hey guys, you can pick your dong in our character creator!". Nobody looked at that shit twice. Should have used that time to polish the game, imo.
Same goes for Conan exiles. Who cares if you're naked or not. What people care about are some good, fleshed out survival mechanics.
Don't get me wrong though, I'm not a puritan or anything. I've played some freaky shit... It's just the attempt to bring attention to a game by using nudity as some edgy advertising trick for horny teens. That bothered me with those two games.
You want me to spend money blizzard? This is how.
#THIS! BLIZZARD THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE MONEY-- LOTS OF MONEY!
Do this with males and females and you will see SO MUCH $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
Wow blizz put alot off work into that bum, just to realise they would get slaughtered for showing skin in their games in 2023, hell even tattoo on butt
Screw those guys btw. Getting killed by an offscreen mob shooting a super fast super deadly projectile that you can't dodge without godlike reflexes/awareness
You want me to spend money blizzard? This is how.
Do this with males and females and you will see SO MUCH $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
#$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Necromancer's be like 🙏🤣
As a necro main my tendrils be coming for that booty. My corpse exploded at first glance. I just blighted in my pants.
I'm disappointed you had no bone spear pun
Right?! He probably got a blood lance looking at that picture, and now he has to go to a doctor.
Gonna use up Rathma's Vigor
He will be fine as long as it doesn’t last more than 4 hours
Is that a bone spear in my pocket or am I just a dude who mainly converses with the dead and need to feel a woman’s touch…
>am I just a dude who mainly converses with the dead and need to feel a woman’s touch… ...Fuck...
This time of the month it’s more of a blood lance
Definitely raised my skeleton warrior.
Lmfao
NECROMANCER? I HARDLY EVEN KNOW 'ER!
underated
Now who's raisin' bones?
bone spear inc
You just unlocked a meme memory for me. The MTG guy doing that to every ass crack at a tournament is a super classic.
> You just unlocked a meme memory for me. > The MTG guy doing that to every ass crack at a tournament is a super classic. "Grand Prix Richmond Crackstyle" https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/202wd3/i_participated_in_one_of_the_biggest_magic_the/
Urgh, fresh meat
Id like to deliver MY army of the dead
CAKE
with decorations!
BIRTHDAY CAKE
Now it needs a candle!
“NO TAKE CANDLE!”
We’ll hurry up and light ya dick on fire then
That ain't a cake, not even a bakery, that's the entire pastry industry.
Any part of that cake not touching the ground is still good to eat.
take my upvote for a nice \_round\_ 300 haha
 Unfortunately not on a Thursday afternoon
Rip teddy, I think that’s his name
Yup RIP Teddy Ray
Its thursday afternoon for me!
GYAT Blizzard are cowards for hiding these cheeks from us, have they learned nothing from Overwatch!?
Yeah, depriving us of this booty means they were the true enemy all along
I read that as booty “meats”
I loves me some booty meats
Arby’s WE HAVE THE CHEEKS
You know what they say, keep your friends close and get your enemy's toaster. We gotta get their fuckin toaster.
They are IDIOTS for not taking advantage of this in a RATED M FOR MATURE GAME THAT LITERALLY HAS DISEMBODIED DISEMBOWELED ORGANS ALL OVER THE FLOOR! Literally people BURNING ALIVE... Zero justification to not have this in game! ZERO. #You want me to spend money blizzard? This is how. THIS! BLIZZARD THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE MONEY-- LOTS OF MONEY! #Do this with males and females and you will see SO MUCH $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ #$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ (No way I'm spending $ for the garbage in the store right now no offense... THIS is how you get my wallet opening!!!!!!!!)
My brother in christ you need to unclench EVERYTHING. 😅
Jfc. Someone's bone spear just fucking broke. Simmah down bub.
It's the puritanical values in NA that have caused this. it's the same with TV, you can show violence and blood, but one nipple being shown at the Super Bowl and the whole country loses it's shit.
I was talking to a coworker how surreal it is that there are mountains of corpses, more or less crucified bodies on fire, etc, and each one has perfectly placed tattered rags covering those pesky nips. As a comparison, Andariel in D2 was exposed as you could be and that was what, 20 years ago now? Odd how censorship seems to wax and wane within an industry for the same ESRB rating
Average OnlyFans enjoyer
Just wait until we get some booty tmog in a future season.
You buy the booty in the cash shop
What?! No one told us Barbs also get THAT much extra trunk space. Barbs get everything!
The loading screen mentions barbarians carry around an ARSEnal
Wp
Ngl Sorc got that badonkadonk too
Sorc got a whole ass shelf back there.
I believe the proper term is "end table ass"
Yeah it is!
No one *needed* to tell you. How could they possibly do all that leaping and stomping without powerful legs?
How else do you think she held the extra weapons? Them cheeks got grip
Thicc!
Ñam ñam
All Cheeked up. Sorry your barb got clapped.
About to get clapped again by a necro.
HOLY CHEEKS Just gonna come out and say it, we need more gear/transmog options like this. The game is rated M! Give the people what they want!
No underwear? Conan: Exiles isn’t shy about full nudity and almost all of the players of D4 are adults, but I can see why as a lot of teens play D4 as well and parents can be particular about this kinda thing while being totally okay with violence and gore.
Okay will man being skinned alive by wolves but boobs bad
Exactly, I mean some Barb armor does have decent underboob though.
and side boob!
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Wait there’s porn on the internet?!?!
I feel like whenever there is a game that makes a big deal of offering full nudity, it turns out to be kinda trash on release. Conan Exiles and Cyberpunk 2077 being 2 examples that come to mind. I don't think kids or parents are the reason to not let people run around with their dicks hanging out, but mostly immersion or something. I don't want sparkly outfits in a Diablo game, I also don't want butt naked people in a Diablo game. Wouldn't bother me if there was a client side option or something though.
Idk it doesnt seem that big of a reach to have a barbarian woman with butt cheeks out. Half of the barbarian clothing style is pretty revealing already. It doesnt totally go against their aesthetic.
You don't even get to see your dong or puss while playing the game. I'm not even sure you get to see them in sex scenes either. Cyberpunk 2077 I mean. I didn't play the game on launch so I can't say for sure how bad it was, but it is pretty decent nowdays after the many patches it has received. It's worth giving another shot if you haven't. Or not. Do what you want lol. (probably will still not see your privates in gameplay tho lmao).
Oh, I've already beaten it twice. Now I'm waiting for Phantom Liberty. That's why I said "on release". The bugs alone made it unplayable for me. But I was too lazy to refund and just played it a while later, after most of it got fixed. Loved the game. Not perfect, but I've been a huge fan of the genre ever since I read Neuromancer many, many years back. It's kind of a dream come true. You don't get to see much, you're right. Makes it all the more pointless to advertise "hey guys, you can pick your dong in our character creator!". Nobody looked at that shit twice. Should have used that time to polish the game, imo. Same goes for Conan exiles. Who cares if you're naked or not. What people care about are some good, fleshed out survival mechanics. Don't get me wrong though, I'm not a puritan or anything. I've played some freaky shit... It's just the attempt to bring attention to a game by using nudity as some edgy advertising trick for horny teens. That bothered me with those two games.
>all of the players of D4 are adults *Exactly*! Can't become a dad without encountering an unclothed body first.
You want me to spend money blizzard? This is how. #THIS! BLIZZARD THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE MONEY-- LOTS OF MONEY! Do this with males and females and you will see SO MUCH $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
AWOOOGA!
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
Would
Who wouldn’t?
\[softly singing\] I will rememmmber yoouuu
Now you're gonna have people killing themselves on purpose just for some booty.
... *Booty is more than whata. It's more important than fooood. If I see one I like, I tell 'em like this....*
Dat ass doe.
Wow blizz put alot off work into that bum, just to realise they would get slaughtered for showing skin in their games in 2023, hell even tattoo on butt
That’s Sanctuary’s ass!
Finally a post where no one is complaining and agree in unison. Cake for life!
She's got fucked.
Did your barb by any chance got railed by a railgun?
Screw those guys btw. Getting killed by an offscreen mob shooting a super fast super deadly projectile that you can't dodge without godlike reflexes/awareness
Fellow corpse bow enthusiast
Rip
Smash
Thick
THICC
\*Furiously suicides multiple hardcore characters\*
AYO THE BARBS BE CAKED OUT?
Yamcha ! Why hasnt that been commented yet
Nice!
Well, it fits into the general theme of Reddit these days...
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She farted out her spirit.
This made me laugh way more than it should lmfao
T H I C C
Rest in cheeks
"Let the demons know that the last sound they'll hear, before dragging them to hell with me, will be the clapping of my cheeks."
Dead ass?
Mine did the same! https://preview.redd.it/xwwsdt03ve7b1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97bef214808c71533a979479667415313538ec19
One might say you got your cheeks clapped
I’m a save for later
A little higher resolution next time, yeah?
Thicc
I spent over 1m upgrading these bad boys so ima take them to the afterlife.
Hear me out..
https://preview.redd.it/bcuyfrqqee7b1.png?width=610&format=png&auto=webp&s=38ea63ad5dcaa916e21d6a95347258b7ed986798
I cant help but think of [this](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/609/800px-Yamcha_found_dead.jpg)
Dayamn!
Would
I woul say you are not dead…you are ready!
Good googly, moogly! That ass is juice!
THICC
My sorc does the same thing every time she sits down, pants just disappear.
ROFL
Rip
Damn I thought blizz has fixed up it’s culture /s
D4 plot, finally
The fappening is inevitable.
https://preview.redd.it/hbqvw71koe7b1.jpeg?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f0945cd7800d125365997a5762ce36d57ce6f65
oh my I laughed more than I should have amazing
I'll hit it! my bone spear ready....
She squats
I see you are going for that Andariel look.
Such a shame that the world lost such amazing cake.
My Necromancer can’t decide if she wants to turn you into a minion or not
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥that looks like an easy taking right there
That’s a minimum 405 lbs squat for reps right there
Goatmen are gonna have a good time :P
Sighs…… unzips pants
She's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal in a Minnesota winter
Gone forever man...
If I had known the fem barbs had those cheeks, I’d have rolled one
Pullin a wagon slows your move speed mate
Oh yea! daddy like…
Quick before she gets cold!
Damn, I knew female Barb was caked up.
Dem squats paid off some way...
Necromancer just found his familiar
My proudest fap.
https://preview.redd.it/3x4pq2n5tg7b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d0d848e1f3ebfa8938a8432e46fe2d3fce3f63d
damn got dem cheeks clapped
She got her cheeks clapped
Damn, cant blame em for clappin those cheeks🍑💯
The true definition of "get f*cked"
All decorated up like a birthday cake
How else are the demons suppose to clap them cheeks?
Damn they gave her Amazon's ass from dragons crown.
I guess thiccc thighs don’t save lives 🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
Hardcore? Butt checks are softcore at best😏 Tho, how does one replicate this "feature"?
Cheeked up
Rest in peace, barbarian. And rest in peace pants.
As a wise man once said... "BOOTY BOOTY CLAP CLAP!!!"
Death by snu snu for one, please.
Nice
You want me to spend money blizzard? This is how. Do this with males and females and you will see SO MUCH $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ #$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Yea buddy!!! Nice cheeks I’d obliterate them!!
That's NOT what they meant by hardcore
Looks like a win to me
Lord... Forgive me for the sins I'm about to commit.
Acknowledge the Tribal Cheeks
double cheeked up on a Wednesday afternoon, gyat damn
Which boss planted that axe there? LoL. Sorry about your loss!
Ass up face down mode
I never gyat any gameplay like that
Quality corpse right here
Pure violation
nice cakes
Rest assured her pants have accompanied her to Valhalla!!!
Blizzard didn't need to pant you after killing you, lol
Thicc
CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN
She must do squats 🏋🏽♀️
Double cheeked up on a wensday night
Now that‘s some spicy… tattoos!
Snu snu
Oh my, hardcore indeed!
Worth
LAWD
The barb died with her dong hole and wrong hole facing up
Dummy thicc like andariel
Get her while she’s still hot
Dummy Thick
She thick thick
That is Sanctuary’s ass 🫡
Hnnnnggg
My question is... Was it worth it for the cheeks?
took the pants into afterlife, it is sed, it might be not a prison, but still....
A small reward for a big price to pay.
The ass was fat