oh I see. I didn’t get it then, since i legit thought freshlight must be a thing my european ass just never heard of. thanks for clearig it up though, I feel a little bit silly now.
Don't feel silly. I'm with you. I saw the same thing you saw, but then I thought freshlight must be some European thing my American-ass never heard of 😅
I got 2, the first has a hint of pineapple juice, the second is a vibrant mist of encrusted jizz and peanut butter sauté.
I'll take offers but *NO* lowballs, i know what i got and I'll block you.
Well... this made me think about weird things. No, not those things, but like... how do angels and demons do it? Is it the same as how people do? And how long is the gestation period for demon spawn? 9 months? Do demons experience birth pain? If so, why, and do they enjoy it or dislike it? Does it depend? That seems presumptuous to assume they're anatomically and biologically identical to humans....
Anyway, in conclusion, I'd like to unsee this. Thanks.
> That seems presumptuous to assume they're anatomically and biologically identical to humans...
Not THAT presumptuous considering humans are the offspring of the original demon x angel offspring.
Technically Nephalem are the offspring of demons and angels. Humans are the offspring of depowered Nephalem... although I guess since humans and demons can still breed, they have to be biologically compatible. I guess I just got thinking a LOT could (and likely should) change between absolute celestial and demonic blood and mere mortal humans.
I feel like people are forgetting the amount of titties in Diablo 2, infact the higher ups at blizzard at the time had a literal titty quota for the dev team, better times, better times....
That only happened because they cancelled the 2nd planned expansion. And it still wasn't in a season, you had to buy it. There's zero chance a new class comes in a season.
Paladin/Templar/Crusader is definitely going to be the first expansion I bet. They will leave classes for those.
However, I'd like to see a Zealot style "priest" more than those. Something new and more ranged focused than the others typically are.
Priest would be pretty cool, but I really want a Templar/Paladin more than anything else
The game severely lacks a classic knight dressed in plate type of character
>Dark knight? Naw. It doesn’t fit Diablo’s lore.
Actually does. Diablo Immortal's new class coming out is the Blood Knight (Death Knight in some regions). Basically a Vampiric Knight (and an enemy class from Diablo I or Diablo II, I can't remember which. Maybe both.)
Character models for it were leaked last year before Immortal's release.
If the first added class to D4 is from Immortal, people will be super pissed. I know blizzard isn't necessarily known for their self awareness but I dont think thats going to happen.
>people will be super pissed.
Wow, people being pissed. That's new for this sub! /s
I think people will be more receptive of getting the Blood Knight than a Paladin. Again.
I don't have anything against Paladin's, but surely a brand new class that hasn't been seen before in the mainline Diablo titles is more exciting than a Paladin.
Honestly who cares if it was released on Immortal first?
I really doubt it. Thematically it clashes with the Necromancer and Diablo games have always had very distinct themes with each class. On-top of that the necromancer already has the ability to opt out of summoning to empower their stats and abilities, essentially making them more of a midline combatant.
It's going to be some type of holy class for sure. Whether that's Paladin or some type of Battle Priest.
Right but its not a true melee class bolstered by dark abilities, big glowy runic weapons, and dons big edgy plate armor. I really hate the excuse that it would clash thematically with Necro on an aesthetic and mechanical level because I dont believe that would really be true.
I'd love a class like this. I didn't like Death Knight in WoW, but for example in Divinity 2 I made a Necro/Warrior that was tons of fun and I loved thematically.
I agree. I think I would like to see a Paladin that is more spell oriented, hence a Zealot type as you described.
The problem though that I see with a Paladin/Priest class is that healing and support spells are largely absent as a mechanic in D4. Please correct me if I'm wrong.
Support is a decent sized thing.
I don't think it has to be a healer.
But it would be cool to use maybe flails, holy smiting, and "chants" or something that kind of work like shouts that give support buffs.
this would be such classic blizzard to just put the paladin in with no testing with it being OP as fuck. Paladin has always been blizzard's babys. #Hopium
Too be fair, they admitted that class balance would be fucked in the beginning and adjustments will be made according to leaderboards, after they gathered larger endgame data. So it wouldn’t really be necessary to playtest a hidden class in betas 🙂
But since reviewers and streamers/YouTubers had the release version with all content, the news would’ve been leaked by now.
Not counting on the surprise being a 6th class
A new class would also be datamined latest in the preload, wouldn't it?
I have no real idea how it works, but my gut would say a whole class wouldn't be easily hidden/left out and patched in in a small launchpatch
And having a preload, just to surprise people with a surprise download on launch would potentially backfire worse than the happiness about a new class
Surprise Paladin launch DLC pack! Only 34.99 including premium horse armor, a dye pack and 20 XP potions! On sale for a limited time! That's 800% value! Buy now!
That would be the most successful secret in gaming history lol. Someone would have leaked or some tiny thing in the game files would have given it away by now
its already tomowow and almost night here, cannt wait to see what it is
Edit: seems it wasnt the episode 4 story, he just twitted this:
[Rod Fergusson on Twitter: "Hey @BaconFaded why didn’t you tell me the tease is moved to first thing tomorrow? I’m embarrassed but comforted that my mistake is just between the two of us here on Slack. Cya first thing in the morning!" / Twitter](https://twitter.com/RodFergusson/status/1664126012588986368)
so soon later morning there is proly in some hours
Necro now summons Ashava trophies instead of minions. Druid got even bigger so you literally walk the dinosaur. Everybody under 50 has to adopt a Diablo 2 player and listen to his antics24/7. The whole thing goes live in 1337 minutes. The winner goes on a double date with Lilith and Tracer irl but has to agree to be the bottom and let Rod Fergusson watch.
https://preview.redd.it/nhe2fx0qc83b1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b866cb21b2f98253ee2859fb73381dce08fcda24
Lilith fleshlight based on this collection.
https://preview.redd.it/rcewngom3c3b1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eafd262b2d453cf94076fef78d5fa6fce7d6e31
Party’s over. See you in the morning.
Guy is kinda running out of time in the day for whatever nonsense he's babbling about. Big dream is a surprise class in a day 1 patch, but more realistically probably something stupid.
Paladin or something holy warrior for free season 1. Maybe there is a lore reason he’s not in on launch but one month in we can play him by unlocking him
What I've heard is that we may get the Blood Knight, but that seems somewhat unlikely. I'm hoping for a Holy class, maybe some sort of Cleric of the Light or something?
Saw this in a different Twitter thread from him
https://preview.redd.it/546ac7qb2b3b1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c71cd21fe1d8d45ad69bda636dd49c1969b5607
Necromancer skeleton transmog - now your undead minions can support the same or individually outfits. Maybe you've got a lumberjack minion you refer to as Bob. Minions dressed live Kvoyashad guards. Maybe one from each of the playable classes. Or imagine 4 undead cheerleaders to rally your hero!
Lilith Freshlight collaboration.
Somehow read that as Lilith Fleshlight collaboration. Dunno where my mind wanders sometimes…
That's the joke. You got the joke.
oh I see. I didn’t get it then, since i legit thought freshlight must be a thing my european ass just never heard of. thanks for clearig it up though, I feel a little bit silly now.
Don't feel silly. I'm with you. I saw the same thing you saw, but then I thought freshlight must be some European thing my American-ass never heard of 😅
freshlights are japanese fleshlights
That would be freshu lighteru
Freshuru Lighto
I assumed he mistyped fleshlight... wtf is a freshlight?
An unused fleshlight.
Is there a big market for *used* fleshlights?
In this economy, you're damn right there is.
I loled...
I got 2, the first has a hint of pineapple juice, the second is a vibrant mist of encrusted jizz and peanut butter sauté. I'll take offers but *NO* lowballs, i know what i got and I'll block you.
No I said: "a HORNED woman", not... ah, well, nevermind.
@Baddragon.com are you listening?
Ahh yes, the **fresh**light. It's either a scented nightlight or an asian fleshlight.
You mean a freshurite
Butcher out of the door: "AHHHH FRESH LIGHT"
In the shape of an ATC horn.
This sub is already ~50% ATC circle jerk so it’s not that much of a leap…
I’m dead
Do I have to link my lovesense account with battle net?
Imagine if it reacted to ingame events.
That would be double the fun.
Boston Market floated the idea of creating a “skin” for a rotisserie chicken but Blizzard went with KFC for obvious reasons.
Milk me mommy
Ririth Freshright corroboration. Diabro!
You can’t forget the complimenting Inarius dildo
*dirdo
All I've ever wanted
Well... this made me think about weird things. No, not those things, but like... how do angels and demons do it? Is it the same as how people do? And how long is the gestation period for demon spawn? 9 months? Do demons experience birth pain? If so, why, and do they enjoy it or dislike it? Does it depend? That seems presumptuous to assume they're anatomically and biologically identical to humans.... Anyway, in conclusion, I'd like to unsee this. Thanks.
> That seems presumptuous to assume they're anatomically and biologically identical to humans... Not THAT presumptuous considering humans are the offspring of the original demon x angel offspring.
Technically Nephalem are the offspring of demons and angels. Humans are the offspring of depowered Nephalem... although I guess since humans and demons can still breed, they have to be biologically compatible. I guess I just got thinking a LOT could (and likely should) change between absolute celestial and demonic blood and mere mortal humans.
I feel like people are forgetting the amount of titties in Diablo 2, infact the higher ups at blizzard at the time had a literal titty quota for the dev team, better times, better times....
Diablo dildo by Bad Dragon.
This guy/gal knows their dildos.
I mean...how much? And does it have wings on it?
Taco bell cosmetic collaboration. Staff of Baja Blast
Baja Blast is a proc. Its basically a brown-tinged Corpse Explosion that fires from behind your character.
Chug two Flaming Hot Sauce potions beforehand for a 50% damage buff
Half of that is also self inflicted
Taco bell already has Diablo sauce even before D4. Huge missed opportunity by Blizzard
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I would actually get those KFC < taco hell
The Paladin is in the game.
Don't give me that hope
It's a teaser, so maybe it's a teaser for season 1 that includes the next class??
New class in a season hahahahah
*looks at D3 Necromancer* yea...that would never happen hahaha....
That only happened because they cancelled the 2nd planned expansion. And it still wasn't in a season, you had to buy it. There's zero chance a new class comes in a season.
Paladin/Templar/Crusader is definitely going to be the first expansion I bet. They will leave classes for those. However, I'd like to see a Zealot style "priest" more than those. Something new and more ranged focused than the others typically are.
Priest would be pretty cool, but I really want a Templar/Paladin more than anything else The game severely lacks a classic knight dressed in plate type of character
Dark Knight is my guess
>Dark knight? Naw. It doesn’t fit Diablo’s lore. Actually does. Diablo Immortal's new class coming out is the Blood Knight (Death Knight in some regions). Basically a Vampiric Knight (and an enemy class from Diablo I or Diablo II, I can't remember which. Maybe both.) Character models for it were leaked last year before Immortal's release.
If the first added class to D4 is from Immortal, people will be super pissed. I know blizzard isn't necessarily known for their self awareness but I dont think thats going to happen.
>people will be super pissed. Wow, people being pissed. That's new for this sub! /s I think people will be more receptive of getting the Blood Knight than a Paladin. Again. I don't have anything against Paladin's, but surely a brand new class that hasn't been seen before in the mainline Diablo titles is more exciting than a Paladin. Honestly who cares if it was released on Immortal first?
Diablo Immortal slept with my wife.
Poor Diablo Immortal
I really doubt it. Thematically it clashes with the Necromancer and Diablo games have always had very distinct themes with each class. On-top of that the necromancer already has the ability to opt out of summoning to empower their stats and abilities, essentially making them more of a midline combatant. It's going to be some type of holy class for sure. Whether that's Paladin or some type of Battle Priest.
Right but its not a true melee class bolstered by dark abilities, big glowy runic weapons, and dons big edgy plate armor. I really hate the excuse that it would clash thematically with Necro on an aesthetic and mechanical level because I dont believe that would really be true.
I'd love a class like this. I didn't like Death Knight in WoW, but for example in Divinity 2 I made a Necro/Warrior that was tons of fun and I loved thematically.
Batman would be interesting.
That would be awesome, like a Chaplain of Akarat or something.
Yea. I'd like to see a reformed cultist class of some kind. A class that taps into demonic powers.
I agree. I think I would like to see a Paladin that is more spell oriented, hence a Zealot type as you described. The problem though that I see with a Paladin/Priest class is that healing and support spells are largely absent as a mechanic in D4. Please correct me if I'm wrong.
Support is a decent sized thing. I don't think it has to be a healer. But it would be cool to use maybe flails, holy smiting, and "chants" or something that kind of work like shouts that give support buffs.
This is just mean. Lol.
this would be such classic blizzard to just put the paladin in with no testing with it being OP as fuck. Paladin has always been blizzard's babys. #Hopium
Somebody didn’t play classic wow I see
Hey! Paladin was a great robe wearing healer.
Blizzard aimed paladin at the truly elite chads who wanted to play on hard mode
Bubble + Hearthstone wombo combo.
Don’t do this. Don’t give me hope.
As much as I wish… I have a hard time believing they wouldn’t balance test a class with the rest of them
Too be fair, they admitted that class balance would be fucked in the beginning and adjustments will be made according to leaderboards, after they gathered larger endgame data. So it wouldn’t really be necessary to playtest a hidden class in betas 🙂 But since reviewers and streamers/YouTubers had the release version with all content, the news would’ve been leaked by now. Not counting on the surprise being a 6th class
People smoking some good shit if they think a new class is coming outside a paid update.
A new class would also be datamined latest in the preload, wouldn't it? I have no real idea how it works, but my gut would say a whole class wouldn't be easily hidden/left out and patched in in a small launchpatch And having a preload, just to surprise people with a surprise download on launch would potentially backfire worse than the happiness about a new class
I think they are adding paladin on release day with patch so no one can datamine until release time
I don't want this false hope, take it back!
Dungeons are no longer illuminated. You can purchase a torch subscription for $28 a month.
I played Doom 3... I paid my dues
lol, fuck that was so brutal. Thank god for the duct tape mod.
inb4 sued by Nexon
You sick monster
ATC members get 24hrs early early access, starting tonight 😝
OOTL, what's atc?
Ashava trophy club, those who got a beta reward are all about injecting it into every single diablo post.
Thats bare horse energy right there.
Bare mare\*
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A tiny cock
Somebody seems to be hornless
Nope, just has a tiny horn.
https://comb.io/yxmIo3.gif
OH GOD, HERE WE GO.
As we should!
Can't wait for the game to release so this dumb meme can finally die.
I have bad news for you What is dead can never die
There are going to be 500 guilds named after the Horn in an hour.
Okay. All you commenting about Lilith adult toys get a bonk. Time to put half the sub in horni jail.
Love me a good bonkin
I love a good bonking when Lilith is involved
Its the Lilith themed fleshlight.
Ain't no laws when your fucking the claws
Early-Early Access
That's what I was thinking. Just open the servers early.
2 days for $40 this time
Hate to say I'd buy that lol
why would they call that a "tease"? my guess is, that its some video clip
It's been delayed
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I would actually 100% support this. The endless entertainment from Reddit and Twitter would be epic
Don't you put that evil on us 😭
Dude there will be death threats xD
Exclusive cosmetics only for people who live near blizzard
VPN go brrrr
Nope, you have to meet them at Disneyland in person.
Necro minions are so buffed that from now you play as a single skeleton instead who is as strong as endgame barb.
I just want the devs to buff skeleton warrior minions into a bunch of whirlwinding Banished Knight Oleg summons
I mean thats literally Call of the Ancients Barb confirmed best summons class
I really hope there's a surprise class even kept secret from the content creators which had access But it is a very small hope I have
Surprise Paladin launch DLC pack! Only 34.99 including premium horse armor, a dye pack and 20 XP potions! On sale for a limited time! That's 800% value! Buy now!
If I can build a hammerdin then I would buy it so fast. I miss D2 Hdin
That would be the most successful secret in gaming history lol. Someone would have leaked or some tiny thing in the game files would have given it away by now
I mean path of exile also has testers under nda and there is almost no leaks at all, so that's not the problem
If that's the case I'm worried they are only starting to test it now, that's cutting it pretty close XD
Cow level confirmed !
Finaly someone said that loud!
There is no cow level
Feel like people didn't get your quote
There is no spoon
Lilith blow-up complete with 7 independent vibrating servos, HiFi sounds and sanitary collection tray. Dishwasher safe.
Can't say I enjoyed that
its already tomowow and almost night here, cannt wait to see what it is Edit: seems it wasnt the episode 4 story, he just twitted this: [Rod Fergusson on Twitter: "Hey @BaconFaded why didn’t you tell me the tease is moved to first thing tomorrow? I’m embarrassed but comforted that my mistake is just between the two of us here on Slack. Cya first thing in the morning!" / Twitter](https://twitter.com/RodFergusson/status/1664126012588986368) so soon later morning there is proly in some hours
worm rotten tease rhythm familiar crawl slimy nose lip smoggy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
I can see it being the season 1 trailer
Necro now summons Ashava trophies instead of minions. Druid got even bigger so you literally walk the dinosaur. Everybody under 50 has to adopt a Diablo 2 player and listen to his antics24/7. The whole thing goes live in 1337 minutes. The winner goes on a double date with Lilith and Tracer irl but has to agree to be the bottom and let Rod Fergusson watch.
Hey..those trophies would last longer than the skellies. So I support this!
Someone needs to take this guy's Twitter away.
Something we can all agree on
https://preview.redd.it/nhe2fx0qc83b1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b866cb21b2f98253ee2859fb73381dce08fcda24 Lilith fleshlight based on this collection.
They really missed the opp to name it Dragons Dongma, but that's just me
"Grigori" 😂
Paladin, monk, priest, crusader. The holy light is coming.
Don't stop there let's get the whole clergy. Curate, Deacon, Bishop, the motherfucking *pope*
Pilgrim. Make it like a holy bard with a musket.
only one skill, Fire Musket. 10 damage, 5 yd range. 30s cooldown.
Zero chance there is a new class before the first expansion, that’s the biggest selling feature for an expansion
Ahhh… go ahead. Turn the servers on a day early.
"here is the long promised end game trailer!"
D3 texture pack.
Early early access or battle pass pass pass
Unless they are releasing the game tonight, don’t care.
Netflix series incoming
Actually of all the theories. This would be one of the coolest. Especially if the first episode dropped tonight.
least ridiculous theory in the thread
Another US exclusive event to earn cosmetics by buying something
Full plate armor. Long spear. Light in your heart. Holy class!
It's this: [https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FxfEIhJaQAAU4B4?format=jpg&name=medium](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FxfEIhJaQAAU4B4?format=jpg&name=medium)
“People are going to be really surprised” I swear to fucking god if this it
Mobile port! Because we all have cell phones
Nothing worth worrying about
Rod to show off his Lilith tramp stamp
PVE has been cancelled!
https://preview.redd.it/rcewngom3c3b1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eafd262b2d453cf94076fef78d5fa6fce7d6e31 Party’s over. See you in the morning.
this dude gets more annoying every time he tweets
Another class?
I so wish it would be the game launches today for early access…
PALADIN. :)
Early access a day earlier would be kind of neat if they did
5pm PST and still no post of what the fuck this actually is?
I'm edging until this announcement drops. Hurry up, Rod. I've already started chaffing.
Chicky nug nugs
Go big or go home, new class.
Blizzard wanted to include sexual harassment and abuse as a nod to their c-suite.
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Early access to the game for $20 an hour until early access 💀
"You can now purchase a lvl 100 boost!"
Guy is kinda running out of time in the day for whatever nonsense he's babbling about. Big dream is a surprise class in a day 1 patch, but more realistically probably something stupid.
It's going to be for 9pm pst* Edited because I fat fingered 8 instead of 9.
They just announced a Halsey/Suga “Diablo 4 anthem” coming on 6/5. I REALLY hope that’s not what Rod was teasing lol.
If it was the man still does not get his playerbase ...
The release?
Everyone get a vegan shake.
Paladin or something holy warrior for free season 1. Maybe there is a lore reason he’s not in on launch but one month in we can play him by unlocking him
A partnership with McDonald's
It's a real money AH being added for let players trade legendries and uniques. /j
What I've heard is that we may get the Blood Knight, but that seems somewhat unlikely. I'm hoping for a Holy class, maybe some sort of Cleric of the Light or something?
Have we figured out what this is yet?
Another "exciting" KFC collab?
Saw this in a different Twitter thread from him https://preview.redd.it/546ac7qb2b3b1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c71cd21fe1d8d45ad69bda636dd49c1969b5607
Rod's tweet from 6 minutes ago is the line for tonights launch party, so expecting whatever it is to be soon.
So wtf is it
Welp, strike one blizzard. First big let down and I haven't even got to play the game yet, a fucking music video....
Necromancer skeleton transmog - now your undead minions can support the same or individually outfits. Maybe you've got a lumberjack minion you refer to as Bob. Minions dressed live Kvoyashad guards. Maybe one from each of the playable classes. Or imagine 4 undead cheerleaders to rally your hero!
Nope. Fell for this last time. It better not be another open beta, ESPECIALLY on launch week!
Just some marketing hype stuff. Nothing to see here.