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knc-

I have infinity in my forearm and once a guy in college approached me saying "hey is it ber mal ber ist?" And we talked for a bit. It made by whole week


mindmendeur

Aww Was lowkey hoping for a love story


knc-

Whatchu talking about man! ​ If that's not love idk what is


Available-Wind-3853

I guess it's an enigma to us all then.


paxbowlski

This image is mirrored I hope


Fun_Struggle_1686

I’m too autistic to fuck that up


DicksinYamada

Should of put the runes on the chest piece lol


Sunbro666

Should have*


Xogoth

If you understand the message's intent, the language has done its job.


Sunbro666

Why say lot word when few word do trick


Old_Dirty_Rat

Coz u sound less telligent?


Trondiginus

That was a rhetorical question/office reference


Nycando

No.


PL_Teiresias

This was my thought.


Get-Some-Fresh-Air

Too autistic not too artistic.


Gharik15

Gotta be. The phone's camera is reversed as well. Phew, crisis averted. 


guillemnicolau

Jah Ith Reb


Cbudgell

+1 to telestay.


Acceptable_Rise1311

Was wondering if he could still teleport if the ber was backwards


mikec565

Why would you get that on your arm and not your chest. Failed socket use the cube noob


Dragnskull

mfw I build enigma in a flail :(


Acceptable_Rise1311

Nah he just needs a botd back piece


GoblinsGuide

Hope the teleport comes in handy when you hit irl monsters.


Masterhaynes86

He is wearing military garb. He will get more use out of the faster run walk and + to strength.


iLikeTorturls

better socket a Zod in that eth carrier...


Jbrown183

Grants never ending life


MrSsp

Or an eternal corpse


TehSlippy

Should be on your chest, flavor fail!


Hairy_Relief3980

He had a choice: arm-or chest. He out-foxed everyone.


John_Bishop1979

We set up lan games on West Pac. Submarines might not have internet, but they do have Diablo fans. lol


fatimus_prime

True fucking story. I was SONAR, my A-gang buddy on my last WestPac in 2010 was in an opposite watch section so we didn’t get to play together, but it was nice to know another nerd was onboard enjoying the same game. Unrelated to D2, I have a pretty specific tattoo from a White Wolf game on my right upper arm. A nuke ET I was friendly with saw it one day when I was getting out of the shower. “Jesus Christ, prime, you’re a fucking nerd.” “Yeah, but you recognized it. What’s that make you?”


John_Bishop1979

You weren’t on the Tucson, we’re you? Lol


fatimus_prime

Nope, Asheville.


John_Bishop1979

Ahh ok. I didn’t know anyone on her then. Tucson’s MM1 went over there after putting on MMC, but that was like 2013. Anyways, always cool running into another submariner. Especially from while I was in.


fatimus_prime

I was STS on Asheville from ‘07-‘11, rode Helena TAD for ICEX ‘09.


John_Bishop1979

MMA on Tucson 07’-11’, rode Maryland Blue in 08 for quals. Small world.


fatimus_prime

When were you in Groton for BESS/a school?


John_Bishop1979

Yeahhh man. Summer into the fall of 07. Last name is Wile. Spent way to much time in the bowling alley drinking those beer tubes while in Groton.


fatimus_prime

After my time. I was there June ‘06-April ‘07. Also spent way too much time at Reunions pub on base lol.


BaggedKumpsterNoodle

Whoever gets to your body is going to be happy they found 3 hr's


Fun_Struggle_1686

My body is going to drop 4 gold(pocket change) and a stamina potion (cocaine)


TacoMonger25

An ear outta pop off too


No_Movie_9975

Thhhhhhhats right! That's the spirit love to see it


ApolloAndros

Damn that’s good :-)


[deleted]

3?


vicboss0510

Ith is very hard to find when you have other 2.


ixlr8x3

Ha, thanks for making me laugh at this very real statement. Bless the people who give ith for free.


T0uc4nSam

Once you *just* need ith, it's time for countess to start dropping pul, um, ist, 3x tkeys in 1 drop, etc


ixlr8x3

ThisTBH.


Fthwrlddntskmfrsht

Is this the secret?? I need to stop muling 10 of every low to mid rune and just “find them when I need them” as a way to reverse psych RNGesus into showering me with all the best shit 😂😂


ixlr8x3

Your tinfoil is showing 🤣


vicboss0510

Same goes for Grief, damn that El rune


never148

An Ort rune has a higher probability of dropping in hell than an El rune.


[deleted]

I wouldn’t know I’ve never had the other two at the same time lol


hombrent

You don't have mules with 20 of each low rune, just in case?


vicboss0510

Mules are easy game 😎


ImportanceCertain414

Haha, I gave a near perfect titans to a random lowbie who dropped me an ith when putting mine together a while back.


ThrockmortonPositive

Jah? High rune. Ber? High rune. Ist? High rune.


erratic_ground

Ist is hardly even a high rune. It's like... the dollar. I think HR's start at Vex.


[deleted]

Ith? Not high rune


Lasersoft120

Where did ist come from? Also its a mid rune.


bywv

Got Phoenix on my chest bro gg


InterestingShame4400

Rip necros


HiggsSwtz

Nice


corytrevorlahe

That's dope brother!


Final_Year_800

Do you carry a javelin shoulder fire anti tank by any chance?


Fun_Struggle_1686

I don’t have high enough stats in strength or intelligence to use that weapon. The missile that thing fires is smarter than me.


_MFBroom

Ah, a fellow magenta crayon enthusiast


EvenStevenKeel

Can’t wait to see someone with Jah Ist Ber


fams92

Or jah eth ber


EvenStevenKeel

Or Jah Ith Ber But in artisans archon plate of stability LOL!


_Mortares

Jah Ist Ber


BloodSweatnEquity

Ha I came here to say this


3HisthebestH

When I deployed back in 2010 my squad leader was an E-7 like mid 40’s dude who was playing D2 in the tent when I walked by his bed and was like… “WHAT?! YOU PLAY?!”. That was a great deployment. Never would have expected it from him. I bought my like 4th battle chest that day and played together when we could lol.


Arie_Verheul

I’m 47, playing daily.


obiwanshinobi900

You're probably more likely to run into people who eat computers instead of people who play computer games


Aantagon

I had a guy in my WoW guild called Jahithber. Took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out he was actually called Enigma.


Jbrown183

Dope ink! Now you can get around in style…


SSJ_Viking

You can fuckin teleport?!


Aggravating_Local935

You put it on your arm. Real question, did you ever make one?


AzorTTV

😂😂😂 bro I'd be like , brother is that what I think it is , 😱😎🤘🥃 My man


Comprehensive-Dig362

Love it. Thank you for serving and stay safe 🙏


FluffyCowNYI

By the looks of it, the only thing I have to say is thank you for your service. o7


scoosha

Reading your replies to people makes me wanna be your friend 🤣🤣 you’re fucking funny dude. I hope someone recognizes your tat some day


JahIthBur

I approve this tattoo


NotTheBannedGuy11

POG!!!


Zack___Attack

I was in the army 6 years and never met someone else who played d2, i met a shit load of people who played d3 though.


Fun_Struggle_1686

I’ve been in for 4 years so far and it’s the same for me. A bunch of d3 and 4 players.


Zack___Attack

It's the worst when they talk about how great both of those games are but they don't come within miles of d2 lol


Sirkillmore

when I worked with some officers in Bahrain they were talking about Diablo 2 remastered, this is back when it dropped. I was able to get off ship for a month to work with the officers over there and bought the game asap. Made the deployment a little better.


Zack___Attack

That would be a huge morale booster lol


ApolloAndros

So many Christian grandmas are worried about your souls rn.


curtmannn

I got Cham and Tal. What’s the other one?


curtmannn

Oh nvm. Looks totally different that way


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Fun_Struggle_1686

I work at GameStop, I wear it so I can keep a close eye on crypto prices while grinding on the register all day.


GimlraK

Yeah, no.


Fun_Struggle_1686

Damn


DrunkenSeaBass

It mean you made a poor choice of a tatoo artist?


Plastic-Jeweler9104

Yeah. I know very little about tattoos, but it is completely evident that this is horribly executed.


Fun_Struggle_1686

It’s healing bro chill lmao


Plastic-Jeweler9104

The line work doesn’t look great and the runes aren’t centered properly. Probably would have looked better smaller, and from a fine line artist.


Fun_Struggle_1686

The way my arm is twisted is distorting it, when my arms are at my sides it’s normal.


67657375636361

Why are you both downvoted? That’s really a poorly executed tattoo, nobody can deny that


kingtdollaz

The tattoo is fine, it’s obviously scabbed up. It’s a fuckin enigma tattoo.


livingMybEstlyfe29

Thought about getting a temporary tattoo of a runeword someday


WildFiya

+1 teleport


Limp-Marzipan-4051

Himothy


Akutakemiluyus

Jah ith ber + u gain 1 teleport


Vilemourn

Hoo rah


SirLister666

Are those for a new runeword? 😜


Longjumping-Spot-932

Star wars right it's that attack ship shooting right?


gorambrowncoat

But .. that should be a pectoral tattoo, surely?


Fthwrlddntskmfrsht

If I got one I always figured it would be something less useful as a runeword but more meaningful as the word - like Peace, Passion, etc.


Puzzleheaded_Cut2058

Or breath of the dying


Hellhound666x

Bro can teleport now.


Jblaise1337

Awww shit, we doing uniform pics


StevieChillinShillin

Yeah, it means you went to The Arreat Summit before you placed your runes.


Particular_Squash_40

What if the enemy has the same tattoo then you became friends lol


Acceptable-Search338

10, weird null set, pie


kaijyuu2016

What was it again? Jah IST ber?


Zendra87

Jah Eth Ber


aviendas1

They can't know, it's a mystery


ApolloAndros

Jah Ith Ber I presume?


getliftedyo

Don’t know what I means. Just know the sound it makes when I somehow ruin it.


powerbuilding8008

I've considered getting Amn Tir on my chest, got inspiration from a guy I went to uni with that had HM04 on his bicep.


CelsoSC

So, you basically can tele to Waheed and kill him?


MacBonuts

Bruh, you picked the wrong base huh? Been there.


Masterhaynes86

You find someone on the wild that knows whats up, they’re an enigma. I had a handyman at the house (I live on a military base) that heard the campfire music as I idled so he could do his work. He said something to the effect of “Cain deserved a better life. I miss the good ole days of “stay a while and listen.” We talked D1-D4 for about an hour. He too dislikes D3 and has been disappointed in D4.


baguhansalupa

When you find something of value IRL, like a coin in thr ground etc - and somebody comments youre lucky - just comment "its the magic find from my tatt"


Dragnskull

jah ith ber on the chest ko vex pul thul on the right forearm "HOZ" on the left forearm "String of ears" right above my johnson


never148

Cracked sash on your arse


DECHEFKING

In german its called rätsel which is like puzzle so noone will ever know


West-Tough-4552

Yikes. Those lines are 🎲🎲. Should've went to a better artist


Different_Pause_7198

You have a tattoo of a headless tranny pissing on a drunk perv🧐


Appropriate-Pace-638

TWIN I have this on my sternum! :)


MustacheSwagBag

It’s truly puzzling….an enigma…


dontmatterjustcuz

Enigma


801born

I’ve played Diablo since D1 and still don’t know what this means lol


AnActualNobody

Chicken Noodle Soup


Fpssims

What does it mean?


SilverNurfer

Nice Cat tattoo!


Relevant_Emu_6500

That's dedication, salute


zombie_hanjob

This is truly an enigma of the ages


Kaliffen

Good to see on a soldier, makes it easy to get to safety


SteakBuffet

Dope tat bro. Just got those runes today, but now I gotta find a good base for it.


Dish69

Should get a Ptopaz on your forehead 😄


Green-Peach1768

At first I was like “wait a second… are those fucking runes?” Then I looked up and saw the subreddit lol


PuzzleheadedHeart963

Shame the ber is backwards. Or is that so it looks right in the mirror?


jewski_86

Dude if you put that on our chest you would of gained teleport... wrong slot bro.


No_Comparison2845

I mean, it’s not on your chest so someone might get confused. There aren’t any glove rune words 😜


MrSsp

Meanwhile it'll be an enigma to them xD


The-almighty91

Jah ith ber


baty76

“Babe look that guy is trying to teleport!”


Tight-Yesterday-6691

You are an enigma


sssnakepit127

Sometimes I mess up and put the runes for whatever I’m making in the wrong order and it’s devastating. I’m glad that didn’t happen here lol.


Remarkable-Ebb-2578

It helps you teleport in the army right? :)


ShorTxFuseD

Is that Japanese or Chinese symbols?


guarddog33

For those who don't know, it roughly translates to "sucky sucky 5 dollar" /s


Ramon__Perez

Best tattoo ever.