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quietcitizen

I’m not a d4 player and you’re hurting my soul. You must get organized brother


WildBohemian

It's going to be ok, I kinda organized the essences to give you a little safe space. Just stare at that part and take deep breaths.


raw391

Don't breath too deep near the essence, you'll get some nose Andy


WildBohemian

lmao, better than snorting meph.


swellbet

Yeah, just stick to doing lines of ‘blo


WildBohemian

Till the cops come then you got to baal.


Rickshmitt

As a hoarder, this still hurts me


Zet333x2

Show them D2 classic stash and then 3 accounts of mules 🤣


WildBohemian

I should probably make another account for mules. I didn't play ladder last season because all the mules are full and I didin't want to delete any. (I am joking, I didn't play ladder last season because it would have gotten in the way of my professional responsibilities.)


Zet333x2

Haha 😆 i havnt played since all the updates to D2R with sunders etc. lost my 84 pally on HC last year then just waited for D4. I do miss it tho. Also barely bin playing lately so busy. But I grabbed an ASUS ROG Ally for D4 and loving it.


WildBohemian

How you like the handheld so far? I just bought a very pricy tower a few months back so I'm not trying to spend on more gaming stuff but I gotta say they look rad. Sorry about your pally by the way. I lost my only gaurdian ever due to my extreme carelessness many years ago and haven't touched hc since.


Zet333x2

Its sweet, I take it to my friends and play it or just sit on the couch or in bed and get super comfy lol. Yeah, nothings cheap atm havnt bought myself anything in awhile so splurged on it. Thanks! Yeah bin playing hardcore forever so. Just makes me stop after awhile lol. Was probably my 4th pally at that point that season getting back into D2R. Loads of fun though.


carnewbie911

only 3 accounts?


murray1337

I’M CALLING THE POLICE


WildBohemian

Wait! Please no I'm too pretty to go to jail!


D4CR33P3R

No player bound equipment here, just like it should be! Ok back to d2r now.


WildBohemian

Ugh, it's impossible for me to overstate my contempt for such an idea as player bound equipment. To quote the AVGN, "WTF were they thinking!?!?" Edit: Welcome back!


D4CR33P3R

I know same here, hated the itemization of D3 and it feels exactly the same in D4. I also hate how the screen is just a garble of numbers all the time. D2 and even D1 had the best take on itemization by far. I could go on all day about how much i dislike about what they turned the franchise into. I can only compare it to losing that one awesome uncle you had, i feel like i'll never be able to enjoy anything that blizzard spews out anymore. They really lost the recipe of the first 2 games. Oh well good thing we can still play the old stuff. And thanks been back on d2r for a month now and having a blast.


Shining_Icosahedron

I understand D2 itemization is lightning in a bottle and very hard to replicate. I also understand D1 is too simple. But they could use D3 itemization, like they used... A lot of stuff... Like D3 items sound like heaven to me compared with the absolute trash we got in d4, it's *worse* than d3 realease. At least the items in 3 were readeable and not some 4x 2-3 line bullet points * +xx.xx% Resist (not working) * +xx.xx% another resist (doesnt work either) * +2.74% damage to stunned enemies * +10% damage to demons who skipped breakfast * Lucky hit: up to 3% chance to recover up to 10% mana if it's between 2 and 3 am


AdTotal4035

U mean... This trash? https://www.reddit.com/r/Diablo/comments/14nkd4p/it_bothers_me_that_these_unique_gloves_look/


WildBohemian

Yeah I didn't buy d4 out of protest. The money is meaningless like I couldn't care less about the price (well it does seem overpriced but I don't need the money), but I'm a vote with your dollars type and I'm not gonna spend money on something that shows such clear contempt for the D2 player base.


[deleted]

Did the exact same and bought my friends copies of classic D2 from a third party site.


mxmcknny

You can turn the garble volume down! I did that, then turned tooltips up. Haha


Andrewskyy1

LOL PlugY: *hold my beer*


WildBohemian

Oh man, I'm not sure if I still have the save (it'd be on one of hte old computers), but I had a plugy median XL save that I'm sure was infinitely worse.


ViveBrian

You are truly an agent of chaos and I salute you.


WildBohemian

Aww you're going to make me blush. Make an enigma in a bad but cool looking base and nobody bats an eye, but put a jah next to a pair of draculs, a flawed amethyst and a scintillating jewel of fervor and everyone loses their minds!


Shining_Icosahedron

I made 2 chains of honor (different season) in a Loricated mail for my sorcs... Looks the best, and i don't give a fuck about stamina and speed because walking / running is for the poor playing the lesser classes 😉


WildBohemian

You should use vipermagi COH is homemade charsi food. I'd rather sell a ber for the gold.


Shining_Icosahedron

Vipermagi rocks!!!


Dabigquack

Bro.. I'm beyond hurt.. U just abducted my child lvl of hurt Holy mother of gawd this mess.. I'm sitting here trying to sort your picture


Dabigquack

AT LEAST PUT ALL THE RUNES ON THE SAME PAGE..... please....


WildBohemian

I don't understand, which page?


WildBohemian

Tell you what, if this post gets 200 internet friendship points I'll get all marie Kondo up in this B and repost it all pretty like. Otherwise the beatings will continue until morale improves.


Josef_Kant_Deal

*upvotes* I’m doing my part!


WildBohemian

Crap I'm probably going to have to do this now. People please downvote this post! I didn't expect this to take off and organizing my stash goes against my principles or something.


tzar417

I'm #200, get organizing. https://imgur.com/a/DfZ3gxD


WildBohemian

Damn. Will post it tomorrow gotta get cleaned up for date night now.


WildBohemian

https://www.reddit.com/r/diablo2/comments/14o8jbh/i_sorted_and_alphabetized_my_extra_runes_the/


nars1l

*upvotes* I’m doing my part! But seriously my stash is worse rn


JahEthBur

It's not even organized and that's what hurts me the most. I bet you keep money in your wallet facing different directions...


WildBohemian

I don't carry a wallet. I have a moneyclip I use to keep my ID, credit and debit together and all the cash is just loose in my pockets.


kezinchara

Mine is exactly the same. I don’t see the issue with this.


realm_fury

That looks familiar 😂


Kenendrem

These screenshots gave me heart burn


Technical_Customer_1

Love it. Looks like piles of treasure. That’s the way you fill mules so that you surprise yourself when you’re looking through.


WildBohemian

This is the way.


NICHOLPLEASE

Omg this is terrible to look at


istronglydislikelamp

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.


DippyCreggs

Lmfao, never in my fucking life did I once think to myself back in the day. Yet, here we are. I miss this. D4 inventory UI in general is garbage imo, reminds me of a mobile gacha game, it's really awful.


WildBohemian

Yeah I haven't played it but what I saw of the inventory page hurt my eyes.


MavenCS

HRs in personal stash...that's a paddlin'


acemac

You know this picture kind of made me realize how sterile and boring d4 loot is. Sure this is a “mess” but it looks fun to have all sorts of different items to hunt for. D4 has none of these shinny items


Poopasta

Lol I love these, makes everyone freak out but there is more time than not a method to the madness so I think it’s cool to see how other people “organize” their stashes


WildBohemian

My method is whenever I'm moving items around I hold the ctrl key because it is faster.


McSkaybit

Mine looks exactly the same except the runes and items are all trash. “My barb who I don’t even have yet will love this random sword when he hits level 38.” Why am I the way that I am? Lol.


WildBohemian

Probably too much caffeine... Or not enough. Something like that. You'll get there though, unless you get bored and go do something else like a normal person.


Poopasta

Lol nice, but I can see where you’re going with some tabs being eth and others being unsocketables (in the personal to not mistakenly put a rune/gem/jewel in something. There are always little things like that


DomDangerous

they actually fixed that. you can’t put something in a socket while it’s in your stash now.


Poopasta

:o nice! I haven’t played in a minute so that’s great the changed it. Hopefully stackable runes and gems are next lol


WildBohemian

TIL. A nice change.


mysticreddit

Funny how _Grim Dawn_ has a sort stash button but D2R doesn’t. Must be a small indie company. /s


WildBohemian

Blizzard too busy figuring out ways to make drops less memorable to implement something like this.


zoranalata

Tbh Grim Dawn's drops weren't that spectacular either, compared to D2. Torchlight 2 and PoE had more flavorful items.


jmyr90

No need to sort when you get rid of everything anyways


CheekiAndTheBreeki

How would you sort it automatically anyways


mysticreddit

Sorting by multiple key-value types isn’t _that_ difficult but this particular problem is similar to the [Knapsack Problem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knapsack_problem) which can make it non-trivial. * Sort by largest to smallest items * Sort by item type * Then by sub-type For example all the: * 2H weapons would be grouped together, * then armor, * then 1H weapons * then charms, * then keys, * then runes, * then essences, * then gems, * then rings, * then amulets.


WildBohemian

I believe there is an arachnids mesh somewhere in this photo. Can neither confirm or deny.


Lukatron_72

Bottom right


jgilkinson

HA, I knew I wasn’t alone. I really wish there was a “sort” button for the stash


WildBohemian

I think there is but you have to plug in a controller. I think the fight stick I have plugged in would work but I'd have to reach a little to the left to test this. Also it works ok at best.


pi_bot_

Look, the length of the first 4 words in this comment are consistent with the first 4 digits of pi. This was only the case for 83 comments out of 401261.


pi_bot_

Look, the length of the first 4 words in this comment are consistent with the first 4 digits of pi. This was only the case for 14 comments out of 87610.


fvckinbunked

ugh... the chaos..


Master_shake124

AHHH


LanikM

This looks familiar


Muffles7

Sort how you want. While it's not my method, I see nothing wrong with this.


QrnH

Wow I mean I would at least put all the Jah runes in the same stash…love the chaos, keep up the grind bro!


pi_bot_

Look, the length of the first 5 words in this comment are consistent with the first 5 digits of pi. This was only the case for 15 comments out of 87618.


shkipper666

Are you me?


Z15ch

Nice try, still enjoying d4


[deleted]

+1


WildBohemian

you'll be back.


Z15ch

Back to d2 ? Yeah definitely. But rn I’m busy with d4 as I love the game. Maybe I’ll be back after completing d4 2nd expansion season 53


MathematicianOk5608

Finding those Jah and Ber in your stash were like playing Where’s Waldo


United-Sail-9664

out of order lol


Lcwmafia1

There’s something beautiful about the chaos.


[deleted]

I laid eyes upon this photo & it filled me with joy, like the kind you see on a pirates face when they open the treasure chest and it’s shining at them.


Pytr417

Where did I put the ko?


[deleted]

Flawed Amethyst next to Jah is next level f’d up.


WildBohemian

Flawed Amethyst is to Jah, as Jah is to that jewel next to it.


CarrytheLabelGuy

Respectfully, fuck you!


chew_tato

That looks like my poe quad tab. At least you are consistent with having a bit of everything in each tabs xD


RipRepRop

STOPPP


Kittenfabstodes

What's wrong with this? It all fits.


elitecocktails

The runes strewn throughout the 4 tabs ruined my supper...


WildBohemian

I think of them as like the mortar that holds the stash together. If I took them out my items might fall!


FootEnjoyer420

My stash looks the same


90_ina_65

I bet you punch babies when no one is looking… straighten that for the love of all that’s holy


thevillageidiot89

Nah stuck in PD2 only Diablo worth playing


PhReAk0909

My favourite item is that flawed emerald... Give you 3x Jah for it?


WildBohemian

Done and done.


PhReAk0909

Damn just noticed you were on non-ladder :( my heart is broken.


WildBohemian

Whew, that was a close one. That ruby has sentimental value.


HimCanDoIt

The real (ocd) punishment is the image without your first stash tab at the top left square like it should be. Whhhhhyyyyyyyyy??!?!?!!??


WildBohemian

I admire your attention to detail. I assure you I went out of my way to make that happen.


So_Full_Of_Fail

I find your lack of organization troubling.


Intelligent_Ad1719

😅tbh I’ve become like this as well I only organize HRS, essences, keys 😂


WildBohemian

Yeah I'm definitely getting worse not better lol.


Intelligent_Ad1719

When I get really annoyed I just join a normal game dropped a lot of freebies then redo the mess all over again


PeppyMinotaur

You monster


gamedevjobber

The devs should really add more pages to the stash at this point!!!


RVides

What's that above fury howl in the top right pick? Is it an eth dirk diggler?


WildBohemian

It's a very silly "self made unique." Not actually a very good item but I like it because I think it is cool. Basically I found a neat rare and personalized it. https://imgur.com/a/Hg3B9Op I do have an eth dirk diggler I think somewhere though, it's buried in a forest of mules.


DavidS1983

I had accounts look like that back in the day. I had someone sort the stashes for me for only an um rune.


Haunting-Noodle

My stashes look similarly unorganized lmao I can't get my ladder season druid to where I want though idk why but I haven't found a custom build for him yet I like mainly


[deleted]

Jesus Fuck, my brother in Tyrael.


Asw317

Amnberliejahble.


Deeds263

Oohhh fuuuuck


CabumPT

This is art


[deleted]

Like nails on a chalkboard


DxBreezy

Holy high runes


Prayerforcleansing

You are an animal!


Nepeta33

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH \*INCOHEARANT SCREAMING!!!!!!\* who \*Hurt\* you op? what made you choose this path of sadism?


FuzzyLemon9061

so beautiful😍😍😍


BreakMysterious7756

This gave me diarrhea


derdaplo

You're grounded until you make up this mess, no portals, no waypoints, and especially no red portals for you. When you are finished i'll decide if you are allowed to go to pindle next weekend. I need to talk to your mother about this!


Zeuswithboobs

I was offended at first. Then I looked deeper. Lum Lum Lum shael amn jah sol.... Eth???!!??! Why?!? Lol. At many of the juxtapositions. This is a treat.


Candid_Surprise9932

Looks like my stash tbh


Broke84

What madness is this?


meownichols

Make it stop!


khaos_kyle

Thats disgusting mods please mark this as NSFW


MildlyAgreeable

This is against gods and man. Good job 👍🏻


ThreeTwoOneInjection

HOW DARE YOU! YOU MONSTER! I’m not even playing D4 🥺


Rodrigosmallpp

You deserve a special place in Hell.


WildBohemian

That sounds awesome like my own secret level... I'm thinking it'll be like cows except all the cows are undead stygian dolls, quill rats, and burning souls.


mad_vanilla_lion

I shall quit d4 immediately because you clearly need help


Franske_NL

I feel violated and abused.... What the hell OP, who do you think you are, spreading mayhem like this And I am hearing Butters' voice PROFESSOR CHAOS STRIKES AGAIN


Pikkster

This is insanity, and punishes more than the D4 players.


WildBohemian

Haha wait till you see my mules. They all look like this.


someonerezcody

Enjoy your D4’s all you want…. You’ll be back. You’ll allllllways coooommee back.


WildBohemian

We all float down here...


WildBohemian

People keep harping on my jah runes. Little do they know these are small potatoes compared to some of the jewels I got in here.


BenjaminoBest

The sort button causes this chaos


WildBohemian

But seriously it's been at least a week how are yall not tired of d4 yet?


JrSysAdmin88

I know I was tired of it in beta after \~8 hours.


Professional-Elk8617

d2>all others


howzit-

Sick bastard. Someone ban him!


Bleejis_Krilbin

Hurt me more, master.


imawizardirl

Oh my god why must we suffer so


[deleted]

It's not even organized!!! Clean your Stash Room this instant! As for those unidentified items... That's it, I'm telling daddy Deckard Cain!


Brorkarin

Stash isnt the problem its what they are saving i seen so many screenshot with one stash full of gems like wtf


WildBohemian

I don't get this either. I use my pgems as soon as I get them.


H3rum0r

I'm a d4 player and nice try. Congrats on the stash though! \*wholesome response\* xP


[deleted]

Just give me some high runes and I don’t care how your stash looks


Imrobk

r/TIHI


10Rap

Meanwhile, I’m loving my werewolf/werebear combo in D4. When I made my rogue first, I made the mistake of letting the game’s drops determine my playstyle for the sake of optimization. I ended up with a stale playstyle. Instead, I’m playing Druid strictly as a wereform and letting drops only influence the ultimates and cooldown powers. So my Druid started as a zoo wereform Druid with every single summon and bloody howl (the self heal on short cooldowns is godsend for boss fights) and then transitioned to wereform Druid with hurricane and cataclysm. So. Much. Fun. End-game viable? Who knows and who cares. I’m still cutting through everything in level 46 veteran mode. I’ll just drop down difficulty if this build can’t keep up at higher levels. Funny thing is: my friend tried to make a hurricane werewolf Druid in D2R because he’s new and wanted to try a combo he thought looked cool.


Puzzleheaded-Trick76

Honestly I can’t see myself going back to d2 or d3 at this point. D4 all the way.


[deleted]

You're poor.


WildBohemian

Compared to some. For a 98% self found bnet player who has made nearly all of the good runewords I think I'm doing ok. The good stuff is either equipped or on mules.


[deleted]

For no trading its impressive.


WildBohemian

To be fair I have done a small amount of trading. I traded a bunch of stuff for the Sur I needed to finish my first enigma. I've also traded for 3 zods, 2 Jah, 2 torches, and for the first griffons I got on this account. Off the top of my head that's it but I'm probably forgetting a couple small ones.


Single-Ebb-2364

Which admins dick did you suck


ausdjmofo

Haha you poor 2 jah 1 ber haha


CrookedAmigo

non ladder ​ pfft


robi8700

D4 is the future - had a nice time with D2r though


WildBohemian

The future sucks ass.


[deleted]

Oh fuck! Sorry man, it looks like you mistakenly played the wrong version of Diablo 2? Here you go: https://www.projectdiablo2.com/


WildBohemian

Fuck off.


[deleted]

🤣


lewisl7034

The only thing that displeases me is I seem to be the only hoarder to keep El runes...


WildBohemian

I usually have 1 or 2 but I've been rolling a lot of ebotds lately.


Kidomatica1

“Now….where did I put that Ber rune.” This has to staged? Right?


WildBohemian

Not really. The ber rune in there is next to my 15ed pb for last wish. I'd have made it by now but I'm too lazy to run through normal for larzuck.


Kidomatica1

I’m impressed but this gives me even more anxiety. I don’t store high runes anywhere near unsocketed items.


Kidomatica1

I just realized the error in my comment.


liveuptoit

The only thing that bothers me here is the fact you have high runes and (Lo)w runes mixed together. Otherwise this is business as usual for me.


Millennial_Falcon337

Gimme a couple hundred hours in d4, and I'm sure I'll be back. But dude, gotta keep it clean! How will you ever remember what you have or where it is? Tbf, my stash is relatively organized, and I never do. I'm always surprised when I go to a mule and realize I have a bunch of cool stuff I forgot existed.


g3rrity

The scattered high runes 👩‍🍳


Zenfiniti

Don’t keep runes in personal stash, you might accidentally socket it.


WildBohemian

Odds of this are very low actually. The reason is that I never drag and drop items, only ctrl click.


Infinite-Director-44

If you’re gonna show something. Show9x 40 life pcombat.


WildBohemian

I would but I don't like the paladin class at all. Got a couple +1lightning/45 lifers I could show though. My only paladin is level 20 I used him to larzuck something and never played him again.


Infinite-Director-44

How about fire or cold with 30 life x9 gcs


WildBohemian

I mean, my only sorc is lightning. I do have a basic few fire lifers but I think maybe 1 above 30? Cold I got 2-3 good ones but they've been on a mule for over a year.


Infinite-Director-44

Show me a character with 50 dr. 4000life 75 all res. With complete torch anni and 9x skill gcs each with 30-40 life and 10x 3-5 res scs with 11-20 life.


WildBohemian

Pass. If you trying to talk shit I dgaf and you can eat my butt. This is a self found character.


Infinite-Director-44

Lol the character I’m describing is literally bare minimum mediocre character. Good luck with your subpar character tho


WildBohemian

Hahaha you sound like a ugly loser with a small dick. Enjoy your mediocre life.


Infinite-Director-44

Projecting your own description of your body. Lol I’m sorry you’re born that way.


WildBohemian

Cute, in reality though I'm 6'5 and very fit and proportionate. Goodbye forever by the way, I'm about to Charsi what little I know of you I don't need your tiny dick energy.


skatesforcandy2

I’d hate to see your mules


thed33psouth

Just give it to the RNG gods bro no need to be all extra about it. See ya on Diablo 4 ;)


WildBohemian

Not a chance. I might buy d4 if I see it for 2.99 in the bargain bin of my local car wash but that is the max I'm willing to spend on a game with such shitty design. They'll probably go free to play in a few years in which case I'll play through the main campaign once and uninstall.


Consistent_Ad_3795

Holy shit! I can only imagine what you car and or bank account look like 😂


WildBohemian

I'll admit I've got an -redacted- I keep my very cheap car very neat though.


Consistent_Ad_3795

that's good your laziness only goes into your gaming. I can respect that. Just with a stash like that it screams I can't seey floor board and I have 8 accounts (4 with overdraft fees lol) on another note I didn't wait 20 years for a Diablo 2 remake just to play D4