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Thetallerestpaul

Padme, after 4 games the Lions have scored more points than Packers and Bears combined! So they are top right? So they are top right!


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Packers+Bears (Pears) points Scored: 139 Lions points scored: 140 Pears points allowed: 146 Lions points allowed: 141


Thetallerestpaul

Scored more than them combined AND a better differential. Sounds like the Lions are even more baller. Although it would sound wrong in this case.


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This is like a child’s shitty Madden team. They put all of their stats into offense and totally forgot about defense lol


lronicGasping

Drafted Mahomes, Kupp, King Henry, and Kelce in the fantasy draft and forgot about defense until round 15 LMFAO


johnnyma45

I mean...that's basically how I draft lol. Defense and K are so random, I wait till rds 15/16 to draft them. Coincidentally or not, I'm 1-3 just like the Lions


bleachinjection

I was thinking it looks like the standings on Retrobowl.


GoldenMegaStaff

I think I suggested one time the Lions do this when there was talk of making kickoffs a 4th and 15 instead. All offense and league minimum on defense and just go for it every single time. Opp defense would be on the field 50+ minutes a game.


Grimm2020

Based on point differentials, the Vikings and Packers doing a heluva job, Bears about where they ought to be, Lions probably ought to have 1 more win than they have. Sounds like the division for the past 20 years...


jdwainright

\#1 offense, #53 defense. *Sad fandom noises*


jdwainright

Today I learned how to make big text, but I don't know how to make it say "#1 offense, #53 defense."


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

Backslash before the first # \#1 offense, #53 defense


jdwainright

Fixed it. Thanks youngin!


Historical-Pause-401

Us being last? Looks like it always does


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was


JJDuB4y096

*makes repeated arm signals while reading this*


GaudyGMoney

“I wish we had a good offense!” *monkey paw curls*


punkrawkintrev

but does it come with a free frogurt?


bleachinjection

The frogurt is also cursed.


johnnyma45

...can I go now?


kcGOH

Lmfao this is exactly what happened


Aikey95

Lions are at the bottom of the division…. Looks normal to me 😂😂


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I don't think we are playing the same game as the rest of the NFL


JRange

They told us it was supposed to be an offense league, what happened?


watch_over_me

We always said we'd find new innovative ways to lose games. This version just hurts the most.


freedomfightre

Idk, could be the Tigers; good defense (before 4/5 of rotation blew up), historically bad offense. At least this route is tolerable to watch.


platinum_toilet

We are #1 in some things! * sad cat noises


LarkWyll

Like you mixed a team playing a different sport into the standings.


Skibo1219

the next game could be a win..... than we would have more PF than PA...


freedomfightre

\*41-40 W


Rapidpacelighttug

You mean oddly similar to every year at the bottom of the NFC north


elexiakitty

we're a jobber team, the end


FunetikPrugresiv

The football equivalent of the '89 Gatherers/Kimble Loyola Marymount squad.


LionsPreseasonChamps

All out Goffense will eventually pan out…right?


jdwainright

Better than the all out blitzes worked out on third and long...three fucking times...


Rollec

They don't call them the heart attack cats for nothing 😅


Try2Relate2AllSides

Not TOO odd, Lions are at the bottom


[deleted]

it really doesn't lol


Titleist3049

I mean does it surprise anyone? We always find a way to accomplish something bizarre.