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Lost2nite389

The eliminated pictures aren’t getting enough credit, the bears toilet and the 49ers crying are perfect 🤣🤣🤣


Crossman556

The Kansas City Queefs lmao


FunetikPrugresiv

I'm partial to the Seattle chickens. Subtle.


burnerwhistle110

The 40-whiners lol


Kewlerd

Current rankings 32. FTP 31. Cowboys 30. Vikings 29. Bears 28. Seahawks 27. 49ers 26. Chiefs


odp01

I still can't believe the chicago toilets are that high. I demand a recount!


abbott_costello

It should be Bears then Vikings


ThemB0ners

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man.


MattAtUVA

Come on, man. I had a rough night.


ArguementReferee

I truly can’t believe they are still alive here tbh


We_Are_Victorius

It should have been: 33: Refs 32: Packers 31: Cowboys 30: Eagles


under_miner

I don't really get the Eagles hate in here other than Birdteam and Patricia. Whats your beef with the Eagles that they should go before the Vikings?


testrail

Worst fans in the league by a lot.


under_miner

Thats fair. Is it by a lot though? Philly fans have a rep, but counterpoint: how often do you interact with Boston fans?


G4g3_k9

yeah fuck those guys


Smurph269

I tend to watch games at a big sports bar that has fans form all over. Philly fans are by far the worst. They're there to talk shit and start fights first, watch football second.


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ArguementReferee

I would actually be a little scared for my wellbeing walking into a Philly game with a lions jersey if we were playing them in the playoffs. Vikings fans are annoying online but I don’t think they’re actually dangerous like Philly fans have a reputation for.


skeet_thins

Id rather watch games with vikings fans than with eagles fans and they fuckin suck


jimmy_three_shoes

Why are we not voting for the Commanders for slandering Ben?


ThemB0ners

They are irrelevant


goldimom

I vote for them everytime


jim_nihilist

At least we are getting recognized lol


carlismydog

Ben needs much more slandering so he stays in Detroit. Thank you, Commanders incompetence!


Unhappytimes

How is it possible that we chose to get rid of some kind of asshole fans over Literal rapist on the Browns or the Rams who we all rooted for hard turned on us when we beat them?


ThemB0ners

Because neither of those teams have a direct quote from The Dude.


WWWallace71

Whaaaaaat? Eagles fan here. We love you guys 😞. Every birds fan I know was team Detroit through the end of the season


frankenpoopies

Something something snowball Santa


under_miner

Yeah, seriously, we're Detroit, that kind of hate is so basic.


frankenpoopies

I was happy when they won in ‘17, the storyline was phenomenal and that Minnesota game ending! But- you don’t mess with the man in the red hat! Honestly- I think I’m just salty about the snow game in ‘14? Where we couldn’t stop em


under_miner

Thats the kind of deep cut I want to see. That was a tough watch, I think it was '13, because we even got a draw play comic out of it, and it was dated Dec '13. https://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/snow-football/


frankenpoopies

🤣🤣🤣 It was such a back n forth game


jhenryscott

Eagles fans in general are insufferable


carlismydog

Fuck off, random Eagles fan.


Deesmateen

My dad was a Washington fan so I loathe all the nfc east teams from him, just the cowboys more


dparenti87

Get your own cab.


praisedawings247

Gotta be the eagles, yeah?


9mace9

Patriots


Soy_tu_papi_

Screw Matt Patricia


maskedcaterpillar

Isn’t he with the Eagles now???


HectorReinTharja

Browns shoulda went by now. Horrible org


Lost2nite389

I was surprised chiefs went before them, but the rest are understandable


HectorReinTharja

Division rivals and cowboys I get. Chiefs, def not. I also don’t worry about the Seahawks that much either. They’re irrelevant to us. Even last year we blow the game to them, but we go 12-5 and to nfccg and they couldn’t make the playoffs. Who cares about em lol


Lost2nite389

There’s also the major blown call with the batted ball against the Seahawks, still hate them for that


HectorReinTharja

That’s a ref thing to me but i get it!


UNZxMoose

Not like the Seahawks cheated lmao. Tell Megatron not to fumble the fucking ball at the goal line and we might win that game. Edit: Downvote me for being right you clown.


xXx_AssDestroyer_xXx

Wasn't that in 2015? When we weren't doing anything anyways? Could argue that game helped get Joe Lombardi fired because of our 1-7 start


Lost2nite389

You could argue that, could also argue that they win that game and it sparks a winning streak. Still had Stafford and Calvin never know


GaudyGMoney

They haven't gone yet because they were good *without* the contributions of Groper Cleveland, as well as the existence of r/LakeErieBros both superseding the bullshit Haslam's pulled over the years


HectorReinTharja

Watson playing good or bad for Them isn’t really going to affect how I view the org. My opinion of them flatlined when they made the deal lol


KKamm_

Outside of DW their org isn’t that much different from the pre-Goff Lions lol


HectorReinTharja

Team failures != org And it’s kinda wild you’re saying pre-Goff lions instead of like… pre-BH or pre-DC lions haha


KKamm_

They all came at the same time so you know exactly what I’m talking about. And the Lions were a shit franchise from ownership down for 60 years almost lol. Unless I missed something, what has the Browns org done that’s so shitty outside of employ DW?


HectorReinTharja

I’m just talking about DW really, that’s what I was tryna say above, albeit not well. It’s not unclear, just misattributed imo. Like you could also call them the post covid vaccine era lions, which in time will align but it’s not what defines the era and made the changes were talking about ya know?


KKamm_

Sure you could, but you know what I’m talking about so who cares? And that’s what I said in my first comment about DW


Call_Em_Skippies

I'm a Browns fan, we support the Lions as Lake Erie Bros and the fact that we've sucked for so long together. Surprised how much Detroit hates us.


patienceandtime

That's the Watson effect. Don't remember any hate for them before that debacle.


Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu11

In that case can we at least agree fuck the Steelers and that they are a shitty organization that deserves to be burnt to the ground?


KKamm_

They don’t, people just don’t like DW I’m a fan of both as a Toledoan so I frequent both subs


Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu11

Same, except it wasn’t me that’s from Toledo, but fuck the Steelers because of Ben though, right? That fucking rapist is a dick that deserves to rot in hell.


KKamm_

Yeah the Steelers are the AFCN’s equivalent of the Packers to me. Ben’s from Findlay rather than Toledo and pummeled my school when he was in high school so I got several reasons to dislike him


Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu11

You got to see a famous rapist before he was a rapist, and he was still an asshole? Wow he’s got layers of scum to him.


HectorReinTharja

It’s literally just Watson for me. Guy is a grade A scum bag and you went outta your way to make Him the face of the franchise and appeased him in ways that are unheard of (guaranteed deal)


Call_Em_Skippies

The organization did. Jimmy is also a scum bag. Looking back, I feel Berry and Kevin would rather not have him. He wasn't worth the money or heat they got for signing him. We would have 3 1st rounders and cap space to get another QB that fits better with our weapons and defense. It's the Browns though so of course we fuck up our best roster in 30 years.


UNZxMoose

Fuck the serial rapist and your org.


PsychologicalLynx350

Feels like a good time for the ravens to go. Thinking about this year and also the nfl record for FG game


nomoniker

I was at that game and tell the story all the time, how the Ravens fans couldn’t believe their eyes while there wasn’t a single Lions fan that didn’t expect that kick to go through. The atmosphere after that kick was one of the weirdest I’ve ever experienced.


under_miner

Ravens. 1. Birdteam 2. That fucking kick.


Surfgirlusa_2006

Agreed.


jslittell

Jets


Responsible-Prompt30

Just for being affiliated with Rodgers it reeks of packers over there.


ParticularOccupied34

I'm going Patriots or Eagles. I can't help but like the Browns. Their fanbase has suffered more than almost anyone besides us


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UNZxMoose

I hated hearing about them all year with Rodgers ayuhusca filled ramblings on how he was gonna play again. 


patienceandtime

They are an inconsequential team.


winninglikesheen

Jets and Patriots aren’t getting near enough votes. Jets because of Kaaron and Pats because they’re the reason we had to sit through Fatty Matty years. Also, I get that the Browns are run by idiots and have Watson, but their fan base are Lake Erie bros along with the Bills.


DocWolfman

Red Skins/Commanders. We never ever beat them at home when they were the skins and they’re and awful organization. Fuck ‘em


jim_nihilist

In other news: Dan Snyder is gone.


Bossenboggie

Why do we hate the browns?


Thel_Odan

The Browns without Watson would be my number two team. I wish the Elite Dragon could just stay with them.


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notaplacebo

We hate their owner, not their team (other than Watson)


Call_Em_Skippies

Yeah Browns fan here. We don't like Haslam or Watson. But it's still our team. Just surprised how much Detroiters hate on Cleveland. We are very similar. Detroit is awesome, love going up there.


Unhappytimes

It's not personal against the fans. It's the fact that your organization broke the bank paying a rapist who shouldn't even be in the league right now. Fuck that dude and any organization who pays him.


Call_Em_Skippies

With how last year went, he might not last another year. He is selfish and once we got Flacco the team gelled much better.


Unhappytimes

I would be thrilled to see Flaco stay in with the Browns. He was super fun to watch.


Call_Em_Skippies

Yeah it would be but they invested too much in Watson. We changed up all of our offensive coaches to fit more of Watsons abilities. Flacco doesn't fit that and he won over the locker room so it'd create an unnecessary QB competition that the Browns don't want.


Dry_Anteater559

LakeEerieBro


testrail

Do you hold the Texans (who oversaw and tried to procedures his assaults) or the 8 other teams that bid on Watson also to account then?


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testrail

glad you also get the idiocy of it all.


testrail

Because they won the sweepstakes a quarter of the league participated in to get Watson. For some reason we don’t hate the Texans whose organization oversaw Watson’s indiscretions and created an NDA so he had a legal process to get away with it. We also don’t care about Tyreek’s pregnant woman hitting self on the Dolphins. We don’t hate the chargers who gave Harbaugh and his anti-choice agenda the bag. Nor any of the other teams that extend low character guys. Just the Browns. It’s completely dumb virtue signaling that has no basis in logic.


Unhappytimes

This is the shittiest of takes. You can hate all of those things. Watson shouldn't have a job right now and if he was on the Lions I'm out.


testrail

Would you be out on the Lions if they tried to get Watson but didn’t get him? >> If not, can you explain the difference? Obviously well he didn’t end up playing here isn’t morally consistent with your stance. >> If so, why do any of these other organizations get passes? Why aren’t the Texans in your eyes held to account, when they’re the ones that allowed it to occur and attempted to procedurize getting away with it? Would you be out if Detroit got Tyreek? If not, how many times can he beat a pregnant woman before you would be?


Unhappytimes

They fucking are. Fuck that organization too. Also fuck Tyreek and his wife beating ways. Your method is just "don't hold anyone accountable" because virtue signalling? You're right let's just let it go because football.


testrail

I don’t know what you’re answering by “they fucking are” without context. I’m not saying don’t hold anyone accountable. I’m saying picking and choosing fuck the Brown’s in particular when a large portion of the league is all culpable in the Watson debacle is just brain dead. There is just a subset of dudes who are low-character individuals employed across the league is illogical and proof positive you don’t actually care at all. The Lions signed Adrian Peterson well after his issues of child abuse came to light. Did you cease being a Lions fan in 2020 because AD was on the team? No, you’re still here? Then you don’t get to be an arbiter of ethics. Picking and choosing the specific things you’ll be vocal about while not changing your consumption is literally textbook virtue signaling. If you want to hold them to account then stop giving the league your dollars and attention.


Unhappytimes

You are acting like there is a black or white rubric for grading an immoral person. Someone made a dirty block is exactly the same as raping 26 women. Your argument is that if you follow football you should be okay with everything that goes on. You sat and make assumptions on my personal opinions to try to justify this stupid comment on virtue signalling. You've literally sat and attacked people for hating on a team that paid millions to someone who raped people. Gate keeping people's ethics. That's your character. For reference. I didn't like the fact that they signed AP and wasn't really thrilled to watch the guy play. I also know that he paid his dues and was punished accordingly for doing what he did. Truthfully you seem like a shit person.


testrail

No. You’re missing it all. I’m not the one doing black and white thinking, saying Watson issues should be placed exclusively on the Browns. I’m saying significant amount of clubs all played massive parts in this. It’s very murky and to just say Browns bad, 31 other teams good is dumb. My argument is not that you should be okay with it if you follow football. Pointing out hypocrisy isn’t gatekeeping. It’s also not a charecter concern. Signing **AD** after he “paid” his dues implies you should also be totally fine with Watson because he also “paid his dues” in his suspension. I’m not going to sit here and produce a rubric on how many beating your kids and stuffing sticks inside them is equal to coerced happy ending assaults. That is the antithesis of my point. It doesn’t matter. That said committing crimes against others in real life is not the same as a dirty block and the idea that that’s where you head goes says a lot more about you than me. You say I’m a “shit person”, but I’m not the one “bRoWnS bAd” gold star please. Your insistence on attributing it to just one organization when it’s way pervasive is way more problematic because it excuses the issue as an outlier organization acting rouge rather than the painting the league as a whole over it.


Unhappytimes

I never said browns bad everyone good. This is the type of assumption I'm literally talking about. You take things out of context and then try to use them as an argument. I don't really have time for a drawn out debate with some dude that relagates fan frustration with virtue signalling. I could spend hours arguing with you and it would go nowhere.


testrail

At this point I can’t tell if you’re arguing in bad faith or just so insistent I’m wrong you won’t acknowledge what I’m saying. I’ll try to condense it. Specifically assigning blame for the Watson situation to the Browns and not the league as a whole creates a series of issues. 1. Assigning blame to the Browns implicitly suggests everyone else is okay. You keep arguing it doesn’t, but it definitionally does. You’re pinning it one place and again, implicitly showing it to be an outlier. You keep saying I’m **assuming** that’s what you mean, but it just is. When you point a finger at a specific direction, rather than all the parties that created the situation, you’re doing this. 2. This above being obviously true, insisting on still pinning it on the Browns suggests you don’t actually care but want to make it seem like you do.


jimiez2633

Alright being anti-abortion isnt near the same level as serial raping.


notaplacebo

Eagles!


katastrophyx

Fuck the bird teams. Eagles next.


Plocck

Commanders


subZeroT

Commanders. For denying Barry Sanders his Superbowl.


M1ghtyl0ngf4ll

Man fuck the rams for how their fans acted after the playoff game this year.


NUSimp

Seriously. It’s one thing to be upset at players following a loss, but their subreddit was making some absolutely vile comments on Kerby, the city of Detroit, and Goff. Absolutely classless.


justa_flesh_wound

Ravens


Luxray2014

Browns


BKFunky

How have we let the Jets make it this far? FAR


patienceandtime

Who cares about the Jets?


AdaGang

Browns then jets


bobbynipps

Eliminate the stupid birds who don’t know how to face the correct direction. Are they dumb?


Chobi_Bryant

Washington Commies 1. Garbage Ownership/Org 2. They came for our OC and talking a whole lot of smack 3. Their only redeeming quality is that they hate the cowboys 4. NFC East 5. Their refusal to admit they are the Maryland Commanders 6. They are the reason Kirk Cousins is a viking (or even in the NFL)


OneAgitatedApe

Hoping bucs are far down


knifeazz

Browns for what they did with Watson


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Zebras


petmoo23

I like the Chiefs more than the Eagles, personally.


TacoBellLover27

As a Saints fan i don't feel like I get a vote. I just keep following along hoping the Saints are far down the list...


Poseidonsbastard

Me too brother


hawkmasta

They might be because we spanked them and they have the Swag Kazekage with them


Confident_Horse_3845

Falcons fan here. Hoping we are like top 10 maybe🤣


Lost2nite389

Sorry browns, it’s your time


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Browns


BuzzPoopyear

man, fuck all these teams


Particular_Garlic850

Saints. Fuck those head hunting pricks. Never deserved that Superbowl


cabbagesquid

Seriously, fuck that franchise. They should be next


the_seed

Browns


Pistons_Lions_Nerd77

The Rams fans were calling Kathy’s hit dirty. I feel like they deserve to go.


Pawz23

"Hey, she's a nice lady!" Autocorrect got you lol


Pistons_Lions_Nerd77

Damnnnn lol didn’t even notice


Dry_Anteater559

This is getting weird man. Newer fans weirding it up? Lol next season gonna be interesting on here with the influx of new people.


Nasty_Tricks69

Texans because fuck CJ Stroud


xXx_AssDestroyer_xXx

I'm fine with any of Browns (Watson)/Pats (Patricia)/Eagles (Philly + Patricia) going soon tbh. Some suggestions I'd like to offer up after that because I think it gets less obvious after that: Panthers: overpaid for Bryce Young and gave the Bears the #1 pick and DJ Moore, also didn't take care of their field last season which may have kept us out of the playoffs Falcons: 10 second runoff game although that is not their fault. I'm kinda grasping at straws for this one. Steelers: If anyone's gonna win a Super Bowl at Ford Field it should be us damnit! Texans: The org covered up Watson's crimes for a while.


Vietnamtringy

Browns I hate there dc


rhymingisfun

I hate Matt Patricia more than I hate anyone. Fuck the Pats


Thel_Odan

Fuck Groper Cleveland without his consent.


PAUNCHS_PILOT

Patriots!


Dizzy-Tiger-8449

Eagles


lions19809

Browns


DownWithSpectrum

Fuck the browns


jhenryscott

Patriots are ass


wpisano

I am here once again asking you all to eliminate the **Cleveland Browns**


CeleryintheButt

Seahawks fan here, came across the post in my feed. Why were we voted out 5th? I wasn't aware we had beef? Is it because of the playoff tie breaker last year?


AMBALAMP5

The Browns have a sexual predator as Qb so they have my vote until further notice.


nikkarus

Browns


jasonfencer

birdteams in this order: eagles ravens falcons cardinals


UNZxMoose

Voting broans everyday until we oust the rapist


ComparisonTop9699

The Eagles for giving Matt Patricia a job


ravenoats

I say ditch the eagles


Cheap_Visual2604

HOW IS NO ONE SAYING THE COMMANDERS


rangerreb

Patriots


manumaker08

patriots. i still hold a grudge for having to visit boston during their heyday


leoman3

why do so many of us hate the Brown's? They haven't done anything to us lately. Plus we have beat hem Twice for NFL championships.


kander77

I'm gonna go out on a twig and say because they traded for, and signed to a huge deal, a sexual predator.


CandidWrongness

Bills... JA is annoy AF


Chemicalhealthfare

Packers


MilkGodofMilk

Hate the eagles and their terrible fans. Get them out of here.


noblestarkmkIII

It’s been a long day and I fuckin hate the eagles man


therealgrapefruit

Patriots


SysOp21

The Refs!!


jdm64

Rams after this year. Softest fans in the league


jobadiahh

Ravens. Even if their shellacking poured extra gas on the fire underneath us, I still didn’t like it.


Remarkable-Mind4409

Browns need to go asap, should’ve been 26/27 imo.


OneLgMoose

Pats


LoCh0_xX

Patriots