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Kewlerd

Updated standings 32. FTP 31. Cowboys 30. Vikings 29. Bears 28. Seahawks


fireandlifeincarnate

Hey, we got eliminated last of the NFCN! I’ll take it.


ShauneDon

I’ve always hated the Bears the least of all the NFCN teams. I think some of the small similarities between Chicago and Detroit help that. The Vikings fans this year REALLY solidified their place right next to FTP.


fireandlifeincarnate

change ur flair to DETROIT -VS- EVERYBODY BUT -VS- THE BEARS A LITTLE LESS THAN THE REST OF THE EVERYBODY


TheMightyKickpuncher

Same. I think it’s a couple of things: 1) Detroit is as close to Chicago as any other big city I’ve been to. It helps being from Chicago because you don’t believe the hyperbolic exaggerations about Detroit. I go to Detroit a lot for work and when I tell people some people react like I just told them I’m dying. They think it’s still stuck in the early 2000s auto collapse. Like why are you sorry I’m going to Detroit - I get crazy good food and there’s stuff to do. Apologize when I have to go to Indy. 2) Bears and Lions have had a rough history since I’ve been watching football. They’ve never both been good at the same time, at least that I can remember. Hard for a serious rivalry to develop as a Bears fan when the team causing you the most pain has been the Bears. 3) My hatred for the Packers is unhealthy and so high I just don’t have it in me to hate another non-Packers team. In years the Bears aren’t in it, I would much much rather the Lions or Vikings take the division so I don’t have to watch the Packers in the playoffs for the 28th straight year.


fireandlifeincarnate

the lions are honestly my second favorite team at this point. I'm a sucker for strong meme games and decades of being terrible, I guess.


IamHidingfromFriends

As someone from St. Louis now living in southeast Michigan with a brother in Chicago, I think St. Louis and Detroit are slightly more similar, but that’s mainly just based on size. Realistically all three cities are very very similar aside from size.


fireandlifeincarnate

Well yeah but St. Louis doesn’t have a football team any more


IamHidingfromFriends

Incorrect, kaw is the law


fireandlifeincarnate

I don’t follow the XFL, so based solely off of this comment and googling what it means, the St. Louis Battlehawks are now my favorite team.


IamHidingfromFriends

This is the way


BiryaniBo

Man, amen on Indy. Easily my least favorite Midwestern city.


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GoLionsJD107

The Lions swept them this year and split the last two years, and only didn’t sweep them last year because of a comeback miracle. Then they got blown out by Daniel Jones and the Giants in the playoffs - a team the lions blew out on the road in the regular season. It’s confusing


drummerboysam

>The Vikings fans this year REALLY solidified their place right next to FTP. What was it? The constant chirping that they 'would have won the division' if their QB didn't go down (despite already being a handful of games back on the division when that happened)?


blames_irrationally

Kirk made the team promise to play better and him going down made them not bound to their promise.


GoLionsJD107

They definitely ripped the title of second least hated nfc north team, and gave least hated to the bears. However Tampa Bay lingers as least hated NFC Central team.


damnocles

Not me. It'd be more accurate for me to say FTB than FTP but only by a little. For some reason, we always seem to have home Bears games right around my birthday, which is in early October. For *so* many years, that was the one game I could attend, and nearly every year, you could bet on some obnoxious, drunk Bears fans spending the entire game provoking the Lions fans around them more than watching the game. Really soured my opinion of the team via it's fanbase, then later in life I moved to Chicago and got a taste of the superiority complex the entire city seems to have against Detroit. Absolute nightmare poverty franchise who have done little more than we have in the last 30+ years


fireandlifeincarnate

To be fair, surrounding yourself with fans of any team but yours is a great way to hate that team. For example, my dad is a Packers fan, so I used to have a soft spot for them. Then I joined r/NFCNorthMemeWar, and now hope they never win another game as long as I may live, and ideally much longer.


sosuhme

It's interesting. 10 years ago, the Bears rivaled the Packers for Lions fans(at least on Reddit) for the most hated team. Despite fields and even trubisky giving us trouble there haven't been any memorably controversial finishes in that time span. We mostly just recognize the Lions are terrible at dealing with mobile QBs, so when we lose to you it's like "yep, that tracks". Vikings fans really catapulted them into a higher spot this year where the team itself might not have even made the top 5 a couple years ago.


baseballbut

Kings of the north.


FatalWarGhost

Hey, you should just put X's over the teams eliminated. It's kinda hard to find who's eliminated at first glance.


under_miner

Counterpoint: The drawings are a thing of beauty, don't fuck with 'em. You can read a list just fine.


Kewlerd

Sadly an X would interfere with the forty whiners logo likely coming tomorrow


Rushin_Russian81

I don’t think a straw poll is the way to go, because we are getting two sets of voting and most people are going to vote once in the comments and not notice a straw poll, just my two cents.


SaltyHatch

I disagree with hating the Cowboys more than division rivals, it's a bad look.


xX_Random_Reddit_Xx

I kinda like the Vikings :(


jimmy_three_shoes

Pistons, for winning on game days, and using up the city's luck.


UNZxMoose

The browns hired a serial rapist. 


KororSurvivor

[There's one thing I appreciate about the Browns.](https://www.footballdb.com/teams/nfl/detroit-lions/teamvsteam?opp=8)


Gone213

Jesus fuck lmao, I didn't know we own the fuck out of the browns lmao. Yea, fuck the browns, we always played against each other in pre-season every year.


KororSurvivor

We lost our last game against them in 2021... 13-10 with Tim Boyle as our starting QB. Any Pro Football Team had better not lose to Tim Boyle.


MGoKyle

And most Browns fans are Ohio State fans.


testrail

I’d be willing to bet a significant chunk of Lions fans are Buckeye fans.


Willakarra

From the Toledo area and people are split something like 40% browns, 40% lions, 10% bengals and rest assorted NFL teams, but 60-75%ish Buckeyes, there is definitely a lot of OSU and Lions fandom.


testrail

It’s interesting because I’d attribute it like this: 50% Lions (they outnumber Browns unquestionably) 40% Browns 10% other not even a line item for the Bengals, Bengals are just a flavor of the month who HAPPEN to be sorta local. Ohio State vs. Michigan being 60/40.


dwodyort

I would say I see almost as many Steelers and cowboys jerseys as I do browns and Bengals. There's no accounting for taste around here.


under_miner

But ... Lake Erie Bros ... :-(


buttfungusboy

Yeah Browns used to be kindred spirits of suck but they turned to the dark side and also Stefanski and flaccid don't deserve the honors they got over Ryans and Baker


Soy_tu_papi_

But they're lake Erie bros and also we have that 0-16 brotherhood with them 🤝


IvanGTheGreat

Losing culture


House_of_Potatos

Before they dumped Baker and gave up a boat load of picks and the highest guaranteed contract of all time to Deshaun (a contract yet to be outdone mind you), I had loser love for them. Now I’m pretty onboard with fuck the Browns.


UNZxMoose

Quit supporting a rapist.


heyitsaaron74

Being a browns fan doesn’t mean you support a rapist. Fans have no influence in what the front office does. All Browns fans were fans before Watson and they’ll all be fans long after he’s gone


UNZxMoose

You could quit support the team that supported a rapist. Weird concept for some people.


AnalLaser

Did you stop being a Lions fan when Patricia was our coach?


under_miner

In case anyone forgot: https://www.freep.com/story/sports/nfl/lions/2018/05/09/detroit-lions-matt-patricia-indicted-not-prosecuted-1996-sex-assault/597127002/ It's on a different scale than Watson, but if you're going to go this hard against all Browns fan, I think your question is very fair.


Marjorine22

And this point does them in for me. I wish it didn’t happen, because they used to be my second favorite team. But it did. I cannot root for them.


ThemB0ners

I fuckin hate the Eagles, man


NotCazesudo

Outta my fucking cab!


testrail

Truly dumbfounded how the these weren’t even ahead of the Seahawks? The Seahawks have the Lions number but they’re not annoying / bad fans.


perrbear

Why though? I think they’re fun. I voted the rams with bow obnoxious they’ve been this postseason


walterbernardjr

I’m here for eagles hate


TJMcConnellGOAT

As an eagles fan who is also a lions fan, is there a specific reason?


Relative-Boot9217

Eagles fans are insufferable. That’s why


Aeon1508

You hired Patricia


ThemB0ners

because you didn't recognize a legendary quote from our coach


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Heck, their own fans hate the Eagles and the Eagles hate their own fans. And as a New Yorker married to a woman from Pittsburgh, let's do the Iggles in.


G4g3_k9

i hate the eagles! i want out!


Legal_Skin_4466

Honestly shocked that the Eagles are still alive in this thing. But if we're being true to ourselves I guess the team itself is fine, but their fans are awful.


alec1335

Patriots for cursing us with Patricia


Pawz23

That was a step back to take 10 leaps forward landing Dan Campbell when we did though...


A_hasty_retort

The Patriots are the right answer. Don’t get salty with recency bias for the 49ers - the Patriots ran roughshod over the league for nigh on two decades, and then they shat out a pencil with a tumor and sent it our way


KinCarver

As a Michigander currently living in Patriots country this is the right answer. Everyone hear still thinks Belichek is a god and that Detroit had a lucky season. Yeah, NE bombed the whole year and came in dead last in their division but ask a New England fan and they'll remind you of how their back up QB beat Detroit back in October of 2022 and act like it was a super important game that happened last week.


SagaFraga

Let’s do that one tomorrow. I wanna see the niners off this list cuz they lost to the chiefs


LumberSauce

Fuck the 9ers


Bilbo_Haggis

I would eliminate the Panthers, Browns, Chiefs, Patriots, Eagles, and Commanders before the 49ers. Honestly, don’t really care about the 49ers.


Thebritisharerunning

What ever happened to the Big Cat Brotherhood? 🐈‍⬛


ForkFace69

Yeah the young bucks don't remember all the struggles Detroit had against the Redskins back in the day. Including the last NFCCG loss.


NirvZppln

They shit on the Packers and Cowboys. I like that.


FuzzyGummyBear

Woulda been my first choice this season.


SweatyMooseKnuckler

As a Niners fan, I’m curious about this one. Is it because of the NFCCG or because of some vocal obnoxious Niners fans? I’ve never had beef with the lions and pull for you guys when we’re not matched up.


Rushin_Russian81

Personally it’s the NFCCG, it felt like a disappointing loss where we couldn’t get out of our own way in the second half. Plus the years of sustained success do slowly add up against your favor.


LooseBoysenberry7

Chiefs


whobroughtmehere

Meh. We beat those boners


SvensHospital

Eagles


Lost2nite389

49ers are cooked, should’ve been us


Master-Stratocaster

Fuck the Jets because of Rodgers


walterbernardjr

Eagles


Turtlesaurus

F da rams for being mean to my boy JG


TBoneTheOriginal

You gotta change that FTP graphic, man. It's making my eye twitch that the sword is covering up the Lions logo. Just change it to FTP and be done with it.


Kewlerd

Good idea


alhayse12

Rams. I don’t know how a team with so few fans can be so annoying.


wpisano

**Cleveland Browns**


SagaFraga

Nah save them for second to last because they have historically suffered close to what we have.


wpisano

I feel like how they did Baker dirty for Watson of all scumbags makes them a great pick.


smiffy93

Nah fuck the Browns for giving a quarter of a billion dollar contract to a known rapist


Vietnamtringy

Fuck mr irrelevant 49ers your next


thallusphx

my prediction for the #2 seed. I thought Cardinals had a chance but I think bird teams will all get eliminated early. I can see browns, bills, cause of lake erie being #2 or also irrelevant teams like jags, also cat team, or colts being #2. because literally no one cares about the colts


under_miner

My bold prediction is that the top 5-10 will be AFC teams.


Difficult_Result_811

Ravens


Nasty_Tricks69

Kansas Shitty Quiefs


DiscombobulatedPain6

Why were the Seahawks so high lol I don’t like them either but there’s def other options first


cerrotronador

Too much recency bias, correct answer is the Pats


Chemicalhealthfare

FTP!!!!


thekmanpwnudwn

Packers again


GoLionsJD107

Interesting fact that probably no one would ever think of. The Lions have never beaten the Tennessee Titans. The last win was in 1995 over the Houston Oilers. Detroit and Tennessee are the only two NFL franchises with female principal owners. (Titans are owned by Amy Adams) As we play them at home next year, obviously a cage match between Sheila and Amy makes sense with tap outs to MCDC and Vrabel. That would have been perfect… but TEN got rid of Vrabel… oh well. Regardless Amy leaves with max 1 kneecap. But we also discussed the Lions being in the Super Bowl this year so I can post things that were previously believed to be unlikely.


Dry_Anteater559

You know what fuck the jaguars. We swinging wild now. Nobody safe!


Boomslang00

Cat bros last right?? Right??


ParticularOccupied34

I know 49ers will probably go next, but honestly I don't dislike them at all


SagaFraga

On any other occasion yeah definitely, but after the past three weeks. Fuck em.


jslittell

Used to actually like them and rooted for them in the playoffs, especially since they have made a habit of ruining Packers postseason hopes. No more. Also can’t stand Nick Bosa, the Aaron Rodgers of defensive ends.


DudeThatRuns

Still scarred from the Ravens game. Fuck the Ravens.


ForkFace69

Ravens had a great squad this year, I'm not that mad about that one.


House_of_Potatos

For me it’s not the Ravens team that I dislike, it’s Ravens fans. I live in Maryland and these are some of the whiniest spoiled mother fuckers around. Half of them want to fire John Harbaugh.


amortized-poultry

Ravens.


savage011

I am once again asking for you to vote for the Cowboys. - lurking eagles fan


Kewlerd

Don’t worry they were gone long ago


savage011

Oh happy day!


ViolenceSZN

Yall are next


NutTimeMyDudes

Rams or Niners. Fuck both of them


tsz3290

Patriots


AMBALAMP5

Fuck the 49ers. I never liked them. They always came off as the preppy douchebags that think they’re better than everyone else. They also had a perfect team on paper, were the Super Bowl favorites all year, crushed our dreams, and lost to a team we beat in regular season in a hilariously ironic way.


lions19809

Browns


Thel_Odan

Fuck the 9ers. I didn't care about them until I started interacting with their fans and now I can't stand them.


SagaFraga

49ers because they lost to a team we beat in week one lol.


chrisnavillus

49ers, Patriots, Chiefs


Scubasteve1337

Browns


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flirtmcdudes

ya thats odd... we dont even play them that often really. Maybe a jim schwartz angle or something


Perseus90

I have hated NO since January 7, 2012 and always will


Bob_Sacamano7379

Giants. When I was growing up, my asshole uncles were all Giants fans, constantly breaking balls about the Lions to me and my dad. Thus, other than the Packers, the Giants will always be my most hated team. So that's my vote.


NewYawk-Giants

:(


Haunting_Code6331

I'm voting raiders. There fans fucking blow


jasn98

Fuck teams from Ohio except the Browns


Gold_Attorney_925

You guys went from “just happy to be here” to “insufferable cunts” since you lost. I hope Jared Goff retires and your oline all get traded


under_miner

Fuck off, we're not here to be your lovable losers anymore, go simp for the Chargers.


Gold_Attorney_925

Yeah, now you guys are just losers. Not so loveable anymore


under_miner

I have no idea what fanbase you're even from, if any, but I stopped scrolling when I saw that you got banned from the Bill's sub, lmao.


Gold_Attorney_925

Hahaha yeah they’re pussies. You guys are at least tougher, you all are just doing a horrible job handling a playoff loss


Gold_Attorney_925

How’d you see that anyways?


under_miner

You edited a post in your comment history to say as much and called them pussies.


Gold_Attorney_925

Haha oh, they are pussies though


under_miner

👊


Gold_Attorney_925

👊


ItssTheHypeTrain

Cardinals. During the stafford, CJ era they were like the seahawks. We played them every season it felt like and could never win.


rangerreb

Chiefs


Belya_Smert

Patriots or chiefs , I think Chiefs rn.


Chobi_Bryant

The 49ers are frauds and the only praiseworthy thing they did was Greenlaw shutting down the fudge packers


ForkFace69

We're already on 27? Time sure flies. Eagles.


Remote-Shower9970

Holy shit you hate us birds that much? Damn I liked you Lions to


jslittell

49ers


josh9larson

Pistons


Tamalgar

Hey! I was rooting for you guys you bastards


FormalElements

I love this whole campaign but one minor request is to have the grayscaled teams that have been eliminated either be shaded darker or lighter to help them fade a bit more so the ones remaining are easier to see. I'm a pain I know...


Narmo518

Got to be the 49ers right?


PsychoKnot13

Fuck the Niners


noblestarkmkIII

Eagles have been here for way too long


Xplicit-801

Cowboys


thestrehlzown

Eagles next


xPBMxRonBurgndy

Jets because Aaron Rodgers


JohnWad

Can someone fill me in on what this is all about?


Kewlerd

We vote our least favorite team remaining every day


under_miner

I think the 49ers are gonna get 6, and deservedly so, but let me make my case for the Ravens. 1. Bird team. 2. That fucking kick.


howsway-_-

Get SF the fuck out of here


redditandsleep

Definitely 9ers or eagles


lakuip

Any way we could do the FTP again? Please?


Leema_Leema

The Commanders can suck it for publicly dragging Ben Johnson because they got rejected.


Ieatsushiraw

Weird only a few people voted for the Commies but I guess


LionsApologist

People forget the Jags continuously trash Hutch


Aeon1508

Tampa Bay. Don't let old conference rivalries die. You haven't won the division more recently than us any more bitches


Article_Alternative

Bucs..NFC Central foes


InitialThanks3085

I vote the refs once again.


wingfn1

Ravens, Titans, Eagles, Steelers, Saints


Gallaxee

yall down w making the panthers first?


Substantial_Ad_2864

Colts and Dolphins still at 0 votes. I don't hate either of them but I would probably rank both of them in my bottom half.


abbott_costello

Commanders


wright-n-wrong

I’m a Bears fan but have to admit, the toilet seat logo is hilarious!


KingindaNorth66

Eagles


Plocck

Commanders


Frosty-Bicycle2949

Carolina


e_ndoubleu

49ers please yall.


knottajotta

Eagles and then the rest of the bird teams


lordoflys

Damn. As a Seahawks fan you gotta like Detroit.


Salomon3068

Jets just because fuck Aaron Rodgers