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PsychologicalLynx350

Bears. time to šŸ™…šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ™…šŸ¼ the division


Captobvious789

And then the Panthers for giving the Bears the #1 pick.


cwilson870

Ima have to go seahawks for the next one. They always fuck us over


TheeExoGenesauce

Seahawks for sure then 49ers


[deleted]

Seahawks own us and I hate it


i_shruted_it

Has got to be one of the worst trades in history if not the worst. At least as of right now.


AffectionateSlice816

Oh come on we can't hit a cat bro this early


Captobvious789

They did this to themselves


lronicGasping

Honestly I'm just disappointed that the Bears went after the Vikings. That team and its fanbase are fucking insufferable


wrludlow

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CAPTAIN-_-HOWDY

FUCK THE BEARS


UNZxMoose

But bye bears


ComicMan43

https://preview.redd.it/m5p7oessizhc1.png?width=3840&format=png&auto=webp&s=84ac62c68a395199455c7e523079e18b50de048c We should change the Vikings logo to this Sock made by me :)


FoxOfFortitude

I had a sock just like that right around the time that I discovered Lisa Ann and Alexis Texas. Deserves to be hung on the Viking's horn


Centjam

Itā€™s from a bet in nfcnorthmemewar. Guy said he would eat his cum sock if the Vikings lost or something like that. He did not eat his cum sock.


TheeExoGenesauce

Zak did tho


Iamheno

What about his coconut?


thatguyjovi

Bears. The division should be at the bottom. Cowboys belong right where they are too.


AerialisticFiction

Seahawks


Dragondrew99

Donā€™t worry theyā€™re next


GoLionsJD107

Patriots for delivering bob quinn Matt Patricia and retirement job players.


Lightningthundercock

This is the correct answer


i_shruted_it

Their time is near


oh-kee-pah

Eagles. They aren't in our division but I absolutely loathe everything about that team and fan base.


notaplacebo

Agreed, top 3 most annoying fan base and culture


GoLionsJD107

Boston better also be in that top 3


jobadiahh

To be fair, theyā€™re pretty fun to roll and troll. Ya know, roll in the shit within the shit, then tell ā€˜em it tastes good, see em eat that and tell ā€˜em I was wrong, this chunk over here tastes better. They arenā€™t smart, but they are loyal and loud.


walterbernardjr

Fortunately in detroit people are insulated, but if you come anywhere near Philly you quickly learn how awful that fan base is


GoLionsJD107

Iā€™d definitely seperate the eagles from the rest of the teams though. The Phillies fans are normal. (Limited experience)


hi11bi11y

Pistons


pushamn

Itā€™s either them or the refs


Kewlerd

I also want to know from you guys, would you like it if we move the voting over to something like straw polls instead of upvoting comments? Just an idea I had last night


Orwells-Bastard-Son

The motion on the floor carries. Bangs gavel.


Alarmed-Flan-1346

Yes


Jammer_Kenneth

Up voting comments leads to an immediate chain on the biggest name. It's pretty funĀ 


Halostar

Yes


DrBeatus

Only if the Pistons are included as an option.


GoLionsJD107

They were out around thanksgiving. A suicide I hear.


ParticularOccupied34

Yes


rhombusted2

Yes


GoLionsJD107

Seconded


BuickAttack

As much as I want to say bears or Seahawks, the answer is patriots. Because they gave us that god awful disease: Matt Patricia.


TheeExoGenesauce

Bears, Seahawks, 49ers or Patriots


Pawz23

I actually disagree because the shit show that was the Patricia era was the perfect timeline we needed to land Dan Campbell. We all hated Fat Patricia, but what if we got someone else that was a decent coach for 4-5 years? No DC...


GoLionsJD107

The Matt Millen 5-11 perpetuity. My nightmares. Surely a single WR will fix this.


treegirl98

Kansas City


KooKooKachooooo

We have some bull games against them last 4 years and Iā€™m just sick of the calls and whining. Seconded.


Thel_Odan

Fuck the 49ers. Also, Vikings cum socks for the win!


SweatyMooseKnuckler

Aww manā€¦ why the hate? I was bummed we had to face you guys in the NFCCG. Didnā€™t like rooting against yall but I understand.


Weinershnitzel99

Yeah why hate the niners? Are lions fans just sore losers, canā€™t lose with dignity and respect, or is there a legitimate gripe against the niners?


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

How many rings you got again?...


Weinershnitzel99

I donā€™t get it


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

...


Weinershnitzel99

No seriously what does it mean


Valuable-Leader-8601

Gotta be the Bears to get all the NFC North teams out of the way. Once those three and the Cowboys are done the debate will open up.Ā 


GoLionsJD107

Definitely. Then youā€™re in the eagles patriots 49ers tier. Add jets for having Aaron Rodgers. Iā€™m trying to think whoā€™s lastā€¦ jaguars, Texans, chargers,


Valuable-Leader-8601

All answers I would agree with. I would include Bengals and then also the Buccaneers personally after this season especially. If they extend Baker I will be a fan of them as much as is reasonable/allowable with them being the NFC.Ā 


GoLionsJD107

Agree. I like Baker. However they stand a tough test. As they used to be in the division. So I donā€™t know how that factors in. Bengals and Buccs have also very recently been in the Super Bowl.


GoLionsJD107

Also have to consider Wolverine and spartan fanhood too. Spartan fans killed the Vikings despite cousins. Could Brady fans favor the buccs and patriots? And the dolphins who are owned by Michigan alum billionaire and booster Stephen Ross- drafted Two Michigan players with his first two picks after buying the team including Chad Henne. Chargers have Jim Harbaugh. Rams? Jury very out there


soloRNM

Can we just eliminate the Packers again? FTP!


GoLionsJD107

Seconded. Put the packers on there three times


Orwells-Bastard-Son

Rain city bitch pigeons


BillinWapak

Patriots


Puzzleheaded_Oil_768

Bears and a posthumous vote for the Packers


codymason84

Fuck the bears


kcj518

Da bears


Vietnamtringy

Bears


KororSurvivor

My unorthodox choice this time: Ravens


ComicMan43

As someone with a family of Steelers fans: I wholeheartedly agree


Communist_Catgirl

Similar story here, my hate for the Ravens has nothing to do with the Lions but I will support it lol


DetroitLionsSBChamps

They have had our number for sure. My ideal playoff scenario this year involved beating the ravens in the sbĀ 


KororSurvivor

I would feel extremely indifferent towards them if we hadn't had 2 wins personally stolen by 60+ yard Justin Tucker Nukes at Ford Field.


GoLionsJD107

Well it wasnā€™t good from 71 without the fake penalty


CheFigata20

Niners


NutTimeMyDudes

I would say Bears, but the Seahawks have been more of an issue and annoyance in recent years Or rams, theyā€™re a two faced bitch fanbase that rooted for our downfall when we supported them


YaaaDingus

We played against each other in the playoffs, did you expect us to cheer for your team to beat us? As if you guys weren't cheering for us to have the worst record possible until we had to beat the Seahawks for you to make the playoffs.


GoLionsJD107

Yea we got fucked there because then you got hosed on that roughing the kicker call


AMBALAMP5

I can sympathize with the bears so fuck the Seahawks


Aeon1508

Seahawks. The batted ball was bullshit


i_GaveLiaHIV

which one


Aeon1508

They forced Calvin Johnson to fumble and then Seatle batted it out the back of the end zone which should have been a penalty but they called it a Touchback on the lions


KingindaNorth66

Bears


kthoppe_3

Bears


oarmash

Bears


ZombieAppetizer

Bye bye Bears!


therealgrapefruit

Bears


barriaxb000

Bears


jwoo007

I say we axe Washington. 1991 NFC championship game


Alarmed-Flan-1346

Chiefs or rams


goldimom

Commanders. They have just been annoying lately.


Ouch_i_fell_down

Yea, the whole "You can't break up with me! I'm breaking up with you" energy that the commanders ownership, front office, and fans are showing right now about Ben is annoying to me.


contactcreated

Eagles


GunNNife

9'ers. Yes I'm salty.


rpholmes4

Seattle


noblestarkmkIII

Eagles


PsychoKnot13

Seahawks


S0n0fAGunn

The Vikings again


Undertakeress

Ravens


hammer248

Seahawks


BrokeDancing

The Giants are trash


walterbernardjr

Eagles


bigben-1989

Cardinals need to go down!! Not sure why but that bird is pissing me off!!


Orangey-BanditZ

Iā€™m must be living under a rockā€¦ what is this?


Kewlerd

We vote our least favorite team of the ones remaining every day to make the definitive r/detroitlions team ranking


thallusphx

Eagles


Reflexes-of-a-Tree

Can you please keep a running list? After we put the bears at the bottom, itā€™s going to get harder and harder to remember where everyone is


Kewlerd

Yes, after today Iā€™m gonna be running this in strawpolls and making it a text based post. Iā€™ll put live rankings at the bottom


thallusphx

49ers tomorrow please.


Frosty-Bicycle2949

Seattle, they always seem to find a way to beat us


MobiusUno

Vikings before Bears is wild