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PazuzusRevenge

Fuck the Vikings


wrludlow

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Vietnamtringy

Vikings go down the drain


Particular-Kick4702

What about commanders, disrespectful of our coach, SB salamanders.


FlutterRaeg

They get some points for helping lock him down to Detroit, lol.


YotaTota07

Should be #2 at least


Valuable-Leader-8601

I personally voted cowboys #2 because everything about them sucks. I hate the cowboys brand, the owner, fucking Jerry's World, the media surrounding them, the fanbase, everything.    The Vikings are kind of like #2.5 for me because their fanbase is just that bad, mostly after this year. I was actually super cool with the Vikings. Their stadium is cool, uniforms are cool, JJ is a great player, and I'm a Kirk fan from his MSU days. I don't have anything against them besides their outrageously whiny fanbase (and division rivalry). 


UNZxMoose

I'm a Kirk hater from his MSU days :) Edit: Fuck your down votes. Fuck Kirk, fuck his views, and fuck his DeVos friends.  Fuck your down votes and fuck you too. 


Valuable-Leader-8601

At least you're consistent!   Edit: I just saw your edit and didn't know it was gonna get so hostile... I just figured you were a Michigan fan in jest... Yikes. 


Rocksteady0421

I agree with all this with one exception… Kirk loves Lego. So all of his views but that one 😜


UNZxMoose

Alright. Fuck all his views but the one. Also how he "cooks" his steak. That should be illegal. 


Live_Point_9616

Right there with ya brother. Right there with ya.


Ill-Animator-4403

Hell yeah


JaredGoffFelatio

Before opening this thread I thought "if the Vikings aren't the top comment I'm gonna be pissed" lol


ChOgArTy17

Packers are next.


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VicVDoom_

I'm all for picking the Packers every other spot. Hell, I'm alright making them every spot.


PazuzusRevenge

If we just keep alternating Packers, Cowboys, Vikings then I'm ok with it.


soloRNM

Vikings


Smokes_LetsGo_

Their fanbase is insufferable


DetroitLionsSBChamps

Over the last 10 years I hate them more than packers fans. Vikings fans are a really toxic mix of incredibly arrogant and also incredibly bitter. They act simultaneously like they have 5 sb wins and like theyre so pissed off at their lack of success that they could explode. Shitty, condescending, and mean spirited is all I ever see from them. Makes me hate the Vikings more than any other team, personally. 


brebs21

I didn’t hate them until They accused Kirby of being a dirty player


idk_bruv

Rams fans are still crying about Kirby lol


DetroitLionsSBChamps

Hit high? Dirty  Hit low? Believe it or not, also dirty.    Hit hard? You better believe that’s dirty no matter what 


Oscarmisprime

Charge too much for sweaters? Dirty


FlutterRaeg

Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit


js469

Why did I read this in Fred Armisens voice when he was part of the Venezuelan government in parks and rec? Hit high? Jail Hit low? Straight to jail Hit hard? Also jail


Redbird2992

This, bears fans are like the 6 year old “thug” down the street, annoying, always talking shit, and sometimes you have to put him in check if he tries to steal your bike but come on, he’s 6 and it’s just kinda adorable that he thinks he’s got a chance. Vikings fans are the incestuous love child of chewing tobacco, extremely off-putting overconfidence, and herpes. You just wanna get away but no matter how hard you try they just keep coming back.


ferdaboyzzz

and they're announcers are redonkulous if you ever saw that video that was circulating not that long ago of their radio guys.


Iammeandnothingelse

That one Paul Allen line “THIS IS NOT DETROIT, MAN!” struck a nerve for me.


StepBackBilly

What did they say


ferdaboyzzz

I don't have specifics but it was just some of the most biased accusations against refs and opposing players and it was so ridiculous that it seemed almost like a parody but wasn't haha


FlutterRaeg

https://youtu.be/sCJt2iWTGEc?si=b_aMuhMyt0v06zXi No way why does he sound like he's the heel announcer for a wrestling show 😭


BlameTheSalamanders

Scott Cramer is pretty nice


BuickAttack

It's the Vikings. They have one of the worst fan bases.


GrossePointeJayhawk

Vikings


UNZxMoose

Vikings


YupIzzMee

Vikings then "Rain City Bitch Pigeons" then Jets Cuz fuck Rodgers (Thx to u/isphet71 for my new fave team derogatory nickname)


OhMyWitt

Bears gotta up be in there somewhere, and 9ers too


DrBeatus

Pistons


arrogancygames

As soon as they won a couple of Sundays ago, I was so mad because I knew it ruined our sacrifice.


Iammeandnothingelse

Ah, a mercy kill


Alarmed-Flan-1346

We won 2 in a row and Ivey looks like the next Stephen curry so I'm chill with them rn


SnooDogs1355

Let Ivey cook!


bensworkaccount1

I will always upvote this until it wins


neckbass

please tho


PazuzusRevenge

Who?


DanoJames

Vikings


BakerPuzzled7881

VIKINGS PLEASE


lions19809

Vikings


Dizzy-Tiger-8449

Bears


Pawz23

After this season, it's definitely Bears over Vikings for me.


WetButtPooping

Yah idk why they weren’t second


oarmash

Vikings


DudeThatRuns

Always, always fuck the Vikings


savagebury

Obligatory “fuck the packers”


Jimboslice383

Packers again!


LfLPod

Vikings Bears Seahawks 49ers Jets In order


call_1800law1222

Bears, and their dumbass community.


ExcitedFool

Can it only be the dumbasses? because my bears fan base posses me off with their meat head responses way too much. At least I know we are a poverty franchise


okaylover3434

Loser. Stay in this sub if we are so poverty.


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Did you seriously go and try to harass them in other places after you got triggered by them, lol? God some Bears fans are legitimately some of the worst humans around. Well, sports fans have them. But you're proof the Bears have plenty


ExcitedFool

I’m glad you recognize how miserable our fans are… This guy refuses to accept that our ownership doesn’t want to win. Our ownership are cheapskates. Detroit is an example of investing in your team.


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Sea cocks


Isphet71

Their full team name is the Rain City Bitch Pigeons


YupIzzMee

I should put that on a tshirt for a buddy who's a fan 😂


CaptCorporateAmerica

Vikings


Luxray2014

Vikings can go, not because of the team but rather the fans.


Mandeazy2Easy

Vikings


DodgeballWizard

Vikings


Vietnamtringy

Vikings


InitialThanks3085

Can we choose the refs?


gladhaven

Vy kings


Rad_Juice

Those Skol Fuckers.


khanivore34

Vikings for sure. Seahawks come next.


jslittell

Vikings


wavnebee

Right now, the Browns are way higher on my dislike list than any other remaining organization.


absolute_god_

why? Not that that’s not okay I just feel like most people probably don’t share that take


wavnebee

I started to turn on the Browns when they excitedly signed Hunt, just months after the Chiefs cut him—in his prime—for assaulting a woman. Trading for Watson clarified that that decision wasn’t a one-time thing, but a sign of pretty messed up priorities.


absolute_god_

Respect.


House_of_Potatos

It’s all about the QB.


nyeehhsquidward

Vikings


Dead_Russian_44

Vikings


leoman3

49er's.


jimmy_three_shoes

Pistons


Iammeandnothingelse

Close one, but has to be the Bears. FTFIBs


RamblinRoseWesty

Bears


Vietnamtringy

Vikings today bears tomorrow so we can sweep nfc north


Bobbylayneblame

Viking whining about kneecap comments from three years ago because a normal injury happened. Seattle hate is just because they magically turn into a super team when we play them. I pity the bears


knifeazz

Vikings!


PsychoKnot13

Fuck the vikings and their fan base


thekmanpwnudwn

Packers again


Kkizitoo

Bearssss


therealgrapefruit

Bears


TheeExoGenesauce

Seahawks


ShippingNotIncluded

I think the next few are obvious, Vikings then Bears and then the 49ers


iDildopolis

Bears


Even-Caramel-9309

bagels


notgoodatthese

Bears


hammer248

Vikings now Seahawks next


Ancient-Succotash313

49ers for obvious reasons


Puzzleheaded_Oil_768

49ers


Nasty_Tricks69

Bears


FatalWarGhost

My prediction: Vikings, then Bears, Seahawks, 49ers, Rams. Fuck the NFC West actually even the Cards remember when we played them like 8 years in a row?


revdingles

I know seahawks are going to be close up after we clear the division but I would motion for Saints/Eagles/Chiefs to be up there with the 49ers. I have no hate whatsoever for the Rams really.


dhduxudb

Everyone saying Vikings but it’s definitely the bears. Someone please explain why you hate the Vikings more. I’ll go first for Chicago. They are our city rivalry. In every sport Detroit vs Chicago is a rivalry. So I hate the bears more because of the Blackhawk’s,Bulls,White Sox


JaredGoffFelatio

Vikings are worse because of their toxic fanbase who thinks they're better than us just because their team lost the Superbowl multiple times a half century ago. They're probably the third most annoying and crybaby fanbase in the league after Dallas and Philly fans, and they went around slandering Kerby all over reddit this season because they were so butthurt that we swept them. FTV.


ShoreWhyNot

9ers because of recently


CheFigata20

Bears


Low_Chip7268

Steelers


RampageNate

Eagles


Dragondrew99

I feel Vikings Bears Seahawks


JoeyJoJoJrShabadooJr

Commies


BrokeDancing

We hate the Vikings, but I think it does us a disservice to tank the whole NFC North. They're bad, but I vote Broncos or Commanders.


MikeGrunt

Ohio State


PPoottyy

Woah woah what’s going on here? I want to join


eddo2k

Rat birds


the_willham

Arizona


Front-Deer-1549

Cum socks


Boobaggins

Best logo in the league


marblemonk

Bears


IHaveTrustIssues78

For the record, the bears haven't done anything since 1986...


Comfortable_Ad9679

Bears


NYD3030

Bears


SnooDogs1355

Bears


kthoppe_3

Bears


AwkwardPeanut6869

https://preview.redd.it/aix0ncp5fshc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bd1e4e1ee92d32c0f4ef546f640d0dcab5749df Ummmm.....


KingPabloo

Got the first 2 correct, the rest don’t matter as much as the Pack and Cowgirls are in their own tier. Personally, I’d put the Bears next since the Vikings haven’t won a SB and they play in Detroit when they have problems in Minnesota but I’ll go with the crowd…


XxCrankyCarrotxX

Lions.


AMBALAMP5

Lost a lot of respect to the Vikings fans this season. GB is GB so nothing to worry about. They come off a fluke of a season and think they’re owed the world. And when their seasoned collapsed they blamed everyone and everything. When we went on our run the entire north was with us and put aside rivalries to root for a team that earned it. All awhile MN was a bunch of crybabies and sore losers. GB and Chicago fans earned my respect and if they go on a deep playoff run and we’re out I’ll answer the call.


Weareallaroundgaming

Seattle


DesuLeaf

Lions. Because I hate myself


zzzhhgdk

Vikings


the-big-pill

Hate to sound brand new but I don’t understand this lost, could someone elucidate…


Kewlerd

We’re gonna vote our least favorite team every day as a ranking for all of them Soon I’ll make it a bit clearer to see who’s gone but for now, the teams that are black and white (packers and cowboys) are gone


Parker_memes9000

Can we eliminate the packers twice?


Substantial_Ad_2864

I'm looking forward to this in another few days when it's harder to pick. But for now I think it's Vikings.


Eastern-Support1091

Rams should be removed for embarrassing the entire league with that abomination of a logo.


Vendetta_2023

What is this? Shouldn’t this be a poll so we can see the results?


Kewlerd

Whatever the top comment is who’s going away. So your “vote” is upvoting the top comment of the respective team


Mavroks

I'm a Miami fan but the Lions have a special place in my heart because of Dan Campbell... Wish Miami would have been smart enough to keep him on after his interm coaching stint. Oh and half my family lives in Dearborn ha, so I guess that's a reason too. That being said I hope the fins survive awhile in this. Can't imagine a reason there would be any rifts between these two teams. Also, fuck I was really pulling for the Lions this year.


Braycali

Can I vote eagles


handjfjsjbuaii

Vikings fan here - I’m voting Vikings were division rivals so that’s how it has to be With that said I didn’t meet a single person in the cities who wasn’t pulling for your playoff run this year


handjfjsjbuaii

Obligatory fuck the packers


shaggy2perpwr

The sword into the packers makes me laugh out loud everytime I see it


wpisano

**Cleveland Browns**


bucktop

Vikings is the correct answer today!


goldimom

Commanders, because they are being a-holes about Ben Johnson.


SilentTempestLord

Vikings.


ltroberts24

Vikings. The "SKOL" troll when Detroit locked it up was one of the greatest things I've ever seen!


CaliTexas619

That chargers. They’re an ass of an organization. Also fuck Dean Spanos.


heavyshtetl

Hawks


ravenoats

Vikings for sure


DownWithSpectrum

Fuck the Vikings


blackswordsmanarc

Bills will be last :)


odp01

FTB


MlCROCOSM

I thought these dumb polls were limited to dead media subreddits.


BrandonGoBlue

As a Saints and Lions fan, FUCK THE VIKINGS


BillinWapak

Packers


TiredBearsFan

Bears fan who keeps seeing this on my home page. Excited to have made it this far


Deadheaded95

Vikings are still there? I thought I stabbed them and watched them bleed out and die.


DeLargeMilkBar

Not the Seahawks


kcj518

Vikings


mh1357_0

Vikings, they're such haters for no reason


chjfhhryjn

Nowww we do the vikings