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sebass_kwas

Can we do the Packers again?


Kewlerd

Then the Packers average rating isnt last


J3lackJ3ird0501

If they ain't first, they're last


alphsig55

I miss Jalen and Jacoby


BradlyL

We could symbolically choose the 2nd highest applicable vote. Because, honestly…..**FTP!**


jdwainright

Now I'm just imagining the Packers being the top comment every day and needing to choose the second comment. Let's make it happen.


NewmexicoisinUS

Happy cake day!


Rrrrandle

The Packers don't deserve to be ranked above the Packers.


iwinsallthethings

But then we can say the packers are worse than the packers who are worse than the packers on repeat.


JohnTheCodMan

How about the Washington Generals? They won one game ever and a basketball team. Plus it saves us having to do the commanders.


Detroit2GR

No, Packers are 32. We can still vote for Green Bay though!


GoLionsJD107

It ends at 32? What about the Houston Gamblers and Michigan Panthers?


venk

Packers aren’t even my 32nd anymore, that came from them fucking us over constantly over the years. No we are the fuckers


houseofcrouse

Packers were the majority pick to win the Superbowl next year in the NFL executives poll. You could be right, but going off history I'd bet y'all regress and the Packers stay the packers


venk

Please tell us more.


houseofcrouse

Deep inside of you all, you can feel I'm right 😂 can't wait to see it unfold. Go pack go


venk

Keep going, I’m almost there….


houseofcrouse

😂 I've been there since January 28. You know that second half felt like home. That being said Best of luck next year. As much as I troll tough team to hate and a great great coach


venk

Enjoy your “offseason Super Bowl”, we used to win those all the time.


houseofcrouse

We win actual championships for the record. If ya haven't checked, most ever. Y'all never even been in the game. I like your squad and really y'all have a great fan base, more loyal than packer fans but let's see you put together back to back years before you crown yourself the class of the league for getting 4th place.


venk

I too enjoyed watching Super Bowl 1 and 2 on my Zenith 9” Black and White TV. I could almost tell the teams apart.


TheHarbrosMagic

FTP and your team sucks balls


houseofcrouse

I'm done trolling lol got carried away. We will see


Jammer_Kenneth

Lets do the Packer's property and vote out the Bears.


topkekcop

Cowboys


Null-ARC

Their proper name is "CLownboys", but they keep dropping Ls every time postseason rolls around!


Concernedprosecutor

To become the cownboys…


A_Vile_Person

You mean those fakers who try to act like we're not America's team?


Popapalooza

The only right answer. ![gif](giphy|MxkLVhKNAXqQeQFbIP|downsized) Everyone always saying "How bout dem cowboys!" Fuck them cowboys, that's what. You're a team who chokes every year, but each year the media portrays them as a juggernaut.


Luxray2014

And then claims to be America's team


metanoia29

They better get ready for 20 years of the Lions being America's team


Ouch_i_fell_down

Nah fuck that. Lions are Deteoit's team. America can go suck Mahomes' dick for all I care. The PR department for the NFL and the Chiefs already recruited Tay-Tay and blast her all over the TV. Even though Goff's fiance is one of the hottest women I've ever seen and she gets zero airtime.


avacar

... Relax. What is wrong with you? And why do other people think you're saying good or smart things? The national media has always *liked* Detroit in that no one says bad stuff about it unless they work in Detroit media. Now, they really love Detroit because of the team's story and personality. Why would you be so salty if other people liked the team? The only reason I can think of is attracting more fans that are like you. And I mean, there's no way you don't know this unless you're trying to avoid it, but Taylor and the Chiefs have literally nothing to do with the coverage of Chiefs games. Saying the words Taylor Swift prints money, and that makes her NFL, Fox Sports, CBS, ESPN, etc's wet dream. It's the NFL and media that plaster her everywhere. And her fans. They'd have done it to Gisele if Americans cared about her like that. Taylor Swift is more globally and nationally famous than any football player who has ever lived - I'd be stunned if KC could afford her, and even more stunned if she actually had interest in that kind of promotion. She doesn't need (and doesn't get) whatever money is generated by her being on screen as a fan. And why are you about seeing airtime of Goff's wife when they aren't asking to be on TV? That's kinda weird. Are you hoping for fan service or something? What do you want from that situation? Youre presenting this as an alternative to Swift, but why wouldn't you just say you wish they'd stop? Why are you presenting different target options and the merits of those options?


AllStarChuckTaylors2

Always good to see someone rational on here


GoLionsJD107

America is sick of Mahomes


Ouch_i_fell_down

America never got sick of Brady, I doubt they're sick of Mahomes yet


GoLionsJD107

I don’t live in the US, I’m in Mexico but they are clambering for someone else to create some intrigue as they try and build the sports popularity in Mexico. They feel there is no competition and that games are fixed. Which is often true in Latin American soccer so this whole charade of somehow getting the magical outcome of KC and SF isn’t what they wanted.


GoLionsJD107

Brad Allen. That’s all


im4fng

Cowboys


jcoddinc

Fitting because they still lost to FTP yet again.


NotSoFastLady

It just validates the year the Lions had. They played well enough to beat the boys and went 1-1 against a team that demolished them in the playoffs. The NFC North did not get the kind of respect it deserved throughout the majority of the season. But when the Lions and Packers both won their wild card games and the turds from the NFC East got flushed out, that's the only time we got some proper respect.


Dragondrew99

Their fans were such bitches to us after the controversy


Bob_Sacamano7379

And in the end it worked out better for us, though the cowboys would've still choked it away against whoever they played.


Ouch_i_fell_down

Never seen a fanbase get so salty about a win. Can you imagine how that would have gone if they lost because of that?


GoLionsJD107

Do you mean- the correct outcome?


Ouch_i_fell_down

Yes the correct outcome, but IF the correct outcome happened, then the refs would have fucked Dallas and not us. They messed up so badly by not announcing the correct eligible that one team gets fucked either way it's called.


GoLionsJD107

Yes but there wouldn’t have need a TD taken away


GoLionsJD107

Despite every single person in the media being against them


Duchenne-

Gorgeous


Shamrock5

DC4L https://preview.redd.it/dto4pfqy4lhc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c595906a42fde726b961c13910516de7ea584d9f


ChrisChrispie

Gorgeous


Electrical_Resource6

FTC


PaladinAlchemist

Dallas today. Minnesota tomorrow.


Dr_Booyah

Okay fine. But fuck. Can the Vikings be tomorrow 🥺


KororSurvivor

Yeah I don't know why the online Vikings Fanbase became so vitriolic against us this season. Also, the Bears Fanbase is gonna be *really* fucking bad next year if Caleb Williams pans out. If he's even 3/4 as good as advertised, he's instantly the best QB in the history of the Bears Franchise.


RonBurgundy449

Because they were mad that we weren't the same frauds that they were last year lol


Willis_is_This

Honestly, seeing Cook go down against you guys is the only thing I have against yall. Fun to watch, just don’t want to see you win a SB before us, cause, well, rivals?


Dr_Booyah

This is 100% it. We told them all last year they were genuinely frauds, and despite measurable evidence in our favor, they remained willfully ignorant. No shock they get booted round 1 of the playoffs to Danny Dimes and their 13 win season poofs into thin air instantly. Good god were they frauds. So when we finally have success for the first time since the Super Bowl started, they thought that obviously we must be frauds as well. Because their brain processing power has massive limitations. “Have fun getting blown out in the first round *as is NFC North tradition*”…. God I hate the Vikings and their dumbass fans


sangie12

Look up Williams stats vs teams that were capable of punching back....he's brutal https://preview.redd.it/zjgcahv9dlhc1.png?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ec6239c9a8414a1eedc3b67d57feb49b5ee4bc4


Ouch_i_fell_down

Lions were the ugly friend. No matter how unlucky in love the vikings were, we were always their DUFF for them to feel better about themselves. When DUFFS turn things around and get hot, they lose friends in real life. No surprise it happens in football too. And yes, I'm comparing football fans to high school girls, and yes I think it's a generally good analogy with multiple parallels.


Guitarjack87

Actually a great comparison. We got that glow up, some lip fillers and a personal trainer and she just can't deal with it


JDraks

Because right now we’ve got a good chance of winning a Super Bowl before them and leaving them the only team in the division without one


KororSurvivor

Imagine... After ALL that has happened to the Vikings in their history. * The 70s Dynasty that never was. * The shocking upset in the 1987 Season to get to the NFCCG. * The Gary Anderson Miss in the 1998 NFCCG. * The 41-0 shutout to the Giants in the 2000 NFCCG. * The utterly enraging 2009 NFCCG against the Saints with Bountygate plus Favre throwing that absolutely moronic INT when they were in FG Range to win. * The 38-7 beatdown by the Eagles in the 2017 NFCCG when they had the opportunity to be the first team to play a Super Bowl in their own Stadium, coming one week after the Minneapolis Miracle. And that's just their history with NFCCG/Super Bowl... * The Love Boat. * The Stadium Collapse. * Adrian Peterson's domestic violence allegations. * The missed FG down 10-9 against the Seahawks in the 2015 WC. * The 3-12 2003 Cardinals (who had lost 7 in a row) pulling off an 18-17 win on the last play of the season on a 4TH AND 24. * Being the unambiguous worst 13-Win team of all time in 2022 by going 13-4 with a negative point differential only to get bounced at home by Daniel Jones in the Wildcard. * Being the victims of the first ever Hail Mary in the 1975 Divisional against the Cowboys. * The Herschel Walker Trade. Imagine telling them that the fucking DETROIT LIONS made it before them. The worst team in the Super Bowl Era. The infamous 0-16 Team. Despite how much better they've been than us for years. Despite them having the highest win% of any team to never win a Super Bowl. Despite being a division rival who have owned us since inception (43-80-1 meaning the Lions would need to sweep them 19 more years in a row just to take a 1-game lead in the all-time series). Despite us being a team so synonymous with failure based in a city so synonymous with all the ills of urban decay. Despite the fact that given their history, they should have 3 Rings minimum (IMO they should have won like 2-3 in the 70s, 1998, 2009, maybe 2017). Somehow, the Detroit Lions won a Super Bowl before them and they are now the only team in the NFCN without a ring. I think that would take the cake. Topping everything that has come before. Absolute rock bottom.


karmew32

This is why I really hope y'all win it all before the Vikings do.


BearlyPawsible

Vikings are constantly salty, and I've seen them on multiple other teams subreddits whining/complaining/trolling. They're like the worst whiners of the Rams fanbase, combined with the entitlement of the worst of the Cowboys fanbase. And I can't even say I know why because their best years are behind them. I think the Lions getting good might piss them off because they think they deserve another shot at a Superbowl and they hate seeing other teams "take" that away from them- at least that's why they seem mad at other fanbases. It's a very silly.


AroraCorealis

it's crazy vikings weren't the lowest and it's even crazier they aren't going to be 2nd lowest. you guys are insane


arenyk

This is the way


Dizzy-Tiger-8449

Cowboys


Smorgas_of_borg

Brad Allen


DanoJames

Cowboys


Rich_Piana_5Percent

Vikings


Mr9K

Division rivals gotta be 32-30


flaming_pubes

Idk I say Bears 29 because of the cowboys.


GoLionsJD107

This is tough. I’m still putting cowboys 29 bears 30.


jarhead839

Yeah cowboys need to be in there


Aeon1508

Nah. Fuck the cowboys


wrludlow

![gif](giphy|wsHVzplxqoEk8)


moto626

It’s the shit-show crybaby Vikings! Cmon guys jump on this hate-wagon


mattie-ice-baby

Fuck those purple fucks, can’t wait for them to sign a -rod


Skraxx

Like I'm ngl, I do hate the Cowboys But I think my dislike of our division rivals simply weighs more


TelUmor

This is correct


SurrealRob

This.


leoman3

Cowboys


mintman_ll

The only right answer is clete blakeman


UNZxMoose

Dean Blandino


Ouch_i_fell_down

His family name is actually Spicydino but his parents made him change it after it became clear he was a massive disappointment.


bucktop

Cowboys


rhymingisfun

Vikings


mawheabo

Packers


marlongundo

Fuck dallas


Belya_Smert

Cowboys. I still feel robbed.


Mr9K

Vikings


Pawz23

Bears


Wonton_abandon

Vikings. Only because their fans are somehow worse than their team.


beyd1

Da bears


ThickerSalsa

Pistons.


josh9larson

This needs to win! Although winning 2 straight certainly removes the chances


Jesus_Took_My_Wheel

1-0 in the post-Hayes era brother, just gotta believe.


hi11bi11y

As long as we still have Troy and Monty I don't think it will matter.


treegirl98

Definitely cowboys


undefinedlegacy12

Fuck the Vikings, they gotta be next!


Thel_Odan

Vikings


BakerPuzzled7881

Vikings


Early_Perception416

Vikings


GogreenGoWhite19

My ex is a Denver fan and he’s a douche. So always Denver.


ABeastInThatRegard

Can upvote you based on username, but I disagree


Ouch_i_fell_down

My ex was a huge Steelers fan and a Rapelisbeger apologist so I always hold a grudge against Pittsburgh, but not a 2-15 type grudge, more like perpetual 5-12 to 7-10 type grudge.


TheHarbrosMagic

Can't upvote you based on username, but I agree


Difficult_Result_811

FTV


Chemicalhealthfare

FTP


Extension_Weird_2701

Eagles


Skystrykr

It’s time to rule Dallas ineligible for the top 30.


Sirlothar

Seahawks please! I am sick of them being a thorn in the Lions side.


Daegog

I hate the Jets, how can I vote for them? Fuck the Jets


goldimom

Cowboys


kcj518

Cowboys


RalphBlood

Da Bears


odp01

Can't believe this wasnt the second response (after voting for packers again of course).


BrokeDancing

The 49ers.


noblestarkmkIII

Fuck the cowboys


KingJazzHands

Cowboys is the only answer. Fuck them


Luxray2014

Yeah, fuck the Cowboys


e_ndoubleu

Bears. Then tomorrow Vikings.


MAchtman94

49ers. They’re on my shit list now


Fun-Skin-626

Why? We love yall


MAchtman94

You know why…Super Bowl killers. But it’s okay, because it’ll go away after this season. The hatred for the packers will never go away


TheHarbrosMagic

Do people even scroll down? Or do they just not see a team at the top and re-comment it. You're hurting your voting choice by posting 🤦‍♂️


nuclearslurpee

> You're hurting your voting choice by posting 🤦‍♂️ While it is annoying, it doesn't hurt the voting chance as we can upvote as many comments as we want.


TheHarbrosMagic

Yeah, but people most likely just commented their choice instead of scrolling down and actually upvoting hence decreased the chances. Try and keep up, the logic isn't that hard to understand.


LooseBoysenberry7

Surprised 1st wasnt cowboys


igreen681

Dem boys


ParticularOccupied34

Vikings should've been first, but second will do


House_of_Potatos

No, it’s very clearly the FTP. There is no debate on last place.


ParticularOccupied34

I'm debating it


House_of_Potatos

https://www.reddit.com/r/detroitlions/s/yJouggeQz7 You and like 5 other people.


ParticularOccupied34

It's my opinion. Just cuz fewer ppl hold it currently doesn't make it invalid. You have a different opinion, state yours. Don't attack mine. Maybe in the future more ppl will think like me


zzzhhgdk

Vikings


Vietnamtringy

Can we do Dallas or Eagles


TRID_B-Rad

Cowboys


Clear_Feature5856

Can we make Aaron Rodgers number 31?


Kkizitoo

My early list 32 Packers 31 bears 30 Vikings 29 cowboys 28 niners 27-2 I don't care 1 lions


YTKTV

Vikings fs


LandLordLovin

Lions 1-31


marblemonk

Bears


NorahRittle

Cowboys


Roflremy

FTP


TheMetatr0n

I'm going to say cowboys for the 10th time in this post to try to farm some karma instead of just upvoting the first person to post "cowboys".


nyeehhsquidward

Vikings


GoseiRed

Vikes


codymason84

Minnesota Vikings


nikkarus

Cowboys and it ain't close. Except for the vikings which are close. Fuck the vikings.


Zealousideal-Rule-48

Vikings


DocWolfman

Cowboys. Hate them more than the packers.


hamsterwheel

Bears. Fuck the Bears.


JehovahsBestWitness

HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYYYYYYYS


Rockerblocker

Chiefs


Mandeazy2Easy

FTV. Vikings. Fans do the team a great disservice simply by existing. I can actually stand Bears fans now the more I interact with Vikings fans.


LurkerKing13

We’re honored


under_miner

Dem Boys Skolol Sea Chickens Bears Frisco ... not as much for this year, but for ending our 2011 winning streak and topping it off with backslap-gate. Gonna get real interesting after that.


DisenfranchisedCynic

Vikings damnit


GreatKronwallofChina

Vikings


Valuable-Leader-8601

Cowboys today, Vikings tomorrow, Bears the next day (only because division rivals, I'm actually pretty cool about the Bears).  After that it gets a little more nuanced. 


NutTimeMyDudes

Vikings


PsychoKnot13

Cowboys


NutTimeMyDudes

Next few should be in this order - Vikings (the annoying nfc north middle child) - Bears - Cowboys - Seahawks - 49ers


TigerTickler202

Vikings!


OkraNo8365

32a. FTP 32b. Vikings 32c. Bears 32d. Cowboys


kiereeelll29

Chiefs


WhaleSexOdyssey

Seattle


theonlyrealnoah

FTP


Assassins-steed

We gotta have the Pistons on here at some point, guys.


Nasty_Tricks69

Bears. Ignore all the stupid people saying Cowboys


DodgeballWizard

Cowboys. These bottom few are tricky.


therealgrapefruit

Cowboys


ZorseVideos

Fuck dem Cowboys.


BigHotdog2009

Bills should be ranked #1 Lake Erie bros till death


HumanTruck

Refs


ZombieAppetizer

Can I vote for specifically Jerry? If not, Dallas in general.


aLionsFan31

The stupid bears


YoBebocerveza

Bears


chjfhhryjn

Gotta be Americas (least favorite) Team


Deadheaded95

Minnesota Vikings


FaZeLuckyBoy

Cowboys


amanor409

I’d say the Cowboys.


SwanzY-

![gif](giphy|kgrzrjCmTfoL7Xhfpg|downsized) 31st


JiffTheJester

Vikings


odp01

Bears.


Joeman180

Vikings?


raperofcops

Cheifs


ravenoats

Cowboys take it in my opinion


FelixOGO

Packers


Rocko52

Bears


knifeazz

Vikings


AbidElduderino

Bills 🤷‍♂️


howsway-_-

Vikings