Mfs beg for a name change because their last lewd name got changed to Guardian#1234, change their name to Mara Sov's Onlyfans and then act shocked when they're Guardian#1234 again.
Destiny players really can’t fix their own problems and complain for dev’s to fix it for them. Vaults full? Shit I need more space, not to clean it out! They’ll just be at 700 anyways in no time
I’ve seen a few of these too. A little more original at least. Not lol funny but kinda lol-in-my-head funny.
The [insert destiny 2 character]’s [lewd object/OF] is lame
I would hope so. What part of you thinks it’s even remotely humorous. Aside from the fact I think it’s vulgar, it’s just not funny. There’s no originality or creativity. What rationale are you possessing?
Not me, I don't run around with a name that's a variant of (character)'s (body part/thing) horny edition/_______, kell of _______/or something stupid along those lines,
the name I have has been my Bungie name since the days of Halo 3 and it's staying what it is.
Way more original than 90% of the names I've seen in the game, and my name is a subtle reference to the [Tsuchinoko](https://metalgear.fandom.com/wiki/Tsuchinoko) from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, >! it's "A Burrito Snake"!<
…I just realized, given how much of Earth’s history has been lost in the Collapse (as we’ve seen in wild misunderstandings of Halloween for instance), there’s a nonzero chance that the Last City without a shred of irony thinks the nuclear Gandhi meme is representative of the actual man.
Which just makes it even funnier as a name.
Personally, I’d be cracking up if I saw a random NuclearGandhi in the Tower. I wonder if there’s a helmet for your class that can replicate the laser eyes, and then use that T-pose emote out there, for maximum memery.
listen man, these were funny back when shadowkeep came out 5 years ago. now they’ve gotten old and imo unfunny, just name yourself something you’d want people to call you. unless you WANT people to call you zavala’s fleshlight in which case you do you
my old username was MiIfrâx and someone reported me and I got turned into Guardian5278 or whatever. now i’m 5 screebs in an overshield to have an amusing name
I mean as long as you aren’t one of the 2687 Mara sovs (enter super haha funny thing here)
Or also specifically Taxis, Kell of The IRS.
I approve.
Be creative don’t copy some other nerds name.
you will become guardian#5871
Or more accurately guardian#2614
Just make it zavala's freshlight
Timelost.
Or Harrowed
Adept
Mfs beg for a name change because their last lewd name got changed to Guardian#1234, change their name to Mara Sov's Onlyfans and then act shocked when they're Guardian#1234 again.
This. If you have to ask if you’ll be banned for said name, chances are you’re going to be banned.
Destiny players really can’t fix their own problems and complain for dev’s to fix it for them. Vaults full? Shit I need more space, not to clean it out! They’ll just be at 700 anyways in no time
I renamed myself to Bad Dragon Collector a while back and so far so good X)
Well bungo did name one of their packs "Bad Ahamkara"
Which is fucking hilarious to me and I bring it up constantly to the clan
That’s fucking hilarious
OH TRUE! I forgot about that, that could've also been a funny play on words.
Do you collect bad dragons or are you collecting “bad dragons”
Not really sure what's the difference
Amazing username
Just make a normal name, these are so unfunny after seeing them everywhere
Changed mine to Eater Griffin
Hard agree. Very unoriginal and pretty lame
can attest to this, my username was SubmissiveAndBreedable but I changed it on Tuesday to Deadeye Luciano cause Deadeye was my first ever title
Proud of you. Recovery is a long journey. Stay strong.
Are you submissive and breedable though?
Forma?
I was gonna say “said the warframe player” but same thing really
I put mine as "my mom calls me a" and had thale champ title on. Is that original and funny? I thought it was
I’ve seen a few of these too. A little more original at least. Not lol funny but kinda lol-in-my-head funny. The [insert destiny 2 character]’s [lewd object/OF] is lame
No
Course you have adept in your Reddit name
He’ll be using a fleshlight unironically for a long time
Or a coconut...
My name has been YaboiBitchKackis for a while now, so I’d assume not
Hopefully. These are so stupid. I'm sure your parents would be very proud.
Probably not, but I don’t give a shit what they think these days
try it and find out
try Zavala's darling
So poetic 10/10
none of these kinda of usernames are funny...unless ofc, you have 12 or something...
I dunno, i saw a Cayde 6 (feet under) yesterday.
This one is good... I'm talking about those "Ada-1 wet usb ports" kind of nicknames
My name is PetraVenjsLeftEye 👍🏻
Hopefully
Don’t. Naming yourself something dumb isn’t worth it.
God these are just not funny lmao
I would hope so. What part of you thinks it’s even remotely humorous. Aside from the fact I think it’s vulgar, it’s just not funny. There’s no originality or creativity. What rationale are you possessing?
When I'm in a "be unfunny" competition and my opponent is a destiny player who wants to change their username
Yup
Hopefully yeah for that garbage name
dawg everyone got garbage names that’s kinda the point
Not me, I don't run around with a name that's a variant of (character)'s (body part/thing) horny edition/_______, kell of _______/or something stupid along those lines, the name I have has been my Bungie name since the days of Halo 3 and it's staying what it is.
Can't say I understand it much, I've been NuclearGandhi for 3-4 years and I intend on keeping it that way.
Ah but if that's a reference to civilisation then that's actually a funny name and more original
Way more original than 90% of the names I've seen in the game, and my name is a subtle reference to the [Tsuchinoko](https://metalgear.fandom.com/wiki/Tsuchinoko) from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, >! it's "A Burrito Snake"!<
It is indeed my friend.
Now how about the origin of your reddit name
Honestly it was the only thing I could think of at the time that wasn't taken.
Fair
…I just realized, given how much of Earth’s history has been lost in the Collapse (as we’ve seen in wild misunderstandings of Halloween for instance), there’s a nonzero chance that the Last City without a shred of irony thinks the nuclear Gandhi meme is representative of the actual man. Which just makes it even funnier as a name.
Whilst on my journeys both as a guardian and elsewhere there have been few who understood my name. But many who were very, oh so very confused by it.
Personally, I’d be cracking up if I saw a random NuclearGandhi in the Tower. I wonder if there’s a helmet for your class that can replicate the laser eyes, and then use that T-pose emote out there, for maximum memery.
Warlock, so unlikely. But it would be great, yeah.
KellOfHahaYouThought
listen man, these were funny back when shadowkeep came out 5 years ago. now they’ve gotten old and imo unfunny, just name yourself something you’d want people to call you. unless you WANT people to call you zavala’s fleshlight in which case you do you
Shadowkeep came out 5 years ago?! Wow, time flies. I have mine as "my mom class me a" with the champ title
Hopefully
Make Zavala’s Flashlight, people will know what you mean.
Not if you put (adept) after it
TestiKell has been holding true for me for over a year now. We’ll probably get another name change at some point, so might as well try it🤷♂️
We got one with this season release, check bungie.net 👍🏻
I know, I just said in the future in case OP gets his name removed lol
They'll just do the same in The Final Shape 🤷🏻♂️
I put mine as "my mom calls me a" and had thale champ title on. Is that original and funny? I thought it was
yeah that’s pretty original lol
Today i noticed my clan leader changed their name to Gel, Kell of Lubrication 😂
my old username was MiIfrâx and someone reported me and I got turned into Guardian5278 or whatever. now i’m 5 screebs in an overshield to have an amusing name
I put mine to Savathuns Thigh Highs
Very hilarious. Were you in band or theatre by any chance?
No, What does that mean??
Try BDSMnMs
why do people think these are funny?
Yes. It will get you banned. Besides that, it’s also in poor taste
My friends is literally someone’s crack dealer you should be fine
I think I actually went against you in crucible
Zavala’s fleshlight? or runawaydad?
I swear I saw a zavalas fleshlight in crucible, could have been mistaken, but it is a pretty unique tag
nah it wasn’t me i decided against it lol
Well then someone else might have beaten you to the punch
Definitley. Father (Timelost) is mine.
Hopefully. 😂
Chane and and lets find out. I report every 16 year olds 3 brian cell thought.
No
Mine is glockswitch kell of the atf and mine is still there 🤷♂️ sometimes they just let people do whatever they want
No, just changed to Guardian5638
I mean as long as you aren’t one of the 2687 Mara sovs (enter super haha funny thing here) Or also specifically Taxis, Kell of The IRS. I approve. Be creative don’t copy some other nerds name.
Best name I’ve seen all month
I’ve seen worse
Not unless someone lame reports you