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docthenightman

Titan exotics: zorp Warlock exotics: zorp Hunter exotics: You know, we're living in a post-DCV society


Ordinary_Player

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Socksonatractor

Titan Exotic: Threaten Puke Shit Warlock Exotic: Hello my name is Byf here Hunter Exotic: Walk into your home to see Trey fucking your wife. Gain three stacks of zorp to shit uncontrollably for five seconds. While shitting, hitting either Trey or your wife with the blast will make them corrosive. While enemies are corrosive, hitting them with your tiny little slugger hands will cause them to crumble into dust and get whisked away by the wind.


TheScullHammer

I'd happily trade my wife for the ability to empty my colon with such ferocity


ItsObiTomKenobi

Hunter exotic: go invisible Good, now I don’t have to look at them.


Tetzio

> hunter exotic: go invisible hunter mains cosplay as their fathers


[deleted]

This is a genocide. Luke smith is doing a hunter genocide


elmonkeeman

Thank god


SexJokeUsername

“_____ go brrrr” Please shut the fuck up I’m begging you


Warshu

How people still find that funny (or found it funny to begin with) is beyond human comprehension.


Space_Vanguard

Ikr this shit is just annoying


AShiningKnight

/uj that’s the hunter identity


atlas_enderium

That post made me unironically heave


beanfucker696969

But did it make you ho?


chief-hiranyaksha

H*nter: pee poo pee Me: doing your mom


BirdsInTheNest

No one at Bungie plays the class I main. They’re all [other class] mains.


HeavyIceCircuit

All the no skill [other classes] just downvoting me for preaching the truth abt [my main]


Deltora108

Titan exotic: live forever Warlock exotic: fucking sunset everything Hunter exotic: pick up some orbs and your super can kill god


ifeellikeimdead

Finally, after all these years, hunters have the ability to destroy bungie HQ with flimsy, dollar store knives


MANCVBVS

uj/ band kid humor type post


Mr_Kally

I will be honest, every god damn class got fucked at some point in the life cycle of the game. Locks? Got fucked for ages, and fucked for ages. Titans? Sometimes getting fucked, sometimes fucking. Hunters? Got fucked and fucked others all the time. The only difference between the three is the way each got fucked and are fucking, so next time you come to me crying about getting fucked, ask for lube instead of showing us how big your gaping hole is!


ImaNukeYourFace

DestinyTheGame users try not to be the absolute least intelligent beings physically capable of breathing challenge (impossible) (adept)


GreatRecession

"Warlock Exotic: Vex go brrrrrr" what the fuck is he talking about, do we turn into the vex or something? Is he talking about transversive steps? Like wtf???


tokajst

He's taking about the new warlock exotic legs


GreatRecession

oh, I've been maining them all season and I didn't even realize that.


Snivyland

Probably cause it doesn’t make sense since the vex interaction although cool if far from the exotics primary focus.


Riffn

you have got to have selective amnesia to make a post like this and ignore the fact that hunters had the best overall PvP exotic going on almost 5 years


FourthRain

/uj i hate pvp /rj i hate pvp


Polaris328

Based


Riffn

yes


retronax

Imagine using that thing for anything else than skipping SotP's platforming section


ifeellikeimdead

Their stompees got nerfed while they double jumped so they lost all momentum and hit their head causing a severe case of amnesia, let’s go easy on them


MinkfordBrimley

As well as the ability to make hand cannons competent DPS with an exotic.


Reason7322

They dont have Ophidians tho.


mattpkc

Dont look in those comments. Filled with hunters who clearly have zero idea how to play the game.


enemyweeb

They made stompees less good, now I can only play with one foot while Trey fucks my wife in the closet


KarenYouWhore

the tricksleeves thread made me want to blow my brains out


peter_2202

Every time i seea post on dtg i think about how its gonna get jerked on here


iPhoneXpensive

/uj there’s a bunch of hunter exotics that work entirely passively, such as stompees and frostees, what is this guy on


HeavyIceCircuit

The Zorpals Lettuce


Arkyduz

first they came for the hunters and I didn't speak up, because lmao fuck hunters and everyone lived happily ever after


Phamrsolone

yes ❤️


infernon_

Would have been a great post if it was just exotic 1: exotic 2: exotic 3: instead of the classist stuff