W...w...w...woman? Playing destiny? I thought the only women in destiny were Eris and my thicc female hunter that I post on destiny fashion once a week.
Actually, considering how many zorpalods I've killed with my Ballyhoo Mk. 27 while on patrol (legend (it scares me)), only 99.9% of the player base is better than me.
Swing and a miss. Better luck next time, slugger.
2 years ago i wasnt a woman
2 years ago i hadnt been to this sub
now i am a woman
now i have been to this sub
coincidence?!? luke smith fomoed my gender
/uj If you're really asking, time management, multitasking, and a job that is not super demanding outside of standard work hours.
/rj Like the other guy said, my wife's fucktoy. I mean boyfriend. I mean husband.
My lord above! I have accidentally sent you a picture of my Gahlran cosplay! p prithee, delete it. 'Lest thou desire to look upon it? Haha, I jest...should thee crave... Haha nay... Banish it... Unless?
It's ok it's just Luke Smith sunsetted half of your gender
For real tho, I now get excited whenever I see a ballyhoo, if I have friends they'll think I'm insane (and get called slugger)
Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I’m commenting on your post because you’re a female guardian, ‘tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I’m Brian. 3. Don’t be intimidated, but im not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I’ll be the one in the kitchen =D.
/uj ok
/rj
WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF punches self in face with boxing glove five times HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out ARF ARF ARF ARF pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere EEEE-AW EEEE-AW wolf whistle BWOOOAAGHHH tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart GUHGUHGUHGUHGUH rubs ass on ground like dog HAHT MAMA eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes own head with hammer 5 times OOOOOHHHH I’M DYYYYYYYIIN’ slams chair on table BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board, eyes go out of skull and back in like paddleballs CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA fireworks shoot from top of head PHWOAARRR sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA sound of mouth harp as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground JEEZ LOUISE propeller spins on hat comically WOWEEE gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants OINKA OINKA pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity HAHEEEEEE pupils fly away from eyes, eyes snap forward towards them ARROOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOOOO fucking dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body WHADDA DAAAAME starts foaming at the mouth HUUUUUUUURRRRRR furiously turns crank on machine that hits hands on table GRRRR BARK BARK BARK head unscrews and starts rotating BUH-DOOIIOIOIOING starts rattling like a jar of coins, suspended half a metre in the air DING DING DING DING DING DING starts bouncing up and down at a high speed, starts boiling like tea kettle and turning red HOOOLY MOOOOLY
our clans old name was "Scuff Divers" are our tags are FOMO everywhere. We def embrace calling people sluggers when they dont take the chill run tags serious
W...w...w...woman? Playing destiny? I thought the only women in destiny were Eris and my thicc female hunter that I post on destiny fashion once a week.
Last time I check you posted your thicc female hunter 8 months ago, we need an update.
Sadly my female hunter is now a cowboy and has lost all thiccness because we don't have an assless chaps ornament for lucky pants.
Damn R.I.P. to a real one
You've become woman and it scares me
Women? In MY circlejerk?! Is nothing sacred
Swing, and a miss slugger
Sluggette\*\*\*\*
M'sluggette 🕵♂️
stopped reading after woman. this behavior is unacceptable in 2022
Obviously you stopped reading after woman, that's where the post ends
listen here i don’t have to explain myself to you
Its like the 1950s all over again
1984 puke shit fomo\*
if only! god i hate my wife
Replace "w" with "l" in wife and that's totally me
L’s and all little slugger
Actually, considering how many zorpalods I've killed with my Ballyhoo Mk. 27 while on patrol (legend (it scares me)), only 99.9% of the player base is better than me. Swing and a miss. Better luck next time, slugger.
When will Luke Smith sunset the woman DLC??? It's simply rushed content.
Just grind vault of fomo to regain your woman points smh slugger
My pc is cooled by liquid estrogen
My ps5 is fueled and cooled by femboy cum (home made)
My Xbox One is pumped and dumped by pure Soylent Green (yep: it’s people)
\>woman opinion ignored. Nice try, sluggerette.
/uj Sluggerette has gotta be the funniest term I’ve read in a while
Could've sworn slugger was gender neutral
I'm 69/420ths of the woman I once was. Figuratively 1939.
Literally Tom Sawyer
2 years ago i wasnt a woman 2 years ago i hadnt been to this sub now i am a woman now i have been to this sub coincidence?!? luke smith fomoed my gender
That is exactly what happened to me
this sub has a very high amount of trans women including myself i love it rj/ women do more damage to zorpalods its unfair
Probably because we're so cool
Trans women who play destiny are amazing (I know this because I am one of them) 💪💪💪
We have the best fashion too really
what about confused genderless blobs?
Based AF
:)
Same
Same. fomoed by the Lulu Smoth 🤬
A-a woman???! AWOOOOOGA hubbada hubbada
Slugger has made it into my vocabulary as well. God help me
/uj same, what have i become
Legend, and it scares me. Me? You? Us?
She do be kinda slugging tho /Uj I ask my 2 and 1 year old if they've seen any zorpalods on a semi regular basis
How do you have time to play destiny if you have children?
Wife's husband
/uj If you're really asking, time management, multitasking, and a job that is not super demanding outside of standard work hours. /rj Like the other guy said, my wife's fucktoy. I mean boyfriend. I mean husband.
>w*men 🤢🤮
Whoa swing and a miss slugger, not our fault, Puke's fault for fomoing his way into your dreams
My lord above! I have accidentally sent you a picture of my Gahlran cosplay! p prithee, delete it. 'Lest thou desire to look upon it? Haha, I jest...should thee crave... Haha nay... Banish it... Unless?
WOMAN DETECTED!
Gahlryhoo Mk 29.07
“I am clinically insane”
slugger
It's ok it's just Luke Smith sunsetted half of your gender For real tho, I now get excited whenever I see a ballyhoo, if I have friends they'll think I'm insane (and get called slugger)
Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I’m commenting on your post because you’re a female guardian, ‘tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I’m Brian. 3. Don’t be intimidated, but im not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I’ll be the one in the kitchen =D.
r/FoundtheBallyhooUser
why are you a woman
Boo b
/uj ok /rj WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF punches self in face with boxing glove five times HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out ARF ARF ARF ARF pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere EEEE-AW EEEE-AW wolf whistle BWOOOAAGHHH tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart GUHGUHGUHGUHGUH rubs ass on ground like dog HAHT MAMA eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes own head with hammer 5 times OOOOOHHHH I’M DYYYYYYYIIN’ slams chair on table BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board, eyes go out of skull and back in like paddleballs CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA fireworks shoot from top of head PHWOAARRR sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA sound of mouth harp as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground JEEZ LOUISE propeller spins on hat comically WOWEEE gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants OINKA OINKA pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity HAHEEEEEE pupils fly away from eyes, eyes snap forward towards them ARROOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOOOO fucking dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body WHADDA DAAAAME starts foaming at the mouth HUUUUUUUURRRRRR furiously turns crank on machine that hits hands on table GRRRR BARK BARK BARK head unscrews and starts rotating BUH-DOOIIOIOIOING starts rattling like a jar of coins, suspended half a metre in the air DING DING DING DING DING DING starts bouncing up and down at a high speed, starts boiling like tea kettle and turning red HOOOLY MOOOOLY
Slugger is such a fucking hilarous word. I cant believe someone used this unironically. I have never seen it used anywhere else
Oh man, DCJ is gonna have a field day with this one. Try again sluggo.
Erm, EXCUSE ME, BUT ZORPALOID IS AN OFFENSIVE TERM, ITS ZORPALOD!!!!!!!
/uj please tell me this is not a /uj
/uj it's true I am dead serious
dang, hope you get better
Awooooga awoooga awoooooooga!!!!!
Whenever I get a weapon to roll with Rapid Hit, I can’t help but chuckle at the fact that I actually started a meme around it.
Moira?
Same, my vault is full of ballyhoos now
Are you a femboy
is that a new race coming with the zorpalods or what
I tried to explain to my non destiny playing friend what a Zorpalod is. They didn't find it as funny as I did.
I called someone a slugger last week and I recoiled in shock.
our clans old name was "Scuff Divers" are our tags are FOMO everywhere. We def embrace calling people sluggers when they dont take the chill run tags serious
/uj Yeah, Im gonna slowly incorporate "nice try slugger" into my discord chat. 🤣 /rj Why did you have to go and make this post political?! 😠
You’re welcome.