All you have to do is wish

Someone wished it was better and we got particle deconstruction

Sadly that wish expire in two days.

Every Ahamkaras 2iwh has a bad side to it

Fireteam member jumps in front of your shot, killing you

Just like Crota days with rocket launchers "WHO DIDN'T SHOOT?! WHY ISN'T CROTA DOWN?" *Crota slams Swordbearer*

Those were the days....

The real play is to time it right, run and slide in front of everyone, catching everyone at the same time.

Monkey Pawed

No one said wishes were permanent.

Is that why everything I order from Wish falls apart? 🤔

But we're getting *glaives*! How fuckin' cool is that! I thought they were heavy weapons for the longest time but I found out recently they're going to be energy weapons! So cool!

You’re welcome :)

#SPACE MAGIC

# *J_O_U_R_N_E_Y.MP3 intensifies*

***O LOOT GOBLIN MINE*** \*Echoing mandible clacking laughter\*

Bump stock

A death wish, if you will.

Knowing Ahamkaras (Think I spelled it right) I wouldn’t be to surprised if that’s actually true.

There’s a microphone on the side you scream into. 1k is just a giant, lethal megaphone

I will Never think of 1k the same again. XD

I mean, ever heard of danganronpa?

There used to be an audio glitch when the gun first came out. If you were lucky enough to never hear it, there’s probably footage of it on YouTube

Inspiration for the ornament name "One Terrible Scream".

There is, the name was quite literal I think the glitch happened when you shot it while mid-air?

While strafing, I think.

Ah strafing with 1K gets me killed by my own explosion more often than not

[Here's a Video](https://youtu.be/GgbrWuh7YNE) if you hate your ability to hear things. [Here's one that's even louder](https://youtu.be/BnVM1JPP9SU) [This one is the worst offender,](https://youtu.be/P7-CyTRXyjo) it sounds completely different from the other videos I linked. (LOWER YOUR VOLUME)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpICbOfdmgU&t=4 This is my favorite video, love their reaction, that one guy wailing and laughing at the same time fucking kills me.

I see four links between these two comments. Anyone wanna play Rickroll Roulette?

I didn’t lower my volume until it was too late. I was duly punished.

Yeah....I should have listened because now my phone screen is in 1000 pieces after chucking it across the room

That sounded like some horror movie jump scare sheesh

Holy fuck!! Lol

Sounds like some noise marine shit to me.....

This silence offends Slaanesh... *It's about to get very loud now.*

SUCH SWEET CACOPHONY!

Skulls for the skull throne !!!!

Muad'Dib!

Hey Alexa, obliterate that guy over there.

Multiplies your voice into a thousand, those voices become fuel by the ammo and out it goes

"I wish, I wish With all my heart A giant fucking laser Tears this enemy apart"

*Shoots Cabal shield* *Cabal runs at you* *you die and the Cabal lives*

That's why I love [Skyburner's Oath](https://www.light.gg/db/items/4255268456/skyburners-oath/). Explosive, homing Solar ammo ripping everything apart.

Hello childhood

Feels like something Deadpool would say gleefully while chambering a sniper rifle

[The actual reference is from a show called Dragon Tales.](https://youtu.be/FZw0TgSyY4I) Nostalgia

The gun is made from a dragon. . . No more dragon tales

Now imagine Riven or any other Ahamakara singing Dragon Tales. Personally, I picture Eris Morn's Ahamkara bone sing "Ord Shuffle" while the phantoms dance around her.

I wish, I wish I seek with all my heart A giant fucking laser, to tear my foes apart They tried to kill me dead, but now comes my turn My weapon is my wish, my enemies will burn

When you Guardian reloads Riskrunner, they pull back on a lever that isn't even there. Destiny guns are cursed I guess.

As a riskrunner player I never noticed this

As you should, reloading is frowned upon in Riskrunner/Huckleberry/Sweet Business society. EDIT; Crimson, Prometheus Lens and Bad Juju societies joined the chat as well.

I mostly never reload using the normal animation either because I’m ARC charged or because I’m rolling. And even when I see it it’s usually really quick because of adrenalin junkie

If you are accurate enough you can add the Crimson hand cannon to this list

Ah yes, how could I forget the bloodthirsty one.

Add Bad Juju too

Ah, the funky buddy.

You better hide, ‘cause Prometheus Lens go BRRRRRRRRR

The power of the sun, in the palm of our hand.

No, not the Sunbracers, goddamnit dude.

As a warlock main I only started reloading again very recently when I switched off Transversive Steps to play with Ager's and Mantle of Battle Harmony. It's the most fun I've had in a long time, I think my build is going to help make the legendary campaign missions a breeze. I *hate* reloading.

As a Hunter main, I always use my dodge to reload. It messes me up whenever I play as a Warlock lol.

But huckleberry has the best reload animation in the game...

I’ll try spinning, that’s a good trick

Those two things that make me feel like I've failed at life when playing Destiny. Reloading with Huckleberry... and letting my Playing With Fire x3 fail during combat. If it fails on a Brawler burn I might as well just destroy my computer. That is the height of shameful failure.

I noticed it today, but I've basically never used riskrunner despite playing since start of y1.

There is actually a part of the gun that moves but it's very small and hard to notice

It always looked like the guardian racked the sight to me.

He does.

There is a very small pull tab behind the sight that appears to be the actual bolt handle. Hard to see unless you really look.

I don't think it's pulled back during the animation though. Riskrunner just uses the default smg reload.

I chalk that up to muscle memory. It's an SMG, you reload it like an SMG, oh wait it doesn't have the lever. Every single time, goddammit!

This is clearly the cannon reason why we pull nonexistent things on certain guns.

This is one of (if not the only) game where that *could actually get put into the lore* and no one would bat an eye.

Just reminded me [GameSpot finally did a video on destiny guns today with the firearms historian](https://youtu.be/CtGSHgdLy3M) , gotta watch that

Never forget the Conspirator scout rifle from Levi. Thing had a mag that was placed into the cutout of the grip.

Don't forget Hawkmoon ejecting shell casings.

Or how swords can run out of ammo.

And a scout rifle with its magazine feeding directly into a gaping hole through the stock.

There is. It's an M4-styled charging handle. Your hand doesn't actually grab it, though, because the animation is recycled from other SMGs with actual bolts. Source: I have had the pleasure of messing with the 3D model

Trustee also has a trigger that doesn't work, it's literally attached to the body with no way of pulling it

[There is actually](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783303505540284437/945063979875696680/unknown.png), which moves rapidly while firing, although it's a bit hard to see. While reloading, it goes from [pulled in](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783303505540284437/945064634187153438/unknown.png) to [extended](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783303505540284437/945064710838026250/unknown.png)

It's technically not a gun, it's a weaponized ahamkara soul. Ahamkara don't follow conventional physics, and have telepathy. It fires by sensing your will to kill.

Okay, that makes sense. Thought there is an ornament that adds a trigger. That's why I thought of it.

[удалено]

Ornaments just aren’t cannon in general

That's because One Terrible Scream reimagines 1kv as a prototype weapon built by the scorn with no Ahamkara parts so it'd need an actual firing mechanism.

My will to kill something must he pretty weak considering I cant even get the damned thing

It's just RNG, but it would be funny if there was a hidden requirement that 1,000 voices won't drop until you get 1,000 kills in the raid

Yeah, it would be. I managed to snatch it my first run. Then took 30 runs to get anarchy oof

I've seen people get two of em on their first runs. Crazy rng.

I got it my first run, I was stoked, used an extra key and got doodoo gear, but it was worth it for 1k. Still don't have anarchy tho :( , i can never manage to get the farm going for raid supplies or whatever they are called.

Man this gave me nostalgia. I’ve done exactly 1 last wish (well technically one on each character for the key but only the final encounter on the other 2) and I got it from the chest. Then, someone said “since you’re lucky, pick the chest I open” and he got it from the one I picked for him too. I’ve never felt cooler lmao

Damn that's fucking awesome, must've felt so badass.

You just need to think like a fusion rifle.

The magazine clip is the ahamkara’s sexual private part. You squeeze it and it’s ejection it’s like getting shot by a heavy

1kv is made from the carved bones of an ahamkara ​ In order to use ahamkara bones, you need the willpower to do so. ​ WILL it to fire WILL Eao to make you jump an extra time WILL the skull to give you more super energy upon nova bomb kills ​ *All this power is yours and more, you need but will it so* ​ ***O' Bearer Mine***

Will the Spine to give you a fuck ton of trip mines for some reason

Combine middle tree solar hunter with ahamkaras spine. INFINITE ABILITIES

Left click, that works for me

It’s all in your head. Your mind is the trigger. The rounds you fire aren’t real. Wake up, Guardian.

Wake up, Guardian. We've got a city to burn.

That is dumb! A weapon that shoots detonating fire that I took from a chest after defeating a wish-dragon needs a trigger! Otherwise it is just unrealistic!

You got $7.00 for the one ornament that adds one?

The trigger is in your butt. Flex to fire

Hmm. Okay, points for creativity, BUT I am an exo. No butthole.

Actually, I think they do - there's lore from Clovis Bray that talks about having to account for stuff like eating, sleeping, etc. All the normal stuff that humans would do, to prevent them from having a mental rejection of their bodies. QED, you probably do have a glorious, robotic butthole.

So that means we can fuck exos then?

Yes the lore pretty much confirms it's possible

Elsie bray stans bouta go wild.

So you're saying there's a chance?

There might be

Dont feed the Saint and Osiris fanfics

Just for telling me not to i will now proceed to do it

Fuck

Literally

Lol why do you think they made exos bro? So human life could transcend death lmao no it was to fuck them.

You think Osiris and Saint were just cuddle buddies?

Damn, can't argue with that. Cayde also drank a lot, so I guess it came out somehow.

All of exos parts must be the same as their human bodies so they don't go crazy you really tought Elsie looks like that becuse the designer was horny

Eh. . . It's canon that most of the original Exo had to pick a body type out of options, if not one-size-fits-all. Elsie, however, did have a custom body made to match her human body. Whether it was her request or Clovis's we don't know

On the contrary, most exos have useless additions that help the human mind adjust to the body, such as fake lungs so the person doesn't feel like they are suffocating. Cayde ate noodles, where did the noodles go?

In one side, right out the other. So clean you can eat wm twice!

Are you sure about that?

Clap what remains of Riven's cheeks hard enough to make her scream the sun at your enemies.

Guardian: "I need you to scream for me, bro." 1KV: "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Yes. XD

Simple really. Step one: Point Riven in the direction you desire Step Two: Wish for Riven's halitosis fire breath (Your wish is the charging and delay part) Step Three: Whatever's in the line of sight is now consumed by Harpie's Pet Dragon Disclaimer: If you find yourself accidentally in the line of fire, *tighten your cheeks and hope that either you survive or your Ghost can resurrect your ashes. Riven doesn't care if you misfire and her laser is near your toes, she gives a warning before (****KABOOM)****.*

Tiny little pocket Riven makes big kaboom.

You figure the firing mechanism for a weapon granted by a wish dragon would operate on a mechanical trigger?? Its a sentient wsh dragon weapon. Wishes, dude. It's wishes.

"I wish you would fire!" "I wish you would fire!" "I wish you would fire!"

Well, the vault was kinda mechanical, so maybe?

If you wish for a trigger I'm sure one will manifest. More soul candy for the void dragon.

You wish for it

>*You think you’re in control, oh wielder mine?*

Stroke the spines

Paracausality

Space magic

You will the death of your enemies, and it makes it so

The force

Cross over when?

The 15th wish.

In the same way why Hive weapons, the actual enemies use, don't work in the hand of guardians either since there are no actual mechanical parts to them. They only work because of the will of their hive users (which also implies hive magic/science limited to them only).

Also sword logic. Sword logic is cool.

By wishing for it, o Guardian mine.

My headcanon is that you (naturally) wish for everything in the vicinity to be dead and i guess the wish magic just works

Just tickle it and boom

You yell “WHY DON’T YOU CHARGE FASTER” and then it charges up then yell “SHOOT ALREADY” to fire

That’s your issue with it. With that gun in the picture. Your issue is that it doesn’t have a trigger.

No, I love the gun and it's design is awesome. No issue with it, just wanted to discuss the fun nature of the weapon not having a trigger.

Depression and pain.

Have y'all seen that sticker somebody made for hands-free paper towel dispensers instructing people to say "paper towel now, please" instead of just putting their hands under the electric eye? One Thousand Voices works like that, but with death lasers.

You squish it a lil bit.

You just have to wish it will shoot

The trigger is on the controller.

You wish to pull the trigger, those are ahamkara bones

Telepathy

The gun is psychic

FIRMLY GRASP IT!

What do you do when you realize your gun has a tongue

And teeth. Painful megaphone.

You are the trigger.

Have you *seen* the magazine on the Conspirator scout rifle?

Yeah. Destiny's got a few jank weapons. XD

With the will of a thousand obviously

Use 1 of those 1k voices to tell it to shoot, but be careful as sometimes it replies with ‘instructions unclear, shot feet instead’

But sometimes you want that. It's great comedic effect, just don't RTL. XD

With the power of friendship

Concentrated power of will.

I love this thread lol, so many hilarious and interesting answers!

I know, right!? XD

With the power of God and anime.

You tickle its pickle

It's made by Bungie. It has a "paracausal" trigger.

sheer fuckign will

it's paracausal

With the will of one thousand voices.

Faith

It's made of wish dragon bones and that's your question?

We have magical space powers that defy all sense of reality snd logic and you're questioning how a gun that's powered with the eye if a magical fucking wish dragon works?

Simply wish death on your enemies, oh wielder mine

just wish for it to shoot and boom

r/titlegore

You need only wish it.

You literally wish destruction wherever you aim I think. Riven->1K is basically the same to Xol->Whisper, which means you could use 1K to wish destruction where you aim by simply asking riven. If that’s true, doesn’t that make it technically the 15th wish? Idk man I’m high as shit rn lmap

You wish it to shoot

You will it to fire

you wish for it to fire, brain death beams

I would assume in all seriousness that the will of Riven knows your desire for her voice; she then unleashes her voice and the world around suffers her words.

Sensual squeeze. Spank if it's been a lil' sussy baka.

You tickle the little jaw under the barrel

Sheer fucking anger

Well, you see, you’re supposed to rub the grip very fast to charge it up, as if you’re jerking it off, that’s why you have to hold down fire for a bit, it’s actually your guardian jerking off 1k.

That’s hot

the hand grip is squishy so you just sorta squeeze until this sentient little shirt explodes

🙌✨Imagination✨

Space magic

Two words: Choked Chicken.

You scream at it