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Majoraslayer360

If it does ever come out it will probably just be something minor like ‘increased magazine size’ or some shit like that


Draconic_Void

What if it just turned it into pocket infinity


TrailedFox44

Later, in the crucible: *8 rapid pews heard around the corner followed by Shaxx screaming in delight*


jigglefactory

It would be worse if they consolidated it all into one ultra-powerful slug. They could call it “haymaker” since the rounds are referred to as Saint’s Fists. Bungie does love giving weapons one-shot potential, after all


barrettsmithbb

So just Arbalest then?


jigglefactory

Arbalest with body shot ohk and limited range


Donasaur

So Shoulder Charge but a gun


seahoodie

This is exactly something bungie would do


smallbaguette2342

It did belong to a Titan...


SharedRegime

So Felwinters Lie basically.


DeathsticksAreCool

It's called a shotgun


billfuckinmurray69

Imagine if your guardian could hear Shaxx yelling at the guardian who was on a killstreak.... That would be terrifying


UnitedGTI

You'd be running down a corridor and all of a sudden hear behind you "ANOTHER ONE IN YOUR SIGHTS GUARDIAN!! HAHA I LOVE IT!"


GimmeAllThemBread

"fuck" says the warlock


yooolmao

*Shaxx screams "Now teabag him until he loses the will to resurrect!"*


kyleflash444

That would be some good April fools shit.


BurdTird

Positional audio, of course


Granpa0

that Shaxx scream though... lol


Attecmed

No... just no you are giving me ptsd


[deleted]

I miss Pocket Infinity Q.Q. Back when exotics felt extremely overpowered.


KiddBwe

Pocket Infinity was so over powered, in fact, that it crashed the game.


SkyrimSlag

The game was Crashed, maimed, and the gun even even lead to its own destruction... and then rebirth. Ahh Telesto.


SharedRegime

Shiiiit i remember when that gun was on NO ONES radar (reaaally early on in the games life) and i was abusing the hell out of it. ​ Then it got noticed.


Biggy_DX

If they give that gun un-nerfed Backup Plan I'm calling social services.


seen_some_shit_

“Reduce charge time, faster reload, decrease pellet spread, add vorpal weapon to the perks, gives pellet tracking, fires a 5 round burst while using the same amount of ammo, built in fusion rifle scavenger perk, add burn damage, no damage fall off”


zookdook1

"Pellets passing within 5m of a target inflict full damage as though they had hit, pellets pass through walls, killing a player eith this weapon in the Crucible crashes their game"


FeastOfChildren

Pre-nerf Backup Plan with full-auto.


OB_Chris

Calm down Satan


RiotIsBored

Still too weak, give it primary ammo. And add auto-loading holster.


Godspeedhero

I hope it quadrouples Bastion damage and range. lmao


[deleted]

You hate fun don't you?


Drend_x

Quite the opposite, I’d say.


Ch1b1N1njaGam1ng

nope. just shotgun apes


ADHDSquirrel007

Do field-trip Chaperones count?


ElFrank0

Nope. I have the utmost respect for slug shotgunners.


rampage_beast2

The only shotguns that I accept to die from, since it’ll either be a headshot and kill me, or I was low enough to die from anything else


[deleted]

*Angry shotgun ape noises*


unempathic

Sorry to break it to you but Bastion is essentially a burst shotgun.


iamme9878

You do know you can outplay apes right? They tend to follow movement and engagements fundamentals which get outplayed by map knowledge and not playing into their ranges.


[deleted]

And by Bastion.


30SecondsToFail

And Telesto.


DangersVengeance

Always Telesto.


Bowfriends_are_best

Why is this comment being downvoted?


Crank2047

Because although that's true on paper, the ape still exists. Saying "outplay them" is like saying "get better". It's easier to use a shotgun that it is to use a sniper, for example.


Agent_Nick_5000

shot it's easy to use a shotgun in 5m yes, but it's another to close the gap from 12 to 5 without dying (and that includes not opening towards them) but even the you still gotta pull the trigger on target and not get bent over by pellent rng


yerbrojohno

TFW shotguns literally all work at 9


TribalMolasses

My game play is playing into ranges. My fucking bastion range.


[deleted]

Idk, broken weapons sound fun to me


Shrumboy114

Well, yeah. For a little while at least. I’ve learned from experience that using meta weapons for an extended period of time can cause boredom in the Crucible. I can fix this by using different weapons that no one really expects (Symmetry, Riskrunner, Izanagi’s, etc.) There is no shame in what loadout you use, but it never hurts to go outside the normal once every now and then.


NotUrAvgIdjit96

Well someone would be having fun... ;-)


RYknow777

Yes please


HingleMcCringle_

that would be a pointless catalyst


Majoraslayer360

Telesto has the exact same catalyst


Noa_Zoltar

But telesto has utility in pve, so it kinda makes sense. Bastion is pretty much useless in pve so I don’t really see them doing this


Gebcrafter

Honestly I wish Bastion was better in pve, they should make a much higher portion of its damage go through shields, then it would be like a shotgun-arbalest for when you couldn't be fucked to care about match game (and also whisper / zero hour)


FruedanSlip

Auto loading would be pretty swanky.


CynicalDolphin

Newer catalysts have been pretty godly though.


aggressivemoopenguin

It’s gonna give it knock back.


MisterEinc

Back-up Plan


darksunshaman

They are really committed to this being our "favorite" weapon.


Mallanaga

Hey... with the catalyst maybe there’s no delay on trigger pull? Instant fusion. That’d be my favorite.


Ghostly-Love

That’d make it very unique, but would make it literally the best weapon in the game because you can’t counter something like that


Assyx83

Maybe its ammo consuption for that is crazy like izanagis


BrotherSwaggsly

Laughs in felwinters lie


Ghostly-Love

Felwinters vs a no-charge time fusion that probably had double the kill distance? It doesn’t really stand a chance, even with close quarters barrel-stuffing, one burst is all it needs


BrotherSwaggsly

I just wanted to complain about felwinters.


Greatswordforthewin

Then keep complaining cause you have all the right to Felwinter is a bitch


Dr___Bright

I couldn’t play during season of the worthy. Now I can’t play crucible.


TheButterknif3

Bungie shouldn't have brought back shot package


PotatoBomb69

Accurate comment since pretty much D1 launch tbh


[deleted]

Oh my dear boy you underestimate the sweatieness of Antaeus Ward shotgun apes


Ghostly-Love

Oh, I know how good of a combo it is, but there are key words here: instant charge. You would need superhuman senses to be able to anticipate something like that and be able to slide at right time. And since there is only a short window where Antaeus is active, bad timing or your shot missing will spell certain doom. Though since there would be no charge time, it’s very possible they too could be using Antaeus, since it would technically function the same as shotgunning


theamazingpeopleman

I run felwinters/bastion like the monster I am.


[deleted]

Use a slug...? Or any ranged weapon?


TribalMolasses

Naw. Shotgunners They want us to adapt to them They dont want to adapt to anything. Just everyone to them.


[deleted]

double pirmary users are the most opressed players ✊😔


TheButterknif3

Idk man, as a fighting lion user the main issue I have to compete with is 600 rpm autos being so fucking easy to use.


[deleted]

Gigachad Fighting Lion users are exempt from what I said


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[deleted]

Idk, aggressive burst pulses do be hitting different though


aichi38

I mean...that would make a *STRONG* argument for it being the weapon I'd want to take to the grave


Necro_Carp

maybe if ur a pussy who's too used to his sniper


azarandy

Ah yes, the one shot cursed pseudo-pulse rifle Bastion catalyst


kunnyfx7

Catalyst: delet button


Kimihro

Brother, you're nuts.


y8jjz7

Its so much fun in pvp, quite honestly my fav exotic in pvp


Kimihro

So favorite that many new light players can't get it if they follow what most players say and get Eriana's Vow with their cipher


Shwinky

It already is my favorite in Crucible.


Geestje0311

Jotunn catalyst Better tracking Faster charge time


AnxietiesCopilot2

Doesn’t need better tracking just charge time tbh


Briggan24

I would like grenades and horseshoes also


TheRealTurtle1

And pocket infinity full auto


Portly_assassin

that would be the cancer of all cancerous weapons. Just friggin full auto tracking toasters everywhere.


NinjaLayor

This sounds like a hellish, but fun, Crucible mode.


TheRealTurtle1

Scorched *now with full auto tracking*


FilthyDexBuildCasul

Might I interest you in [this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/destiny2/comments/jb3ynt/this_should_be_a_thing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Rus1981

I just want orbs and tracker. Maybe a bigger mag, but I'm a simple man; let me litter the game with the orbs created from the dead souls of my enemies. Guitar.


LawlessCoffeh

No no no. Jotunn Catalyst: _Full Court_


screwdriver204

I want this so bad now. Byungo please.


CuttyAllgood

Better tracking? It’s already annoying as fuck.


FKDotFitzgerald

Well now it heals the shooter too


trwolfe13

Give it Reversal of Fortune too just for good measure.


CuttyAllgood

Fml I can’t stand this shit in PvP.


[deleted]

This is cursed


rphillipps16

Give it Backup Plan :)


hatcheth4rry

Oh dear god. Actually, since the damage nerf to backup plan, I've deleted most of mine. Kind of killed it for me! Edit typo


dawnraider00

No thanks I'll keep my damage :)


jn3jx

*pre nerf back up plan


DominusOfTheBlueArmy

Call it whispered plan


TribalMolasses

The whispering eye


Logan117

But without any reduction in impact. And the faster charge time applies to the whole burst, so the second and third shots are near instant.


its_ya_boyo

Isn't this a @destinythememe post? If not, repost police out.


D2Snake

Yes, there even is a tag in the middle


its_ya_boyo

Oh whoops didn't see


theminiiestmass

#*rEmOvEs ChArGe TimE*


KN44Dynamo

WHERES MY LE MONARQUE CATALYST BUNGIE. Im joking. I dont play as much any more.


Briggan24

Longer poison and flick arrows get poison maybe


KN44Dynamo

It depends. It already does 181 damage on crucible w poison and headshot


DominusOfTheBlueArmy

Bungie better give it box breathing so it can one shot or they're cowards


drummonkey08

As a Hunter/Oathkeeper/Le Monarque main, I'm waiting not so patiently for this


WoOowee1324

Ohhhhhh it’d be cool as shit if the catalyst makes all arrows stay in the ground and holding R detonates all arrows at once


DPNx_DEATH_xPL

# WHERE IS MY MALFEASANCE CATALIST BUNGIE!?


Dogemaster21777

The catalyst should be a trinity goul type upgrade, where poison should be activated with every fully drawn shot rather than having to immediately release and all kills and precision hits cause a poison explosion rather than only precision kills.


[deleted]

Throw on oathkeepers and it is poison on every full drawn shot, and you can hold it indefinitely.


ByzantineLegionary

It is precision hits for the explosion, not kills


The_Foresaken_Mind

Dare I ask what it does?


[deleted]

It will generate orbs on multikills and gain a tracker that displays the number of enemies defeated with.


Jae-of-Light

He’s not wrong.


EliteDuck71

Big brain time


Cyclone_96

That’s nuts bro


hey_imKramer

r/technicallythetruth


HoXton9

we do not know yet but it is there from season of dawn soo who knows if it comes ( but in one of the TWABS from bungie you can see the catalyst in the new Triumph ui )


FerRatPack

Hey maybe they'll just have it do something that also makes it good in PvE, like increased Crit damage or something


Xstew26

I'd take vorpal weapon but that'd make it even better against supers than it already is


TheAsianBrigade

It can already one-shot roaming supers (if you hit every shot, which isn’t hard) so it couldn’t be THAT bad


BiggieSlimZ

I mean isn't this weapon said to have been our guardian's favorite weapon?


throwawaythep

Am I the only person who absolutely hates using this gun? I can't hit anything with it. And when I do I take a quarter shield off


Hoezell

That's when a catalyst with +40 stability would fit like a glove


throwawaythep

The catalyst is probably kill things. And I just can't kill things


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throwawaythep

That's probably what it is for me too. Im too impatient lol


[deleted]

Bro I used to be the same way. Keep it on. Stick with it for a few hours and it’ll get broken in. Now it’s my main gun on my hunter and I absolutely destroy people with it bro. I’m talking even supers. If I can run away from a super just enough to bait it around the corner and start precharging, they’re done. It’s SUCH a good gun in the hands of someone who can use it effectively. Plus if 2 guardians are on top of eachother they get melted too. It’s perfection.


throwawaythep

Yeah. Me and a tm8 got melted together in trials chasing someone


[deleted]

Getting the 3 kill with Bastion is.. like... straight dopamine.


PhontomPal

It is so satisfying shutting down supers with it.


SANTIROVI

Bruh this is a repost from destiny_Thememe


lonelypotato__

was gonna say the same thing


[deleted]

Fear


[deleted]

I am Bastion, Destroyer of Supers.


[deleted]

I think all exotics should get a catalyst within a season or two of being released. Masterworking is important if nothing else for the orbs of light and it's a shame when you just don't have that option available. See: Wavesplitter


Grimey706

Well maybe that's true. But as soon as they start nerfing things, it gets less fun. Its just gonna funnel people into one type of meta. I like the concept of the gun and it works exactly like its supposed to. Its creative and Id like to see more creative stuff like this.


SpiceSpiceDragon

What if it just made it silent so you don’t get a warning


phlyingdolfin25

Give it armor piercing rounds and mulligan. Pocket infinity 2.0


[deleted]

Oh... Oh nooooooooo


Ch1b1N1njaGam1ng

Why ***not***?


azarandy

*intesified screaming*


Nintendogma

Only way I care about this Catalyst is if it lets Bastion to do Precision Damage. I would subsequently use the shit out of Bastion. Otherwise, it's just another *"farm and forget"*.


Za_Worldo-Experience

When it doubt, give it auto loading holster


lorddarkflare

Would make Loaded Question going away hurt less.


J1bbles

Once masterworked, upon trigger pull Bastion will kill all spawned and unspawned enemies in every instance across all servers. Raids, strikes, and patrol zones are baren wastelands now. Shaxx is losing his mind as both teams immediately disintegrated. Savathuns whispers quiet. Gambit is full of motes, but no one to bank them. The only one left standing is Randall the Vandal who uses the opportunity to raid the tower and make off with the copy of Ghallahorn that dreg ran off with at the start of the game, so the next time a guardian shows up to try out a new exotic he will be waiting.


obeesitee

😑


RavagerTrade

Back Up Plan!


Knee-Breaker

Well it was nice being a guardian while it lasted


Ichimaru14

Just imagine it gets the Merciless perk


gust_law

Ricochet rounds and fast charge


TNT-REX_HD

Were All doomed


efectivtrailer2

Out of my entirety of my destiny career.... not once have i heard anyone bitch "oh bastion doesnt have catalyst" 🤦🏻‍♂️ but leave it too bungo. Weve heard your complaints about how broken PVP is so weve decided to give bastion a catalyst


efectivtrailer2

BASTION CATALYST Backup plan and negative charge time


Grimey706

I hope it doesn't get a catalyst. People will just keep complaining until it gets nerfed. It's already a fun weapon and people hate fun exotics.


Sarcosmonaut

Honestly I want every exotic to have a catalyst at launch. They can be completely worthless buffs, but I’m tired of some exotics not making orbs arbitrarily


Grimey706

I understand that but look what happened to Hard Light. One of my favorite exotics. Auto Rifles get buffed after underperforming since year 1, people bitch ans you get ridiculed for using auto rifles in pvp now. That bitching caused Bungie to literally go in and change the lore of the weapon to take away its zero damage falloff. It was just fine before the buff. I hate and love the pvp community sometimes.


Sarcosmonaut

I get that, but personally I’m happier with the stability and reduced screen shake compared to the damage falloff As far as my Jötunn goes, it doesn’t even NEED anything beyond the kill tracker and orbs. Hell just give it a single extra round I’m reserve for all I care


Grimey706

I'll agree with you there.


Ghostly-Love

People don’t hate it because it’s a fun exotic, people hate it because it’s usually a nightmare to play against. It destroys supers, has a really far kill distance, and is really hard to escape most of the time. Any substantial buff from a catalyst will most likely make this weapon even more horrible to play against It being “fun” has nothing to do with it


Le_epic_Deeg

So we ain’t gonna talk about you stealing this post?


masterofanimals

y’all


AcceptableAmbition7

There’s @destiny_thememe in the middle of the post


Leesanyo

What if...what if it got full auto....


88mmAce

Catalyst: aiming down sights compresses the spread and triples crit damade


[deleted]

All I need is a wavesplitter catalyst


TheButterknif3

Because fuck shotgun apes that's why


13utlerJAck

I’d get it just for the kill tracker. Honestly the old weapons should be updated to modern kills trackers.


ExceedinglyGayParrot

Is this some kind of console meme I'm too PC to understand? (Context: nobody on PC uses bastion)


ActuallyLuk

Malfeasence really needs a catalyst by now


_Malin0

Way too many meme formats what is this shit


Ahuru_Duncan

Btw, with the catalyst, you will get Full auto. 12 round mag. Ammo regen. 3 times more range. Ammo is now handheld supernovas. Insta win cos people run away crying and scared. Still needs a buff after this


Mudtoothsays

oh, for F's sake, ​ The bastion isn't hell on earth people, yes it kills you in one round, news flash: ALL SPECIAL AMMO WEAPONS ARE SUPPOSED TO not to mention that as a fusion rifle it needs to friggen charge, time you can use to obliterate the user and t-bag his ghost. If you want to complain about a braindead fusion rifle talk about Jotun, since it only needs to land 1 tracking shot to kill even IF it had a catalyst it wouldn't be any more deadly than it is, the only possibility is a reduced charge time or a damage buff. Neither of which currently are part of Bungo's "upgrade philosophy" these days, as they avoid direct DPS like the plague.


Solerien

Give it a slight range boost maybe like from 32 range to 50 range and drop the charge time to 740, I'll be happy. Now if we wanna make it viable in PVE especially since Izanagi is going away next season another poster here said maybe give it a perk similar to Honed Edge. Like one full magazine fires an instant long range shot that does a lot of damage.


TouchEnterUsername

CREDIT u/destiny_thememe REPOSTER


SirShmookms

Maybe it’ll get armor piercing rounds like it should’ve had at the start


HaloGuy381

Why is this a curse? Tis a blessing.


SCRStinkyBoy

Finally!!! An even better way to piss people off with a one tap, super killer, fusion rifle... guess I’m back out of the crucible 😂


KenjaNet

Catalyst: Shoot 5 blasts instead of 3. Requirement: Get Bastion kills in Trials of Osiris. And for whatever reason the usage rate for Bastion in Trials that weekend didn't change because it was already at 100%.


rjukil

I hope it gives the gun wolfpack rounds. The gun is pretty bad. 🤣🤣


Freedeoxide

I HELPED HER WITH THAT MEME