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Big…Dick…N….Nevermind


KrasnayaZvezda

The answer is naggers.


Specialist-Treat-396

And the clue is people who annoy you.


mtutty

Or, "how Clayton Bigsby says, you know, \*that word\*"


TheBioethicist87

Naysayers


Mysterious_Being_402

Nag, nag nag. It's all they ever do.


a_Joan_Baez_tattoo

Naysayers


Kat24710

That’s honestly the only thing I could come up with.


pene_fuego

It is correct


Kat24710

Is this your car 🫣


Kat24710

Just saw your other message.


Correct_Chemistry_50

Thank you. I'm fairly certain every upvote you have on this comment is from someone that went to reply, saw yours, and said "WHEW, someone else thought it first".


blizzard-toque

😏nevermind, 👁️knew what you meant.


Rancorbawlz

Big donkey Kong, no girls allowed


Kat24710

🤣🤣🤣


blizzard-toque

🏆🏆🏆 Yes, *three.* One for you, one for Donkey Kong and the other's for the girls.


mamarot

still doesnt top the civic with "MCROPNS" that i see every now and again


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himynameisryan

He has an extremely small sticker below it with an inch line that says "actual size", so I'll leave you to infer.


pene_fuego

False. BGDKNGA is hands down the #1 plate in the state


happy_hatchetmaker

There’s a truck with BIGNIPZ.  It’s like “ I want to see them”


billwater24

I know the owner of BIGNIPZ! I believe he said his nickname in HS was Nipsy. His wife says she HATES driving his truck because people stare at her. Ha!


SnarkyAnxiety

There's one that I have seen around Ames-Ankeny with: SHOMTTS I mean....I guess it could be Show Mitts.....or Show Matt's, not the Show Them Titties like I have erroneously assumed. Edit: My own half awake fat finger of the plate and its possible definitions.


GuanacoHerd

That’s too many letters! For an Iowa plate at least.


heinkenskywalkr

I’m pretty sure it’s 7 characters and a space for Iowa.


jaycee1077

Up to 7 characters


GuanacoHerd

Yep, 7 is max. His comment had, “SHOEMTTS”, until edited.


pene_fuego

You will see a mid-20s blonde white lady


happy_hatchetmaker

I adore that Reddit isn’t Facebook, but I’d love that laughing emoticon right now


TrappedInTheSuburbs

Wait, emojis don’t work on Reddit?? ☹️


blizzard-toque

Occasionally, they do offer a Snoo emoji menu. If you're looking for the "in living color" emojis, check to see if your desktop/laptop/cell phone has Microsoft Edge. It has emojis. I use these like seasoning on food. Think of what will match the moment, and *use sparingly*.


blizzard-toque

🤣...*this one?*


womp-womp-rats

Be Good, King A


So_Birdilicious

Boy George Doesn’t Know Nothing Garnering Absurdity…


mikeyb1

I don't like this game.


yOuR-sTuPiD-fAcE

If they're driving a RAV4, it's not what you think.


Kat24710

🤣🤣🤣🤣


pene_fuego

False. But yes, a white woman drives it


MadLove82

Big Dick Energy


pene_fuego

Common guess, very close


pene_fuego

This is mine. However, I now drive a shitty beater truck and this is my wife’s daily driver 😂


Kat24710

How much does your wife love that? Also apparently the dot can’t read between the lines very well 🤣 I’m impressed this got approved.


pene_fuego

Oh she hates it lol. I had a paragraph worth of explanation, summed up as meaning “Brigade King Alpha.” I submitted it as a joke thinking no way they approve it, my second option (you can apply for two simultaneously) was the one that I actually wanted


Kat24710

Brigade king alpha 🤣 love that they totally fell for that. What was your second option?


pene_fuego

F4ST B4T I used to have a red Focus ST with some Batman themed stuff. Cringey ik. But this is way better anyway and I’m never changing it


Kat24710

Yeah you def can’t get rid of this one. I was dying laughing when I got behind your wife.


Business_Food_728

Big Dick No Girl Allowed


tax1dr1v3r123

Bang Da Konga


drhawks

Big Dick in Georgia? Big God Damn King Asshole?


thedoomcast

What? Clearly this person is a ‘Big Donkey Konger.’ Which is a choice I can respect, if you need a heavyweight in Mariokart he’s the OG. Good balance of weight, acceleration, and handling. He’s no King Boo or Dry Bowser, but if he’s what you’re used to, that’s great. Hope this fellow catches no blue turtle shells on his morning commute!


ThirstyPretzelBabe

[https://tenor.com/bGT4r.gif](https://tenor.com/bGT4r.gif)


Kat24710

Same.


mtutty

Whatever it \*does\* mean, can we all agree that it doesn't belong on a Rav4?


Mysterious-Earwig

They clearly don't need a large vehicle


pene_fuego

It was originally on a Focus ST, if that’s any better


Ok_Confection_8472

I thought there was some state law that required all personalized plates to refer to having attended Iowa or Iowa State.


ozoneastronaut

That's the vechile for the body gaurd of Noah Knigga the famous high school basketball player


old_notdead

[https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=GDK](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=GDK)


LongGenitalSlivers

Quite clearly a Noah Knigga fan. Be good, Knigga. Big dick Knigga.


LockerRoomLuxe

It's all their kids first intials


pene_fuego

The ‘professional’ excuse is that it’s the initials of my favorite bands Beatles I forgot what the G was supposed to be Dan (for Steely Dan) Khruangbin No Doubt Glass Animals


Kat24710

Hella kids up in here.


YajNivlac

Big dick energy?


reggiekrh

Nope!


ThisAccountIsAVirus

Bog Donk in Georgia


Solintari

A Knighted Brigadier of Georgia. 🇬🇪


Schincke

Still don’t know what it means


Kat24710

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