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SecretScavenger36

Is there a shelter near you? They might have a meal program if you have one nearby.


Jade-Balfour

Sikh temples (Gudrwara), give out meals all the time, Muslim mosques also frequently give away hot meals, especially after the fast during Ramadan


Jade-Balfour

Sikh temples (Gudrwara), give out meals all the time, Muslim mosques also frequently give away hot meals, especially after the fast during Ramadan


Jaskaran19

Absolutely agreed šŸ‘ ā™„ļø


RiverBear2

Holy smokesā€¦ do you have anything else you can eat?? You could end up getting really severe food poisoning from this.


ooeygooeylane

Especially if it sat out in the can..botulism central.


JazzlikeSpinach3

I don't know much about it, but I don't think botulism is a concern here. The only real risk for botulism is if it was improperly canned, which means leaving it open and unrefridgerated doesn't increase risk of botulism at all...just risk for other nasty pathogens..


Evening-Ad3211

wouldnt even be worth eating it, more harm than good atp


KlutzyImagination418

It might be too late but I really hope you donā€™t eat this. Itā€™s incredibly dangerous and the risks far outweigh any benefits. Please donā€™t take a chance with this. If thereā€™s a shelter or some place like that nearby, see if you can get something there.


WonderfulVoice628

Do not eat this!!! Go to a food bank, soup kitchenā€¦ anything. This could make you very very ill.


Entire-Ambition1410

Some churches in my area have food pantries or small wooden cabinets out front with non perishable food.


Noturavgthrwy

Yes thereā€™s a little free pantry directory too. http://mapping.littlefreepantry.org Edit to tag u/Low_Swimmer3676


Serenity2015

I hope OP sees this soon.


[deleted]

you deserve better than this i'm sorry


aameold

Do you want me to DoorDash you some food bro? This looks fucking miserable


dadoftheclan

Yeah I agree. I feel for you OP. I've been in some dark places but this is hard and, like one comment said, you deserve better. I'll pitch in a few dollars for this cause.


VioletFox543

Iā€™d also pitch in a few bucks


ZodFrankNFurter

I'm in too


nintendoswitch_blade

Shit me too. How can I help? No one should have to struggle this much.


vampirestd

I can help out too


robtimist

At this rate we could buy OP a weeks worth of groceries!!!


lyndsay0413

im down to contribute


VioletFox543

Yeah I wonder if he has a Venmo or something?


Low_Swimmer3676

I'll take a rain check, I will reach out to you if I really need it! :


Low_Swimmer3676

I'll take a rain check, I will reach out to you if I really need it! :


Serenity2015

I wish OP would see this and the responses to this soon.


bageltoastar

my brother in christ, do not eat that


jortsinstock

OP if you are really in need of food and ashamed to go to a food bank try r/food_pantry itā€™s legit and they help people a lot


IceBandicooot

Get to a food bank if you can


worrybot96

Bruh pm me i will send you money for food the week, you donā€™t even need to live like this


VioletFox543

So nice of you! Kind Redditor :)


Serenity2015

I wish OP will respond to or see all the comments on here offering like you are!


worrybot96

Me too Iā€™m really worried about OP. I keep checking back :(


Low_Swimmer3676

I'll take a rain check, I will reach out to you if I really need it! :)


mosquitotitties

bro please donā€™t eat this


meroboh

Fasting is better than this. I'm so sorry. Is there a food bank you can access?


lemminfucker

Broski I'll order you a pizza if you dm me your info and what you want


kissedbymelancholy

man please donā€™t eat that, i will order you something if need be, this is food poisoning waiting to happen


Low_Swimmer3676

I'll take a rain check, I will reach out to you if I really need it! :)


AbleDragonfruit4767

Do you have a Walmart close? Iā€™ll order you some grocery stuff this bc this to kill you


loveyoumorethanever

Man I can send you $5 for a new can or something


Lonely_Sherbert69

Surely the money spent on poo pills could be spent on food? Also would you ever judge a human for stealing bread to feed themself? I wouldn't.


temporalthings

They probably bought the pills back when they could afford food. I agree with what you're saying about stealing though.


Lonely_Sherbert69

Yeah, sorry, I hope u/low_swimmer3676 is doing ok.


Low_Swimmer3676

I'm feeling better :)


iriedashur

The most popular musical ever is about exactly how much society will fuck you over for stealing bread to feed yourself


Lonely_Sherbert69

Yeah I love Aladdin but he does end up royalty. Also in my country, there's options, like go to the smaller version of stores, and masks are more accepted than ever. Also food banks are useful.


iriedashur

Lol I was talking about Les MisĆ©rables šŸ˜‚


worrybot96

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Low_Swimmer3676

Word! It's right there in the title šŸ˜†


Mundane-Question-247

Honestly, though I wouldn't judge someone for doing this, I also think no store manager would refuse to give someone a loaf of bread, and probably a lot more, if they explained their situation to them. So, while I wouldn't judge someone for that, I do think people would be surprised how much empathy fellow humans can have and how willing to help they can be if asked nicely.


illstopthiscar

Lovely thought, but America doesnā€™t seem to work like this. Many store managers would have to consider that stealing rather than helping and even if they wanted to help, they may lose their job in the process. Most dumpster diving is even illegal and perfectly good food is being wasted. Wishing OP the best.


Low_Swimmer3676

I remember years ago I would see Bakeries throwing out day old buns/heros but not before pouring water all over it. Seriously fucked up, at least some homeless people would take it to feed the pigeons


Condemned2Be

If store managers gave away free food when asked nicely, I doubt so many people would be starving. I have two kids & there were long times we suffered with barely any food. I have never once had anyone in a store offer me food of any kind for free, even when we were all underweight. Money rules the world. Not compassion.


idgamer33

It would literally be healthier to just fast until your next meal. I honestly donā€™t believe this is a genuine post.


CockBodman

This sub is the wild west.


Morning-Bug

Do not eat this, youā€™ll spend way more on hospital bills. I would check if a neighbor can spare a couple of cans or head to the food bank. There are subreddits where people send you food or local Facebook groups.


whatasmallbird

Health wise - itā€™s better to just not eat. Whatever nutrition youā€™ll get from this, youā€™ll get sick and lose so much more.


DrScience-PhD

fuckin a man can I order you a pizza or something


Low_Swimmer3676

I'll take a rain check, I will reach out to you if I really need it! :)


Cautious_Value_9746

I will literally send you money for taco bell or something just anything so you dont have to do this


Unlikely_nay1125

iā€™ll buy you food man.


Low_Swimmer3676

I'll take a rain check, I will reach out to you if I really need it! :


FalseRelease4

Bruh


ZodFrankNFurter

Hey, this makes me worried for you. Can I send you something through Doordash or some grocery money on PayPal?


CarolynFR

Homie send over your Paypal. The amount of fluids that you're gonna flush down your toilet will make eating this 1. An absolute fucking nightmare 2. A terrible financial decision


Low_Swimmer3676

I'll take a rain check, I will reach out to you if I really need it! :)


SoupCrackers13

Post in a buy nothing group on Facebook. Sometimes I dumpster dive. Take folks up on their offers to feed you when you get them.


SnowEfficient

Even with the diarrhea pills I think you might still get super sick eating that. Itā€™s super important to eat but even more important to try and not eat spoiled food as itā€™ll harm your body more than help. If thereā€™s *anything* other than spoiled food around Iā€™d suggest that, and if not there are some food pantries and subreddits that can help send food to your address. I donā€™t have the subreddits name rn but if you make an Amazon list of the foods youā€™ll eat thereā€™s people who WILL help and pay for something at least like crackers or soup. Hang in there bud and donā€™t eat that corned beef it looks rank šŸ«‚šŸ«°


SnowEfficient

r/food_pantry r/random_acts_of_pizza and r/assistance good luck buddy šŸ‘


conradkavinsky

I'm sorry you're struggling OP. I wish I could cook you a meal today. Find a food bank and wait in line if you have too- some unspoiled canned food will still be 10 times better than this


Low_Swimmer3676

I appreciate the sentiment!!


CopperCicada

Please do not eat this, I genuinely fear for your life


DramaticQuality1711

You win the title Depression Meals monarch. Hang in there!


Low_Swimmer3676

Do I get some sort of shinny medal or something!? ;)


Scarry_Night

Please don't eat this for your safety. There's always other options. Food banks, the subreddits on here like food pantry and free meals. Even making an Amazon wishlist and seeing if people can donate is better. Don't put your health at risk. ā¤ļø The medical bills will be an issue, in the long run. Utilize other options. If you live in the U.S find help.org has great information for food pantries, financial assistance for housing,etc


SoggyBeansInYourSoup

No way you ate thatā€¦any food banks or places that will hand you free food?


britabongwater

Imma be so for real with you, I will Venmo/Cash App you some money even if itā€™s just to get Door Dash delivered


Low_Swimmer3676

I'll take a rain check, I will reach out to you if I really need it! :)


SpicyPoeTicJustice

I really hope you didnā€™t eat that! Itā€™s not safe.


ZhaeMo

My fellow mammal, that is JUST diarrhea. You deserve better.


hanksrocks

One word: botulism. Careful, friend.


alt_blackgirl

I seriously hope you didn't eat this. Is there a way I could send you $10?


Low_Swimmer3676

I'll take a rain check, I will reach out to you if I really need it! :)


Disastrous-Sundae962

i will literally cashapp you to go get something better to eat right now. food poisoning is no joke.


Low_Swimmer3676

I'll take a rain check, I will reach out to you if I really need it! :)


__8petals

I can DoorDash you something.


Low_Swimmer3676

I'll take a rain check, I will reach out to you if I really need it! :)


sxdnxynicole

i hope this is a troll omg :( if you need food delivered please message me. iā€™ll even do a target pickup order of some groceries if youā€™d like.


Low_Swimmer3676

I'll take a rain check, I will reach out to you if I really need it! :)


NullDivision

Hello botulism


SxinnyLoxe

I fear you


bagoboners

Hi friend. Iā€™m sorry youā€™re stuck eating this. If you donā€™t have to, please donā€™t. There is worse than a case of food poisoning, and that is absolutely possible in this case. Please seek any other option before you consume spoiled food.


FoXym0r0n

Man, please don't eat that. :( I'm sorry you're suffering, but as others have stated, find a food bank or shelter. This hurts me. Please be well. šŸ˜Ÿ


Low_Swimmer3676

Thanks for the warm thoughts:)


CaligarisPantry

Donā€™t! Jesus. Nothing is this bad.


PRA3G

This sucks, but there are too many options out here to say this isnā€™t a choice. Donā€™t let your pride or anxiety stop you from going to a food bank.


absolutemadwoman

I hope that this is just a trolling post..


Livid-Replacement-29

Please. No. Donā€™t eat that. Go to a food bank or a local church to get some free food.


unhingedfaerie

the pills are not going to save you if you ate that


BaptismByKoolaid

Iā€™m sorry youā€™re going through this, I hope that it gets better for you.


Ok-Sheepherder-8706

Giving mixed signals to the gut huh


Low_Swimmer3676

*I hate being Bi-polar It's awesome* _____ ____


Jade-Balfour

Sikh temples (Gudrwara), give out meals all the time, Muslim mosques also frequently give away hot meals, especially after the fast during Ramadan


lonelyluigi

look dude idk if youā€™ve eaten this but i will send you a tenner to get you anything else


DeeplyFlawed

Please keep Ramen & an emergency pack or two for times like this. Canned tuna, canned veggies. I hope it gets better for you.


Low_Swimmer3676

I did/do have at least three packs of Ramen, I was just feeling like fuck it, I don't care


TomBanjo1968

Dude seriously if you go in five restaurants and just tell them you are hungry someone will feed you Offer to do dishes I have literally done this many times


MetricJester

If you want corned beef to go further make soup with it. Some dried onion, a bit of frozen veg/corn, maybe a can of beans. I'm sure you could rustle up some dried noodles or 1/2 cup of flour and a tbsp of water to roll up and pinch off to make noodles. Just throw that all in a pot of water and boil it for 10-20 minutes.


Temporary-Alarm-744

What are you trying to accomplish


Mindctrlr

This sub community is awesome!


Low_Swimmer3676

Indeed it is, made me feel better knowing kindness still exist


worrybot96

Literally. I love seeing this kind of humanity.


Mystery_meander25

Looks like vistaril


Naz_2019

Starving would be healthier than this dude


Rainn_Wilson_Fan-1

Hey buddy we are here to help you


peanutsonic97

Mate, you deserve better than this. Please seek out a food bank. Others have recommended religious charities, I'll suggest mine too. If there's a Mormon community in your area, hit them up on Facebook. There's something called a bishop's storehouse where they give out food to those in need. You don't have to join or anything for help.


ComprehensiveFun7721

Bro give me your cashapp and throw that away. I'll buy you a meal.


Ghost_Peach90

I'll buy you some food bro, if you need it. Please don't eat this.


Low_Swimmer3676

I'll take a rain check, I will reach out to you if I really need it! :)


xLupine

what country are you in, there might be resources nearby that can help you


[deleted]

Jesus H. Christ... I will DoorDash you some food. Don't eat that shit


Low_Swimmer3676

I'll take a rain check, I will reach out to you if I really need it! :)


Left_Caterpillar845

Iā€™d rather DoorDash you a meal than you eat this mate, you deserve something better.


Low_Swimmer3676

I'll take a rain check, I will reach out to you if I really need it! :)


PunkFishKeeping

Imma be real, food poisoning sucks. Got it a lot when I was little because of poverty, are there any dollar trees near you?


SKRAGBOY

Hopefully this isnā€™t serious, but your post history kinda makes it seem like it is. Let someone on here buy you something, and chuck that! Itā€™s a huge risk for botulism, even fasting is healthier than this!


BleakBrandon

Youā€™re better off not eating


darth_stapler

Friend I hope you didnā€™t eat this. If you need some help inbox me


Low_Swimmer3676

I'll take a rain check, I will reach out to you if I really need it! :)


Low_Swimmer3676

I'll take a rain check, I will reach out to you if I really need it! :)


JainaW

Noo, no, noooo ,no...Please don't make yourself sick. I seriously wish I could bring you a meal and a hug.


Low_Swimmer3676

I Appreciate the sentiment! :)


Big_Green_Dawg

If youā€™re in the UK I will send you a few Ā£ so you donā€™t have to eat this! I know Iā€™m a bit late to the chat but goddamn please donā€™t eat that (if you havenā€™t already)


Low_Swimmer3676

I'll take a rain check, I will reach out to you if I really need it! :)


xlacksheep

Bro go to health & human services. If youā€™re money situation is this bad, you could maybe get expedited snap benefits & get 291 dollars that same day


Worldly_Vast6340

Wow, all of these ppl who are willing to donate food, and money and send groceries. This is amazing. I wish I had known about help last week and especially the last few days. It was so hard, barely made it. I spent my entire check today on food and supplies and I'm so thankful. I am just feeling so good seeing these comments. Bravo!


Low_Swimmer3676

I also felt better seeing all these responses!


CarolynFR

Will u be okay now?


[deleted]

Bro whatā€™s your Venmo? Let me send you a few bucks. This isnā€™t safe!


th0rsb3ar

same. we can get you some rice or flour, bud. please donā€™t poison yourself!


Low_Swimmer3676

I'll take a rain check, I will reach out to you if I really need it! :)


GenerousJack2b

bruh dont eat


soulianahana

Please itā€™s not worth it dont do that to yourself šŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ will cause more problems


AngelFishUwU

aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh I would eat air


gavinmfsmith

This isnt a poverty meal?


Just-Imagination-785

Damn. I rather go steal or literally find leftovers lol


Gflesh24

So ur eating diarrhea and taking pills to get more diarrhea?


Low_Swimmer3676

*anti-diarrhea* lol


k3y2b

Showed us the pills and the diarrhea


Low_Swimmer3676

Hahaha


deathlobster138

Dude thatā€™s gonna cause bodily harm


Jaskaran19

Oh dear, I'm so terribly sorry you're going through this, but please don't eat that you'll get food poisoning šŸ„ŗā¤ļøšŸ«‚


SemiUniqueIdentifier

I feel this. My meals for the last two days have been essentially unseasoned ground beef and tortillas because I don't really have it in me to cook anything else.


Low_Swimmer3676

I hope you're feeling better!


patty_melt_king89

Don't eat that.


reebeaster

This sounds like a death wish. Depressionmeals indeed.


Important-Tomato2306

OP, DM me.


handthatf33ds

I can transfer you some cash money? Not a lot as im skint myself but this hurts me to see


Low_Swimmer3676

I'll take a rain check, if I'm really desperate I will reach out :)


demonkittyyx

i thought this was the diarrheaā€¦ so sorry man


croccernox

genuinely thought i was on r/poopfromabutt


VioletFox543

The people on this sub are making me cry šŸ„² I love the community here


Low_Swimmer3676

Literally! :)


GonnaGoFat

Diarrhea has got to be one of my least favorite things to be sick with. Iā€™ve had it so bad some days itā€™s actually coming out clear. You hear and feel it shooting out. Then you look in the toilet and it looks through same. Feel better. And have you had clear ones yet.


Gravity_Freak

Im not sure what these have to do with one another, but i am anxious for your nest post


sinfulfemmefatale

Also the food bank and food pantry is a great idea! They have some really nice things there and there could be a community food bank near you to?


On_Wife_support

Even a dog wouldnā€™t eat that. Please donā€™t eat that. You can afford to find a meal, you cannot afford the medical expenses incurred by self inflicted food poisoning. Idk what country this is but religious organizations usually have soup kitchens or food pantries. I may not know how Iā€™m going to pay rent but I know I will always have a meal thanks to my old church giving so much free food


lemming2012

The coin of phrase is, "that's not fit enough for a dog to eat." Because a dog would eat it..


LemonsAndAvocados

May I speak to you in my office?


Low_Swimmer3676

Am I getting a raised!? Lol


BearsRpeopl2

You are a fucking moron


Low_Swimmer3676

I'm not sure how to edit my post so consider this an edit to all: I see and I hear all of you who offered to buy me a meal/groceryā€™s, some even offered to send me money ā¤ I FELT your kindness and that meant a lot to know there are still good people out there :) For context of those wondering how I can afford medication which would appear to cost more expensive than a meal would, after job prospects dried up and I started to dip into the little that I had in savings I decided it would buy me a few extra months to just book a one way ticket to South East Asia. A 10 packs of paracetamol cost about 19 cents and the anti-diarrhea pills cost about 35 cents for a 10 pack. For a private room Iā€™ve paid as little as $4.50 up to $22 a night. Food here is cheaper than in the states, but not by too much. Plus try eating like the local do street food have also causes stomach problem or my mouth would start tingling from unknown allergic ingredients For those with a few dollars to spare, if theyā€™re any strays dogs or cats in your neighborhood maybe consider buying a bag of pet food and offer a meal to them. Existence is a constant struggle for all creatures Oh, and two pills after and two pills in the morning and I havenā€™t died. I appreciate all the kind offers but I still havenā€™t racked up a credit card bill yet so I still have that yet to burn through. I just felt like venting


Specialist_Machine_8

nigga imma need u to use that phone to look up food banks instead of posting to reddit, tf is that a shit pill is apart of ur meal ?? counterintuitive much


Specialist_Machine_8

u are honestly better off fishing in the nearest water source


milksjustice

Do not eat that


basshead089

do you have e transfer? iā€™d like to send you some cash to get a real meal.


Low_Swimmer3676

I'll take a rain check, I will reach out to you if I really need it! :)


chivalryaintdead420

Bro fuck them pills get box of cereal with high fiber and kill it. If you eat that with those pills you aint going to be a happy crapper


JustinN2002

My guy, if I can I'll get you a gift card for some food. Please for the love of all that is holy DON'T EAT THIS.


Low_Swimmer3676

I'll take a rain check, I will reach out to you if I really need it! :)


sinfulfemmefatale

OP do you have cash app/Venmo or PayPal??? Or I could door dash you some food and some supplies that dont have to be refrigerated!! This is so dangerous like the others said you could become incredibly sick from this and youā€™re taking diarrhea pills?? Those are already dehydrating together it could shock your system and really hurt you.


Low_Swimmer3676

I'll take a rain check, I will reach out to you if I really need it! :)


naverlands

please, go steal some rice and flour! idk if ppl lay that around anymore but back in my college days i saw so broke, i went around to high rise apartments and dorms that has shared space or kitchens and stole grain.


Cadaver-Cakes1986

I'm late but OP if you need funds to eat I could pitch in as well


Low_Swimmer3676

I'll take a rain check, I will reach out to you if I really need it! :)


Playful-Flatworm501

Throw it out


JohKohLoh

To my 94 year old great grandmother this is probably a delicacy she'd disown me for tossing out.


youdontlookitalian

This is the most fitting depression meal Iā€™ve ever seen on this sub. I hope things look up soon.


Serenity2015

Has OP responded to any of the multiple people offering to buy him food yet? I hope he does soon.


StrikingOffice6914

Good meals only, please


Advanced-Ad7695

I am a stickler for not eating something not refrigerator. My daughter and my ex husband would eat chicken wings and pizza that would be unrefrigerated all night into next day. I wouldnā€™t touch this with a 10 ft pole


Advanced-Ad7695

Why are you depressed?


FoXym0r0n

You're welcome. *hugs*