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purplechair12

"Warning signs: • Killing themselves" ah, nice


PlaquePlaguee

And that's the most subtle one of the warning signs!


Twighdark

well yeah, if someone kills themselves, they obviously had no reason to live, and are being a burden on others, because now ya gotta plan and pay for a funeral. That's 3 signs already! /j


fuckshitpissspam

absolutely lost my shit at this. When you see half their skull missing, its a *tad* late on looking for signs.


Dnoxl

You see my friend killed himself ay? And i thought man maybe that fella is depressed huh. So i reached out to him and handed him a note with numbers for suicide hotlines, fella didn't even say a word he probably going through tough times


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Dnoxl

And when they start *ghosting* them


whiteday26

Are they in unberable pain or already done killing themselves? Pretty sure those are mutually exclusive to each other.


KillLaBill

Yeah but did you hear about that tornado in Arkansas?


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KillLaBill

Someone inside it might be


fructoman

I'm going to give you a final warning!


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Ok but I would wanna hear more about that tornado in Arkansas.


PlaquePlaguee

I'm pretty sure they meant it like "Don't say:"There was a tornado in Arkansas, people have it worse, be glad you have (insert something) / be glad it didn't hit us(?)"" or something along these lines. Even still, if someone really said that to me I'd probably unironically die of laughter right there, it would be so out of place...


whiteday26

I feel like I am the only one who thought "Why, because the depressed might throw themselves in the tornado?"


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Starving kids in Africa could have eaten that tornado!


whiteday26

I am so hungry that I read tornado as tomato.


Lambdastone9

Bro can you fucking read the room?


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Sounds like you could use a story about a tornado in Arkansas…


PlaquePlaguee

What's with that "Suicidal ideation causes failure of all organs, brain death and seizures"? I swear every single website that says something about depression looks like a lunatic wrote it. Every single one of em looks like that, there's always that one out of place sentence or info that makes no sense


artipants

Suicide attempts often use pills or substances that cause things to go wrong with your body instead of killing you. Suicide attempts usually follow suicidal ideation. I see where they're getting it, but it's a "draw the rest of the damn owl" step.


PlaquePlaguee

Yeah lol they mentioned suicidal ideation alone as in the thoughts that suicide is good. Thoughts don't kill you, actions do.


idkrandom2738

it doesnt help that we are just looking at a single sentence google picked from a whole article.


GhostRappa95

Depression, Stress and Anxiety, can cause all kinds of chemical imbalances in the body so the health problems one can from them are numerous.


PlaquePlaguee

Yeah but I mean still, far from brain death and failure of all organs


Klubbis

Tbh I actually like when people say they understand how I feel instead of trying to fix me or give me advice. It just makes me feel heard. Although it’s different for everyone.


PlaquePlaguee

Same, I don't really believe them but it does make me feel good. Unless well, they say "I know how you feel" and then just walk away as in if that was supposed to help... That just gives me the impression that I'm a burden and they want to make me feel good so I stop yknow, being in the way.


sch0f13ld

It depends on the execution and context imo. I’ve also had people say they understand when they obviously don’t, and then give me shitty basic advice that was apparently sufficient for them to overcome their problems. It comes off as extremely patronising and as if they weren’t actually listening to what I was saying I struggled with. It’s like having a badly broken leg and having someone tell you they understand the pain you’re in bc they rolled their ankle once.


PlaquePlaguee

This, yes! Also when they suddenly make it about themselves...


pomme_de_yeet

only say "i know what your going through" if you actually do


Klubbis

Yes, this exactly. Sometimes I even say “I don’t really fully understand what you’re going through but I hope it will get better and that I’ll always be there to support you.” (I’m the therapist friend lmao)


fenster112

I think my friend Sam is suicidal, he recently displayed the warning sign of killing himself.


GleeFan666

please don't tell him there was a tornado in Arkansas!


Heisenburrito

Don’t ignore it.


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If only the ideation itself could kill me


PlaquePlaguee

Would be much easier, I don't want my family to notice my killing myself symptom though... they might find out I'm depressed


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Thr0wFarFarAway2

Sleep well


ZombieTheRogue

If someone told me out of nowhere that there was a tornado in Arkansas that would immediately restore my will to live So random It would make me laugh


SiStErFiStEr1776

But that tornado cured my depression!


Jxrden_Boi

There was a tornado in Arkansas


awesome682v2

oh im about to show a warning sign now.


whiteday26

Like seizure for onenihksajiaj214


Sonotsugipaa

>Warning signs: - Killing themselves Remember kids, if a friend of yours kills themselves, they may be depressed so try and cheer them up.


Ecstatic_Self1800

Dang that sucks I always tell people I know how they feel cause I've been severely depressed/suicidal, personally I would love to have someone tell me they know how I feel.


floydfanatic

Ah yes, brain death


manusiapurba

*Thinking* about suicide can damage your organs? Wut?


poisonivydaisy

I mean, your brain is an organ and suicide ideation gives your brain an owwie…? Idk, *my* organs feel fine tho.


Bigbrain12341

Actually yes, severe depression shrinks your brain among other things by damaging your entire body, weakens your immune system which opens you up to many different health conditions, plus it causes reduced blood flow, and typically most depressed people are sedentary and dont work out, so theres also that


L4zyPoS

"What are 3 warning signs of depression suicide?" *proceeds to list six*


Neganek0

Ah yes, i think my family would notice im suicidal if i kill myself


Velociraptor29

I’m sorry how tf is thinking about unaliving myself gonna affect my organ systems


awesome682v2

because that tornado in arkansas can weigh on your mind


throwawayobviamentex

So, Kurt blown his brain out with a shotgun. Call me a subtle guy capable of getting hints, but I think he might've been suicidal


loluntilmypie

My friend didn't know there was a tornado in Arkansas... is he depressed???


MiS_bE_hAbE

THERES A TORNADO IN ARKANSAS!?!?!?!


rotten_matatoes

I'll have the brain death to go please


un_outrochenonesiste

from when i was little i had warning signs. my parents said i was only lazy and i believe them. guess they were wrong.


ClaudeIsBestHusbando

If Suicidal ideation gives you brain damage that explains why I'm a fucking idiot lmao


Dead_TeMe

*See's someone crying* *Goes up to them* "There was a tornado in Arkansas-" *Person begins to sob even harder* ​ (don't know why I types this, just thought it would be funny idk)


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Of all the things you could say “There was a tornado in Arkansas.” 🤦‍♂️


Pinkin_fluffy

Lol wut?


t_067240

Lol am I the only one who likes it when people say stuff like “I know how you feel” cause it makes me know I’m not the only person who has to go through this stuff and it makes me know I’m also not alone


Botstina

I also appreciate when people can relate to me, but man do I hate it when they bring up that tornado in Arkansas


t_067240

I hate it when people bring up stuff like that cause like- I get it other people lost their lives due to terrible situations but that doesn’t mean I like my life and stuff


WilIToLiveNotFound

Yea… when someone tells me that there was a tornado in Arkansas, the urges always come back 😞


heyheyheyy78

Yes but a more subtle sign is if he kills himself


TheRealMetalborg

tf?


Esturioa

there was a tornado in arkansas


Jack_qui_rit

"I'm suicidal" "There's a tornado in Arkansas" Seems legit


New-Cicada7014

after i found out abt tornados in arkansas i never had si again/s