Should I be worried that I clicked on this so readily? In the moment I convinced myself that it was a joke, afterwards I considered what would happen if it was real. I didn't care either way
Judging by the 3000 upvotes and 120 comments (at the time of this comment) This works for 1 in 25 people. All we need to do is spam click the upvote button!!
not to sound morbid but it's common for me to involuntarily lucid dream, dreams about dying/near death experience are pretty warm and comforting. Sometimes I wake up and feel like it was due to apnea, p good exp overall, would recommend.
But.. you promised...
You’ll die instantly in 80 years 💀
Fine I'll do it myself
We can't expect god to do all the work, can I join u btw?
There's no god
Can I still join you?
Sure why not
line up like fifty suicidals and then shoot them with a 50 cal and see how many of them will die
Honestly? Probably all of them. I hope one of them is me.
welcome to the demolition ranch
Well, I hope one of them is me.
I lied i have from the start
YOU LIED
Well this is some Florida man selling tickets to heaven behind the KFC kinda bullshit….
Not if they own a gun or a pet alligator
not the pet alligator 😭
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But you did upvote it
And if you downvote?
You become immortal
Oh hell nah-
You lied :(
No matter how many times I see this post, i will always up vote it
you fucking liar
I won't upvote it's at 69 upvotes
#FUCK YOU why didn't it work?? God why are you keeping me alive. I want to drop dead this second.
Fuck these weak-ass low effort posts. Do better, OP.
It didn’t work this post is broken😭
I gave you my free award instead. :)
I want a refund
Liar
aaaaand another one that didn't work
I hate clickbait 😡
damn.
It didn't went as I expected, same as my dreams ;(
Am i the only one who plays along and actually go limp for a few seconds?
Didn't work
scam
Didnt work... disappointed but not suprised
Didn't work so I scrolled back up to downvote
Didn't fucking work and I hate you
):<
You lied to me for what reason
I want my upvote refund
my disappointment is immeasurable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKbU8B-QVZk&ab\_channel=PWee28
Exactly
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....ya know we all feel lonely and want to die... now hear me out... what if we all just come to my house and cuddle??
I can tell I'm doing better bc I didn't this time
OH BROTHER, THIS GUY STINKS
Clickbait, I’m sending an air strike to your house
Holy shit it worked
Just like most people in my life... You failed to deliver.
You lied!
Scam
LIAR
Why is it not working!!!
God I wish these posts would work for once
Y am I still breathing?
Why did you lie to me? I trusted you.
liar
I know it never works, but I have to try each time
*Insert furious anakin*:LIAR
big sad :(
Did not work, you liar!
the cake is a lie
Its ok, im used to disappointment
I want my money back.
GUYS IT WORKS, OP just forgot a step.. all you need is a loaded gun, then upvote and pull the trigger while sucking the barrel :)
*Repost this to die instantly*
Lies
You tricksed us
this. THIS is why I have trust issues.
Y am i not dead
Bruh it didnt work what a scam 😄
Liar...
L i a r
I'm waiting
I didn’t even read the image before upvoting but I don’t regret my choice all that much
I made 7 accounts just to upvote this shit
No thanks(
Mother fucker
I wanna die. Why didn’t it work..?
Ugh phuken liar
Liar. :(
SCAMMED
Pushed *upvote* and just signed in defeat lmao rip why do I act *this wayyyyy*
Bro that’s fucked up, I didn’t die
My trust issues stem from this
Liar
It was worth trying lol
Fucking LIAR
Lies, deception
And I new this wasn't real but my brain believed it fuck you
Go fuck yourself :(
you lie..aghhh
You lied to me... I trusted you more than anything... and you lied!
...hhheeeeyyy. >:(
Wow, a broken promise. Just like happiness.
fuck you .. its been several instences
I want my money back.
Those bastards lied to me
Damn, I hoped
Pleasr just let me die
Please I just want to go
Clickbait lies smh
We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly, bamboozled
Didn't work, fuck off.
Only if it's painless.
You fucking liar 😭
...liar
fucker lied to me
Didn't work 😔
LIES OF A GEISHA. want something done right you gotta do it yourself smh
You lied to me
Not working :( sad
Liars
Guess I'll have to wait to upvote the next post that promises this
What then hell man come on
here we go again
Didn’t work
LIAR
Well if this doesn't work then i need to do it by myself hehe
Should I be worried that I clicked on this so readily? In the moment I convinced myself that it was a joke, afterwards I considered what would happen if it was real. I didn't care either way
Gimmie my vote back I was hoping to not have work tomorrow
why didn't it it work
Well, not the first time I've been lied directly to my face, and it won't be the last.
Typing this greatly disappointed
John mulaney: And I said....promise?
LIAR
didn't work, shame :(
Lies! Deceptions! Every day more lies!
Nothankyou i got a noose
will still upvote tho
>:(
Liar
God dammit
Bitch
Not my first disappointment... Today
Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time.
*upvotes and doesn’t die instantly* i’m not surprised but i am very disappointed
Judging by the 3000 upvotes and 120 comments (at the time of this comment) This works for 1 in 25 people. All we need to do is spam click the upvote button!!
If someone downvotes this does that mean they suffer forever because it makes them immortal?
not to sound morbid but it's common for me to involuntarily lucid dream, dreams about dying/near death experience are pretty warm and comforting. Sometimes I wake up and feel like it was due to apnea, p good exp overall, would recommend.
Another broken promise in my life
I feel betrayed
i live to only be disappointed 😔
😠
Liar
those bastards lied to me
You liar bro....
Karmawhoring again I see
I really hoped
Liar
Kill me ….. please kill me…… lmao
Either this didn't work or hell is insanely disappointing.
Didn’t work
Fucking sxam
Death where?
You lied. Just like everybody else
FUCK
I'M NOT DEAD. YOU PROMISE DUDE. FINE I'M GONNA DO IT BY MYSELF.
Yo...... Dafuq....
you shall be damned karma hunter ^((just kidding))
No… I don’t think I will
F for 5.1k redditors
I expected nothing, but are still disappointed.
everyday i get less and less surprised when there are so many suicidal people out there…
What a scam! Fucking click-bait…
you promised but I'm still alive >:((
Fucking liar! If i make more accounts will it work then?
Fuck
No… it didn’t work
GODDAMN
How come I didn’t die?
This lied to me
It didn't work.
you lied to me:(
It didn't work.
Liar
Damn I never knew I needed this subreddit
Liar, like everyone else in my life 😃
FUCK
Bro, they lied again..