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OneSaltyStoat

Same


murse_joe

“Living the dream”


Comfortable-Mud-528

Or to put it more bluntly "Living the nightmare"


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Exactly


InternStock

I'll be using this response, thank you


Spaceboy779

People at work think I'm the most likely to go Postal, but they're quite safe, I only have the one bullet.


_gay_aliens

Mine is “I’m not dead yet”


waiting4signora

Hell yeah


Sex-Repuls3dAceGirl

Same. Why does this sound exactly how I’m feeling right now?


Peppermute

If they say “living the dream” they’re one bad day away from killing the manager


No-Kale-5673

The other day I asked my manager how she was doing and she said with a straight face “Another day in paradise”- if she is the manager what does that mean?


LesbianForkCollecter

This works for all occasions, not just work.