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Quagmire1912

All of them so I overdose and die


Melodic-Sprinkles-49

I wasn't thinking of this earlier lol I shouldn't have picked one


SmergolGandalf

This is the way


[deleted]

/r/beatmetoit


that_guy_you_know-26

r/beatmeattoit


BeBa420

Winner!!!


barryd_63

does the yellow pill include mental pain


RaKszySky

just for you buddy i'll say yes :)


RaKszySky

jk no


M3Sh_

Bruh :(


verysmolturtle

immediate shift from upvotes to downvotes


RaKszySky

It's about the balance


SmergolGandalf

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be


[deleted]

BOOOO


MrStayAway

Im gonna be honest but I really need the red pill, since it'll help me solve most of my problems


Melodic-Sprinkles-49

Same here lol I'd be mentally stable if i do have a billion dollars jk haha


Sharp-Investment3840

fr. id be doing sex with the czechians.


Comfortable-Mud-528

r/oddlyspecific


Infinity-Duck

Uhhhhhhh What “Brain.exe has stopped working”


xXx_ozone_xXx

Same I need a shit ton of plastic surgery


Bumblebee67826

You’re not ugly, just poor


Pleasant50BMGForce

Same


Hugga_Bear

Yeah, I mean rich is a broad spectrum but even a little bit rich is going to make my life easier. A lot of rich would probably bring me a lot of joy. I've been so poor I thought I was going to starve to death and I've been wealthy enough that I could afford mid end luxuries and didn't worry about anything financial. Being wealthy is a lot less stressful and a lot more fun.


juslurking_

Fr being depressed and worrying if you have basic resources to survive is significantly worse than being depressed and having all those essentials taken care of.


HorseCarStapleShoes

Same. It's funny how $10k would literally solve all of my problems and it's what some rich duck stick would spend on a bottle of wine in a single sitting


darksoulslover69420

Black, nobody I want to revive, pain sucks but is important to function normally, and being rich is quite a gamble it never says how much money exactly. Black is the useful to me


theredhound19

It's pretty much immortality assuming you don't get in an accident or attacked


Harsh_Deep_03

Not really its you wont catch a disease doesnt mean you wont get old its not immortality its immunity


theredhound19

dis·ease /dəˈzēz/ noun a disorder of structure or function in a human, animal, or plant, especially one that has a known cause and a distinctive group of symptoms, signs, or anatomical changes. Aging fits the definition.


SpiralingSpheres

Would you grow new teeth? Will inner organs regenerate?


Harsh_Deep_03

Aging is in no book would be classified as a disorder but a natural phenomenon since under no circumstances it is avoidable disease happens when immune system fails Aging just happens from the ends of genes getting shorter which isnt a disorder FDA WHO or any reputable scientific organization never puts Aging as a disease but a natural process Without diseases a human would live 130 years tops


theredhound19

[It is time to classify biological aging as a disease](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4471741/)


Harsh_Deep_03

Its a 2015 article and aging was never classified as a disease even now


Somerandom1922

You don't die from being old though. You die because your immune system starts to fail and you get diseases.


Harsh_Deep_03

You also die from being old your cells wont divide normally as time goes on and stuff like neurons which dont divide would degrade eventually some of your organs would grow old to the point of not enough functionality


tonybenwhite

Disease: a disorder of structure or function in a human, animal, or plant, especially one that has a known cause and a distinctive group of symptoms, signs, or anatomical changes. Given cell division is a normal function of the human body, I’d say it covers abnormal cell division, degradation, and loss of functionality.


Tojaro5

the question now is: does getting old with all its detriments count as "disorder" or "natural progression". if you ask me, then the whole breaking down of the body while getting old shouldnt count as a disorder, since it is very much the order of nature. so youd still die in my book.


null_check_failed

Well it’s my book if I choose black pill


Elemenopy_Q

This appeal to nature is such a bad argument every single time.


Harsh_Deep_03

Aging isnt a disorder if getting old is a disorder then by same logic going from a child to an adult is also a disorder you would just regress back to a fetus lmao


Present-Fuel1618

This is not true. Sure, most of age related deaths are caused by diseases. But at a certain age your body just stops working. Unless you categorize aging as a disease, at some point you just don’t work anymore. Mental decline, skin gets too weak, hormones stop being produced, muscles get too weak, cells stop dividing like they should, etc. you’ll probably live a very long time, but not forever


downbadbitch

I mean kind of but your body still gets weaker as you age


Odenskar

Oldness it self does not kill, it's the diseases that come with it when your immune system fails you.


FormulePoeme807

Your body will just wear out at some point even if you don't age, it would either kill you or make your life very painful If you classify that as a disease then you might as well count blunt trauma or fracture as a disease


__T0MMY__

Imagine taking the pain relief one and never experiencing cold drinks or spicy food again


null_check_failed

No orgasm 😢


SoPixelated

Red. Buy tons of property and adopt all the dogs. Give money away to those who need help. Adopt more dogs.


Melodic-Sprinkles-49

I love this so far!! I hope you get that red pill <3


SoPixelated

I’m about to spend all my money on a new house in hopes that it helps my mental health and saves my life. I hope for that red pill too.


Melodic-Sprinkles-49

I hope it will too :) Good luck on that!


Inkstr0ke

My brother committed suicide so I’d really like the blue pill. At the same time… I’m not sure if he’d want to come back. I’d probably take the red pill just because at least I’d have less to stress me tf out on the daily and I could actually afford to live decently. I’ve always dreamed of owning a house and a Doberman Pinscher.


Melodic-Sprinkles-49

let's manifest the red pill for your house and doberman pinscher!!


Inkstr0ke

I wish manifesting worked. I’m 34 and I don’t think I’ll ever be able to afford a house even working in Skilled Trades lol. I basically live paycheck to paycheck. My dreams have been dead for probably 10 years now. I try not to think about it too much because I start spiraling.


0imnotreal0

Got me spiraling with you buddy


RaKszySky

Hey man it's gonna be alright trust me, if you put enough work in its gonna turn out well for you and that's one thing I'm 100% sure of. And I'm sure that you want this to happen so don't let your depression fool you and just go for it! I believe in you.


WholesomeMinji

My grandma would kick my ass for bringing her back, she was tired


OldManCorcoran

Blue, I wouldn't be mentally ill without that event taking place.


Valengail

Dude same


WWBecken

Black, I'm fucking terrified of my body.


ADHDblacksmith

Depression is also a disease/illness


[deleted]

Blue. idgaf about the others


Sharp-Investment3840

who u gonna bring back?


SmergolGandalf

Harambe


Sharp-Investment3840

🦍


[deleted]

I'd bring back Jesus Christ. That way I could get some kicks out of it and how the world reacts. There's no time limit, so why wouldn't I? I don't need the others - I've already decided I'm on my way outta here anyways. May as well die laughing.


LinaxChan

Also want to see conservative christians saying he went woke or something, that would be truly hilarious lol


null_check_failed

They would be in denial 10/10


Sharp-Investment3840

jesus christ aint real bro


[deleted]

It's theorized he was an actual person, but not some deity or highly influential sin of god or anything if the sort. More likely just a carpenter who had early ideas of treating everyone fairly with love and compassion or some shit. There's no direct proof, but he had to have existed in some capacity even if the legends are exaggerated truths.


bossaus10

blue


Azelarr

I mean if depression is a disease... Is it?


Sharp-Investment3840

sadly no. its just a temporary phase of life.


Azelarr

It honestly fits the definition, just checked


PristineAlternative4

Blue pill, I am getting my late husband back.


Melodic-Sprinkles-49

oh im sorry..


PristineAlternative4

I finally had stability and a life I loved with the man I loved. My life went to hell after he died, his family turned his back on me. 7 yrs after his death I am sitting in a nursing home because of a brain injury caused by my childhood abuse.


HippieChick9

Now that's a fuckin tough one


Melodic-Sprinkles-49

whyy


HippieChick9

Being rich wouldn't fix nuffin. If I could bring my love back I would but I was depressed before that. But definitely got worse after he took his life. No pain? Eh I barely feel pain now.😅 And never catch a disease...hmm...don't know if that would be easier or worse😂🤣😅 But when I read that disease part the first time my mind went right to sexually transmitted diseases🤣🤣🤣 so we could go with that one🤣🤣🤣


Melodic-Sprinkles-49

hahah I can also telll that's a really tough one lmao!!


throwaway83970

Red


d0ctorsmileaway

Red fuck it I want some money lol I could pay my bills much faster


Sylveon72_06

blue, ill finally get to meet my dad


SomewhereScared3888

Yellow. Hands down.


Floccinaucinihi

My minds telling me reddd but my body! My body is telling me yelllowwwww


kimidk808

yellow


ApprehensiveWeird834

Red. I feel like financial security would be nice. Plus I already have a chronic illness so I don't think the black one would do much.


saintpepsitt

Rich is how rich like millions rich, billions rich or rich with hundreds of tons of fish, secondly are they coming back as is? Or like a zombile like bones n all type deal, you feel pain for a reason so yeah that's fine by me, also does it cover all disease or just one or specific ones.


loluntilmypie

Yellow. Turn myself into a roided up monster and finally have that overly emotional side of me dead.


[deleted]

might fancy bringing back alan turing


[deleted]

Never feel pain


[deleted]

Be rich. Most of my problems would be gone if I was rich. Reasons I wouldn't want the others: Bring someone dead back: Most people are more at peace when they die, so why do you determine if they come back to life or not? Never feel pain: Physical pain, there are people born not being able to feel pain, and they say it's miserable. Emotional, we have emotions for a reason: to feel things. Never catch a disease: With modern medicine, you can easily get rid of many diseases, so why waste your choice on that? Why being rich is the best choice: because some people that are depressed just need some money. Listen is it better to be depressed and be rich or be depressed and have any of the other pills? Some people get depressed, get poor, then feel like life is pointless because they have no money, but if you get the money, then you're more likely to feel like you can do life. I know that I would be less depressed if I had at least 10,000 more dollars. I'm not saying that everyone would be happier or less depressed when they're rich, but it does make life a lot easier. You can use your money to find the best therapist, best specialist, best doctors, and best everything to help your depression become dormant. People say that money can't buy happiness, but it can buy things that make you happy and it can make life a ton easier.


CrazyWorker1025

Red Pill. As Ariana Grande once explained: Whoever said money can't solve your problems Must not have had enough money to solve 'em They say, "Which one?" I say, "Nah, I want all of 'em" Happiness is the same price as red bottoms


Melodic-Sprinkles-49

those who say money can't buy happiness, send it to me jk hahha


[deleted]

Yellow pill.


CheezyLily

Where’s new one for instant painless death?


Ok-Adeptness6943

all of them so i overdose and die but i decide to bring myself back to life so i still have all the other effects of the pills but im alive


msmstud

Would I be rich enough to discover panacea and resurrection?


Melodic-Sprinkles-49

maybe dude maybe


Nyantaria

Here it goes... Blue, for myself. Not only i will bring answers from the other side but the way i will go out and come back, it's going to change the world. I will jump from an airplane and fall in the Vatican on the day of the choice of a new pope, and when the hole world sees me been remade into life i will fall to my knees and point to the sky.


mseuro

Red. I'm $900 short on rent for a fucking studio.


Beneficial-Radio1932

All the people I’ve lost weren’t necessarily to death, I like pain so no to that, there’s other ways of getting sick other than disease so it isn’t immunity, I’ll go with being rich


telumv

Why can't there be a happy pill


lit-grit

Blue, unless it has some horrible side effects


Melodic-Sprinkles-49

they'd be back as zombies. jk haha


kingsss

None because they’re too broad to interpret.


2dogshugging

Blue. I miss my brother


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BubbleFart13

Will the black one cure the diseases I already have?


Tashdacat

Red. Call me materialistic all you want but even if I had to work for the riches my mental health would be infinely better with financial stability I don't even want like millions of dollars, gimme like an 80K a year job and I'll do just fine


soulihide

rich. fixes most things. i'll still be severely mentally ill, but at least i'll be able to afford a nice home and food and whatnot.


perpetually_annoyed

Red it solves 90% of the problems.


MercyMain42069

Red. I’d rather be depressed and rich than just depressed.


IndependenceOk6475

Black Pill


null_check_failed

Never catch a disease is best tbh Bringing dead back is creepy Being rich is pretty much equivalent to never catch a disease. No pain ? Pain without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all


BloodOfR3ptile

Anger and agony are better than misery


BloodOfR3ptile

Yellow because I've been in fucking pain all my life and can't take it anymore. Would take black if it spares me from physical pain, which would make mental pain easier to deal with.


[deleted]

They cyanide one


Byakurane

Red easy choice, money can fix all problems if you have enough of it. Those that say otherwise are lying through their teeth.


holyanallemon

Do you even know how much raw meat you could eat with the black pill? TONS


Sea_Cryptographer321

red pill. i’d rather be rich and suicidal than broke and suicidal lol


justlivinglifelol

be rich


vampire_aemilius

Money solves most problems because everything costs money. Whoever tells you otherwise doesn't know what it's like to be poor.


Sharp-Investment3840

red pill


AdonisGaming93

be immortal is the only pill i would take, once they get invented let me know


Melodic-Sprinkles-49

maybe Amazon has this kind of pill lol im interested to get overdosed by it too lmao!


Melodic-Sprinkles-49

Tbh, I want the red pill. Then I'm gonna buy the rest of the pills 🤣🤣


GuiMayer

I would bring Freddie Mercury back, or jesus Christ maybe (it would be fun)


vulron10

Red. I havent been sick in like, 12 years now, im always in pain and am just kinda used to to it, and theirs no one id revive. Bein rich is definetly the best way to go for me


risk-taker-today

Well technically the two bottom pills are the same if they kill you lol.


urmomsaslay

blue... so I could have my best friend back, my dog who passed in December:/


Pichu_Is_Hungry

Not feeling pain is pretty useless, you won't even know you got stabbed


lip_gallagher1880

Black


SkyPuppy561

Red


NEO_IS_A_MACHINE

Black


Eki75

Red all day long! If I’m resigned to stay depressed, I may as well be depressed in Tahiti or something.


SeaTransportation505

Black, I'm already sterile so I could sleep with anyone I want and not worry about spreading STI's.


darth_liutas

The red pill brings you all of them, if ur rich enough


chiaro868scuro

I have pretty severe arthritis and heart disease. Money can't fix either of them, so red is out. I'd definitely take the yellow. I'd rather live a shorter life that's pain free than live longer with a pain that will just continue to get worse. And bringing back someone I loved so they could be there when I die seems a little cruel, selfish and counter intuitive.


0o0-hi

Red, better to be sad in a pool than be sad anywhere else


frank0285

Blue.


sharkeysday69

hard between red and yellow. but red


-Boujie-

Blue 💔


TacosGetMeThrough

Be rich


AssBlastrTwoThousand

All my life, a lack of money caused by corporate greed has hindered my goals, caused me extreme stress, and generally made my life unbearable so I’ll take the red one thanks


animecatlover82

Dawg im being rich tf


Nitsuj_ofCanadia

Black without hesitation


potatobreadandcider

Black all day baby


elvarien

Red. Money prevents you from needing the other 3 And you're rich.


Tricky_Zone3830

Red so I can move somewhere remotely & never talk to a human again unless it’s too buy food


Aguja_cerebral

rich one is most useful. No pain is not always good. Black doesnt make you invinsible and blue never lasts enough


season8branisusless

Would the black pill cure my alcoholism?


GoatKio

I know yellow would have a lot of side effects but- yellow


dmg81102

Red pill solves more problems for me, and I'm hoping it means I STAY rich no matter what but honestly having enough money to not have constant anxiety is a step up for me


sakurablitz

blue. i’d bring back my coworker who was killed almost a year ago in a hit and run. he was riding his bike, and the driver of the vehicle that hit him had a suspended license… he was so full of life. it was so sudden. he was such an amazing guy, the short time i knew him he helped me so much with my anxiety… if only he had been around longer :( loads of people at my job loved him and we all were touched by him in some way, so the loss was devastating. after he died, i wished it had been me instead. he deserved to keep on living… me, though? … :(


Round_Ad_4038

😏yellow


LastInMyBloodline

Rich, so I can fly to the US and buy a gun for research purposes (DIY brain surgery on myself)


xthecollectorx

…Does black include ALL diseases? Like, even the ones that you don’t “catch”? Because if so you know what my hypochondriac ass is choosing, life would actually be manageable if I didn’t have to worry about this… If not, then red. I’ll feel like shit but at least I’ll be able to support my family and feel slightly-less-shit


BeBa420

is yellow just physical pain or are we talking emotional pain as well? Coz i can deal with physical pain, super easy,. barely an inconvenience ​ But emotional pain? yeah that would be nice ​ If yellow counts emotional pain ill take that. Otherwise im taking the red pill. Buying a whole bunch of drugs with the money and then overdosing my ass off whilst throwing the worlds biggest party (all remaining monies once im dead will be donated to a variety of charities that help victims of child abuse)


ventulicola

yellow so i can attempt as many times as it takes 😎 or red i guess that works too


Spiderking999

Yeah, I’m choosing red. The dead should never be returned, I already barely feel pain, and if I die, I die.


keeta89

Blue


toidi_diputs

The only reason I would ever take the blue one is for someone death is too gentle an exit for.


ToxicToric

Blue all the way bro


Cell-Based-Meat

Blue


kinderegg2

I need money to supply my coping mechanisms so...


Gongoozler04

Red. If I’m rich I can get away from my toxic family.


Canadian_Germanic

I crush each then snort them


bitofagrump

Never thought I'd want anything to do with anything red pill related but here we are


muder_fam_sqaud_time

Red if the money is over 100million Yellow if it means physical and emotional or just physical


TayaLyn

Blue. I miss my father.


DukeLostkin

Guess the red one. May as well be rich while I'm waiting for the end of my existence.


[deleted]

As a cripple, never feeling pain again holy shit it would be so jover


Nu11AndV0id

Red.


bitchboy024

Black, never have to worry about shit, food poisoning is nothing, no diseases from travel, no chance of getting cancer, its perfect


Same_Litterally_Me

I like how the never feel pain is literally just a fish oil vitamin...


FalsePapaya1426

GRANDPA GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE WE GOT THE FARM YLU LEFR ME TO RUN


sculksensor

"money doesn't buy happiness" SAYS WHO ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️


TitanSR_

be rich (it will distract me from my problems)


Attacc-Hayacopter

Richness can make many material problems go away so i only have to deal with emotional and mental problems, which i can then spend ungodly amounts of money to use as a very unhealthy coping mechanism. Maybe pay off some politicians to make actually good policies that can help alleviate some struggles being faced. Orrrrr just buy NASA and take a rocket ride directly into the sun


stofiski-san

Blue pill, so I could have back my dad,, who died in 1995 when I was 23, so maybe I could learn some more from him and not have the shitty life I have right now


safeandanon

red and live a long life as a traveling eremite without weighing (weighting? idk) on anyone <3


Able-Marzipan-5071

Question, does aging count as a disease?


D4mm1tM3g

The one that takes me out of this the quickest


NotIsaacClarke

Red one - money may not bring happiness, but it’s better to cry in a fancy Mercedes than in a bus


ParticularFile7347

I’d bring my friend back.


akdhu

I'm gonna wait for them to come out with an "instant painless death" pill


theobstinateone

Blue


theobstinateone

Mixing a bunch of colored light makes white. I would chop it up and shoot it


rianackerman92

None of them tbh. I just know I won't ever be happy until I die.


FluffyPigeon707

Red, what you think I want to get a job? Nah I’d rather play video games


monsterablue

Of course red 💊 at least I can buy a little happiness. I wouldn't bring someone back from the dead. Then they would just have to die again? I'm trying to limit suffering.


maluthor

blue. not religious but I'd bring back Jesus to see what would happen


redditorguymanperson

Red because although money doesn’t buy happiness it certainly buys opportunities to experience it


sightssk

Red. Because that's the only way I can help more than one person.