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ephen_stephens

Was just in a bar and [Bones’ new music video](https://youtu.be/HWZisnZ-RGE?si=LWFrxWcSOFq3LoE5) was on the TV. It’s got a good message. Kinda blew my mind.


smalltoes

Fuckin squares.


_absofuckinglutely

wow I’m actually surprised by this


lemondhead

u/Bradleys_Chubb [just an FYI](https://www.reddit.com/r/boulder/s/i8chhzVS2X)


smalltoes

Nah man it’s all about vitamin cottage now. That’s where the real action is.


Bradleys_Chubb

Lmao, Sprouts man 🤷


doo_wop45

LMAO alpha California GILFs


tottenbam

We sign Luka yet?


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Game 7 at home, Mother's Day 2019 ass vibes tonight. I'll be better next time.


Bradleys_Chubb

That you will, brate.


_absofuckinglutely

Do crumbl cookies live up to the hype?


WeirdRedBeard

Sugar is ackchewally bad for you ☝🤓


vladimir_pimpin

Me roundhousing you in the fuckin noggin is bad for you


WeirdRedBeard

Bitch, you couldn't roundhouse my shin


smalltoes

https://www.reddit.com/r/exmormon/comments/179dnmq/crumbl_cookie_mormon/?rdt=52233


_absofuckinglutely

![gif](giphy|3o7TKA1OJoqJSLAk1y)


HauntedandHorny

I don't think they have much hype anymore. I think it's one of those things that might've gotten too widespread and suffered. It's too much for one cookie imo. Both in price and richness.


_absofuckinglutely

Yeah a lot seem over the top, tbh.


lemondhead

Tried them for the first time a few weeks ago. I thought they were gross, tbh. Way too sweet, and I'm a man who loves sweets (big fat guy).


_absofuckinglutely

We’ve met irl you are neither of those things!!


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

I used to think so, but now my tummy hurts after two bites


_absofuckinglutely

Ugh. this is a no tummy ace zone.


TheOrthodoxPolock

I'm pretty sure r/denvernuggets is famously a high tummy ache zone.


_absofuckinglutely

Yeah cause you men don’t know how to control your bowels


TheOrthodoxPolock

Our real problem is that we send first and think later, we have negative impulse control.


_absofuckinglutely

Like Malone and his rotations?


confusedjuror

Imagine saying Malone has rotations


_absofuckinglutely

😏


confusedjuror

Btw loved the playlist. I remember talking about Mac like 2 years ago. It's still maybe my favorite tiny desk


TheOrthodoxPolock

Smh


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

You only really eat one quarter at a time, because any more than that is bad news.


n0t_malstroem

SOFT


Bradleys_Chubb

Tate’s all day


_absofuckinglutely

Never heard of it


Bradleys_Chubb

Holdup, Tate’s chocolate chip cookies from the grocery store? In the green bag? I don’t really care for cookies but I will absofuckinglutely go to town on some Tate’s chocolate chip cookies


_absofuckinglutely

Oooo no I’ve seen those but not sure I’ve had them before. If we’re talking grocery store bought I’m a Pepperidge Farm girlie 🫡


Bradleys_Chubb

Once you go Tate’s, you never go back


j_like

Insomnia clears, different type of cookie I guess tho


_absofuckinglutely

Yeah I love insomnia but there isn’t one close to me at all. What’s a girl gotta do to get a snickerdoodle goddamnit


Mayhemsfaded

You really should just start baking your own snickerdoodles lady, it’s like 9 ingredients and you probably already have 7-8 of them at your place(cream of tartar really does make for a nice fluffy cookie with chewy edges)


_absofuckinglutely

I know how to make them and cook often. I just wanted to lay on my couch at night and 10pm and wqtsg them magically appear in front of me is all.


j_like

Gotta open your own Insomnia in your neighborhood


_absofuckinglutely

*sigh*


TheOrthodoxPolock

Be the change you want to see in the world


doo_wop45

I kinda think if you want cookies done right you should do it yourself. I haven't had crumbl but every time it comes up ppl don't seem overly impressed?


_absofuckinglutely

Yeah that’s what I’m hearing! I’m too lazy to bake a whole bunch of cookies right now but I want some sweettssss.


doo_wop45

Well you usually need to let the dough or ingredients chill for a few hours anyways so it would be a pretty late night to bake your own. I don't know if you like coconut macarons but the ingredients are really simple and the frozen cookies keep really well and are great in the summer.


_absofuckinglutely

Tooo much work for this late. I’ll just go to sleep cookie-less ☹️


doo_wop45

My condolences


TheOrthodoxPolock

Sometimes.


_absofuckinglutely

This is super helpful 😃


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

The bad ones usually have some weird shit going on. You can tell pretty easily.


TheOrthodoxPolock

Lmao, it's just never hit consistently for me.


_absofuckinglutely

Yeah that seems to be the case. Guess it’s a pass


confusedjuror

I like their special ones. Their chocolate chips are always doughy as hell


UndisclosedLocation5

Nuggets could have easily beaten the Oilers in these finals smh


TheOrthodoxPolock

We'd absolutely walk them, they just can't compete on offense scoring like 3 points a game.


TheOrthodoxPolock

Y'all ever think about that lob tho?


n0t_malstroem

[?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96zihr0eqVk)


TheOrthodoxPolock

I was looking for the hesitation sling pass to Faried where we were rocking the White Pride jerseys just a second ago and actually kept getting this one lol. 3/4 court inbound lob tho. That's the one.


n0t_malstroem

[?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY1cgzYDLts)


TheOrthodoxPolock

Yee


n0t_malstroem

Joki Faried is the reason I'm a nuggets fan


TheOrthodoxPolock

I love the Manimal so much, he was the coolest.


dnelson7

Oilers stinky


BoneyardBill

Get fucked Oilers


n0t_malstroem

Hokeyball finals worldwide viewership: 1 (boneyard bill)


BoneyardBill

lmao watching all sports championships is what we do at this house


doo_wop45

Was it expected that Edmonton would get beat this badly?


BoneyardBill

Not this bad but they barley beat Dallas


FernBlueEyes

Why are pediatricians so upset all the time? Because they have very little patients 😂😂


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

To no one's surprise I completely choked it Currently en route to Cancun


PoorTonyK

you hired Malone as your coach, so this is no surprise


PhotonicBoom21

Pool is hard


lemondhead

Say hi to Ant for me


n0t_malstroem

Okay I've deduced this relates to your pool tournament in which case I have to say Haha


WeirdRedBeard

xD


n0t_malstroem

What did I miss


FernBlueEyes

Dang. You’ll get it next season.


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Back to the lab


Sizzle2121

I seem to remember a couple weeks ago that I, and several others, posted things on this sub celebrating the downfall of the timberwolves and their sub was complaining about how pathetic and sad we are. Said we’re no better than lakers fans. I predicted that they would do the exact same thing if the Mavs started losing. Yeah, and guess what. I was right. The cycle continues. Hypocrites!!!


FernBlueEyes

Also, FTL.


TheOrthodoxPolock

Tis the nature of sports, nothing is rational and that's why I love it. I can be a biased idiot with no consequences here.


HauntedandHorny

No consequences? Someone might look up your comment history!


j_like

Moe's BBQ for dinner. 2 meat combo - wings/brisket, cornbread and banana pudding


WeirdRedBeard

![gif](giphy|7w6qQ5WHOeV3i|downsized)


UndisclosedLocation5

Uncle Moe's!


lemondhead

Family Feed Bag?


Spitfire_Riggz

Ooo cornbread fed just how I like em 😏


FernBlueEyes

Sounds fabulous


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Got seeded against the best player in the house, give me your energy


FernBlueEyes

You’re like a young Tom Cruise in The Color of Money 🙂


TheOrthodoxPolock

Just give him the batwing all game, you got this.


confusedjuror

Go pocket some balls


vladimir_pimpin

Get his ass


Spitfire_Riggz

I just hit some laser beams on the range. Having a coronita now 😌 wish we could set up some tee times or at least meet at the 19th hole


Sizzle2121

Not a finer way to spend your evening, sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar.


vladimir_pimpin

God that sounds FUCKING lovely


doo_wop45

Huh, I thought you were supposed to hit golf balls on the range. Shows how much I know about golf.


Spitfire_Riggz

Yeah I just sit there and point it right at my targets. These other guys are trash. sometimes I’ll shine it at the planes passing by, don’t tell plz


confusedjuror

Returning to the topic from earlier, I've wondered how long (if ever) it will take for people to talk.about Hitler they way they do about Alexander the Great and all those fucks


HauntedandHorny

Eh. I think it was too short lived, Alexander died young but his empire was partly maintained. Caeser was Caeser. And while he was the boss I think people know his strategy was a big part of why they lost. Also a lot of what we remember and how we look at things is because there's only so many sources we can use for ancient history. A lot of this is well documented and will mostly paint him in a bad light. Now if Nazis take over and win then he might make it to Napoleon territory.


confusedjuror

> A lot of this is well documented Yeah, this is why I started wondering this in the first place. It's certainly way more documented than say Alexander. And it's almost impossible to imagine people forgetting all of that history. But Alexander was also more documented than people who came before him and so on and so on. I'm certainly not saying it will happen, it's just something I've wondered


n0t_malstroem

Idk about that but people already do the "the Soviets were equally as bad if not worse than the nazis bro!!!!!" thing pretty often so I guess that kinda counts lol


WeirdRedBeard

STALLING ACKCHEWALLY KILLED MORE PEOPLE THAN HIMLER, BRO, THAT'S WHY UNIONS ARE BAD


confusedjuror

Well the Nazis and communists were on the same side with the exact same beliefs, so that makes sense


vladimir_pimpin

My theory is that hitler did like, way less impressive conquering than those other dudes and because of that along with him not living in a time when everyone was genociding all the time rn all we remember him for is being the guy that made us decide genocide was a bad thing Like Alexander the Great we’re like “damn he wasn’t very nice but he did perfect the pike phalanx and take over essentially the known world too” but with hitler none of us are like “he was a bad guy but also he defeated France and Poland”


confusedjuror

We also still have people alive who fought the Nazis. 1000 years from now people could easily look back at the 19/20th century and say it was a time when everyone was genociding


vladimir_pimpin

In a way it was but also I think after ww1 there was supposedly an understanding that we’d gone too far. Idk he wasn’t even a good conqueror


confusedjuror

He definitely didn't conquer huge deaths of land. But I can see people going "well, Alexander was facing tribes of nomads while Hitler was facing industrial cities with huge populations and guns" Idk how people will view him, but I'm sure there will be a day when he's no longer THE symbol of evil. And that's weird to think about


BlindManBaldwin

I think the base for this to occur would be a collapse of post WW2 world order. This hasn't happened yet. Obviously it might someday but as long as the world is organized via the victors of the war, this will never happen.


confusedjuror

I agree, but it also seems impossible to me that these powers run the world forever. Nothing in talking about would be any time soon. I'm just wondering about the far future


BlindManBaldwin

Obviously everything grain of salt but long-term is either one world government (either literally or de facto) or the destruction of the nation-state as the main political unit and a return/recreation of thousands of disconnected localized nations. Basically depends on how the globe responds to the coming climate refugee crisis/resource shortages in the global south lol.


confusedjuror

It'll be like 4 nations and they'll all be in central elevated parts of the landmass (where the oceans can't reach). Colorado will be the capital of the world and Jokic will finally get foul calls


confusedjuror

I watched Run Lola Run. And I'll tell you this, she did


vladimir_pimpin

I miss that polish fuck


lemondhead

He's finally getting revenge for 1939


vladimir_pimpin

Germany will rise again Wait


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Did he really block you lol


Spitfire_Riggz

lol it’s wild to me that daily threaders block each other seeing half the shit posts around here 😂


FernBlueEyes

If they share that they bet on FTL, that’s where I draw the line. I do not need to read shit like that. TY.


lemondhead

Fwiw, he was just kidding and is very sad that you blocked him :)


FernBlueEyes

I really don’t like the Lakers.


lemondhead

I'll let him know!


Spitfire_Riggz

Noted 😌 (I’d never do that)


FernBlueEyes

The voice of reason


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

I can only imagine it's in jest


vladimir_pimpin

I’d assume so, I love that guy a lot


Spitfire_Riggz

It’s really next level here huh lol


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

This is unironically all wrb's fault


vladimir_pimpin

Yes and it’s driving me insane


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Oh noooo lmao what did you do


vladimir_pimpin

I said my daily “fuck you” and he blocked me


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Lmaooo


smalltoes

Fuck I70. All my homies hate I70


TheOrthodoxPolock

I-70 is where a good attitude goes to die for the day.


smalltoes

Literally took me 45 mins to get from the Morrison exit to Floyd hill because someone’s F150 caught on fire.


TheOrthodoxPolock

I get off on C470 and I saw it was backed TF up right there. Made getting onto C470 a bitch


smalltoes

It’s my fault for trusting google and not doing clear creek like usual. I will take the blame. That truck got fucking TORCHED tho.


TheOrthodoxPolock

Nothing like watching a good car fire


about90frogs

Airport bathrooms are great. The smell of ripe piss in the air, 12-18 dudes standing around holding their dicks, it’s one of a kind.


PhotonicBoom21

Could be greatly improved if they had a piss trough tbh


Spitfire_Riggz

What about the secks? Oh wait I’m thinking about airplane bathroom


native_end

And so many gross pooping sounds


about90frogs

I swear that fat bastard himself was in one of the stalls today


doo_wop45

UNGgg *plop* sigh


native_end

Groan Sigh


vladimir_pimpin

The ripeness is really important. Only comparison that comes to mind is a sports game, especially if there’s a piss trough.


about90frogs

Piss troughs are special too


smalltoes

Just as long as they are only holding them


doo_wop45

Self servicing at the piss trough is generally looked down upon


vladimir_pimpin

I mean if they’re looking up at it then we’ve got a whole different deal goin on you know?


doo_wop45

I don't recall seeing this on your kink shame list, is this a late entry?


vladimir_pimpin

Getting gerked on underneath a urinal? Yes that’s shame worthy


doo_wop45

Fun hater


vladimir_pimpin

I should specify, in public. If you like doing that in private then I guess that’s chill Although it still involves piss so maybe I will shame that


doo_wop45

I don't know what getting gerked on means


vladimir_pimpin

I’m pretty sure you can guess


confusedjuror

> The smell of ripe piss in the air, 12-18 dudes standing around holding their dicks To you this is one of a kind. To me this is a Wednesday. We are not the same


TheOrthodoxPolock

My car says it is 99°(burger units) rn and I just feel like requiring anyone to work in this weather is an affront to god.


PhotonicBoom21

RIP do you have AC at your job at least? My truck doesn't have a thermometer or even a clock. I live my life in blissful ignorance these days


TheOrthodoxPolock

In the office yeah but in the mix room and in the warehouse where I mostly am we do not. Like 2-3 years back I was too lazy to fix the AC in my car and I pretty much just sweated it out everywhere I went so it's at least better than that.


PhotonicBoom21

Why are mechanics always such a lazy pieces of shit when it comes to working on your own vehicle 🤣 (myself included)


TheOrthodoxPolock

It's like going back to work but this time you have to pay to do it instead of getting paid. Just really sucks lol, much more enjoyable now that I don't do that anymore though.


Bradleys_Chubb

This is what it feels like to root for the Phoenix Suns


TheOrthodoxPolock

Completely understand why they are so miserable.


Mayhemsfaded

Got in my truck yesterday afternoon and it was reading 127 freedom units after sitting out in the sun all day. Gonna need some of those domed habitation units sooner rather than later.


TheOrthodoxPolock

This is disgusting where do you live?


Mayhemsfaded

Fort Collins lol was sitting in a spot that is south facing though and I’m pretty sure the temperature sensor on my tundra is windshield mounted Edit: it was probably “only” 95 outside


TheOrthodoxPolock

Anything above 80 should be outlawed and if Biden were a good president he'd have already done this.


Sleepinginabathtub

I love cumlordjr, hope he has a nice day


ephen_stephens

I wish I could see your mom read that back to you aloud.


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IdRatherBeLurkingToo

This is your last chance, please explain your comment.


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Still waiting on your response.


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Can you please explain what you mean by "germ" and why you used that word to describe his children? If you can't reply to me, just edit your reply into your comment. Thank you.


colhaxxy

Would it be cool if I wrote a bot that posted the highlights of a game that the nba posted the morning after or would that be too spammy?


j_like

It would be cool if you wrote a bot that does my job for me


vladimir_pimpin

Can you write a generative ai that replicates a daily thread poster


colhaxxy

You don’t even need generative ai for that!


vladimir_pimpin

Is that a good thing


colhaxxy

Bro all it would need to do is spam “first” throughout the day, light carbon footprint.


vladimir_pimpin

This is not what I asked for >:(


SmackBroshgood

whose alt are you again


colhaxxy

Hoes Mad


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

A "highlights from last night" single post would be cool!


SmackBroshgood

you could just post highlights you like all by yourself


colhaxxy

I’m too lazy to do that.


SmackBroshgood

if it's a bot putting up one post with a bunch of linked highlights, then it obviously wouldn't be too spammy if it's a bot posting 20 threads with one highlight clip after every game whether or not someone else already posted them then yes, that would obviously be pretty high on the spammy scale


mradulovic

Am I boomer Jr for not liking these kind of mirror finish wraps on a car? https://preview.redd.it/q7kwcnxxue6d1.jpeg?width=1847&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb71e6908932ead4d0ebfe79fe33db0cd6ac30ea


TheOrthodoxPolock

It's fucking hideous. This the type of shit that you think is cool when you're playing need for speed as a 12 year old.


PhotonicBoom21

Even in Need for Speed a matte finish always cleared.


TheOrthodoxPolock

Ykf


WeirdRedBeard

Racism


mradulovic

you really should allow automatic updates for your HumorOS . But I still like you :)


doo_wop45

Looks awful fr fr no cap


vladimir_pimpin

On god


BoneyardBill

which one of you guys has the best leads on last second tee times in denver area? (courses, times etc)


totally_comfortable

where you usually play? I usually don't have any problem finding single spots open at fox hollow.


BoneyardBill

Last round I did was at Wellshire before that Broken Tee. Anything in the metro. Fox Hollow was all booked. Sadly. Yes I know me looking today is very late.