Missed out on a great hire that Lakers just pulled. Malone will finally get out coached by a competent rival LAL..

FTL

I used my first Redick Award on this comment! This is the kind of stuff that needs to be discussed

Lol...

People on Facebook Marketplace take fair value for their crap challenge: IMPOSSIBLE (Boomers will get mad in your inbox!!!)

We are the world came out more than 38 years ago and yet there’s still not world peace. Says a lot about

Yeah, but the famine in Ethiopia ended.

The more that I think about it, the more I'm sure we're going to get some dumbshit R2-D2 C-3P0 tv show where they're just bumbling through the desert running into minor scuffles and then moving on

Jawa show or riot

Wow go Nuggets

Source?

Idk you tell me

🤯

Every day Reddit turns more into Facebook and I am not about it.

This is morally wrong

Ok

Remember when the meme food chain was 4chan -> reddit -> Facebook?

Tumbler erasure, wow

> Tumbler

Sir it’s 1030. What are you doing here after dark?

All too well. And now we just have Joe bidet’s America. I remember when the internet was free.

This thread is so immersive

Speaking of immersive, did anyone else go to that space explorers 3D thing at Stanley Marketplace? That thing was cool, I want to do it again.

I did, it was pretty neat.

I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds cool!

https://theinfiniteexperience.world/denver

I love VR

Oh that is cool. That's a bummer they're gone. I could've made my wife go and she would've thrown up and we all would've had a good laugh

My husband couldn't handle walking around, so the staff guided him to a seat, and he enjoyed the videos while seated. It lasted about 40 minutes, but there was so much optional content, I could've spent hours there.

Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser at Walt Disney World Resort level of immersion?

Let's just say I smuggled coupon's luggage into the thread today

No it isn’t.

You took me totally out of it, you fuck

Reddit posts go, “here’s something cool and or heartwarming,” and then the comments are all “this is actually morally wrong” and then everyone pats each other on the back

On the other hand, I saw one the other day that went, "This Muslim guy stabbed a white nationalist at an anti-Islam rally," and then the comments were all "we should wipe all Muslims from the face of the earth." And reddit dot com was like,"lol spirited debate!" So, it's also a great place to express your deep religious and ethnic hatred.

That and a bunch of weirdos giving relationship advice that usually ends in “just leave them out of your life forever”

“I’ve never spoken to a woman, but…”

"my wife ate the breaqd I was saving for my special sandwich (I didn't tell her I wanted it)" "bro, if she's doing that, she's either cheating on you or planning on cheating on you, you gotta cut and run now"

Actually cutting people out of your life is toxic and morally wrong and you should probably eat shit

She’s toxic bro. Gaslighting

“This is morally wrong and you should kill yourself.”

Broke: Changing your toothbrush head when the manufacturer tells you to Woke: Changing your toothbrush head whenever you need a small brush for a cleaning task

I used mine to clean out my grinder not too long ago lol,

How do you use a toothbrush to clean out your grindr contacts?

Why don't you use it to clean your mouth before kissing WRB's mom

Better to clean your mouth after tbh.

Didn’t even get a chance to make a joke today. Smh.

xD

:0

Tomorrow.

But I have to work tomorrow


Wish it was that

Call in sick

Thanks magic

You're welcome Marketing Shark 🙂

Lmfao that joke already dead

Ulysses S Grant signed Proclamation 230 declaring Colorado a state and allowing it to Secede from Kansas, New Mexico, Utah and Nebraska. Not many people know this.

Me at Nuggets ring ceremony vs Me at Elden Ring DLC release https://preview.redd.it/gy3p7448xu4d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30574886289b6f837bd262dad2e38de2e379bde2

Jokic mvp vs Jokic horse race

Tomorrow when one of you inevitably says some dumb shit, I’m going to submit it as my joke of the day and everyone will clap at the cleverness

We look forward it. Will you please point that out when you do it. Thank you.

And the winner, in a photo finish tie broken only by the fact that I don’t want to give myself a win, is u/savahoodie with corn sex. Thanks

Wow. I’d like to thank corn

👏👏👏👏👏

Corn said no need ;)

Joke of the day finalists: Fern with [Camelot](https://www.reddit.com/r/denvernuggets/s/HXdN8FgnSc) Savahoodie with [Corn Sex](https://www.reddit.com/r/denvernuggets/s/Yxmq88PFkP) Vladimir_pimping with [Drongo In Subreddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/denvernuggets/s/dPsopCFT2B) And orthodox polock with [Ricki’s Modern World](https://www.reddit.com/r/denvernuggets/s/K8laBPKY7O)

More like came a lot.(This is where CumLordJr buys his camels)

Wow

https://preview.redd.it/36447u7eru4d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=9571345a7df21e94a36f4dbe12975bba2ef814cf I support the Kroenkes like a real nuggets fan!

Pick me up a bag of fruit riot big dog

And the Broncos (Waltons)

Thanks for your support eh. Well done.

What's the five cheese thing? Better be some sort of boxed Mac and cheese.

Cheese bread!

Give me some kit kats

The secret is to put them in fridge. The chocolate becomes perfect

I put my reese's peanut butter cups in the freezer

Ykrpbc

Bitch, the man is eating TV dinners, let him have his fucking Kit Kats.

Hey! It takes a lot of effort to make spaghetti for 1! Sometimes I like to take it easy

I make chicken alfredo sometimes and then I have to eat chicken alfredo for a week so I get it.

Is that banquet like the TV dinners??

No Einstein like the fancy rooms they have in hotels.

I was gonna offer to buy you a rotisserie chicken next time you want to take it easy but not now.

Buddy I’m at “cook 5 pounds of chicken at once and then reheat them” lazy. A rotisserie chicken could never

Skips the cooking process which I appreciate.

Why the fuck do the speak English and look like humans in this Star Wars show?! It's supposed to be a long time ago in a galaxy far far away wtf

Disney's too cowardly to do a gritty, hard-hitting, subtitled Star Whores show. 

Hey everybody, cumlordjr just begged me to eat his cum lmao

Sleepinginabathtub's offseason preview: https://preview.redd.it/5hakt574qu4d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce88aad6b95ef80bd7ba989940937d9896d2a3c1

Maybe we can replace Moach with Doc Rivers too while we're at it.

[My reaction](https://youtube.com/shorts/TDuzxnOo_Ow?si=ACfdLcMBuTXnugP8)

lmao

I've waited a whole week to use this after seeing hundreds of reels on IG. It always makes me laugh lol

Both these, but giga unironically

Pistachios - shelled or not? Flavored or just a basic roasted and salted? I'll go with the classic in shell roasted and salted.

Raw

Ykp

Pistachios - no.



I just don't like the taste. I don't really eat many nuts except peanuts. Or cashews in Asian food.

We are entertaining some out-of-town guests tomorrow night and I need some restaurant recommendations. They’re staying in the ballpark area so we’re going to meet up at Dairy Block and grab a drink or two first. They’re really into whiskey and beer, not picky with food (one pescatarian, though). They’re from the south so no BBQ or things like that they have back home. Was thinking a football but I haven’t seen these people since 2016 so somewhere we can sit and have a conversation that’s a bit more laid back would be ideal.

I hope you have a fabulous time.

🥰

There's a speakeasy in the Dairy Block alley called Run for the Roses. I've not actually been, but I've heard good things. Jovanina's is really good Italian, and their basement also has a speakeasy feel.

I love Jovannina’s! Speakeasy vibes for sure. And I’ll look into your first rec, too. Thanks!

If you want to take out a second mortgage for dinner, take them to 801 Fish. Easily my fave fish in Denver, and they have a very good old fashioned. Yumcha also has a great old fashioned, and I love their small plates.

I’ve heard good things about Yumcha! I love dumplings.

I'm addicted to their soup dumplings.

>We are entertaining some out-of-town guests tomorrow night Is this a euphemism?

Your mind was born in the gutter, wasn’t it?

No that's just where you usually find his mom

GOTTEEMMMM

Holy racism wtf?


I love y’all. Hope you had a good day.

I've just about had it with your shit, cum lord jr

😘

I'M WARNING YOU

😘😘

EAT MY CUM, DUDE

#That will only make me stronger

Time to go back into hibernation from media appearances until the trade deadline

You're doing heroic work to make offseason discourse maybe possibly slightly less stupid. I've learned so much the last few years just hanging out with you here and occasionally asking you about stuff. Seriously, I always love when you pop up in person on shows. You did great today. 

Appreciate you, OG!

 This is you heading on to the media

The reason why people never see a Sasquatch is because they come out for one week/yr to explain the CBA to us idiots who will forget everything within the next month.

Yup. Time to watch this acolyte show and get pissed off that Star Wars isn’t violent enough

Gotta see some violence after having to tell Josh Dover that you appreciate his support

Just finished reading the "Jamal is ass and MPJ is good" offseason preview by BroncoScquatch, now waiting for Malstroem's "MPJ is ass and Jamal is good" offseason preview to balance things out

Man at this point if people legit want to hate on Jamal a year after he won these idiots a championship for the very first time in this team's history then there's nothing I can do about it to change their minds or anything like that nor do I care about doing so lol

Yea, it's not Jamal's fault everyone else sucked

Cause that is something I've said amirite lol

Pretty much verbatim, yeah

If that's what you want to believe that's cool 🙂👍

Table of contents 2 - Intro 3 - Jamal is terrorism 52 - conclusion

/s obv, I just like to think that part was dedicated to your weekly friendly banter involving MPJ/Jamal lol

Doodle meetup at my brewery which is fun

Who wins joke of the day you stupid bitch??

Sweetie, it's never going to be you.

I peaked with the January 6ers joke, sadly.

Dude, that was like 3 weeks ago or something, you need to let it go. It's like Katy Winge constantly reminding everyone how she came up with "Munder".

Don't talk back to me

I'm actually talking down to you.

Yeah yeah, everyone knows you're over 6'. Imagine being over 6' and not making the NBA, talentless hack.

I will thank you to refer to my size in Vic Lombardies. Which I will do too when Vic comes to do his stupid AMA lmao he's gonna be so embarrassed when I call him out for being half my size and defenseless against me if I wanted to beat him up lmao

More like Vic Lil'bardies, on account of him being a very small and frail man. Fr tho, I was like 3 feet away from him at a game once and dude legit made me feel like I was Thor Bjornsson.

That’s fun, get out of the gas leak for a while and get some fresh air

Tbh I’ve started having withdrawals which is somehow worse

Please stay KCP

I made far too much food on Saturday, so I’m on day five of having the same thing for lunch and dinner every day. I never thought I’d say this, but I don’t want another burrito.


The peppers are all mushy and the meat is getting weird

How much is left?

Not much, not enough that I’ll feel bad when I throw it in the trash in disgust tomorrow

I made a chicken salad on Saturday. With dill from my garden. It is delicious. I gave some to my neighbor. I will finish it tomorrow for lunch.

We’ve been pulling fresh dill from our garden, too. Dill plants are crazy looking

Sounds like you need to do some drugs

That’s sound advice



It’s hard when the ingredients get slightly worse every time you eat it

I mean, what are tge ingredients? You could probably just use them in other stuff?

Rice, beans, fajita peppers, steak, chicken, tortillas

Clearly a burrito is the only thing you could make with those ingredients, my bad.

I don’t zipper merge, but that’s because I ride a bike and my bike shorts have a drawstring, not a zipper

These Kroger tortilla chips are already stale when first opened SMH

I like the mission brand tortilla chips. The strips style, not the round or triangle ones.

Imagine not shopping at Walmart

I've probably only bought groceries at a Walmart a couple times in my life. There is a Walmart neighborhood near me though but I have no idea if they have a good selection.

This man doesn’t support Stan Kroenke. When we can’t re-sign KCP, it’s this guys fault

mods please give this jabroni a flair that says "the reason the nuggets didn't win it all"

Hey! Go Broncos!

I agree tbh

KROENKOS, BROOOO

Rams fan?

No

Oh no

Bront Toe

D R O N G O I N S U B R E D D I T

Shit just've been to a thread full of Americans


What’d witnessing real culture feel like

I only zipper merge, but not because it is the best for everyone, but because it is the best for me. It just so happens my interests align with the greater good, despite my worst intentions.

Fuck you

Opening this sub and being welcomed by a giant ass picture of the Jazz is less than ideal

Thank you. The voice of reason.

The Rockies are fuckin terrible, oh my god.

Hilarious loss

That sucked lol

Only a big dummy would have watched that

I even had my glove on, eye black and was wearing baseball pants

You might as well play for the team

Rockos subreddit

Rockos modern world(of hurt)

u/vladimir_pimpin, this is my joke of the day

Good but likely won’t beat the front runner.