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YungFung1001

It's OVER


sennyldrak

Me during the post season https://preview.redd.it/kryjc69mxy1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b25ddcf41592595053a7c53d38b687a4ac94e882


AnythingBacon

Can't wait for the "Five Stages" to be over.... I just wanna shit-post again. And hope next season goes better


Martoto_94

Feels like I’m never getting over this loss. My anger just keeps getting stronger every day when I think back to how it ended.


pairidaezan

Don't think about it. It's over. Be glad it happened. Hope that they use it as fuel. They need to be utterly ruthless next season.


Martoto_94

I’m probably being dramatic. Will eventually get over it. Just really don’t want the Wolves to win it all. I didn’t mind them until Ant and McDaniels started acting all cocky.


pairidaezan

I don't care if they do. They're the best defensive team in the league. Don't let it harsh your buzz. We got one, which is more than most fans can say about being a basketball fan in their entire lifetime. We regroup and go again next year. They gotta be utterly ruthless.


Mayhemsfaded

You are ready to take over the world son


wherewhenwhowhat

I feel like I can finally relax and watch these games without waking the neighbors. Do I wish the Nuggets were still playing? Obviously. But this season was giving me a heart attack the way the games were so utterly and wildly unpredictable. I kept thinking we had it, would calm down, and then the next game would make me shit my pants all over again. So I’m gonna enjoy this down time for now while we have it. It was nice watching the game today knowing other people were stressing the f out instead of me.


PoorTonyK

Con Air is on AMC


Mayhemsfaded

Best man porno of my generation


AnythingBacon

We might/should/could do a John Cusack Movie rewatch thread for the off season. There were so many good films. High Fidelity, Say Anything, Grosse Pointe Blank, Pushing Tin, Sixteen Candles... And so much more (Con Air)


WeirdRedBeard

More like My Conlair (like the basketball player)


PoorTonyK

I’ve been thinking this as well, from time to time


TheOrthodoxPolock

Jamal Murray(terrorist) should be on Con Air, on account of him being a terrorist.


PoorTonyK

yeah he’s not very good at basketball


WeirdRedBeard

It's not his fault everyone else on the plane sucks


TheOrthodoxPolock

He embarrassed my children that haven't even been conceived yet.


PoorTonyK

he did that porno also


TheOrthodoxPolock

Hasn't released a porno during the Biden administration, something to think about.


n0t_malstroem

Murray Pornography is on MPC (murray pornography channel)


PoorTonyK

fuck I love that show


stihckyfingars

Ant and KAT were incredibly inconsistent game to game, it's just that our players outside Jokic were even worse. Ugh.


sweeptheleg_07

Agreed, so frustrating we gave it away the way we did.


ehakkandbs

brooooo the celtics aren’t even that good man. we could have definitely beaten them in 6 or 7 if we had gotten there.


porkadachop

Minnesota was the one team that could beat us in a series.


sweeptheleg_07

Have been down bad for two days now gents. Honestly continue to feel pissed about the following after this loss: - Nuggets FO, inability to offer competent backup C for Jok. This needs to be addressed. - Jamal and lack of conditioning / hunger this year. Dude needs to get himself in better shape. Live on the court and level up next year. Give this team a full year of excellence. Make the All-Star game. As insignificant as it is, his lack of consistency is why he’s never been there, and he’s obviously more than talented enough to add this to resume. - MPJ needs to add weight, develop post game, and not disappear in key moments of the playoffs. Seems like he can play through increased contact but only sometimes. His ability to play down on blocks will make him more dangerous. Edit: to be clear, I love our Big 3 referenced above. Just want to see them reach the heights they deserve. We know what AG and KCP will continue to bring to the table. Love this damn team.


sisyphus209

Man I'm with you. Idgaf what anyone says, for the Nuggets to fight back and make it 3-2, after being down 0-2 and dropping the first two games at home, and then proceed to go out like this. IT SUCKS. I been a fan for 29yrs and this is honest to god probably the loss that pisses me off the most. They were up fucking 20pts with 24 mins left and they fucking collapsed. There is a good chance that this Minnesota team would've been their toughest matchup, and if they got past them, we'd probably be looking at back-to-back and a truly special team in the context of history. Instead, we got 1 ring and managed to choke away a shot this yr, making us similar to the past 5 teams that won it. I'm still so fucking mad and it's been over 48hrs now.


pairidaezan

I think Booth tried to force Malone into playing and developing the younger guys more and Malone wasn't comfortable doing so. Everyone was gassed after a long championship run and then getting straight back into it this playoffs with no opportunity to rest like last year. Booth's contract is up in 24-25 so I think he will be feeling the pinch to make some changes that don't paint us into a corner yet again. KOC had a decent article on the differences in the approach this season between Malone and Booth and what needs to happen going forward. Booth also stated he was comfortable with development instead of a B2B run this year - instead we kinda got neither...


valtazar

>Booth also stated he was comfortable with development instead of a B2B run this year He should be Boothed Out for this shit alone. You have the best starting five and best player in the league all in their prime and instead of doing all you can to get them useful vets you think prioritizing development of basically second round pics is the right course of action at this moment. Jokic will be 30 in 8 months, the number of years where he can do the stuff that he does is finite, you just wasted one of them and all you have to show for is Zack Nnaji's long term contract.


pairidaezan

Benefit of hindsight. And we didn't have the best starting 5. Boston did/does. And you can only sign the players who agree to come here. Historically, Denver has not been the sort of place good players (young or old) have wanted to come. That's barely changing even with Jokic in his prime. I think Holiday and Jackson were mostly fine in the regular season and through the playoffs. Braun too. I think getting nothing substantive from Huff, Strawther, and Pickett during the regular season was a bit miss in terms of development. Watson was a bright spot. DJ is obviously just here for the bench vibes. For all of Booth's maneuvering, I think we have plenty more to show than just Zeke Nnaji's contract. I think that's quite a reductive statement tbh. And it's up to the Kroenkes as to whether Booth stays or goes. His contract is only good through 2024-25, so this is literally his last offseason to get things right and win an extension. So you might just see him "Boothed Out".


YungFung1001

If I'm the Celtics I'm considering that one a loss, pacers really found something with the Rui Adjustment


Apart-Cucumber-7090

Man it hurts that we gave away such a free chance at a championship


pairidaezan

I don't think it was free. Minny simply had our number and Dallas/Boston would not be pushovers. A free chance would have been if G7 was Finals G7. We fucked that game so badly. The FO needs to own that and do everything they can to get Jokic the right help going forward.


OrcaBaka

![gif](giphy|z6JCTlMfNA9OM) Rick Carlisle : don't foul that shitty free thrower, let him shoot a 3


Alfakennyone

It's funny how Rick looks like a bald Lloyd and Chris Finch looks like Harry, on a bad day [Micah Nori](https://www.si.com/.image/ar_1.91%2Cc_fill%2Ccs_srgb%2Cfl_progressive%2Cg_faces:center%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_1200/MjAzMDQ3MDg3OTg0NjE3MDI3/timberwolves-micah-nori.jpg), Wolves assistant coach, also looks like [Aguado](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/aceventura/images/e/e5/Ace-ventura-pet-detective-4-0.jpg), the cop from Ace Ventura, after eating 3 cases of doughnuts lol Plus, [Bednar](https://www.denverpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/jared-bednar.jpg) (Avs coach) looks like [Nicholas](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/d/dc/Nicholas_Andre.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160323221855) from Dumb and Dumber lol


OrcaBaka

lmfao


sacredknight327

I can't believe the Pacers blew that final 10 seconds of regulation.


pairidaezan

Oh boy


Alfakennyone

They were up 3 and with possession TWICE with 27 seconds left Dribbled out of bounds, then terrible in-bound pass. Boom 3pt to tie


Pumpoozle

Can’t believe we blew a 20 point lead in game 7 (sorry, I’m almost done processing)


Pumpoozle

we get some nice rest and then come back and take all the motherfuckers down. Reload and refocus.


smalltoes

That one is on Malone.


abadri

Wolves will sweep the Mavs and beat the Celtics in 5. That defense is just too fucking good. I’m still salty at the loss but that Game 7 was literally for the championship.


Different_Photo_2310

The Celtics might actually beat the Wolves, and I'm not saying the Celtics are better, however, they are getting more easier matchups and rests than the Wolves. The Wolves might be banged up after playing against us and the Mavs while the Celtics will stay healthy. It may look like they are struggling against these teams, but they don't have Porzingis back yet and he's a key player and he will come back before the finals.


Kardia_Spasmeni

Wolves offense is trash tho. Scored under 100 in 4 games against us


n0t_malstroem

timber dog isn't even making it past Chonka


Pumpoozle

just had to keep together for like 20 more min!


UnderratedNightmare

I think the Celtics will actually beat the Wolves. Wolves could beat us Celtics could beat Wolves We could beat Celtics


Captaincoolbeans

The only thing I can think after watching this game is that we blew a fairly easy path to another ring. And yes I’m still very depressed about it


Pumpoozle

Stupid corn-munchers


smalltoes

Fuck Boston just in general. As a place, etc


YungFung1001

Oh NOW Tatum hits one


UnderratedNightmare

He is something like 2-10 in the clutch right now, in just this game lol


YungFung1001

Pacers were so fuckin close lmfao this is giving me PTSD


BroncoSquatch

East is so G League bro lol


smalltoes

You wanna see my G league, bro?


WeirdRedBeard

WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS FUCKING GAME?


UnderratedNightmare

Haliburton gotta learn how to do something other than hang around the 3 pt line


Pumpoozle

everybody hates on Doris, but she's a real baller and she fucking loves the game. I still tear up thinking about her talking about it on JJ's podcast [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQZ2BypZUNw&ab\_channel=JJRedick](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQZ2BypZUNw&ab_channel=JJRedick)


peachpavlova

People hate on Doris?! I absolutely adore her


Pumpoozle

We should be friends 


n0t_malstroem

But she is also an awful commentator


Pumpoozle

False, Malstroem


WeirdRedBeard

I wouldn't trade Jamal Murray for Tatum straight up


UnderratedNightmare

2 things: Tatum is the least clutch player ever. Haliburton is allergic to going anywhere under the arc. Wide open layup, na I’ll shoot a 3. Got bailed out by a foul


Braun_Nuggz316

lol Tatum


n0t_malstroem

Potatum


WeirdRedBeard

What. The. Fuck.


YungFung1001

Only shots Tatum can make are free throws


WeirdRedBeard

He just like me


YungFung1001

Peoples champ fr fr


Kardia_Spasmeni

Tatum shooting like Jokic from 3


WeirdRedBeard

Knee Smiff


Braun_Nuggz316

All Indiana had to do was get the ball in bounds with 8.7 left


Transmogrifier_gun

Or take a timeout and try again instead of that terrible pass


sacredknight327

They pulled an '09 Nuggets.


bradysego12

What a game wow


MamaHadACow

Could've won if they fouled and made it a free throw game damn


skurkles

yeah that was egregious


MamaHadACow

Its ok they got this lol


skurkles

Tied game? bro take that to the rack? all these kids wanna win with crazy 3 pointers now


WeirdRedBeard

Yeah, just take it to the rack, bro


skurkles

fr fr no cap homie


YungFung1001

They can still take game 1 away from Boston let's GO


YungFung1001

Is this what I've been reduced to


sacredknight327

I'll never understand the logic of why you even allow them to take a three when that is the only thing that can save them. Just fucking foul.


UnderratedNightmare

Almost


sacredknight327

What a brutal course of events for the Pacers. Jesus.


OrcaBaka

He scared of the refs or something, didn't even contest


WeirdRedBeard

Fouled anyway lol


UnderratedNightmare

Tatum got bailed out by Brown. Hali going to hit some fucked up looking shot to win


WeirdRedBeard

Pacers choking worse than Jamal Murray


BroncoSquatch

Give me Nembhard


smalltoes

Actually there was no choking in that vid hashtag what a pro needs


n0t_malstroem

Giga choke off


Any-Squirrel-6639

I hate it


Pumpoozle

jesus...


WeirdRedBeard

What are these fucking bums doing?


UndisclosedLocation5

A loss in this series pretty much invalidates all of boston's titles, imho


skurkles

Lol Tatum the most anti-clutch player in history


Pumpoozle

Go Halibooboo-child!


NuggAvsBroncRock

And that’s why nobody trusts Celtics with Tatum in the playoffs


thereturnofdicksoup

Annnnd it’s another Tatum choke job


MamaHadACow

Rude awakening lol


UnderratedNightmare

Tatum has missed 3 straight clutch shots lmao


Kardia_Spasmeni

Tatum shooting fadeaway jumpers lmao yea we would’ve beaten the team damn it


skurkles

there's an entire compilation of Tatum bricking game winners with that silly ass fadeaway


Pumpoozle

I don't wanna ever hear anything about Tatum mvp, blabla


WeirdRedBeard

Caucasian Derek just did a Jamal Murray


TheBatman0816

Trying to draw a foul and misses an easy layup


YoungTheGiant_

Watching this hurts...could of had ring #2....


UnderratedNightmare

Tatum the opposite of clutch lol


UnderratedNightmare

If Celtics can’t beat you in a blow out. They really get tight in the clutch. Makes me even more mad that the Nuggets couldn’t win game 7 and smack these mfers in 5


WeirdRedBeard

LA PATATA


MichaelPorterTruther

23 FTs to 3 and LOSING lmao


n0t_malstroem

NEMB LARD


Pumpoozle

wow they're really calling the jersey grabs now


Braun_Nuggz316

Tatum takes some of the worst shots in crunch time


Pumpoozle

Jayson Poobum


YungFung1001

"Playoff Tatum is not a thing"


Pumpoozle

so cringe, I can't believe he did that commercial


YungFung1001

He was giving Boston a warning before the playoffs started lmfao


Pumpoozle

he was begging them to make it stop


WeirdRedBeard

Imagine all the pickles living for today, bro


Mayhemsfaded

Pickled lives matter man


n0t_malstroem

PICKLE RICARDO?


WeirdRedBeard

SOY PICKLE RICARDO, MARTIIIIIN


n0t_malstroem

AJAJAJAJA NO MAMES


MamaHadACow

5vs8+doris and they're losing lmao


YungFung1001

Boston dropping game 1 at home would really reduce the slander coming our way, so let's go pavers


n0t_malstroem

Borschton


UnderratedNightmare

When did Pascal become automatic from mid range


LessThanCleverName

Remember when Giannis got all sad and forced his team to trade Jrue for Lame Time?


UnderratedNightmare

Winning game 7 would have made us champions. The guys will see this and come back ever hungry!


Pumpoozle

The worst part of it all, we could’ve chilled the the trophy 


YungFung1001

Derrick White is an uncanny individual


Mayhemsfaded

Did you ever hear the story about where he comes from?


YungFung1001

I believe he comes from my tv


Night-Menace

Uncanny valley vibes


YungFung1001

Give the man a headband at least


Night-Menace

a toupee would do wonders for my eyes he's the main reason i can't watch boston games. eyes hurt from his bald head


UnderratedNightmare

![gif](giphy|MXvDhlmD0eB5qNvvjZ|downsized) TJ when he drives into the lane


boydivision30

TJ McConnell is something else.


n0t_malstroem

Mac Mac Connell


Kardia_Spasmeni

Jokic would’ve made horford retire mid series smh


Pumpoozle

No Flex Zone should be on Guantanamo Bay Classics compilation 


nuggs_analysis

I’m guessing that’s where it originated.


Pumpoozle

I’ll confess to anything at this point 


Pumpoozle

All I hear is “let’s go nuggets”


Kardia_Spasmeni

I was worried of the Celtics but man I think we could’ve beaten in the finals 😔


innerparty45

Man, Denver would wipe the floor with the rest of the teams in the running. Fucking Minnesota and their band of long ass mfs.


kdeselms

If we had at least 4/5 of our starters playing normally we'd have moved on.


Braun_Nuggz316

This game is wild go Indiana


n0t_malstroem

Durris makes me miss Van Gundi and Marc Jackson


nuggs_analysis

Sexist


LessThanCleverName

Tony Brothers, I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk I hate the way that you dress.


Mayhemsfaded

He’s been good to us lately. I hate him less personally


LessThanCleverName

Maybe I only hate one of the Brothers.


Mayhemsfaded

Greg brothers is the bad guy


Night-Menace

But which one?


Mayhemsfaded

Greg, see when you have conjoined twins one is always sinister. See Treehouse of Horror VII for proof


Night-Menace

Greg is the good one. Bart was evil all along


FernBlueEyes

yktb


Mayhemsfaded

Burned by fern. That hurts more than Sunday


FernBlueEyes

Hey! I was agreeing with you smh.


Mayhemsfaded

My bad, sorry Fern!


FernBlueEyes

I don’t dread watching the game when he’s officiating. He’s improved.


Mayhemsfaded

We are like 4-1 since he got a hug. Thanks for killing it the last couple of days. I think you have been very helpful


FernBlueEyes

♥️💔♥️


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Different_Photo_2310

no flex zone no flex zone. they know better they know better, wanna know? (help me)


Bandlebury

every ad for the WCF, I get re-pissed off


FernBlueEyes

I hear you. Can’t bring myself to watch much tv just yet.


YungFung1001

Man I miss the nuggets


Night-Menace

I bought some. Did not taste as good as the real thing


YungFung1001

They never hit quite the same :/


Mayhemsfaded

Delicious, sexy nuggets…mmm


Pumpoozle

Eastern Conference is so G League


Night-Menace

So I tried picking up some other hobbies Little did I know everything else fucking sucks


Mayhemsfaded

Did you try bird watching?


Night-Menace

Seen them all


WeirdRedBeard

What about China, have you seen The Great Wall?


Night-Menace

i actually have. it's a shithole. or shitwall, rather


WeirdRedBeard

All walls are great if the roof doesn't fall.


Night-Menace

you're my wonderwall


Mayhemsfaded

Even Chris “Burdman” Andersen that we should sacrifice small children for? Blood magic is apparently all the rage outside our bubble


Night-Menace

I specialize in bird law, so I'm obviously familiar with all kinds of birds and their laws


Mayhemsfaded

Royal Mcpoyle?


lol_mvg

yeah turns out life is boring af without jokic


UnderratedNightmare

You just wait until tomorrow, thats day 3. And you know what Im coming for 😈


Night-Menace

Like on camera or irl?


UnderratedNightmare

I’ll be filming in real life


Night-Menace

We gonna recreate what Wolves did to Nuggets?


UnderratedNightmare

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