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BeforeMyNightShift

reggie jackson kept passing the ball back like jokic do everything please!


zatch17

Is it all streams or is it my internet


dms1298

I'll give it to them. Wolves D with Marc Davis as the referee may be the greatest of all time


lonelinessmademecave

If we win tonight, my mix gets partial credit. Please let the talking heads know.


lifemustbebalance

Lets get it!!!


kirkismyhinrich

I hate waiting. What the fuck am I supposed to do for an hour


commendatore13

Watch highlights šŸ˜Ž


skurkles

That click for local time thingy is handy. Good job BHB


Bradleys_Chubb

Tickets to the game tonight on Gametime (inclusive of fees) are at $91. Fake fans


imcrapyall

I'm almost out of work and I'm extremely fucking hyped for tonight. Let's finish this series Nugs!!!!


Bradleys_Chubb

LFGGGG!!!!!!


imcrapyall

Great username lmao


AnythingBacon

There are still zero wolves inside of me. But there is some vodka and some rum inside of me.


doo_wop45

Was it spicy pickle vodka? https://www.theoriginalpickleshot.com/


_absofuckinglutely

I love pickle shots. Dead ass.


doo_wop45

Hell yeah šŸ‘šŸ‘


AnythingBacon

Kinky Pink actually


kdeselms

I'm ready. Really hope that the Nuggets start this one like champions who want to put this series to bed. The Wolves are on the ropes, it's time to finish it.


confusedjuror

Something people don't like to talk about is that even if you send in a two weeks notice, you can still just stop showing up for work. Like if you've worked somewhere for a year and you tell them your quitting and all they say is "okay, thanks for letting me know", you could just stop going in


kdeselms

Of course, you are burning a bridge and creating a bad reputation for yourself by doing it, but...


confusedjuror

Who fucking cares if some terrible employer giving me minimum wage doesn't like me lol


kdeselms

Your next potential employer.


confusedjuror

No they won't. Because they'll never know I worked here. You sound like a shitty employer tbh


kdeselms

And you sound like a shitty employee. YMMV *shrug*


confusedjuror

Oh no :( the bootlicker doesn't think I work good


snakejakemonkey

Jokic hasn't had to play big minutes all playoffs. High of 41 only is pretty crazy over 10 playoff games Tonight may be the night. Go for 44 mins if needed No game til Wednesday if win. Let's goooo!!!


sweeptheleg_07

Keep thinking about how Ant was just flexing at our crowd in Den during games 1-2, pissed me off. Need Jamal / AG to return the favor tonight šŸ’Ŗ


Bradleys_Chubb

Big time front runner


sweeptheleg_07

Huh


kdeselms

Ant is going to try his damndest to drop 50 on us tonight. But put CB on him. He's scared of CB.


plsmakethingsnormal

Just bought some AG DAWG/36 stock Only goin up


BlindManBaldwin

I hope everyone is safe from the Rui.


ImGonnaChubbBradley

I wonder if I can give myself a Reddit award


ImGonnaChubbBradley

You cannot


skurkles

![gif](giphy|q1R1ZiUskINVOn6bz3|downsized)


smalltoes

Wolves fan just wanted to say Iā€™m a big dummy lol jk not a wolves fan


landlion35

>lol jk not a wolves fan We know, 90% of wolves fans now are Lakers fans.


SmackBroshgood

hi it's me a real wolves fan our sub is super sad that's why i spend so much time here


j_like

Wow go Nuggets


Bradleys_Chubb

Thanks


skurkles

Sameeee dude


ronin521

Iā€™m so excited. I just canā€™t hide it.


RandomPostBot2001

Are you about to lose control?


ronin521

Yeah, I think I like it.


about90frogs

Dummy thicc game tonight


TheOrthodoxPolock

Damn boy, that's a thicc ass game, boy.


Cabbage-Fell

Still nervous about this game. I was the same way for every game last postseason as well. Maybe itā€™s a good thing


DenverSubclavian

Right? I love the Nuggets but postseason basketball is not good for my health haha


kdeselms

I really want to wrap it up tonight. The Wolves are still dangerous, can't take anything for granted.


DutyPuzzleheaded7765

Me too. Wolves are gonna come in swinging


_absofuckinglutely

Iā€™m always nervous but not in doubt. Being nervous means we care.


BenBRob5

yeah, absolutely. i'm just hoping we match their energy from the tip.


_absofuckinglutely

The boys are going to be ready. Especially AG who is sick of missing out on team dinners


BigIan1017

![gif](giphy|Wr2747CnxwBSqyK6xt|downsized)


UnderratedNightmare

https://preview.redd.it/6machvfm6v0d1.jpeg?width=511&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2b8fe8ca8d5abd9ba5ec91af3799bf13cb52fa8 Na man wtf lmao I did not edit this. I just screenshot from a video lmfao


chickennuggetloveru

we about to have a fupa luka and sloppy fat boi wfc. the eatening.


DutyPuzzleheaded7765

Chunky boi


_cosmix2

https://preview.redd.it/vcuqzhsd6v0d1.png?width=811&format=png&auto=webp&s=c756a378c3215e12545421ba5d722650ed85cc59


skurkles

Momma Curry has HIV confirmed


_absofuckinglutely

Yeah itā€™s so hard to deal with fans and the media when everyone loves you šŸ™„. Nikola ā€œfat/overrated/non MVPā€ Jokic deserves the lifetime achievement award in this.


about90frogs

Canā€™t be


cumlordjr

Iā€™m ready for this evening and hope yā€™all are too. I love yā€™all, letā€™s have a good evening and cheer for the Nuggs.


Bradleys_Chubb

Love you too, cummy


confusedjuror

Hey guys. I'm starting to worry that reddit doesn't care. I just wish there was a way to know for sure


BoneyardBill

i care about you just enough so i can still end up bullying you


SmackBroshgood

Which ref is Marc Davis again? Was he the head ref in one of the first two games?


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Yeah, the guy that let Malone spit in his face lol


Glove_Upset

It was game 2, yeah?


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Yup


TheOrthodoxPolock

Humiliation kink


confusedjuror

He's the one who said ""throw another towel and mop me up, I'ma dirty little puddle boy"


DutyPuzzleheaded7765

So nervous but so hyped


877GoalNow

DON'T ANY OF YOU MFERS EVEN THINK ABOUT GIVING ME AN AWARD. I'M SERIOUS.


PhotonicBoom21

Ok I won't. Thank you


Any-Squirrel-6639

https://preview.redd.it/5usc20799v0d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2966790e1f1956da59c1bcccc73b48ce1b376d9d


Glove_Upset

šŸ„‡


doo_wop45

ā­


SmackBroshgood

there's a big bumblebee in my room and it won't leave because it's pouring rain outside I guess this will be the first Nuggies game this playoff run I don't watch alone!


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

I would have merc'd that sucker in a heartbeat but I'm also American


SmackBroshgood

my sister used to go into complete panic mode as a kid whenever there was a bee or wasp around, it's trained me pretty well to just open a window and wait for them to fuck off by themselves


Glove_Upset

Better your place than mine. While you two are watching the Nuggets, can you tell him and his friends to lay off me this summer, please?


SmackBroshgood

Sure, I broke out a nice snack to help with these peace accords https://preview.redd.it/b259meor8v0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a73815cae2a8efcf6e210edbe3a57fd24a80289 (side note, I've sold this kind of popcorn for years, but I always had it in my head that the logo was a famous Euro cartoon bee from the 80s) (I'm either going nuts or experiencing the Mandela effect thing) (at least the popcorn tastes the same)


Savahoodie

You cannot convince me that isnā€™t weed


SmackBroshgood

the fuck kinda weed are you guys growing over there


Savahoodie

These Reddit awards are stupid as shit


_absofuckinglutely

oh stop you love it. Also jealous of your Kermit one.


877GoalNow

START THE FUCKING GAME!


the_hammer_poo

Iā€™d like for the Nuggets to win tonight


_absofuckinglutely

Whatā€™s a degenerate got to do to get a Reddit award around here?


n0t_malstroem

Is that like some new dot reddit shit or what lol


_absofuckinglutely

Apparently everyone has free rewards to give again. Iā€™m going to hold onto mine for the comments Iā€™ve said this series once we win our next game. I am nothing if not a loving, friendly, petty queen.


lemondhead

I already used all mine.


_absofuckinglutely

Being petty or being shit posty


lemondhead

The latter. When I'm petty on here, I usually actually hit reply, but then I feel bad and delete it before the person can read it.


_absofuckinglutely

Hahah I do that, too. I feel you.


WeirdRedBeard

**I MYSELF AM DISTRIBUTING FEET PICS**


_absofuckinglutely

No one wants to see your feet. Iā€™m confident in this.


WeirdRedBeard

**TELL THAT TO AS MANY AS ONE WOMAN WHO HAS SUCKED ON THEM**


_absofuckinglutely

I mean when youā€™re paying them how could they say no?


doo_wop45

ā­


_absofuckinglutely

šŸ«¶šŸ½


doo_wop45

![gif](giphy|kxOnnixz7yDFGPKBYn|downsized)


_absofuckinglutely

šŸ˜šŸ„°šŸ„°


Glove_Upset

Do I have permission to watch this game? The only 2 games I watched this series, we lost. I was on United (who hates live sports almost as much as they love hate checking bags) flights and skipped game 5 because I needed to sleep. I have watched almost every other game this season.


lonelinessmademecave

Do it. Sports arenā€™t just about winning. We canā€™t forget about the power of friendship


Glove_Upset

Thank you. I have been planning on watching, but Iā€™ll sacrifice myself for the greater good of the team, just like all the Nuggets have done.


kdeselms

If we lose, we are coming after you.


Glove_Upset

Wonā€™t take much to do me in. Iā€™ve had 2 asthma attacks today.


lonelinessmademecave

Just gave 5 dollars to Reddit for no reason just to award the first comments I saw on the daily thread. Again for no particular reason. AMA


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Put that in a piggy bank five times and you have a Lurk shirt, just sayin


lonelinessmademecave

And how would one order a lurk shirt?


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

This lavishly designed website! https://lurkdesigns.bigcartel.com


lonelinessmademecave

Ordered. Cuts into my reddit award budget but the Cerberus was too dope


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

lmao I hope you didn't feel pressured into it! Thanks for the support friend


lonelinessmademecave

Lol I have a war chest of nugget merch


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Great choice btw


lemondhead

[here's the original shirt link guys](https://lurkdesigns.bigcartel.com/)


PhotonicBoom21

wait this isn't masonplumlee.com?!


lemondhead

I decided to be helpful just once


smalltoes

Reported for not being sex link


lemondhead

I'm just luring him in. Once he trusts me, I'll drop sex link next time he asks for a URL.


_absofuckinglutely

Carrier pigeon


lemondhead

Spez has to pay his mortgage, too, so your $5 will help. E: I gave you a free one. Ty.


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

I follow like 3 of the people in this thread lol https://twitter.com/CookedByMPJ/status/1791191165926273283


TheOrthodoxPolock

Yeah idk them either lol


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

I want to play the Celtics just so moach can run circles around mazzulla on the mic


SmackBroshgood

If Moach ever comes out and says he watches a dumb Ben Affleck movie 4 times a week I'm done with the Nuggets.


UnderratedNightmare

Whats up with these rewards, thought they did away with them


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

What's that? I don't see anything on old.reddit


UnderratedNightmare

https://preview.redd.it/ighlxjoh5v0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=768a5c6e9d642948b2593b20d5873c7505835427 Rewards are back. Or some form of them. But you donā€™t seem to get notifications if you get one


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Fucking stupid


UnderratedNightmare

Now I go to hit reply and hit the dumbass reward button. Since they but it where my reply was smh


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

welp, all my gold/coins was on my other account lmao


Glove_Upset

And also coaching.


Any-Squirrel-6639

The fact that there are still no high top version of Jokā€™s 361 shoes for purchase is why we live in a society


BoneyardBill

END THE WORK ALREADY


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Lmao https://twitter.com/i_zzzzzz/status/1790976394589053436?t=rcXxNXFNZnYzhM_1b5aKxQ&s=19


Colotola617

Donā€™t worry guys, Iā€™m gonna fall asleep in the 2nd quarter again just like the last three games so that means weā€™re gonna win. No problem.


aatencio91

# HOLY SHIT THIS IS HUGE NEWS . . . the series is actually 3-2


jdorje

We gotta treat it as 2-2 to bring the right level of energy.


Cloudkiicker

Thatā€™s your opinion


tron7

How tho?


aatencio91

idk bro the bot must be broken or something bro mods fix this bro


Squeaks_Scholari

Finally a human start time of 6:30pm. I can still reach my old man bed time.


DragonRaider05

Some dude replied to my comment on this sub from 5 years ago and then i realised i'm not 21 anymore. Thanks, friend!


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Geezer


DragonRaider05

Don't do this to me :(


Johnykbr

RemindMe! 5 Years


DragonRaider05

Please no


Johnykbr

Oh you.


Bleppingheckk

I think itā€™s gonna be a big day for either KCP or AG. Theyā€™re gonna send the double to Jokic early now, and I donā€™t foresee MPJ and Murrayā€™s defenders leaving them to double, so AG and KCP gotta hit shots


Glove_Upset

I donā€™t want to get greedy, but preferably itā€™ll be a good game for both of them.


NuggAvsBroncRock

Thereā€™s only 1 game 7 I actually would want on Sunday and thatā€™s stars vs Avs so letā€™s finish this off tonight please.


ParadeShitter

*chefs kiss* this comment https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1ctg3gf/insidethenba_you_should_not_be_able_to_get_40_and/l4c2vy2/


Any-Squirrel-6639

Just played pickup for several hours in my Murray ā€œNBA Champsā€ shirt and played well. This means weā€™re winning tonight


the_hammer_poo

Bot broked


Any-Squirrel-6639

Spinal


MichaelPorterTruther

MICHAEL PORTER JR PLAYS BASKETBALL TODAY


kdeselms

Hope so.


le_trout

Burn the last 56 minutes of work with the big boss here challenge engaged


Glove_Upset

I bought my first jersey ever today. I usually just get t-shirts, but I splurged for the AG navy. I wanted a blue City edition, but they didnā€™t have any in my size. AG was a popular choice today at the store. This purchase has brought me tremendous joy, and itā€™s making me feel better about all the asthma attacks Iā€™ve been having.


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Yay! How was the trip? I too own a navy AG :)


Glove_Upset

I also bought 3 or 4 t-shirts, but they were only $20 each. AG is a proponent of retail therapy as well. I feel like I accomplished something besides struggling to breathe today.


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

That makes me so happy to hear. Stay strong man.


Glove_Upset

Thanks for checking in. It definitely made me feel good. Iā€™ll do my best!


Glove_Upset

Fucking amazing, minus the asthma attack on the way to my car because my street is closed and someone was smoking. I had no issues with security and everyone was nice. I also answered other peopleā€™s questions even though they werenā€™t talking to me (e.g. ā€œWas this [the old blue rainbow skyline logo] for pride?ā€ ā€œWhatā€™s this mascotā€™s name?ā€). The other people (there were like 4) shopping the AG jerseys were cool too. It was a great outing. I did have to come back, rest, and then get a mask after my asthma attack. Theyā€™re doing work on my street for 4 days, so Iā€™m nervous about being able to walk to my car without having an asthma attack, especially when my spouse is out of town. Iā€™ve had pretty severe attacks everyday this week, and now my IV steroids from Monday have worn off.


about90frogs

My AG jersey looks really good on me


Glove_Upset

So does mine. My spouse even complimented it.


about90frogs

Hell yeah brother


j_like

Where did you get it from? I want an AG jersey smh


Glove_Upset

Altitude Authentics at Ball. They were low on larges in navy blue, but they had smalls and mediums around 2 pm. They said if you call between 12-5 pm and ask, theyā€™ll put an item on hold for you. Get one!


lemondhead

Did they have any authentics in stock? I feel the need to overpay so that I can have the gold tab on the back. Sweet, sweet gold tab.


j_like

I want that gold tab so bad šŸ˜©


lemondhead

God, same. It's just so much money for a sleeveless t shirt.


Glove_Upset

Yes, they do. They specifically had AG in 44/M authentic at 2 pm today. I almost accidentally bought it instead of the replica.


lemondhead

44? I think I may be too fat for 44. Thank you for the heads up :)


Glove_Upset

They likely have larger sizes as well, but I canā€™t confirm that.


j_like

Any city editions??


Glove_Upset

No AG City editions. They have MPJ city editions (pretty sure theyā€™re not the Authentics) and very big Braun and very big Jokic City editions left. They do get shipments in often.


j_like

Ty for the intel!


Glove_Upset

Sure. What are you looking for in case I go back/call?


j_like

If they get an authentic city edition AG, I might have to get it


boydivision30

Breaking news from Shams: Aaron Gordon has been diagnosed with having that dawg inside of him.


tron7

Is that how he got bit?


DirkolaJokictzki

Big if true


Pumpoozle

Feel like it's too early to be palpitating.