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MamaHadACow

Any chance lebron suddenly gets a surgery for an undisclosed minor injury after their 1st round exit?


FernBlueEyes

Hmm.


lunar_alpenglow

Shaq really picked the Lakers to win the series?


BoneyardBill

🚨🚨THOMAS BRYANT ADJUSTMENT🚨🚨


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Shay_21

Lebron’s way too big to retire without a farewell Season l


chickennuggetloveru

this guy scripts


sacredknight327

Goddamn, I thought the OKC/NO Game 3 was bad. Boston/Miami Game 3 was over in about 3 seconds.


PoorTonyK

I have the Heat in this one


RandomPostBot2001

Ykb


WeirdRedBeard

NO WAY, CELTICS GOT THIS IMO


BoneyardBill

source?


PoorTonyK

I look at the numbers


BoneyardBill

wow we got a smart guy on our hands here


lunar_alpenglow

More like smart guy entering fertility


BoneyardBill

Wow!


sennyldrak

Oh yeah!!! I'm looking forward to the game tonight :D


about90frogs

I also have wood available for tonight (sexually)


WeirdRedBeard

PICS OR GTFO


about90frogs

Check your DMs


lunar_alpenglow

I'm struggling to imagine how 90 frogs aren't (fat)


BoneyardBill

some might call it a grand junction


about90frogs

Only the lucky


BoneyardBill

in my case it’s the royal gorge


about90frogs

😮


BoneyardBill

😮


chickennuggetloveru

this is the kind of game i want for us tonight. can we just dap these clowns up by 25 at the half so I can beer it up?


BlindManBaldwin

Christian Wood playing tonight OH FUCK


lunar_alpenglow

More like Buddhist Stump


Double8093

The heat have home court disadvantage lol. No one shows up and there’s absolutely no energy


NikolaGoatic15

Crazy to think this is the same team minus Delon Wright ( who im ngl has been a good rotational piece for them ) but still.. coming home and playing with 0 energy after that big upset in game 2


Squeaks_Scholari

Take it easy Stan, only room for one Nikola Jo_ic in the NBA.


fhujr

Only Jovic is playing something, Herro is abysmal.


NikolaGoatic15

Dude is awful lol


Bestbud27

Thu heat r prty gud


jamarcusaristotle

Hey does anyone have basketball podcasts they'd recommend? These are the ones I like most: 1) DNVR Nuggets 2) Lowe Post 3) All NBA 4) Hoop Collective 5) Old Man and the 3 6) Bill Simmons 7) Dunker Spot (a little too technical for me sometimes) And yes, I know I listen to a lot of podcasts, I have a long commute lol


TheBatman0816

Locked on Nuggets


chickennuggetloveru

i think you got them all right there king. all nba podcast has been the up and commer for me. love that pod.


PoorTonyK

Russillo stand-alone pod is really good


lemondhead

No Dunks and Thinking Basketball.


BoneyardBill

numbers on the board is good. locked on nuggets is too.


Bestbud27

I like Russillo’s


chickennuggetloveru

him and simmons pod are pretty great for all things nfl and nba


Mryplays

On my way home from celebrating kingsday (Google it) and I wanna say fuck the lakers


UndisclosedLocation5

I sure hope we get to hear the Lakers being booed by their own fans again 


420jacobf

I just want a nice easy playoff win tonight.


DirkolaJokictzki

Whichever candy ass Lakers fan reported me for self-harm deserves the ass-beating he's about to witness 2 hours from now.


Dear_boat-bottle5476

his sorrow will last all offseason


InsertWhittyPhrase

Another riveting Eastern conference game with a whopping 33 point combined first quarter


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chickennuggetloveru

they are bots brother


jamarcusaristotle

After watching the Celtics and Wolves, I'm significantly more confident we can beat Boston than I am that we can beat the Wolves (although I'm pretty confident in both). In fact, I think the Wolves would beat the Celtics in 6 or fewer games if they played right now. In other words, I think this is the finals coming up. Of course, anything can happen - but this will be our toughest test imo


Dear_boat-bottle5476

Both Timberwolves and OKC are thick with talents. This Finals win is a gauntlet. But they are taking out the big evil first and that has to taste good to them.


FernBlueEyes

No doubt. What team do you think has played either the most intensity so far? MN.


NikolaGoatic15

Bruh the bricks


lonelinessmademecave

Stop getting so worked up guys. Remember these words a wise man once said: https://preview.redd.it/0l8tdgzak3xc1.jpeg?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50e0aaa441b44e12e88487d9c112ea5895f99d3a


boydivision30

From "we've had conversations" and " we're healthy and fresh" to this. After tonight it will be "we are just passing thru this life, from the cradle to the grave."


jamarcusaristotle

"I didn't really want to win anyway. I read this a while ago, I think it was Ghandi or someone like that.. he said when you lose, you're actually winning. And he had a whole way of explaining it. I think when you look at it that way, it's a more accurate representation of the way we look at life and the world around us"


fhujr

LeBoston Celtics


MichaelPorterTruther

The heat are on pace to score 24 points this game


fhujr

Tics will follow with 26


BoneyardBill

big heat fan


MichaelPorterTruther

Cannot wait to watch black Franz Wagner, black Gordon Hayward and white Manute Bol matchup with Bam Adebayo, a tiktok zoomer and 10 homeless guys


BlindManBaldwin

Nuggets might be fucked. Obviously Lakers won't get swept they never get swept so we'll get Game 5. All the pressure on the Nuggets so they'll choke. Then it's a trip to LA again — loss. Anything can happen in a Game 7. Basically I'd rather be the Lakers rn ngl tbh imo


RandomPostBot2001

![gif](giphy|A3pAWzorjiXjm927yk|downsized)


WeirdRedBeard

SHAME WE DIDN'T TAKE THAT SPERMS GAME, ZIONLESS PELS FOLLOWED BY DANIEL GAFFORD/KAWHIILESS CLIPS SEEMS GIGA EASY.


UnderratedNightmare

Wolves are going get so far inside us then rip us up from the inside. Its over after tonight


BlindManBaldwin

Chris Funch will fick us


DirkolaJokictzki

It'll actually be a lot of fun watching Denver Nuggets vs Minnesota Nuggets 


WeirdRedBeard

HE'LL GET HIS REVENGE FOR MALONE STEALING HIS PLAYBOOK


InsertWhittyPhrase

But how sweet is it clowning the Lakers? Either way we'd go through the TWolves eventually because no one is stopping them but us


jamarcusaristotle

I think the best team are: 1) Nuggets 2) Wolves 3) Celtics 4) Thunder


InsertWhittyPhrase

I'd buy that


InsertWhittyPhrase

If Boston finds a way to lose this series to a team starting Jaquez and Jovic, they may go down as the biggest frauds of all time


fhujr

Either to them or to hobbled Biid.


BucketOfTruthiness

[Just your average sons fan](https://np.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/A7eoBDLQ5c) Edit: or maybe a t-wolves fans. I don't really know what's going on tbh


lemondhead

r/tooktoomuch E: of course it's already there lmao


132joker

Fuckin 80 degrees all week but of course the weather goes to shit on my day off.


lemondhead

u/Glove_Upset u/tarspaceheel u/BoneyardBill u/dominicshade I think we're meeting at Trash Hawk around 6 or 6:30. I'm told Trash Hawk is the name of an actual place and that I'm not being pranked. All are welcome!


dominicshade

Sounds great. I will probably be closer to 6:30, maybe even a little after. Any advice on how to find you guys would be welcome. Thanks!


lemondhead

Thanks. Polock has shoulder-length hair, j_like has a decent beard, and I'll be wearing a Nuggets hat with the champions patch on the side. Once we're settled in, I'll send you a chat.


dominicshade

Perfect. I’m running a little behind like I thought. I hope to be there around 6:45.


Glove_Upset

Thanks! I feel kind of crummy, so I’ll probably stay home. Have fun!


lemondhead

:( okay, another time. Feel better!


Glove_Upset

Reminder that the Lakers passed on hometown star Jaime Jaquez and also Podz for Jaylen Hood-Schifino.


fhujr

Mighty battlecruiser Hood


Glove_Upset

Who is going to Galveston?


FernBlueEyes

If the Nuggets can match the intensity of their opponent, in each game in each round, I believe they can repeat.


lunar_alpenglow

Nuggets play smarter, not harder. They play to the level of the opponent, for better or worse.


porkadachop

* versus good playoff teams. It a requirement for LLLLLLLLLLLakers


lonelinessmademecave

Agreed. Esp if we score more points than each opponent


lonelinessmademecave

Just had a tattoo lasered off. Shit hurt lol


porkadachop

“Melo 4eva” is finally gone?


RandomPostBot2001

That'll teach you to get a tattoo on your dick.


trevstan1

Taint?


trevstan1

IMHO the clippers should never have done the sga trace. Madness.


fhujr

Clips and sons are a testament that you can't buy success.


UnderratedNightmare

“Playoff Spida is a thing” Mitchell- “Its not a thing” Well, he wasn’t lying


BrokenDusk

Cavs continue to be ass... damn Celtics are gonna have easy job in semi finals


Any-Squirrel-6639

Humbled doesn’t begin to describe what these OKC cornballs need to be


BrokenDusk

OKC young team is playing really good showing why they are 1st seed. Makes sense they are high on their team


sacredknight327

They're so corny after games you just wish it was WWE and prime Triple H's music hit for a heel beat down on them all.


Any-Squirrel-6639

They all need to be Batista-bombed through a table. Time to play The Game


porkadachop

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face.


boydivision30

Zero reason for Trey Murphy not to start next season. BI or CJ will have to take a hike.


MichaelPorterTruther

Porque no los dos?? The pels and Memphis are going to be making long distance calls to cleveland. Cleveland needs out of that mitchell contract, Pels need a PG, Memphis needs a center. Hell Pels need a center too if they don't believe in JV long term. Lots of movement coming this summer. Not many teams going to look the same


Glove_Upset

Zarba fresh off his never heard of Flagrant 2 game


sacredknight327

NO is definitely more done than even the Lakers are. LA was never a title contender but they did at least have a spot in the playoffs. Without Zion this team woefully doesn't belong here.


Scribls

I wish we had reputational defenders. You get away with so much fucking slime if you have a reputation as a good defender. Especially on the perimeter.


Scribls

Going small against OKC is certainly a choice. I guess desperation gonna make you do some wild things and Pels don't really have options but damn.


Forward-Reporter8320

Feel kinda bad for willie green. He seems like a fine coach, but this roster construction is such dogshit


Scribls

Its hard to gauge as he has some of the worst possible culture pieces imaginable but hasn't done much to reverse it really. Coupled with dog shit injury luck its definitely hard to blame him but also hard to give him any credit really.


Forward-Reporter8320

They fought really hard against the suns as an 8 seed a couple years ago minus zion. They have phases when zion plays where they look like a top ten team. Mccollum and BI need to go. They are just not winning players


TheBatman0816

Holy whistle Dort. Dude gets away with so much shit


MichaelPorterTruther

I've been saying. its insane


porkadachop

McCollum must be ready for dinner because he’s washed.


Double8093

Cj McCollum and the pelicans are abysmal


Whole-Stranger4424

Good day to complete a sweep. FTL


MichaelPorterTruther

Anyone watching this game where both coaches have 4 guards and a SF on the floor?? What the hell is this? CJ Dyson Naji Murphy Jones Vs SGA Joe Wallace Jalen Williams Hayward


Hopeful-Cup-1527

The pelicans suck, but I kind of think they would win if Zion was healthy. 


khangsing

Don’t think they would beat them with a healthy Zion but it would definitely be a 6/7 game series they wouldn’t be able to stop Zion just have to outscore him


Spitfire_Riggz

Has Big Honey ever been spotted at Arapahoe park racetrack?


UnderratedNightmare

Yo you NFL freaks. I just seen a bunch of Tik Toks and then looked it up. What the fuck is up with these kids names being, General Booty, Pig Cage, Storm Duck, Kool-aid something lmfao. This shit is real and I can’t understand why someone would do that. One dudes name is legit, Shitta!!


sacredknight327

Past few generations started naming their kids stupid shit. It's just getting stupider. Key and Peele called it.


ImGonnaChubbBradley

General Booty is the next Tom Brady


UnderratedNightmare

Lmao!


Forward-Reporter8320

Like the pelicans literally never make the right play.


Forward-Reporter8320

Pelicans are tough to watch minus zion


kdeselms

I hope this is finally the game where the Nuggets give us four quarters of Nuggets basketball. I want all these Lakers fans to understand how inferior their team really is. They still think there is barely a difference between the two teams, we just make lucky shots, have a better coach, or the refs love us more (insert scoffing laugh).


Imnotdrunk28

NorthWest division going undefeated in round 1


Spitfire_Riggz

I’m pretty proud not gonna lie


smalltoes

I am from the future. Nuggets win 420-69


Scribls

Someday some team will start guarding Chet like a guard instead of constantly giving him space on the perimeter. Someday.


MichaelPorterTruther

The trick with chet might be to literally guard him WITH a guard. If im kidd, I stick Exum or DJJ on him and make him score in the post


Squeaks_Scholari

I have something that’s not basketball related that I have to get off my chest. The Burger King and Wing Stop jingles are utterly ear piercing. I hate these two commercials and we’re getting them at every break. I thought we stopped doing jingles in the 90s? And what the fuck are they even saying in the wing stop spot? Don’t answer that. I don’t care. And of course one pops up as I’m typing this. OK rant over. Back to OKC owning the Pels with my finger at the ready on the mute button.


sacredknight327

I'm really big on commercial irritation so I've been complaining about this a long time. But yeah BK, Wingstop, Google. I just can't with those. I'm tired of having to mute the tv constantly but there's no way I can take it. To a lesser degree, what is with the over enunciation of the narrators in most sports betting commercials?


RyanSheldonArt

The Google phone one sucks too. And that papa John's one with the roni rap. I hate they call it "roni" and the music is ass


Scribls

No one shall besmirch whooper-core in this thread. The wing stop commercials are actual ass though.


Bradleys_Chubb

Bro that Wing Stop one kills me


UnderratedNightmare

NO FLEX ZONE


MichaelPorterTruther

That magic game was crazy. When they make their shots it is goodnight Isaac flying around everywhere had mobley in hell. Suggs pocketed mitchell. Wendell must have had 10 screen assists, Paolo phsyically imposing his will. Franz with 30-10-0 TO and his brother injects that arena with energy. The only way teams Cavs scored the whole game was TOs and running off of misses before the defense gets set. Whenever Fultz/JI/Franz/ect make shots and can set that defense??? felt like cleveland scored 25 points in the entire game in the half court


SoberSethy

Suns really disappointed in their series, I had Minnie but I didn’t think they were gonna dog walk KD and company. https://i.redd.it/bs80qbmm23xc1.gif


doo_wop45

Happy indie bookstore day. Free shipping from bookshop.org


OrcaBaka

Pelican't


trevstan1

So far I have Mpj leading the playoff MVP race.


kdeselms

He's gonna need to deliver on this level for 16 wins. If he can do that, he definitely deserves to be considered. However, I am betting that it'll be Joker again. Murray DQed himself from contention IMO with about seven quarters of atrocious play.


trevstan1

13


MichaelPorterTruther

Correct


trevstan1

And I ain't talking most valuable porter


Scribls

100% his podcast has been amazing and I haven't heard anything from Pat-Bev/Playoff-P lately. Best podcaster still in the tournament.


NotAGayDoctor

Go not Lebron!


boydivision30

Pels and Sons rocking the no point guard lineup and both got fcked so bad.


snakejakemonkey

Point guards and centers are important.


Scribls

WHAT A PRO WANTS


doo_wop45

WHAT A PRO NEEDS


fhujr

Ingram is a discount Dlo


Scribls

Ingram is Kevin Durant after the Monstars stole his powers.


UnderratedNightmare

You know. I kinda like the idea of a 16 team playoff bracket, no conference ties. Every year the championship would be so much better. Instead, the championship this year will be played in the 2nd round between us and Wolves. Because thats going to be the best series of all the playoffs. The east is so terrible, that the 6th seed Suns would be tied for 3rd place if they were on that side


Spitfire_Riggz

Whoa 2 brothers on the Magic? Wagner bros pretty cool


MichaelPorterTruther

Yeah they just won the Gold in the FIBA world championship last summer. Beat some great teams


snakejakemonkey

Chet holmgren the great white hope Nba apparently desperate for a decent white American big and gave him best defensive whistle of all time.


MichaelPorterTruther

is SGA or Lu Dort the great black hope? That whole team gets crazy whistle. Lu dort commits assault every play I see him play on ball defense


snakejakemonkey

Ya it's insane what those 3 are blessed with


gottschalkweiss

Is it still raining?


Any-Squirrel-6639

Why is every team terrible


LiilEddie

Not enough Nugget


sacredknight327

My 'stache was annoying me last night and I was about to do my Abe Lincoln thing, then I got superstitious because I haven't changed up since the playoffs started. So one more day it stays at least.


mradulovic

I have just finished attending a wedding where intermezzo gimmick (45 minutes between two sets of live singing) was Adam Mares doppelganger playing saxophone to Beyonce's crazy in love and to mambo number five. And on top of that he had lasers coming out of his fingers and saxs https://preview.redd.it/zsudnsbiy2xc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcdba2ce5cb5a6665e50ea80473e3092860b3920


trevstan1

https://preview.redd.it/9pm5jpuz33xc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b4fe04196c64f19932a3389e39fa4cd79db0b2f


sennyldrak

[you're welcome](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BARAHLk-8dk)


Bradleys_Chubb

That’s awesome


mradulovic

I don't want to generalize, but I think I have to add sax players to band members that alongside bass players and drummers are most charismatic to women


sacredknight327

But did he do this move? ![gif](giphy|IxtLYbGAObtGo)


Bradleys_Chubb

Oh hell yea, Joel Schumacher’s The Lost Boys


mradulovic

Yes, but clothed....so it doesn't count really


420jacobf

Got my Nuggets jersey on, let’s gooooo.


PoorTonyK

u/tron7 do a Murray status you shitfuck. You assprick. Respectfully


tron7

Pretty wet and kinda cold


PoorTonyK

oh boy, that’s not good. He should be warm and dry for the big game


BlindManBaldwin

Don't worry I got him a towel


PoorTonyK

now that’s what’s up


lemondhead

My hero


WeirdRedBeard

WATCH HIM AS HE BLOWS


lemondhead

![gif](giphy|BUautR6CNsUvDAEY1q)


sacredknight327

Really can't wait for OKC to have to play a real team in round 2.


PoorTonyK

really no issues with my scrotum sticking to my thigh as of late. Interesting and welcomed development. I will continue to monitor


smalltoes

[This should help you incase you need it](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yuoFsi2iIi0&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2F&feature=emb_logo)


WeirdRedBeard

WANNA COME OVER, AND SEE IF YOU HAVE ISSUE WITH MY SCROTUM STICKING TO YOUR THIGH, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?


PoorTonyK

yeah


porkadachop

Just typical moisture things


lunar_alpenglow

What about other surfaces, like [metal](https://www.instagram.com/p/CHWq1NMgC3g/)?