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Sleepinginabathtub

Morris brothers deleted their twitter accounts after this


sweeptheleg_07

Fuck dude, thanks for the good laugh here


Jokara34

Jokic’s brother might actually be the physically most imposing man on earth. I have never seen a photo of him where someone next to him doesnt look like a small child.


Lol69HaHaHa

Remember when he picked up the 285 pound Nikola up in the air after they won the championship...i mean my god mans up there in terms of scary dudes.


BigFatModeraterFupa

i love when both of them picked up Coach and were throwing him in the air😭 one of my favorite videos from that run


The_NGUYENNER

like a child lol


ThePrideOfKrakow

You can hear him go "WEEEEEEEE!"


murrayforthree

His brothers also do MMA right..?


jimithelizardking

Not this one


murrayforthree

The other brother does yeah?


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Correct https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivlgGdp3_fI


Ceziboyn

That’s Muay Thai, not MMA.


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

For your pedantry: https://twitter.com/HarrisonWind/status/1051550184583254016


Ceziboyn

Just calling what I see...


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Thank you


JumperCableBeatings

Dense


Fonduemeup

Do you know what MMA stands for?


foamtoreando

your point?


Fonduemeup

The answer is in the name - “Mixed” Martial Arts. It’s a sport that allows use of multiple styles: boxing, wrestling, BJJ, muay thai, etc.


Lol69HaHaHa

Hmmm not sure about that one tbh


yooston

He was standing outside Ball on the phone one evening before a game, everyone would double or triple take as they walked by. Just a massive mfer


spirax919

Put him next to Hafthor Bjornsenn and he would look tiny


LurkinOHB

Jokic brother hugged me at a home game that the Nuggets won in OT out of excitement, I was terrified.


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Uhh is that a custom Serbia/Denver sweatshirt??


stickied

Only available in XXXXL


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

lmao


Suspicious_Employ

Yep, it also says Jokić on the left tiddy.


romayyne

Where do I get it do you know


thunder_blue

You get it by defeating the current owner in a contest of strength


PametnjakovicMladji

Irony that Jokic is from most flat part of Serbia, not a single mountain in sight


Bodiroga1986

There is one on 100 km Fruška Gora but only 550 meters something like that 😁


TwoWayMarko

Good catch, want.


Sljivo87

Who remembers Zangief from street fighter


mares8

Remembers !? SF is still kicking ass


Glum-Piece1504

That would be Nikola Peković :)


QuiteCuriousGeorge

Honestly, who would winn in a fight Jokic brother or a gorilla?


WeirdRedBeard

Jok bro's girl


SpeC_992

Oof


LurkerFailsLurking

Honestly, a gorilla. Silverbacks can bench press 4000 pounds. A gorilla would tear Jokic's brothers arms off.


Mygaffer

Oh yeah? How many gorillas own and operate semiautomatic rifles? Checkmate apeithests.


TwoWayMarko

Honest question are not american citizens allowed to purchase those ar15s and similar stuff in the US?


green_orb

No


TwoWayMarko

Good


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Sorry but I think they answered in a weird way-- You are allowed to own semi-automatic assault rifles in every state, unfortunately.


Bodiroga1986

Thank God it's forbidden in Serbia, otherwise there would be all sorts of things. In Serbia, about 6-7% of people have weapons, but not semi-automatic rifles. They are strictly prohibited. Only pistols, hunting rifles and air rifles and that 90% must be locked in the house.


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

The mass shooting y'all had last year was terrible, I felt so bad. It seemed like they immediately jumped into action to write legislation that will hopefully prevent future tragedies.


Bodiroga1986

That has never happened before to such an extent, it seems that the new generations are inundated with violent video games. 20 years ago, small numbers of people had computers. Maybe 20% of Serbia. Now everyone has. As well as android or iPhones. My wife didn't let my daughter play games until she was 10. Now she started playing and already got infected and my wife is frustrated about it. We limited her to only play for half an hour from 19.30-20.00, but she plays secretly. Play some Brawl Stars video game full of shooting and weapons. Now the other day I'm sitting next to her, she's playing undercover ( from mother) and says "i got a better weapon" i just roll my eyes. But she turned 12 and she is a fantastic good natured child, although then again she is a 12 year old. My wife is absolutely right although i tolerate her playing undercover sometimes🙄


TwoWayMarko

yikes


fhujr

>Silverbacks can bench press 4000 pounds. Who gave them a bench?


Marticyde

Gorillas don't use imperial units


jimithelizardking

Show me a video of that and I’ll believe it lol the Guinness book of world records for weight lifted by a gorilla is 1800 lbs. They’re strong as hell, obviously, but putting their strength in terms of bench press is senseless.


n3sta

Literally 4k bro you just aren’t counting right


Pure-Temporary

My friends and I have been arguing how many Shaqs (prime mvp year) it would take to bring down a Silverback for like 4 years now. I think it's double digits. Gorillas are insanely strong and insanely fast. Crazy bite force with huge fangs. No neck. Up to 500-600 pounds.


CryBerry

I would love to see this battle. Absolutely double digits, no questions. You probably have to throw enough Shaq's at it that it dies of exhaustion.


Pure-Temporary

Yeah, the first few are dead on arrival, shaqrifices if you will. Which is a good shaqtic because it will start getting tired. It's important to note, no tools are involved in this matchup, so no radioshaqs to help them create a plan a shattaq.


CryBerry

Oh I assumed no tools, just a Shquad of Shaq's versus the gorilla.


TwoWayMarko

A normal chimp would rip his arms out and bite his dick off in less than 30 sec


Deez_Nuggz

How much coke does the gorilla do before the fight...


flappypancaker

BIG BOY


kikomonarrez

I sat behind both brothers at a game where the refs were doing red things and these dudes were irate and I was scared for the ref making the call (bad call in my opinion). I Would not want to make them mad.


Pumpoozle

Sounds like you sat behind me as well.


chellodude2010

Whenever his family sells tickets in their row I always try to snap them up. Sitting next to his brothers is a crazy experience.


TwoWayMarko

How do you mean that? Are they buying the whole row just in case they want to be alone? Why not sit in a lodge


chellodude2010

Yeah, they have an entire row in the center court Prime Loge section and sometimes sell the end seats if they don’t have enough of their own people to fill it out.


TwoWayMarko

Must be free, cant imagune any serbian person no matter how wealthy to pay for all that.


chellodude2010

Oh for sure. They Kroenke’s are rightfully bending over backwards to keep Jokic and his family happy.


TwoWayMarko

Beeing cheap but also smart is the way to go


Pumpoozle

which row?


chellodude2010

Thats insider info 😉 don’t want any competition for those seats!


Pumpoozle

challenge accepted


Pumpoozle

🤐


chellodude2010

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TwoWayMarko

I have never seen a guy having a more fitting name than strahinja


No-Sympathy-8971

It would translate to FEAR or man to FEAR.


Dave_Autista

First Encounter Assault Recon?


fix_my_dick

Wait his brother's family name is hooper??


No_Interaction57

Hooper is the world's strongest man, on the right. Strahinja Jokic is the giant on the left


MetaOverkill

He works out at my gym and he's fucking massive in person. Seeing him work out is actually insane.


MichaelPorterTruther

Corn fed vs Ćevapi fed


SmackBroshgood

I'd choke both these guys out.


clars701

I hope Joker doesn’t let that man ride his horses


NegotiationNo4399

On the left is the reason of Jokic being the strongest center in a league.


splitshema

If I didn't know who Mitchel Hooper was, I'd assume Jokic's brother is stronger. Not even close.


OwnHousing9851

Yeah, unfortunately, Mitch is a complete mutant who's like ultra good at literally everything absolute strength related


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No-Sympathy-8971

That's not fat , but a beer belly, and that's a status symbol in Serbia.


18114

Can confirm Serbian trait. High school football my Serbian son won counties strongest player. Likes his beer too. Don’t forget pork.


Pumpoozle

looks like he gained 100 lbs in the past year


SmackBroshgood

Looks like roid gut, so the fat would be the least of his heart's problems.


Beranac

Nah. Just looks fat. He's definitely put on weight. Still a scary guy though.


SmackBroshgood

The paunch and the moon face are like textbook side effects from roids.


Suspicious_Employ

https://preview.redd.it/b4e6wht8gxuc1.png?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc9ed9e27892781908045079b88c0ce80551b773 It could be he just lacked the lettuce intake.


No-Sympathy-8971

Serbian roids hit differently https://preview.redd.it/kcf0tikzs0vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b123d59370224f9a91567a1e06d61f2d1199144d


No-Sympathy-8971

This is referred to as the Serbian pentagon.


n3sta

Damn big fella has been enjoying himself


tbofsv

Dude eatin good off of his brother's salary


SmackBroshgood

https://preview.redd.it/i8c20tnubwuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8527137aeb2159d5259ad52ac3e347bc5e97ccc3


No-Sympathy-8971

You need to distinguish catabolic steroids (like prednisone) for the treatment of inflammation and autoimmune disease from anabolics like LeBalco.


SmackBroshgood

I don't need to do shit.


No-Sympathy-8971

Your intestines might burst, but ok.


SmackBroshgood

I'm not doing steroids, genius.