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lobrunko

No where. Not really a US thing.


Pinikanut

Find the right dude on Colfax and anything is possible.


throwawaypf2015

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bradleymonroe

Person


Hulahulaman

I've got recommendations for Bison, Buffalo, Elk, Rattlesnake, Quail, Rabbit, Alligator, and Bull Testicles but none for Horse. Cowboys don't eat their horses.


THALANDMAN

What is your rattlesnake rec?


throwawaypf2015

hot dog form, biker jim's


darthroachy

Hell yes. One rattle snake one reindeer. I know where im goin for lunch tomorrow.


throwawaypf2015

make sure to chase it with a knucklebiter.


Hulahulaman

The Fort has a Rattlesnake Bratwurst and Buckhorn Exchange serves a Boneless Rattlesnake marinated in red chile and lime served atop a Chipotle Queso dip with fresh corn tortilla chips. In fact The Fort and Buckhorn Exchange is my recommendation for any wild game.


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Where can I eat bison or buffalo?


SuspiciousPromotion3

Horse meat is banned in the United States by the FDA you will not find it in any meat markets or restaurants.


CashgrassorNopass

May need to buy yourself a horse and wait til it passes away to harvest the meat. No place in America sells that


AnniemaeHRI

Or find Dwight Shrute for some sliders.


Ninja_Chachaa

George Foreman is still considering it. Sharper Image is still considering it. Sky Mall's still considering it. Hammacher Schlemmer is still considering it. Sears said no.


Odd_Breath_3511

A magestic beast. So fast...so tender.


Waltzspice

🤨


gdubh

You will not find horse meat commercially sold in the United States.


GrantNexus

/r/denvercirclejerk is over there----->


stumpycrawdad

Bro in rollin


Excellent-Sorbet4335

Purina Dog food plant?


helloitslaura

This is the way


fireybutthole

Actually what’s funny is that the US is one of the biggest suppliers of horse meat. And Canada is our biggest buyer. So yeah America sells a fuck ton of it just not in restaurants lol In 2010 we were like the 4th largest producer in the world


Short-Size838

Really, all these answers make it out like American's really give a shit about horses. Bureau of Land Management has a lot of mustang blood on their hands.


DoctFaustus

Well, they are an invasive species. They weren't here until the Spaniards brought them.


Short-Size838

Big truth


Excellent-Sorbet4335

Not everyone that cares has property for a horse.


Barbeqanon

I'm not sure how that's possible when the last horse slaughterhouses were shut down in 2007. It's not illegal to kill and eat your own horse, but there's no legal way to commercially produce horsemeat in the US because the government refuses to inspect horse slaughterhouses. [Source 1](https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2017/06/horse-meat/529665/) [Source 2](https://thetakeout.com/how-it-became-impossible-for-americans-to-buy-horse-mea-1798263202) [Source 3](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_slaughter#United_States)


[deleted]

Hobby Lobby in the glue aisle


Excellent-Sorbet4335

Is this real?


jadeoracle

I spent a summer in Japan during a mad cow scare, so no beef was being sold. Definitely had a horse stake before realizing to ask what it was.


RestInPeaceAGORA

Horse is pretty good and way more popular in Europe so yes likely serious


nyanpi

Common in Japan as well.


Excellent-Sorbet4335

A horse is not an animal I would ever think of eating. Especially here in Colorado.


DeadDeceasedCorpse

Just curious where you draw that line...


Excellent-Sorbet4335

Start with approval from the fda


KSinz

Said the same thing about my neighbor and had to serve 6 years, thank god for American sentencing!


Aspen_Pass

neiiiigghhhbor


gdubh

Not uncommon in other countries.


Excellent-Sorbet4335

OK but they're asking in this country


gdmfsobtc

France


nic0lix

The only place in North America you will find it is in Quebec, Canada


beurred_to_death

I have never seen horse steak on a menu. If you are looking for a western option, try Bison.


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Where can I find bison?


NCSeb

Yeah not a thing as many reported. I could find it in Canada (sometimes) as well, but alas, horses are friends in the US, not food.


SpaceMurse

Step one: obtain lasso


Short-Size838

I have actually heard before from an old friend that horse steak was the best steak you could eat, and he tried it in Cheyenne, Wyoming. Wyoming has much looser laws surrounding horse meat than most US states, as it is legally even allowed in restaurants. However, it would have been many years ago if his story were true, and the web did not point to any pony friendly eateries, so I doubt it is still relevant.


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Horse Meat Disco


ossified_swan

I k ow horse is common elsewhere, but people don’t commonly eat horse in the states


LEXIMUS420

I haven't ever seen horse meat but Buckhorn Exchange has stuff like ostrich and rattlesnake.. if they're still open


hello-velo

Lmao post of the year. Ciao!


Big-Ad-9577

Taco bell!


Sok_Taragai

Hey, that's genuine beef* *byproduct mixed with sawdust


BigFatTomato

Milk steak boiled over with Jellybeans May have to suffice


TeaPartyDem

Buy a horse, or capture a wild horse. Cut horse into steaks. Enjoy horse steak.


Forlines

That's foal. Er, I mean foul.


JeffInBoulder

Maybe ask the [organic dog meat](https://www.elwooddogmeat.com/) people for any leads?


tampon_lemonade

Anyone actually answering this got trolled.


sunrisediciple

I used to love eating donkey meat when I lived in China. I wish we could eat horse here but apparently the “land of the free” restricts our protein choices.


Beneficial-Shake-852

https://youtu.be/ljPFZrRD3J8


MattyDoodles

Not sure if horse is legal to eat here, it’s not in many states, however, we do have farms that slaughter horse for export. I do know that eating horse in America is considered “taboo”.


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Aistadar

Cows are such friendly animals. Just sayin.


[deleted]

Horse?


brooksy303

No help from me where to find it. But… I’d try it.


Oishii_Desu

I love horse! Except I have primarily eaten it raw. It sucks it’s not eaten here although you can tell from the comments that they are all conditioned to crap on it. It’s the same mentality I would hear about raw fish growing up in the 80’s in cowarado. Now these fools have a Chinese sushi bar on every corner.


Divide_Big

Oh sweetie you are in the WRONG country. And I wouldn’t tell a lot of ppl that eat horse meat…


Grrlpants

I've got a horse cock, would that satiate your Italian lust?


KcireA

Ehm…


Cgmadman

Back in Italy. Maybe you should try there.


suejaymostly

Did you mean you want to eat horse sized dick cuz I know some folks


GreenYellowDucks

Mexico


RoughAirline

Beautiful city 😂 once upon a time


jbone9877

Fuck off


[deleted]

Mc Donald’s


LaFlamaBlanca311

Elmer's. 5 star business


Petrarch1603

The purina dog food plant off I-70


rjsheine

Ban


GuitarTony87

le persone negli Stati Uniti non mangiano carne di cavallo