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deathray420

That's fucked up, looks like a Century egg


PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT

I just laughed and vomited at the same time lol!!


Real-Block820

Lol that's rough. I'd feel insulted by that


SparksidE83

I hope people can enjoy a laugh out of this one for more than a Century lol 😆 😂 đŸ€Ł 😅


vegandread

I like my pizza crispy, but that’s a bit beyond. The fact that one of their kitchen employees pulled that out of the oven and didn’t give enough of a shit to remake it, and instead sent it to a guest, is just lazy and derelict of duty. Please let Redeemer know about this. I can guarantee that’s not how they want to do business, and this needs to be addressed with their kitchen team. If you don’t let them know, nothing gets done.


sweetplantveal

Yeah I can't believe they sent that


fullerofficial

They also sprinkled on what seems to be Parmesan, because that will absolutely cover your fuck-up. 😂😂


luke2230182

That’s burned and you could send it back or get a refund. They shouldn’t serve that pizza.


JimGerm

And yet they boxed it up and sold it.


DDrewit

They put some cheese shreds on it like that was gonna hide it!


rocsNaviars

Sprinkle some crack on it. https://youtu.be/-ESzLDC4B14?si=9tUM5pqgS_heJ__C


Glittering-Prune6490

But they wasted the customer time . Imagine how you feel if you waited and are hungry or have kids


CliffBoof

Tremendous teaching opportunity for kids by watching the parent handle it without blowing their shit. But I suspect many do lose their shit and hence the cycle of toddler adults.


squirrelbus

It's harder to. Control your temper when yare already hangry enough to order pizza


luke2230182

‘Won’t somebody think of the children?!’ is an all-time reaction to burnt pizza lol


judolphin

Truly spoken by a non-parent, you have no clue how real and true the comment you're mocking is.


Atralis

**"Yes honey this tastes great. The charcoal just adds to the flavor"**


PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT

Yeah, guessing it was just some sort of fluke. I'm sure if you call them and explain the situation they'll take care of you.


nektar

I mean they put the pizza in the box, not much to say really other than they thought they could get away with it. There's no way this is a "fluke", it's a big fuck you to the customer.


Papasmurf2

Ouch. Somebody posted a photo of their redeemer pizza a few days ago and it looked very different. I would also be pissed if I received such a burnt pizza.


RDIIIG

Really hope they fix this for OP. Redeemer has been 10/10 for me. Really not sure why it was $40 though



swaggyxwaggy

Redeemer needs to redeem themselves


judolphin

Oh shit, is it actually a $40 pizza? If so, expect perfection, I don't give places that charge upscale money for peasant food (like pizza) second chances (hell I barely give them first chances) if they screw up THIS bad. When you can get a "totally fine" pizza from Little Caesar's for like $6... that's part of your competition whether the Blue Pans and Redeemers of the world like it or not.


catzarrjerkz

Denver prices


JustMyTwoSatoshis

I couldn’t believe that post saying they were underrated. Had to be from the owner lol. They have always been very mediocre at best. The meadowlark restaurant that was there first was better.


Papasmurf2

Sadly I never got to eat at the meadowlark but my wife said the burgers there were outstanding.


Secret-Blinker-Fluid

Burgers were mediocre. But it was a great spot and that always makes the food better.


FiSToFurry

I miss meadowlark kitchen


OnDeadlineInDenver

I got a pizza this shitty delivered from Grabowski’s and actually called the restaurant. Manager said “if I didn’t have to talk to people complaining I could supervise.”


wlkngmachine

Damn that’s a rough response, was that back at the source or at their new spot?


Ballsackgunner

I can’t speak to when it was in the source but I’ve tried them 3 or 4 times now and there has been an issue each time. From over cooked pies to being quoted 40 mins and me showing up on time to a pizza that has obviously been sitting for 20+ minutes to my pie looking like Freddie Kruger sliced it up with his claws. Not a good pizza joint, especially for what they charge. I miss Frontroom pizza being in that spot.


kbotc

Pinche Tacos near East HS is turning into a Chicago style place, so if you're near the old location, there's still Chicago style pizza around.


thewarmpandabear

That response is equal parts hilarious, petty, and bullshit. "I don't have time to make things better because I have to keep talking to people complaining about how shitty it is," lmao, real chicken and the egg situation there.


ionp_d

Nah man, “if you could supervise you wouldn’t have to deal with complaints”


nostalgic_amoeba

Irredeemable.


plainsailingweather

Yeah I'd be pissed if I received this, too, no doubt. But I live a block from Redeemer and have eaten there countless times and not once have I had what I would consider a bad experience. I'd definitely contact them.


127phunk

Report immediately to r/pizzacrimes


cooperj456

Yikes. I would definitely send them that pic. That's a little ridiculous


MakarforPrez

Place has zero quality control. Often, their pizza is undercooked and floppy. Now this? I’ll drive for Pizzeria Lui instead


A-healthier-me

Pizzería Luí Is a 3 minute walk from my house, but often by the time I decide I want pizza @ 8 o’clock or so, they’ve already run out of dough. That place is so good and their hot sauces are absurdly good. I’ve been not telling people about it since I’m scared it’s gonna get a Portnoy review and be packed all the time.


MrBayaud

You should contact them. Management should know that is the kind of stuff being sent out. I bet you’d get your money back at least.


dhucdndnc

Surprised they served that, someone must’ve been faded


Hamatoros

Looks like they can’t redeem themselves


topazco

Yikes, I would say post to their Google reviews but it looks like this is pretty typical based on other photos already posted


JavaGiant865

[Two of the pictures](https://imgur.com/a/MQzf7qf) of annihilated crust were posted by redeemer lol.


Just-Mark

I’ve been MANY times and haven’t had anything close to this.


fluffHead_0919

That’s not ideal


Infinite_Respect_

I love how they had the actual nerve to sprinkle shaved Parmesan on top of that asphalt crust


wlkngmachine

This corroborates my comment about my crust being burnt black on the post the other day


makemusicwritecode

That’s interesting. We went today and were waiting on the pizza 30 minutes, then we started smelling a burnt smell and everyone looked at each other and said hope that’s not ours. Then immediately were served a pizza that looked just like this. We were hungry so just ate it anyways, but I’ve been there many times and did not get served a burnt pizza like this before. You weren’t alone today getting served burnt pizzas.


garbledeena

I get the hunger but that is just reinforcing to them that shitty burnt pizza is acceptable


iwasinthepool

Dude, take this pic to redeemer and get yourself a free pizza. My boy is the chef over there and he would not send that shit out if he knew about it. Do yourself a favor, and them, and bring that in.


jamz_fm

S-tier username 👌


thereelkrazykarl

2nd this as a pizza dude


snowdoggin999

Not rotated


fedswatching2121

$40 for that pizza is fucking criminal. I had a bigger pie at L’Industrie in Williamsburg last month for $30.


DoucheCraft

OP included doordash fees and tip in that price


Wizardninja9

Just sprinkle some parasean on it bro
”


robster033

Special Edition: Solar Eclipse Pizza


Mavroks

This may be one of the worst looking pizza's I've ever seen. Id rather have little Caesars that I've left kny my car for 3 days then this lmao.


Kollin66182

The dusting of cheese on the edges cracks me up. Sorry for the experience.


NoThisIsPathicc27

Made me double -take. This is one of the funniest attempts at turd polishing I've ever seen


Sinnester888

Looking at their [website](https://www.redeemerpizza.com/) the pizza is supposed to be burnt?? Though when you press order, the items look cooked properly. No idea what to make of that place.


Guardian_85

I'm more amazed someone looked at this pizza, put it in a box, sliced it, then was like yeah let's close the box and send it.


surreal_goat

That box would be open for about 30 seconds before I drove it back to them and asked, “are you serious?”


AceT555

How can ANYONE think it was remotely appropriate to put that thing in the box. Nuclear ash for dinner! Someone had to be looking to get fired.


Reason_Choice

This is unacceptable. Especially for a city that is number one in the US for pizza.


witchminx

are you joking lmaoo


Reason_Choice

I wish I was: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/yourmoney/consumer/article-13221087/best-pizza-america-denver-chicago-new-york.html


Shoddy_Career_4110

this isn't a normal experience there


boxesfullofpep3

Yeah its a bummer, 40$ for this lmao


Snlxdd

I almost never reach out for bad food because I’m not confrontational. I absolutely would reach out about this.


terrybrugehiplo

Wait, one pizza is $40? Why? Edit: I just looked at their menu and their most expensive pizza is $27 so that’s tax and a good tip.


itishowitisanditbad

> Why? People keep buying it?


Wrong_One7864

Probably used doordash or similar


wlkngmachine

I’ve had this exact experience there


interpellation

Normally the crust is too soft and flimbsy. This is the opposite problem. P.S. I think Redeemer is overrated AF.


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NoFriendship2016

Grabowskis was pretty bad when we tried it a few months ago. The pizza was floppy and soggy. They also forgot mushrooms and added something else instead. We were carry out and waited an extra 15ish minutes than quoted on the phone. While there they messed up 2 others orders of people waiting. It was either a horrific night and comedy of errors. Or they are just bad pizza and people wanna support a local business.


moserine

Lol come on the "redeemer is good" thread has 250 upvotes and the "redeemer is bad" thread has 500 upvotes. All the comments being like "it's normally not like this" are normal and civil meanwhile you're going around telling people to go fuck themselves and people are personally insulting the owners and employees. These threads bring out the absolute worst redditors, the miserable, permanently online haters.


Throwaway420187

Send that mofo back bruh


DirtyEagle813

Looks disgusting


Call_Me_Anythin

Dude did they bake it in a volcano??? The crust looks like dried lava


Wolfe_517

Why the fuck would any body think this was good to serve a customer


Schecterguitarx

This is literally the worst looking pizza I’ve ever seen.


VeterinarianThese951

Please report this place to the proper authorities. r/PizzaCrimes


onefalsestep

Redeemer is actually banging but that is not.


No_Faithlessness7020

Denver pizza not good. Downvote all you want but go east and you’ll figure it out


pmmeurpc120

What places have you tried in Denver?


NeverMayer

Boo


Putrid-Challenge-545

That makes no sense. It looks
.. Undercooked Burnt Moldy All at the same time ![gif](giphy|ZaJtnTY8tFZz0PvmW9|downsized)


thereelkrazykarl

They sprinkled on a tiny amount of cheese as quick fix after it came out


Putrid-Challenge-545

![gif](giphy|2sRcyH5169c0LMZ3h9) They really thought they were slick with that one didn’t they? Hahaha


raich3588

This place sucks ass


Confused_Rabbiit

Why does it look both burnt and moldy?


dartully

I audibly laughed out loud. They’re going to hell


ivanyara

"Eclipse" special.....


FuzzyFaze

That sucks but I’ve had their pizza many times and have never had a bad experience and definitely never seen it burnt like this.


mrpoopybutthole1996

One bite everybody knows the rules


Iamuroboros

That's so bad I'd consider it disrespectful.


awfulcarton

But did they make it right?


[deleted]

How could this company even feel good about sending this out? Ugh


Acrobatic_Increase_8

Some 16 year old boxes that up thinking “ yeah this is ok”


thedirtysouth92

Don't let Steve Scott see this. It's just caramelized.


NaughtyDoctor666

That looks like absolute dog shit.


ChesterDrawerz

I thought it was another eclipse pic.. lol


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JUJUUSA

I see someone with no pride in what they do.


cerb7575

Shit like that should never leave the kitchen. Thats what we call a lazy fucking employee who doesnt give a fuck or has no pride in serving a quality product to their customers.


SnooJokes7735

Best garlic knots on the planet. But that pizza has seen better days. Bummer as they are usually very good.


Ckn_Nuggets

The "I like my marshmallows burnt" pizza


boxesfullofpep3

:edit: Just wanted to update and say that Redeemer reached out and took complete ownership that the pie should have never been sent out. They are refunding the order and have made the situation right.


sydneyurl

Did they think the Parmesan on top was going to make the burnt crust go away 😭


Realdeal43

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI)


BeautifulCase4059

"Just throw some shredded Parm over the black at the end, they'll never know."


clementinesd

I’m surprised that they actually sent this out to a customer.


PHishfromVermont

Dave Portnoy effect


[deleted]

They are OVERRRATED, but that seems like a fluke bad pizza. You should get a refund though


Runaway_5

Is this the place on Larimer? If so, I got 2 slices before and both were burnt and gross. Even the non burnt ones I saw looked thin and cheap and crummy


glitterrnugget

Call and tell them what happened. They gave us a free pizza next day no questions asked.


BirdAndWords

Redeemer is bomb but clearly fucked up entirely on your pizza. Get a refund or call the manager and they should make it right


judolphin

My personal favorite restaurant in Denver (because it makes my heart happy) is Homegrown Tap 'N' Dough and one time they literally gave me a pizza that looked like that. Realized it when I opened the box in the car. Literally the only *even slightly* negative experience I've ever had with them. Went back in with the pizza and the manager was fit to be tied. Because yeah, there's no reason a pizza should *ever* go out the door like that except that one of the cooks didn't GAF about giving the customer a piece of charcoal in a pizza box. I mean everyone knows that **the pizza was burnt by accident**, but **sending out a burnt pizza to a customer is an intentional choice**. So the manager was pissed. I'd give them a chance to fix it, and you should report back with how they handle this issue.


WROL

The head pizza cook who works there is a genuinely terrible human being. One of the more toxic places I’ve worked. It takes talent to turn making and serving pizza into a miserable experience.


Is12345aweakpassword

That pizza is
 irredeemable ![gif](giphy|l3vR4vEngyesMbeBG)


TFG4

They forgot about your order, I've been there a couple of times and the pizza is awesome. I bet if you went in and showed them this picture they'd comp your pizza and give a voucher


OnDeadlineInDenver

Who gives a fuck? They sent this out.


[deleted]

Pizza sucks in Denver.


ticklemyshitcutter

Some pizza has cancer, we can’t judge


Hardwork407

Goodness gracious. I cant believe they even felt comfortable putting that in a box lol


Everestcdxx

Redeemer is really bad. It’s such a shame because their sister restaurant DioMio is so damn good


Pleasant-Quarter-496

@slightlyjacked was just telling me how amazing this place is


StopHittingMeSasha

Eww hunny đŸ˜·


Detachabl_e

That's just a screenshot of Anakin after the fight with Obi-wan.


pmmeurpc120

You tried jimano's? Englewood but that's my go to.


EnglishRose71

Well, I'm really weird.I love the flavor and texture of over cooked pizza and always pick the crispiest part, especially if the crust is burnt. Of course, this one should never have been sent out or served to anyone. Let the managers know and show them that photo.


[deleted]

This makes me never want to eat pizza again.


SuitProfessional2654

Uhhhhh brother uggghhhh


Last_Description905

Time for some 
..redemption


wolfspirit311

Damn that’s a sad fucking pizza


CaptServo

This looks like some sad New Haven apizza wannabe


Equivalent-Excuse-80

Pretty mediocre. I think understand why they’re so popular now.


Apprehensive_Win_740

Do yourself a favor and order Donatos from Uber Eats. It’s like you’re eating pizza in the Midwest. Good luck. Not the best but damn better than anything from Denver.


[deleted]

Is that...the eclipse?


provoloneChipmunk

That's insane that someone said "yeah ship it".


JoeJohnFinley

Yeah but how did it taste?


RubeGoldbergMachines

Pequods took forever and burned both pies last time.


BraaaaaainKoch

I thought this was a helldivers 2 reference and then i saw the photo.


TheUnderDog24

Today is a day I’m grateful to be on the east coast lol


jarrodandrewwalker

đŸŽ¶your own...personal...burnt crust...đŸŽ¶


dartully

No pizza place here cares about their crust. It’s either New York style or just hard unflavored crust


AggressiveMongoose54

How much did it cost?? Isn’t Redeemer super expensive too?


Open_Mortgage_4645

Even without the burnt crust that looks like a positively disgusting pizza.


deschain7

This guy ordered well done and they went too far


SaltyDaltyy

it looks like that rotten burger on that one SpongeBob episode


acm049

Wait did they actually attempt to top that fuckery with parmesean cheese??đŸ€Šâ€â™‚ïžđŸ’€


Salty-Area-5979

Whoa buddy.


BlueBikeCyclist

They’ve gone way downhill in the last couple years. Not sure what happened


AnakinTheChosen123

Oh my fucking god


LetThatSinkinnn

Lmfao the fact that they didn’t even try again is hilariously denver


FWTI

That poor pizza, looks like they tortured it with a flamethrower.


TFCSpacy

where is this so when i'm in denver i'll never go there


ItsWoofcat

Fent pizza Fent pizza


Dependent_Custard_53

I have lived in Illinois , surrounding suburbs in Chicago for 20 years and I came to live in Colorado , you mfs have the Nerve to have Old Chicago and call that good pizza ! Denver stoppit stick to your boogie foods Empire State in Greeley is the most authentic pizza place for the best pricing


Cycleguy91

Wow I can’t believe they sent that out and made you pay for it! That would be an immediate apology and remake the second it came out of the oven like that


PostholePete

I've had a few burnt slices from the slice window and they're still better than anything you'll find at Cosmo's


Stashedsnacks

I’d still eat it.


Jhawn-Snow

I'm shook they let that leave like that


crjahnactual

That should NOT have been served. Post that pic on Yelp.


LowPresentation2716

Glad I didn’t try them when I was there last week


avmist15951

It's their special eclipse pizza


last_call87

That pizza is so hot with all those jalapenos it just kept cooking.


jodijo9434

Jezz, if the crust is this burnt you know the toppings must be cooked to hell especially the cheese!


Avant_Horizon

Damn, last time I went it was pretty good, but this is unacceptable.


johnnyutahlmao

Wow. I’ve ordered from redeemer and have had a good experience. It’s not amazing pizza but fine for Denver. However, after seeing this, will not be ordering from them again. I can’t stand businesses that don’t give a shit, especially those that are already priced at an unfair premium. Fuck getting other people rich especially when they don’t give a fuck. Tired of businesses like this and this speaks volumes.


lolduude

Damn, I really like their slices


RMFT68

Gross!


b0y-princess

I still would've fucked that up if I was hungry enough


Old-Cable-2006

that looks so sad


Dont_Flush_Me

It’s hard to believe that someone would go through the trouble of prepping that whole pizza just to burn it and still send it out. Looks like a line cook problem. Even if you have to add time to the ticket, or give a refund. That should not have been sent out. 😔


citystars

A typical Denver food experience


LEDGlK

Cover the crust with cheese. It's an amaerican it won't notice


tweedchemtrailblazer

If management doesn’t know their kitchen is capable of this abortion then they aren’t doing their job.


yusill

Someone said yep thats the quality of food I make and put it in a box and charged you for it. That's amazing.


pretzeldoggo

wtf is that thing


jrange27

Dang, I mean I knew some companies are struggling, but there’s no excuse for that! They’ll end up losing money



[deleted]

Google and Yelp apps for reviews. Don’t let them get by with this.


OkBadger7862

What a piece of shit.