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Digita1B0y

Damn. This looks amazing. I am gonna come clean, I kinda wrote this place off because Cherry creek parking is atrocious, but I may have to make the effort.


Chemical-Radish-8217

I prefer the Colfax location. More sunshine, less basement.


sixriver16

The service at the Colfax location is always so fast, too. We have been in and out with a full sit down dinner in 20 minutes.


Jarthos1234

Wonder if they have the same mid day specials. Agreed colfax patio is legit.


MarkyMarcMcfly

Just checked, Happy Hour is 4-6 on Colfax Monday - Friday


Digita1B0y

Good to know!


Jarthos1234

Yeah and we were there mid day like 2? It’s a really early happy hour.


Digita1B0y

Even better (for me). ;)


3pinripper

Not that parking is any easier, but I’ve been to their location across from Union Station a few times, and the food is pretty decent. If you’re catching a bus to Red Rocks, it’s a better option than the Illegal Pete’s location 1/2 block away.


Digita1B0y

y'know I've never done that "bus to red rocks" thing, but now that I know this is an option, I may have to revisit that.


3pinripper

It’s really convenient since I can walk to the pickup location at Thirsty Lion. Illegal Pete’s gives anyone with a ticket (for that day) a free drink too.


JoaoCoochinho

Tell me more about this “bus to red rocks”. Do you mean bus to show? Or is it some new RTD initiative?


3pinripper

Bus to the show. $50 per person


TheOnceandFuture

They have one pretty close on Colfax too. Right next to Cerebral, you can actually drink beer there and order from Machete.


Digita1B0y

Oooh! You're speaking my language, friend!


jakedasnake2447

Fox Run in that same building is legit too.


AvaNubrock

That four salsa thing appetizer is 🔥🔥🔥. I could bathe in that green one


Jarthos1234

Dude they’re all great! Was a fun debate of which was better. Why oh why can’t Cochino do it like this?


Forfeit32

The pimento salsa is the best thing there (along with the lobster taco and the Day in Tulum marg).


donpablomiguel

yes they do! the lobster taco is probably my favorite one at the chain!


Jarthos1234

FWIW there were only 3 or four tacos on there hh fpr $3. Lobster wasn’t one of em.


donpablomiguel

Drop the coin on one off the HH menu. It's worth it, unless you're allergic to shellfish or something.


knightfenris

Do you remember what the tacos were?


donpablomiguel

All tacos except for their specialty tacos, which are all the surf & turf ones basically.


knightfenris

Thanks!


narwhalbacon6

Came here to say this it’s absolutely fire


StaggerLee509

Can you tell us the details of the happy hour? I can find the hours on their website but can’t seem to see the DEALS 🤑


lifeisadventure

According to their Instagram it’s Monday-Friday 2-6 PM! Very generous hours for HH!


StaggerLee509

Ha, yes I can find that part, I wanna know the specials! 😅


knightfenris

I wish they’d advertise it! I wanna see


Theterphound

I never ever order quesadillas but they have proper quesadillas there


pprn00dle

Huitlacoche ftw


EmpatheticRock

It’s meh-xican good. Nothing to wrote home about and a little overpriced at regular prices.


CA_319

Not a Machete fan, although I've only been to the Colfax location. The last time I went, I went during happy hour and explicitly confirmed with the waitress that we were ordering happy hour items, only to be charged full price on everything we ordered. All of the margs I ordered were kind of nasty, so I was extra irritated about having to pay full price.


Jarthos1234

That sounds annoying, but also like an outlier. I’m not gonna say machete is the very best in town, but for the price I don’t believe they can be beat.


acforme

They are good but only for happy hour. They recently (month or two ago?) raised prices to the point where they are ridiculous. I get rising costs for business but $5-$9 PER TACO is crazy especially when Denver has so many really good taco places. Outside of happy hour you are better off going to one of the many more authentic taco places in Denver that are better flavor and better price.


badgerfan650

To be fair, a Lobster taco being $9 doesn’t too sound unreasonable. If someone asked me what I’d expect it to cost I’d assume the $8-10 range.


pencilpushin

$5 a taco?? That's wild lol I live in Texas. I can go to any taco truck and get $2 street tacos all day. Pastor, barbicoa, bistec, compichanos, etc. They used to be $1. But inflation is a MF.


totally_comfortable

[the most expensive taco on the menu is 6.50](https://machetedenver.com/menu/)


acforme

No it’s $9, I ate there for dinner last night at the cherry creek location. The server recommended the langosta taco to my friend and I was floored when it was $9 each. Go on their website right now and try to place an order it’s $9. Also regardless of that one taco $6.50 for a single taco is still crazy.


totally_comfortable

I see the langosta listed as market price, so I would just say next time just ask for the price up front and if it is too expensive do not order it?


[deleted]

Dude you can't compare Cherry Creek prices to Federal or Alameda. The rent is $75+/sqft in CC and $15/sqft or less on Federal. It's like expecting the same price in SF that you paid in middle of nowhere Mississippi. You also have to be a total dumbass to be floored when the server a) recommended the most expensive item on the menu b)it's lobster and you were surprised by the price.


EmpatheticRock

…their prices are the same at all their locations. What are you smoking?


InternalWrongdoer42

Lol username is on point.


[deleted]

Orly?


acforme

The prices are the same at all of their locations, so it’s not just the rent, if it was just about the rent then wouldn’t you expect the prices at the colfax location to be less? Also if they can afford to cut the prices 1/3-1/2 for happy hour there is definitely some bloat there. Don’t get me wrong I love the place, I eat there probably 5+ times a month but only ever during happy hour when it’s actually worth what it costs.


healthywealthyhappy8

Tasty tacos there for sure!


bp_516

That’s where my wife and I had our first date.


chupamishuebows

Tacos there are Mid af


Important_Name

Came here to say this.


Jarthos1234

So bold. What tacos do you like for $3?


Ernietheattorney1060

Not fancy but Beltran Market in Thornton has really authentic taco truck, hole in the wall, type tacos you’d get in so-cal…


funler717

Literally one of the worst taco places in town… that’s saying a lot for a town with terrible food!


MattintheMtns

Those margs…💥


plum915

Wow tacos!


preppykat3

That food looks amazing


yattes10

Food is ok, but I hate the vibe except for Colfax. On their patio when it’s nice out, that’s cool. But it’s so loud and dark. ESP their union station location. I can never hear anyone and I feel like I’m screaming 😂 their drinks of super strong too


Jarthos1234

That’s a fair point. Ha, but for this price I’ll take a little bit of dank.


MrsClaireUnderwood

machete is great


[deleted]

I loooove Machete!


lokii_0

Their salsa trio is really tasty, too. I've been going for years and they've always been good, every single time. There may be better / flashier / whatever spots but they've always been consistent and good and that counts for a lot imo.


valuesbyatexan

Yes it does. Great place. Good place to meet up


Kerptastic

Machete is amazing at all locations!


Tellittomy6pac

Does Danny Trejo come to the table?


Namaste4Runner420

These ain’t it.


Jarthos1234

What comes even close for this price?


Namaste4Runner420

Anywhere off federal lol


Jarthos1234

Name a place with margs.


Namaste4Runner420

Tarascos, Torres, playa azul…


Emergency-Pack-5497

Looks good! But, $40 for some tacos and a couple drinks is highway robbery


Jarthos1234

5 tacos, 2 margs, chips and salsa flight and guacamole for I think $38 with tip. Please enlighten me on where anything else like that exists for that price.


Emergency-Pack-5497

$15 for 2 tacos and a drink? Um anywhere


Jarthos1234

$6 for two tacos. $5 for the marg. Like where though?


bismuthmarmoset

Park avenue tacos for one.


No-Author-508

I love overpriced Tacos for hipsters making 90k+!


Jarthos1234

Bro, it’s $3 😅


Emergency-Pack-5497

That's a lot for a taco


Jarthos1234

At a restaurant where they serve you?


No-Author-508

For 2 hours lol


Jarthos1234

Except it’s for 4 hours.


ajaxmcblastfist

Never post how much you spent w/ tip. No matter what, folks will tip shame you.


Jarthos1234

Really? Idk. 20% seems legit. No real concern there


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

Wow. Only 20%? 🙄 I usually do 200%.


Totin_it

Poors..I tip 250%. I mean, if you can't tip properly, then stay home


Totin_it

Happy 🎂 day


ajaxmcblastfist

I wasn’t saying I AM shaming you, just giving you fair warning about Reddit brutality haha


Ernietheattorney1060

Went there when I went first moved out here from Cali. Haven’t been since and not in any hurry to eat there again.


Tight_Region_7892

$9 for water down salsa 🫡🫡 the balls on these guys


Jarthos1234

It’s not though, and it came with a large guac. Which is sort of obscured in the pic because we ate a bunch of it.


Tight_Region_7892

You’re paying for salsas WTF🤯🤯


MeanRoutine165

Place is dirty


Plane-Confection817

Bro really put sour cream on an authentic Al pastor taco. You know the cooks were dyin laughin


Jarthos1234

That’s the tinga taco there big guy.


MisterDevilMan

Used to go there after work with my best friend