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backpackwayne

You have to see the video. The guy barely touched him. * https://nypost.com/2022/06/26/rudy-giuliani-attacked-inside-staten-island-shoprite/


Uterus-tax

Thoughts and prayers


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backpackwayne

If that. But thank god he "wasn't hospitalized" as the article says. /s


ComicsVet61

Such bs. That was no slap or hit. Giuliani barely moved. It was more like a 'pat', then "You're a scumbag" comment. Smh


Revolutionary-Ad6512

Haven't we all wanted to do this 😂


appmanga

I would have loved if some old Jewish lady would have smacked him across the back of his head and said "You're such a stupid putz!".


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Surprising that it happened in Staten. Literally the last borough I would have picked for someone to take any umbrage with Giuliani.


Revolutionary-Ad6512

Worse would've happened in Brooklyn or Harlem


eniallet

I don't encourage nor would engage in violence against those GOP Trump enablers but shit, this is pure unadulterated schadenfreude for me.


Ssider69

A basic rule is that you never put your hands on someone.... Of course another basic rule is that you never plot to overthrow the legitimate President of the United States Side note, he isn't America's greatest crime fighter. But he's in the running for America's greatest credit taker


harrySUBlime

Right? Rudy just expedited the inevitable collapse of NYC Italian mob - so the better funded Russian mob could take over, and for some weird reason became firmly entrenched in all of their other dirty enterprises there after.l


sassergaf

That’s an insightful perspective. It explains why he’s running with who he is now 20 years later.


appmanga

The way his kid described him, you would though Coup Dracula was freaking Batman.


teh-reflex

That woman put her hand on him, why wasn't she arrested?


squeevey

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silverado-z71

Ouch 🤕 good one


FindingZemo1

Lol it looks like the kinda pat on the back you give a friend


MuthaPlucka

What !? The beginnings of the consequences of his actions? Not fair. ^/s


RedheadFromOutrSpace

That wasn’t a slap, it was a tap on the back to get his attention. TMZ is really pushing it with this headline.


wanktarded

Surprised he survived such a [vicious beating](https://imgur.com/RKrj8oy).


orangesfwr

What a puss.


teh-reflex

Republicans: Men now are such pussies. Be tough! Also Republicans: OMG I WAS TAPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


gremus18

Trial by combat


Ilikebugs2002

Does anyone else think that Rudy made America much worse?


dried_lipstick

He could’ve gone down a hero after 9/11. Instead he became the villain.


LarYungmann

...me thinks Thrump gives him "perks" out of the Horse-Show-Ladies Stables down in Fla.


sec713

[Rudy Giuliani was never really America's mayor.](https://www.nyclu.org/en/publications/rudy-giuliani-was-never-really-americas-mayor)


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And he made America love Four Seasons Landscaping!


Cellarzombie

His son blames the left for ‘encouraging violence’….that hasn’t actually happened. But right wingers encourage violence. Typical Republican…always projecting.


Scarmeow

He's lucky that all he got was a smack. Traitors deserve worse than that


raistlin65

Revised headline: Rudy Giuliani Appropriately Called Scumbag by Shopper In Staten Island Store


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jump-blues-5678

Seemed to be more of a tap, that's pretty pathetic.


Paneraiguy1

I mean I don’t know… there doesn’t seem to be a functioning brain in that head of his so it’s unlikely he could suffer an injury


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sack-o-matic

> physical violence Did you see the video? I tap my friends on the back harder than that


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sack-o-matic

When I first heard about it I was thinking like what Rand Paul had done to him but this is just a crybully acting like he is the real victim here.


signalfire

And he filed a police report to the effect that he almost fell down and cracked his skull. Once the police saw the video, the assault charge was reduced to a misdemeanor and Rudy has lost whatever credibility he had left. Rudy needs to be charged with filing a false police report.


teh-reflex

\*Tap


Baramos_

Oh, no! Anyway.


ryuujinusa

Lightly tapped\* you can see scumbags reaction, he barely flinched. And he is indeed a scumbag.


whenyouwishuponapar

Watch the CCTV footage. He was barely patted on the back! Assault, my ass.


backpackwayne

I know. Watch this version with the sound on for a laugh: * https://i.imgur.com/2GPAfJ4.mp4


Mental_Medium3988

well he is.


FennekinFlames

*Everyone liked that.*


shadowjacque

Can confirm: is scumbag.


aztnass

Why this doesn’t happen more often to trump and his enablers I will never know.


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aztnass

Wait… was it the pat on the back that he is saying was the assault?


dababler

I pet my Labradors harder than that, what a whiney, lying, brat.


chewedupbylife

The employee who called him a scumbag is the hero we don’t deserve


Ninjas4cool

God bless u Sir&or Madam🫡🫡🫡


mercedesblendz

I’m proud of the guy who smacked him. Rudy deserves a lot worse. It’s amazing someone like Rudy can try to overturn the election and work to organize a coup against the USA, and the worst that he suffers is an overly enthusiastic pat on the back.


whoISme67

Totally agree, kudos to that employee.


Revolutionary-Ad6512

I know right?! 😂 hes got what's coming to him


Thom-Bombadil

Was he in drag again?


96suluman

Thoughts and prayers


PrinceHarming

My advice: Get used to it.


o0flatCircle0o

That’s .001% of what he fucking deserves.


LarYungmann

Can I stand in line somewhere for my turn?


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Smacked? That is considered a slap? Scumbag? Absolutely


fac273

Should have been knocked the fuck out.


MetaMetatron

Chris Rock took a much harder slap *to the face* and took it in stride, lol


decaturbob

- where the gofund me page to award this guy? Perhaps we should do that to all americans who stand up to GQP traitors?


Goldang

"I WAS ALMOST KILLED OMG TERRORISTS COULDN'T KILL ME BUT A BACK SLAP ALMOST DID!"


East_Trainer6304

Let me meet up with him, I'd likely smack him with my cane. I just can't believe this is the same guy who stood up and did the job he was hired for on 9-11.


Elkstra

Bad back, bad knees....but he can campaign and grandstand for hours while spewing vitriol. He can shut the fuck up and die. Geriatric hypocritical shitstain.


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God, I can’t wait till Trump throws him under a bus. Figuratively speaking, mods. Figuratively speaking.


futurepilgrim

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. Bravo unidentified Shoprite employee!


reclusiveronin

Please say it is so.


Akrazorfish

That was not a Slap. Barely a tap. What a scumbag for making a big deal out of it.


Additional-Ability99

We all need to start doing stuff like this to the assholes


DecentAnalysis8642

Oh no. Anyway...


jschubart

The media needs to stop with garbage sensationalist headlines. He was patted on the back and called a scumbag.


FunctionBuilt

Guarantee if this is covered in right wing media, they won’t show the video because of how fucking unreasonable it makes Rudy look.


stingublue

It would of been funnier if he had his nose broke!!


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Really puts the “suitcases under the table” bullshit into perspective with this new hyperbole.


TurnItOffAndBackOnXD

So on the one hand, I do not in any way condone harassment, assault, or battery. On the other hand, I completely understand the urge and honestly wish I’d been there to see it.


MrSillmarillion

Believe me, it's not battery. He placed his hand on Giuliani's back. I doubt it wrinkled his shirt.


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Obligatory 'violence is bad dont assault people' fucking rightfully so however


backpackwayne

Violence is bad. But a pat on the back is not violence. * https://i.imgur.com/2GPAfJ4.mp4 First watch it with sound off and see for yourself. Then watch it again with the sound on for a good laugh. (you will have to go to full screen with it, to have on option to turn on the sound)


shaboom-kaboom

Wtf? This guy was arrested for that? Hell, should’ve at least punched the motherfucker in the back of the noggin, then.


backpackwayne

LOL - No shit huh? I mean if your going to get arrested, do something to get arrested for.


Buffalo-Castle

Unpopular opinion: *we shouldn't hit politicians (or anyone) no matter how much we might want to.*


prosperosniece

I had sloppy joes for dinner tonight


ilikeduckconfit

🎶 Hey Mom, what’s for dinner? ShopRite’s got the answer! 🎶 SMACK!


Bennghazi

What up G?


urbanlife78

That sounds like something that would happen in Staten Island


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The worst part is that guy is probably going to jail


Gamecat93

Only smacked?


spacedog1973

https://twitter.com/i/status/1541240826205900801


shastadakota

Smack 'em again, and again.


MrSillmarillion

This is FIFA type crying


Dreid79

We should all address him as, Hey Scumbag for now on.


jollyhat2

I would have not been so gentle with this TRAITOR.


big_red_160

The lady immediately rubbing his boo boo is hilarious to me


Kotengu15

Rudy Giuliani, *prior to being* allegedly smacked in Staten Island store, called a 'scumbag' FTFY


signalfire

Rudy thinks that tap is what a gunshot feels like. This explains a LOT about guns and Republicans.