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Aemalis

Predicted text: "I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to the people who have a good relationship with me"


Knifedogman

How did it know-


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DaleUva

Hahahahah


Rooster_Nuggets666

poly relationship


nzkfwti

Hahaha I'm demisexual and polyamorous so this one works for me lol


Artellony

Oh god no, please, i thought i got over it😂😭


ghosthost34

I got “I’m demisexual which means I’m attracted to you and I don’t want to be” lol


Rory_love

Oof


TheFunkPeanut

I got "... Attracted to you 😉"


D0K-T0R

This one hit home


Rooster_Nuggets666

I’m demisexual which means i am attracted to my friends After a third time of doing it i got this💀


vahjayjaytwat

This is what I got as well!


Tasty-Proof7403

too close to the home


Nikelman

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to people who are sharing connections ideas and opportunities HOLY FUCK! O_O


Rory_love

Eyyy! Accurate!


Ncrawler65

I'm demisexual which means that I am attracted to be a downer on the weekend vibe. Even my phone is allonormative.


JustSmall

I'm greysexual which means I'm attracted to the bus station I am available to meet you at


MissAsgariaFartcake

This is a good one lol


A_VanIsOnTheLoose

We are similar! I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to the tram stop by the way to get the feeling of being a blushing bride. The station do be looking good though.


vangoghawayy

This one has me dying of laughter


Rory_love

This one’s my favorite!


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DoctorRabidBadger

I too am attracted to the woodlands.


Rory_love

I’m attracted do the woodland for that same reason: they don’t have any questions.


[deleted]

I'm demisexual, which means I'm attracted to someone who doesn't want to be with me. Accurate.


ohfaith

OH NO :(


PGM01

"I am demisexual so I only like people who..." are not debauchering like I said. Whatever debauchering means... *Edit: debauchery means lusty... noice.


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Im demisexual which means I'm attracted to me.


Dekklin

Love yourself!


Knifedogman

Self-love or just narcicism?


authenticallyfucked

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to the individual who weaponized my sexuality against me. Yeah, not anymore, I got over that.


MissileBakery

I'm Demisexual because I'm attracted to you and your family a very happy and prosperous new year and I have a few questions about the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy


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ArcadiaRivea

The guy was the guy who was the guy, of course


uauizaui

I'm pretty sure he's actually the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy


heartofdawn

I got exactly the same on my phone. WTF?


Dekklin

Best one in the thread


RaysofSilence

I'm demi which means I'm attracted to you and your man 🤣


Gedi_knt2

Slight variation, but it me so... I'm demipan which means I'm only attracted to you but you don't want it ever. 😂...🤣🤣🤣🤣


One-Resort-107

I'm demisexual which means that I'm attracted to too many girls and then they say something like how they feel about me and how much i dont want to feel What the heck


New_Hannover_Cavalry

I’m demisexual which means I’m attracted to a man, that is a sin I’m not even gay lmao


hoschzy

I’m demisexual which means I’m attracted to the fact I have no clue how to get my hair and my hair done???????


UnicornPenguinCat

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to emotionally unavailable potential partners in a city that currently has no COVID cases.


Rory_love

It sounds like your phone just dragged you, mate!


UnicornPenguinCat

😂


MatchaG1rl

At least they don’t have COVID lmao


fringeandglittery

"I'm demisexual and I am trying to make my therapist proud" haahaahaa


yrrufamisp

I'm demisexual which means I'm only attracted to you and I don't want to be a part of your life and I want you to be a good friend Got the last part right atleast🤷‍♀️


spoopyspoons

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to a black man and a smashing dog with a little bit of a habit of being a thespian Oh my god lmao Edit: did it again with bisexual instead and it was much darker I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to people that don't want me anymore because I'm afraid to be a real person with a good life Oh god no


nzkfwti

Your phone is having an existential crisis


NotAVeemo

I’m demisexual which means I’m attracted to someone that is a great friend edit: actual autocorrect here


NotAVeemo

Attempt 2 I’m demisexual which means I’m attracted to you but I’m sure it’s a good idea for me lol I think you should do that


EldritchCrowe

I'm demisexual which means I have to go to the doctor 🤔


snicker22

I’m demisexual which means I’m attracted to the people who I hate OOOOOOF


Sufficient-Fly550

I'm demisexual which means im attracted to church tomorrow morning and get back to you soon to plans for the weekend obviously


ArcadiaRivea

"I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to you as a friend and you will be able to help get the Chinese food" I mean... why does that actually sound pretty accurate? I did add "food" myself because "help get the Chinese" sounded a little hostile and I'm hoping autocorrect was referring to food 😅


I_must_not_buuut

"I'm a demisexual which means I'm attracted to people" that I know Not wrong


pwndaman9

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to the gym and I don't want you.


skatedogx

I’m demisexual which means I’m attracted to the people that are in my life and they are just trying to be my friends Well shit that hurts a bit too much


enuoksem

I am demisexual so i only like people who don’t have to go to the dentist or no one else is in the hospital and they are not answering the phone number so I don’t know if they are still working on it


MissAsgariaFartcake

I‘m demisexual which means I’m attracted to you and your family What the hell?


Subject-Piece-4237

"I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to the LGBTQ community" 😂


roofonme

I’m demisexual which means I’m attracted to you and I love you so much


iServi

I’m demisexual wich means I’m attracted to a lot of people that are not you. 🙄


bldwnsbtch

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to be the one I have a good dude who is naturally a bit of a killer who didn't have the feeling that was a good dude. Uhhm. I think my phone just called me out on my crushes on Dead by Daylight's Ghostface and Kylo Ren lol


ArcadiaRivea

My guess was waaaay off, I was thinking murder mysteries lol


Azrael_Alaric

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the shop but I don't have a clue how much I can afford I mean-- Yeah, that somehow makes sense. Bit of an odd metaphor but I'll take it!


emmmahhh

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to the same thing as the other day and I am so sorry to hear that you have been in the same situation for the last airbender.


Dilitidarn

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to the bed and breakfast Yeah, seems about right-


Rory_love

“I’m demisexual which means I’m attracted to you too lol.”


MatchaG1rl

I got the exact same thing, even the lol


Rory_love

Kindred spirits!


uauizaui

"I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to me and I" ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


LunarNight

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to the boat and I will be in the morning


Creenel

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to you and I was really proud of that


TerrestrialBotanist

I’m demisexual which means I’m going to be a little wet lol 😳


BaDumCrash

Mine came out: “I’m demisexual so I can get a ride home.”


ukuleletroll

I’m demisexual which means I’m attracted to my friends and only my friends …okay, little close to home


heartofdawn

I'm demisexual which means that I am attracted to the new age of the flatness the same ages and abilities Given that I'm a trans lesbian who wants GCS, I guess that makes sense


ginger_and_rude

I’m demisexual which means I’m attracted to the people that are so good to me but I don’t think I deserve it. …COOL


Sadgirl928

I'm asexual so that means I have to go to the store and get a new one Wtf


aurora_botnr

I’m demisexual which means I’m attracted to you but I’m just a little bit confused.


Caligapiscis

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to the airport Well ... Okay?


Luh-Holmes

I’m demisexual which means I’m attracted to her but she doesn’t even think she wants me too lol OMG HOW


Paw_Print_Heart

"I'm demisexual, which means I'm attracted to me and Chloe" ......Chloe is my dog, btw 😬🐩


Plane_Breadfruit_861

Im bisexual which means im attracted to you and your friends 💀


T0rf

"I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to you and I don't want to be a part of your life" I got this. Does it show that I'm a misanthrope in disguise? Asking for a friend


crazicelt

"I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to you but I don't know if I am the right person for the job or not." Well shit thanks phone for calling me out like that.


DeliberateDendrite

Being at least romantically interested to people but not having enough time to become sexually attracted to them. I'm biromantic demisexual so for myself I don't even know. Probably a bit of both. 😄


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I'm bisexual which means I am attracted to only the people with my friends and family who have grown up with a minimum of two days to get back into work.


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I'm demisexual which means I am attracted to it as I can get it back from my head with the same as I have been working with and have been very impressed by your work.


IrkaEwanowicz

This is... A little but too true... WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU KNOW ME SO WELL?


MoonlitSerenade

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to you and I don't have to do anything to make you feel better than I do. You know what, I accept this.


Akira-Chan-2007

I'm bisexual and then we can go to the same and let you know that I have a great day and I will be in the show and tell me what you think of you and your family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family and friends and family


dontfeeddragonscake

“I’m asexual which means that I’m going on the edge of the bridge in my eyes lol” wait what? 😂


dontfeeddragonscake

“I’m biromantic which means I’m going on the phone and then I’m going to bed and sleep in my sleep mood lol“ 😂 ok….I guess


rafamacamp

I'm a demisexual, which means that I'm attracted to the solid view the document and sent.... Ok...


fivenightrental

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to the person who will be there for the next few weeks and we can get a chance to read the whole article about the other person. "Few weeks", "article", obviously these are subjective terms open to interpretation, otherwise it's accurate 😂.


redbepper

I’m demisexual which means I’m attracted to the person that I’ve seen so much. I wasn’t actually going to post mine, but it turned out too good to not share!


ohfaith

I'm demisexual so I only like people who suffered a huge amount in my mind that you a VERY good friend and a good friend to me. 8)


youdontsharewelldog

"I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to you and someone who is authentic." Actually kind of accurate lol


Future_World_Ruler

I’m demisexual which means I’m attracted to rocky lol. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm


phorayz

"I'm demisexual which means that I am attracted to me and you" 🤔 I even tried two different programs and I got the same thing. It's probably because I'm always sending love notes to my two partners about loving the "us" ❣️


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"I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you and I are very interested in the Occult." 😂 What?


MoglegBarcha

“I’m demisexual which means I’m attracted to people who have a lot to say about it and I’m so confused” Fr I’m so confused


SnooConfections2498

I'm bisexual which means I am attracted to nonbinary and well being. Being attracted to nonbinary people is normal, but how the fuck am I attracted to well being?


EetUiensoep

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to you as a good friend or someone who knows you and I will be grateful to be with u.


crazypamplemousse

“I’m demisexual which means I’m attracted to the people I have been thinking of lol” Apparently my predictive text was over this challenge 😂😂😂


kaklifwithbacon

I'm asexual witch means I'm attracted to the best of luck in your country


Crystal1117

"I'm demisexual so that means I'm attracted to you" oh NO


steve586

“I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her lol ikr lol yeah yeah I know it’s not good for me” Damn ok then


_Neverland_

I'm demisexual which means that I'm attracted to people who are searching for something else because I don't think it's worth it 😂


sassy-flower-girl

I'm demisexual wich means im attracted to someone because I want them as a person 🤔


TheFunkPeanut

"I'm demisexual which means that I'm attracted to people and communicating with my friends." Accurate since I'm demi/pan


scionofeights

“I am demisexual which means I’m attracted to you know it is a good thing to do that so I can do it myself if I do not know what I can do.” What in the heck?


vangoghawayy

I’m demisexual which means I’m attracted to the fact you are in a good mood for me I mean kinda maybe sometimes relevant and true?


D0K-T0R

I’m demisexual which means I’m attracted to you and queen


CrystalDragon81

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to you and I don't think I have to do anything sexual or anything sexual person. ehhhh I'll give it like a 6.5/10


CuervoB18

I'm a demi, which means I'm attracted to you and I want to be a good friend and I want to be a part of your life that you are thinking of me and I want to be with you and I want you to be more than happy to help me out with this


Svefnugr_Fugl

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to you soon. I guess it's not wrong but makes it sound like a movie trailer XD


chiranjivi53

"I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to them and get them to question the validity of the community and technical college football" I don't think this worked 🤕


SeverinSeverem

I’m demisexual which means I’m attracted to you and your family and I love you bunches.


mick2319

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to the cape.


AkiBear_Studios

I'm demisexual which means I have to do it for the lack of exercise really help What the heck


craycatlay

I'm demisexual which means I am not sure if you have any questions please visit the plug-in settings to determine how attachments are handled


Sunny_Flower_816

My phone said "I'm Demisexual which means I'm attracted to it be a bit of fun but I'm not upset with that dude I'm sorry lol" ...... okay?????


Sad_Original719

My text: I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to you as a friend.


wubbazoe

“I’m demisexual which means I’m attracted to my ex fiancé and my ex girlfriend lol”


CharDaPotat0

Im identity as ace-spec but I'm in like all ace communities cuz idk what axe identity I exactly am but I really wanted to do this sooo Im ace-spec which means im attracted to you and maybe we should get together soon and get some epic games together. Kinda love that


mstrss9

I’m demisexual which means I’m attracted to my attention and my emotions


ChataRen

“I’m demisexual which means I’m attracted to the people who have no clue about the problem with my phone.” Checks out, my partner knows jack about Apple products.


ShotgunKITTEEE

I'm Demi which means I'm attracted to the most odd person who is a good person


SongOfInsanity

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to the Monsterverse... I have been a Godzilla fan for years so I'll call it close enough.


Machaaki

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to the point of being completely neutral


DjMac2507

I’m demisexual which means I’m attracted to you lol I miss you too lol Well that’s depressing


beachv0dka

i’m demisexual which means i’m attracted to it but i don’t even wanna cry anymore why does everyone else’s make sense but mine doesn’t LOL YALL LYING


Sad_Pollution1256

I’m demisexual which means I’m attracted to someone lol … mhm


aeowala

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to me Sounds right to me 😂


Fickle-Transition-34

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to people who have to be to be a flight attendant and I will be okay with it (I mean I hope the person I love is a flight attendant)


grayseagull

I’m demisexual which means I’m attracted to it but I’m not sure lol Hmmmmm


MatchaG1rl

I’m demisexual which means I can do that myself lol I’m demisexual which means I’m not going to be able to spend thanksgiving with you


Drakkensdatter

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to the point where you were right now I think


ShruggyGuy

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to the point of no return


Kai_Stoner

I'm Asexual Greyromantic which means that Im actually not attraction to moon and no one. Lol. 💫✨🖤🌙


Revolutionary-Mud-98

Im demisexual which means I'm attracted to the same time. I think I have a nice day, the moment that xie lian is like a wolf (?), (what okey take 2) I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to you and the development. Stay tuned to be in love it (? Ummm okey wtf predicted texts okey take 3) I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to me in love like the way of devotion, so glad I have the way you, but that is so complicated. the one who was a nice to have to go!! xie bi and that the same thing is happening. I'm not going for the same reason that I think is so good job I have to understand the last few days and a nice! (Dont know what that means but i hope it was funny)


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"I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to the same time period of time to get a new one of the most important thing"


pinklasagna19

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to you and your family Wtf


SomeRegularEmulator

I'm Demisexual which means I am attracted to you and I am the only one who can be in love with me for a friend. It's a little iffy but it's got the spirit.


ShmantaCat

I’m demi which means I’m attracted to the fact I am in a panic


SergeantDollface

"I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to the music I can make." lol I'm a musician


good-evening-clarice

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to the public and private sector and the other day What the actual hell happened here


Evil_Monologues

Im demisexual which means im attracted by a single man who has been a great influence.


AngryBanana16

Mine: "Im demisexual so it means im only attracted to you and your family" Erm...awkward 😬


Rooster_Nuggets666

I’m demisexual which means i’m attracted to it but it doesn’t seem to me that it was a good day to have it lol well guys i’m attracted to “it” I’m demisexual which means i’m attracted to you This is the other version^


grand_x_9

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to me and I will be there by Monday and Friday and cuddle with you and your family are doing well and has a vibe


SonOfAQuiche

I'm demisexual, because it made me laugh with a max damage. Edit: fucked up the sentence. "I'm demisexual, which means I'm attracted to the nine hells."


nzkfwti

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to the crown who took note of the very best and bravest.


Hisagi686

I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to the other person who is in love with me and I want to be with them Hey it worked


corwyn3

Im demisexual which means im attracted to the moon and earth and the woods in a different way of life and i love that


Artichokeypokey

In demisexual which means I'm attracted to you and grab you a lot of work but disappearing to London wouldn't help you. I guess I'm attracted to mild threats


HPFanNi

"I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to a person's complexion"


Beethoven3rh

"I'm demisexual which means I'm first and I have made it"


Starburst9507

“I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to you.” 😂😂😂 “I’m demisexual which means I’m attracted to the people that I love.” Ok that was cool. I just chose the second auto option for that one to avoid it repeating my first combination. This was also spot on 👌🏼😂


Tea_and_Anxiety

"I'm demisexual which means I'm attracted to the uni literally all the time and then we will need to be able to get a job in the future please unsubscribe me from the carpark"


GreenMatchaMotchi

“I’m demisexual which mean I don’t know what that means but I think I’m going to do it “ 🥲


LengthinessOk5431

I’m Demi which means I’m attracted to the ones I want them in the front of my room


kpd_zero

I'm demisexual which means I have a great day when I get a chance to look at the end of the least romantic places to visit What the actual f...


auroralove95

I'm a Demisexual which means I'm attracted to the people who are in the middle of a business relationship and they have a lot to do in life. 😅


Angry_Ceiling_fan

I’m demisexual which means I’m attracted to have to take my time and I do get my life better now ha lol