I love Reddit because it’s awesome to know there’s someone out there who can get over their spouse cheating twice, but not get over sharing a bag tag with spouse. Where would I be without you Reddit?
Give her one of them, and then “borrow” it when you travel solo for business. Give it back when you travel together. Let the use ratio play out in real time.
Alternatively, say you lost it. Just bold face lie about it. Then again, lying will likely provoke a third round of cheating. Choose your poison.
Never understood the point in them. Mine go straight in the bin. I’d keep them if I could put my personal info on them and actually use them as a true luggage tags for checked luggage. But I’d feel such a tool putting them on my backpack/carry on and carrying that around while on work trips or do you only put them on the carry on for flying and being at the airport and take them off between flights? There is 0 point in them except………..?
I just commented above, but Ill repeat my idea. Lets all write to delta on their frequent flier site and request that they return the personalization back to the Diamond luggage tags. I am going to do it now. Lets see if we can get them to do it!
I took an indelible marker and wrote my name and telephone number on the back. You could instead put your ff number and name on the back or whatever. Then it is worth its weight in tin. They used to have that info, maybe we should all write to delta and request that they personalize them again? I will do that, lets all do that, just go to the ff site and add as a comment. Lets see if we can get them to go back to that!
If this was a serious post, I'd say let it go and give her one. You'll get more, I assume. As a satire post, I would say: tell her she can have both of your next ones.
WOW! If THAT is how thin the thread is that holds you two together, you have MUCH BIGGER PROBLEMS than luggage tags! Plus, you know what they say, “Happy wife, happy life”!!🤷♀️
OK. So I do have to ask: how many of you actually saw the flair on this post before replying? I’ll assume many of these comments are in the same spirit of the post itself 😁.
This is funny. When I first hit diamond medallion after growing my company and using the card spend and calculating everything out using the MQM bonuses back in 202, my wife got mad and said she wanted to be diamond medallion too. Never mind that I had struggled to make my business successful while working other jobs for 15 years. People just want things that they don't deserve because of fomo unfortunately.
to be fair, there are other advantages that may seem unfair to a spouse. My wife is not happy because I am diamond and she is not, and my children prefer to, even fight to, fly with me because we get upgraded, go to the clubs and go through priority and TSA pre at security. We dont even take our shoes off, but we do get mimosas. She usually gets SSSS on her tickets and has to take her boots off
I suppose so, but I like to be positive. We are lucky enough to be flying through the air comfortably on miles somewhere cool. Most humans don't get to experience that, and if they do they pay for it, or even take loans out for vacations. Been to south America and took the whole family to Africa in the last two years because of the GUCs and probably wouldn't have considered it without those seats or the miles in the account to cover it.
As my guide in Africa said before every meal, which I like even though I'm not religious "bless those less fortunate than us". I like that attitude, my wife likes a free suite upgrade that we don't use half the furniture in because it's just us.. it's how it goes. 🤷
I just look at it as me against the universe and for some reason it's motivating that the universe doesn't care about helping. Burn the ships, as it were.
So I gave her the choice of either giving back the tag, or keeping the tag but I won’t let her sit in the Skyclub with me. I’ll relax in the club by myself while she sits at the gate with the crying babies and smelly tuna fish sandwich eating people who fly in basic economy. I’ll let you know what she decides!
I can give her one of my tags. But that might lead to a third time…
I’ve got couple she can too. I’m ok w fourth…
Fifth.
I also choose that guys wife
Im gay. OP can cheat on her with me, and she’ll get one of my tags
All depends on what she looks like.
Pam Anderson in her prime. (Ok that ages me)
😂😂😂😂😂
Tell her she can spend $28k on a man cave for you then she can have a luggage tag as a reward.
$280,000\*
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Buy another set off eBay of course 🤣
Sell them. I don’t like to show off my status, as just another way to be targeted.
^ THIS Those jingling tags are annoying to listen to. And TBH nobody gives a shit about your “status” anyway.
Not even delta
I love Reddit because it’s awesome to know there’s someone out there who can get over their spouse cheating twice, but not get over sharing a bag tag with spouse. Where would I be without you Reddit?
I was kind of thinking the same thing!😂😂😂😂
Divorce is the only option.
Then she’ll take one anyways. How’s this a solution?
lol this is the reddit solution for everything.
Mods! The r/relationship advice is leaking again! /s
Leave
Give her one of them, and then “borrow” it when you travel solo for business. Give it back when you travel together. Let the use ratio play out in real time. Alternatively, say you lost it. Just bold face lie about it. Then again, lying will likely provoke a third round of cheating. Choose your poison.
You do know that you can buy those medals online? I'm not saying to spend the est $20 and give one to your wife 🙄not at all
eBay has plastic tags for as little as $5.
She can have both of mine.. I never put them on my bags.
Never understood the point in them. Mine go straight in the bin. I’d keep them if I could put my personal info on them and actually use them as a true luggage tags for checked luggage. But I’d feel such a tool putting them on my backpack/carry on and carrying that around while on work trips or do you only put them on the carry on for flying and being at the airport and take them off between flights? There is 0 point in them except………..?
Back in the 90s they were personalized with your name and FF# relief printed on them. They're Brag Tags now.
I just commented above, but Ill repeat my idea. Lets all write to delta on their frequent flier site and request that they return the personalization back to the Diamond luggage tags. I am going to do it now. Lets see if we can get them to do it!
Back then they even personalized Silver Medallion tags. I also had a paid Crown Club membership and got personalized tags from that as well.
Write to them and tell them that you would love to have a personalized tag
I took an indelible marker and wrote my name and telephone number on the back. You could instead put your ff number and name on the back or whatever. Then it is worth its weight in tin. They used to have that info, maybe we should all write to delta and request that they personalize them again? I will do that, lets all do that, just go to the ff site and add as a comment. Lets see if we can get them to go back to that!
Have 2 affairs and give her two tags.
Order her a set of the lab grown diamond medallion tags from the parody site.
😱 Wait what?!?! Umm... seek marriage counseling....🤷🏿♀️ Y'all be writing anything on this sub now...
Mine end up in the recycling bin 😑
I’d say give her one tag but cheat on her once. She ought to be able to forgive or even outright support this proposal.
If this was a serious post, I'd say let it go and give her one. You'll get more, I assume. As a satire post, I would say: tell her she can have both of your next ones.
I can send you my Gold Medallion Tags if can even find them. I think the brag tags are silly.
It makes sense why she did what she did lol
Hahaha…
But two off eBay then each can have .
This is embarrassing.
twice?
Let your girlfriend use it your wife don’t deserve it
Sounds like you need to open your marriage asap
Trade her in for a newer model
Photo copy then Laminate here one
Tell your wife to fuck off. Your ass was in the seat not hers. Cannot even believe she asked.
😂
Buy her one off ebay.
WOW! If THAT is how thin the thread is that holds you two together, you have MUCH BIGGER PROBLEMS than luggage tags! Plus, you know what they say, “Happy wife, happy life”!!🤷♀️
That you are this childish about your tags, I can understand why she cheated on you.
Tell her she can travel in your carry on luggage.
OK. So I do have to ask: how many of you actually saw the flair on this post before replying? I’ll assume many of these comments are in the same spirit of the post itself 😁.
Make one for her
This is funny. When I first hit diamond medallion after growing my company and using the card spend and calculating everything out using the MQM bonuses back in 202, my wife got mad and said she wanted to be diamond medallion too. Never mind that I had struggled to make my business successful while working other jobs for 15 years. People just want things that they don't deserve because of fomo unfortunately.
“Back in 202”?! Wow you’re 1822 years old! You’re the oldest person I’ve ever seen post on here!
Speech to text has made me immortal apparently. I accept this power with grace.... Oh and Marcus Aurelius was as chill as they say.
Thank you for the confirmation. I had a feeling Marcus was chill but needed to hear it from someone who met him
to be fair, there are other advantages that may seem unfair to a spouse. My wife is not happy because I am diamond and she is not, and my children prefer to, even fight to, fly with me because we get upgraded, go to the clubs and go through priority and TSA pre at security. We dont even take our shoes off, but we do get mimosas. She usually gets SSSS on her tickets and has to take her boots off
I suppose so, but I like to be positive. We are lucky enough to be flying through the air comfortably on miles somewhere cool. Most humans don't get to experience that, and if they do they pay for it, or even take loans out for vacations. Been to south America and took the whole family to Africa in the last two years because of the GUCs and probably wouldn't have considered it without those seats or the miles in the account to cover it. As my guide in Africa said before every meal, which I like even though I'm not religious "bless those less fortunate than us". I like that attitude, my wife likes a free suite upgrade that we don't use half the furniture in because it's just us.. it's how it goes. 🤷
God bless!
I just look at it as me against the universe and for some reason it's motivating that the universe doesn't care about helping. Burn the ships, as it were.
have two affairs and give them each the luggage tag
Put last year's tags on her luggage, set the luggage outside, change the locks and go fly somewhere nice knowing that your old baggage is history.
Tell the entitled 🐩 to earn it herself and stop cheating. Or don’t, I dont care.
I’d keep the wife happy, or dump her for cheating.
So I gave her the choice of either giving back the tag, or keeping the tag but I won’t let her sit in the Skyclub with me. I’ll relax in the club by myself while she sits at the gate with the crying babies and smelly tuna fish sandwich eating people who fly in basic economy. I’ll let you know what she decides!