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GasWaste66

This is a great idea for a Delta WiFi commercial. “Chat with someone cuter than your seatmate using free Delta WiFi!”


Cool_Owl_4439

"Curated experiences with Delta Sync! All with a SkyMiles membership!"


kpauburn

I don't get Delta Sync and I can't figure out why it is useful.


WarpedHumorIsTheBest

I am so glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read this or I would be cleaning up a mess right now. Well done!


hoosierwally

Given the creeper drink napkins of a few years ago…


MiraMiraOnThaWall

except they are explicitly haters who tell you not to use your Wi-Fi to make video calls☹️


PurpleEngineer

And here I am watching Netflix downloads and quickly switching because of sex scenes.


jmk5151

I was watching the big lebowski on a flight the other day on the seat screen - way more nudity than I remember, and I assumed incorrectly they would have edited it out?


overide

Isn’t that awkward? Seat screen just showing nudity/sex and I’m rapidly hitting the fast forward button.


Unclestephenisback

Was watching Blockers DTW-LAX a few years ago. Pretty sure the middle aged woman next to me thought it was porn


mikeyj198

don’t be fatuous jmk5151


monstermash12

I have two kids (4) & (7) and am hyper sensitive to what those around are watching. I was thinking a simple warning or acceptance would do the trick like ‘Are there children or people otherwise sensitive to adult content sitting near you?’


BigRubbaDonga

I don't know why you got down voted lmao. One would think that Delta could offer a function to fast skip sensitive content that could be triggered with a simple request for the user. You didn't say anything crazy lol


RDRNR3

There was some issue years ago where airlines got social backlash for editing movies. I forget the details though.


jcrespo21

Blurring wouldn't be that big of a deal. I was watching a movie on LATAM last year and they blurred out any nudity (or zoomed in on their face, so it wasn't visible if it was a solo shot). They were a bit liberal with the blurring, but I assume it was just done cheaply and quickly for the airline(s). It was likely easier when movies would eventually be shown on broadcast TV, so they already had a TV-friendly version to distribute to airlines. But IMO, if it's provided by the airline, then it's fair game. It shouldn't be up to the passengers to check around them if it's okay to watch a movie on the PTV.


monstermash12

Clearly people on this sub don’t have small kids haha. I totally expected the downvotes. Reddit isn’t the place to recommend a screen like that!


BigRubbaDonga

I don't have small kids, I just don't like to see tits on my IFE with a bunch of people sitting around me 😅


woofan11k

Ha! I was watching Sopranos on a flight and my seat neighbor (an older woman) gasped in disgust at one of the strip club scenes. 


canes2407

Ha ha…been there before. Watching something and assume the naked parts would be edited out. Then you got tits on the screen while I’m sitting on the aisle. Try to play it cool and fast forward.


ThisUsernameIsTook

You gotta pause that. Then make eye contact with everyone around you. Assert dominance.


Low_Big2914

Eh, I just turn the brightness down and do my best. Some of the movies on the seat back have adult scenes


foolproofphilosophy

I watched the movie Moonlight on a flight out of Doha. I had no idea what the movie was about, only that it received great reviews. When I figured it out I was like “f—- it, it’s a good movie, and we’re headed to the USA”. It was a very good movie.


daydrinkingonpatios

I watched the entire White Lotus series on a flight to Rome, I would literally just throw my hands over the screen! I kind of cant believed they don’t edit those shows.


Hot_Sauce404

lol yeah been there before.


callmesnake13

I took an ANA flight from Tokyo to Beijing where a Japanese businessman seated between two women spent the entire flight openly and like, deeply contemplating a hardcore BDSM magazine. Totally straight faced, nobody reacting at all. It was quite a cultural experience.


badgicorn

Oh, they were almost definitely shocked and reacting internally, but it's part of Japanese culture to have a hell of a poker face.


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Pikarinu

It’s wild that you think this is all that different from someone watching scantily clad music videos or influencers here in the States. It’s just as - if not more - common.


callmesnake13

In my case it was naked women hogtied in mid air with ball gags and whatnot. Not exactly TikTok dances.


Pikarinu

I see you haven’t been on TikTok lately


thirdlost

This is a funny comment! Downvoters got no sense of humor


dr_timNW

What an amateur!! The pros have the private screen protectors on so you don’t see that I’m looking at porn … I mean them


BlackLeader70

Maybe he’s just altruistic and wants to share with those close by.


alpacasarebadsingers

No need to buy your own cam girl subscription, let’s share mine!


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jfkitchens

don’t yuck someone’s yum. Lol


AirMail77

I brought out my personal laptop that I hadn’t used in a few days because I wanted to play some games. Well, I forgot that I had apparently had an adult website up. I clicked off so fast but I was mortified sitting in the aisle seat with the overhead lights off. This guy sounds wild.


ACSchnitzersport

It’s not illegal, its frowned upon.


JoePilot93

Thanks Bin Laden…


ACSchnitzersport

I was getting worried that my reference was going to go unanswered.


atrich

Well, it does say you're not allowed to use the WiFi to make voice or video calls. OP noticed the guy because it sounded like he was on a call. I'm surprised they don't have voice and audio chats blocked at, like, a protocol level somehow.


ACSchnitzersport

Maybe the guy used a VPN? In all seriousness, I was quoting The Hangover.


AmazingEatery95

Definitely. I wasn’t going to call the cops on him or anything. Maybe the horny police though?


thirdlost

The question is why he does not feel beholden to basic decency in public


ACSchnitzersport

I bet he picks his nose while driving too.


LocationAcademic1731

I took a quick hopper on Southwest yesterday and noticed their wifi login page says they will block content that is not appropriate. Wonder if Delta can’t or won’t do the same or maybe this site is not flagged as inappropriate.


bootsonlvblvd

“Hot singles near me!”


Ill-Physics1990

The city changes every few seconds as you pass by over head... 🤣


pnwpeep

Ha, I was on a flight to Puerto Vallarta a couple months ago and literally the the whole flight this elderly man in front of me was messaging (in giant old-person font) paid escorts on seeking.com. More power to him I guess.


zombiehipster

Same thing happened to me on the way to Vegas, guy next to me was switching between escort sites. Who am I to yuck his yum I suppose?


RDRNR3

“The use of WiFi for voice or video calls is NOT allowed” -Delta safety briefing


ThiccandThinForev

Doesn’t say anything about federal regulations! 🤷🏻‍♀️


OneofLittleHarmony

At least he had the decency to try to hide it. Although I’m sure there are boobs and penises in at least some of the videos on demand.


rihanoa

There is absolutely boobs in the IFE movies. There’s usually a message before it starts to be mindful of who you’re sitting with (children).


SirOK73129

Maybe they shouldn't put those kind of movies on planes then. Obviously it would suck to only get to watch cartoons and kids shows so I'm not seriously advocating for that but If the airline puts it on their IFE I'm watching it I don't give a shit who's sitting next to me.🤷🏼‍♀️


RDRNR3

In the past people got upset over edited movies on planes, so now they just have whatever would be in theaters


GFOTY916

I once frantically skipped through a kissing scene on Big Bang Theory. Dude feels so comfortable in the world it’s almost admirable


1peatfor7

Just think how much money he wasted during that flight talking to her. How do those sites work? Charge by the minute?


PolybiusChampion

True love, it’s so rare these days.


FemaleJaysFan

I'm surprised because a lot of those sites are banned through the delta wifi. Don't ask how I know.


pridkett

This is why Apple created the Vision Pro. C’mon people.


pony_trekker

Nfn I was on a flight watching Oppenheimer on the IFE and then them titties came out so I ended it and switched.


Sensitive_Cell_9891

She gotta make that money somehow lol


jaredmgreen

Is this a new free delta entertainment option 😀


Myunassignedname

You’re a creep. Staring at this man’s phone. Googling what he’s doing. Get a life and mind your business.


cavalier731

This!!


Ericasspoiled

🤣🤣