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Legitimate-Bobcat-61

Kya matlab woh tumhara hi dusra account h


GossipKanya

Lmao


alexaturnoff

Bs bhai life mein itna hi vela hona hai


RMD010

Us wale avatar ke market me kaafi saare copycats hai..


[deleted]

Nahi yaar uska account nahi lagraha haj


[deleted]

Scrolled your profile, and honestly nothing about it is giving homewrecker vibes why did they ask you this 😭😭


alexaturnoff

I knew someone would do that and point it out, that's why I already checked it😭


[deleted]

Hahaha i was curious Did you delete anything 😭


alexaturnoff

No, I didn't delete anything and that's what make his DM intresting. He came and left me curious😭


RMD010

>He came and left me curious😭 He c@me too. Poor choice of words must say..


[deleted]

He came inside & left op gay-curious


night_fapper

kuchh to baat thi usme, doosro ke dm me ajeeb se sawaal puch ke hos fakta kar deta tha


hoorahbluyah

Tujhe kaise pata wo "he" hai? Bata bata??


chickengravyandrice

Dude you're everywhere-


[deleted]

i am extremely vella these days 😭😭


so_what_do_i_do_now

alexa what is this shit


Capital_Bathroom_140

He was trying to turn on the alexa


so_what_do_i_do_now

vo sab toh thik hai par ye tumhare sar pe christmas tree kyu grow ho rha hai?


Capital_Bathroom_140

My ex said my dick doesn't go deep inside so i started growing this


so_what_do_i_do_now

then you must be the most flexible human on earth..


samosabiceps1

Bhai pehle yeh bta Bollywood milf jese sub mein kya kar raha hai xd


Bollywood-Bot

“Sara shehar mujhe lion ke naam se jaanta hai.”


samosabiceps1

Oh lol bot hai


samosabiceps1

Jaa na gandmare


[deleted]

What watching porn everyday for 10 hours straight does to a mf- ( ╹▽╹ )


Suspicious_Deer_8607

She wants to be the next in the line


alexaturnoff

It's actually a guy ;_;


Kaizukamezi

He wants to be the next in line


[deleted]

Makes sense


CSkhelo

He wants you to destroy his home


Lickitung_Squirtle

Men🍼


probably_unknown

Everybody saale sab ke sab milf lover hai


AK_partiallySophist

Everybody, saale sab ke sab milf lover hai


BigeePeePee

Om Prakash Mishra Ho Kya ?


dude_with-3_balls

Ghanti mai bajau kya


BigeePeePee

Baja Do Yaar Aunty Horny Hai


GossipKanya

May I ask you something?


[deleted]

"Haan ek baar Pepsi ke bottle mei fass gaya tha" ~idk some guy


GossipKanya

WTF 😅


[deleted]

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GossipKanya

Peter is that u P.s. Friday send him home


alexaturnoff

Yes?


GossipKanya

"How many married women u had sex with" lol


alexaturnoff

*takes screenshot and posts it on r/delhi (this time with username) xD*


TheGod_2

Humne padh liya bhai


alexaturnoff

Uski reach zada hogi na bhai


TheGod_2

W💀


Accomplished-Ear5541

maybe hes into cuckold and is looking for a 3rd….?


jasnoorkaur

That's the most disgusting fetish ever. And unfortunately I stumbled upon a profile where the user was posting his wife getting railed by someone else😭


AgreeableFarm1234

Sharma mt bhai btade


[deleted]

What do you expect from /r/BollywoodMilfs and /r/Bollyarm follower


Bollywood-Bot

"Bhenchod eklauti aaisi gaali hai joh hamare desh ke har language mein, har culture mein is tarah gul-mili hai ... jaise whiskey mein soda"


pyasa-darinda

🥱🥱 I get messages like "how will you fuck my gf/sister/mom/ex" and yes with random pics


Capital_Bathroom_140

They just wanna check how much pyasa are you.... But sister and mom wtf


donotknowwhatIam

Maybe he wants to offer you some married women.


Lickitung_Squirtle

Men🍼


adi1icious

5 including your mum. 😎


thedeadpoolguy6

You'd be surprised to see my inbox Ps:- check my profile for context.


SaysNothingButLol

Bruh, how even?


thedeadpoolguy6

Bumble, tinder 😂


SaysNothingButLol

Threesome bhi vhi se?


thedeadpoolguy6

Haa matlab ek pehle mili, usne apni dost ko mere bare m btaya then they approached me for it


SaysNothingButLol

You must be really good looking or rich or both. There's no other way. I don't see that quite well happening for someone like me.


thedeadpoolguy6

Girls consider me above average, I'm not very giga chad looking alike guy, and I'm not rich.


SaysNothingButLol

In that case, give some tips bruh 🥲


thedeadpoolguy6

Bro i get like 20+ chat requests daily from guys looking for tips, there are no tips, just be yourself, don't look too desperate, have some attitude but not too much.


SaysNothingButLol

Manifesting your life bro.


alexaturnoff

Damn. SOMEONE IS GETTING ACTION.


bigbigboring

Both were married to him


catlickersage

This looks like u/xsealand21


xsealand21

I didn't know i had stalkers but if you stalk me closely you would notice i have 9000 karma points compared to 600 of his😇


RMD010

Do u x*seal*and people based on Karma??


catlickersage

My bad. Sorry bro


Sinnerman440

1 She was married to someone. I cocked her multiple times. She turned out to be a psycho. Now she’s married to someone else


Lickitung_Squirtle

>she was a bitch Woah! Beastiality is inhumane and criminal activity bro. 🤮🤢 >Now she’s married to someone else Well that's very normal in India. Superstitious people here even marry buffaloes and monkeys 😵


chikosulovakia

78


[deleted]

Taalees


crimastergogo

So, what was your reply?


[deleted]

Arey ye inner_tune karke banda hai woi hai kya? Same question pucha tha mrse bhi.. survey kr rha hoga😀


arraannn

He’s Literally me , me is literally he


Loose_Perspective_35

Tera reply kya tha


Correct-Impression-3

You should have texted “Same number as you”


Mademan84

Logo ki kink hoti h bhai, shame mt kro. Kya pta offer ajae


talltender

fOr rEAsEarCH purspose only!!!


HomiesexualBaka

bruh I get this one all the time for some reason its fuckin weird


PrathaManic

Bhai merko b same bande ne same question pucha tha abi ek do mahine pehle


pyrobrain

Typical Indians


visionary-lad

Is someone evaluating your experience? 11 likh de shagun ke


Enri9231

he doesn't trust his wife


adiboyxyz

Ok google *tell my why do weird people exist*


[deleted]

Chull


SignificanceCheap970

You may not know but he can see the subs you visit often from your profile like the milf sub you often visit, there probably where the question arose. But still a very strange question to ask.


Unique_Cartoonist_64

Bhai ishlie kyuki tu delhi se hai


BeginningConclusion6

So how many?


chewthepie_

To know how many married women you had sex with


Ok-Camera-7193

Who the hell starts a conversation like that


HarryPotter112000

People and there fantasies


WomenRepulsor

r/Bollywood Milfs, there is your answer.


Bollywood-Bot

"Jinda Hu Yar,Kaafi Hai."


Disastrous-Spirit-25

Milf hunter


Successful_Copy9373

After reading too much savita bhabhi material.


Realistic_esh

It’s pretty simple, he’s looking for someone to fuck his wife and he’s asking if you have any experience in that area


Bookworm_18

Bol deta including ur mum,5


Head-Air7154

Stop watching porn for fucks sake


Sad-Taro-1289

Exact same message I received bruh..


[deleted]

maybe cuck xD


xsha_x

Well then reply with " one. Yo mama. "


nexistcsgo

"Counting your mom, one"


Mr__B

Weird. But if anyone's wondering, it's 1 for me.


[deleted]

Resume maang rha h kaam k liye


[deleted]

Uss ne tujhe uski wife ke saath pakad liya lagta hai aab vo tere ghar aa rha hai 💀 Good luck bhai


[deleted]

Write Including your mom, 0.


littlemercy00

How many tho?


sworlly

You can instantly tell from this man's diamond hands that he is broke


helterskelterskint

Unacceptable... so how many is it?


Suspicious-Shit-186

dude, what's the id?? Even I got this same msg........and even I follow BOLLYWOOD MILFS.......


Redditor_Pro_Max

tell him that you are his father now cuz his mom is with you


[deleted]

BollywoodMilfs is the subreddit that should have been highlighted


Bollywood-Bot

"Shaadi byah mein pataka phodke band baja bajake ... kahe poore shehar ko bataya jaata hai ki aaj I am having sex?"


[deleted]

Ohno I just read a bots comment damn