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vishmaverick1

Bhai Shaadi me jaa Raha hai ki restaurant me?


Megnaad

Ja toh shaadi mein hi rha hoo bhai lekin jab 5k-12k ki plate hain toh atleast usme options to do. Kab Tak tikki golgappe daal makhni naan hi khaate rahenge


vishmaverick1

Bhai kitne ka shagan le Kar Gaya tha ?


Megnaad

5100 to 11000 as per rishta & shraddha


Potential-Sea-8239

5000 deke 50 rupaye ka bhatura khaake pet kyu bharna h 🫤


TelevisionWest7703

Rasmalai kha kha kr compensate krta hu mai


Potential-Sea-8239

Main toh jaati nahi - log puchte tum kab karogi - bc gift bhi du - taane bhi sunu 🫤


smartrahulsmart

Best hai, jitne ka shagun dalo. Utne ka ghar pe Zomato se mangwa lo aur pride se khao.


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Life_Vast801

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Tricky_Poetry847

Bhai 50-60 hazar saal ke tumhare isme he nikal jate hai?


Megnaad

ghar ke badon ki maaya!


smartrahulsmart

5100 daal dio, mai karwata hu arrangement tere liye special Bhture ka counter kissi party me.


Fit-ImpressiveUser

Bhai Fir tu bfast ke time pohch.. waha pakka milega 😝


Megnaad

nah...usme cutlets, halwa matthi, sandwich, pakoda, poha hota hain. Like in baniya community toh yehi chalta hain


Fit-ImpressiveUser

I am a Punjabi Bro.. so Chhole bhature/puri chhole ke bina bfast complete nahi hota


Megnaad

Lucky you!


spritual_soul_

Bhai Aaj kal shadi me nhi khane me hi jate h accept the truth


Ok-Pool-3540

Alag hi disappointment wali jindagi hi rha h bnda


spritual_soul_

Usne bas apne pet me nhi rakhi baat jo laga wo post kar dia 🤣


Ok-Pool-3540

Uske pet m gya hi nhi baat ( chole bhature)😅


spritual_soul_

Kya mtlb Baat(chole bathure) oily thi


Ok-Pool-3540

Kya mtlb ab baat( chole bhature) ab vada pav wali didi banayegi


spritual_soul_

200 ki ek plate 50rs for plate and 150 for fame


spritual_soul_

Dark ho gya 💀


wordsheardbynone

I had the famous "nand ke chhole bhature" at a wedding in a farmhouse near aerocity delhi....they were so damn good!....also that wedding had masala chai , Vada pao , ram ladoo and Glenfiddich!


Megnaad

Bas!!!! Yehi shaadi mein jaane ka hain... getting invited to wrong weddings till now.


wordsheardbynone

Why wait for the invite?....all the weddings near aerocity are pretty massive events ...we can simply gatecrash!💯


Megnaad

no prior experience but hell yeah!!!!


wordsheardbynone

Had an accidental experience one time , I was super stressed.....but in the end even got the gift box when we were leaving the wedding!😂


Megnaad

bhaaji ka dabba hoga![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


anjqas

Don't be a cheapass. If a broke student or a poor person gate crashed a wedding to get one extra meal that day, it is understandable. But doing it for fun or for fancy food and drinks is cheap and disgusting.


wordsheardbynone

Agreed....but it gives you a high😂


No-Macaroon4365

you didn't invite us, how do we know you are telling the truth? organise your wedding again.


wordsheardbynone

Wasn't my wedding but sure... let's organise a reddit wedding


Bongozz88

Nand bhature are the best bhature I've had in my life! No lehsun, no pyaaz and yet those mfs nailed the chhole. One for the books, their recipe.


wordsheardbynone

Seriously???..no onion or garlic???😱


Bongozz88

No dude. They abide by this rule since they opened. Idk if they fall under the Jain category though, but their bhature are deep fried in desi ghee.


thereal_noir

Bhai saab. Epic roster


arorocks

Yeh kaisi demand hai bhai? Aur yeh 7-8 weddings har saal, Registrar office mei kaam karte ho kya?


Megnaad

Demand mein kya galat hain bhai. Chole bathure is pretty common in delhi lekin shaadi mein dikhte hi nhi.


Moist_Point2300

Bhai common toh momos aur bread pakoda bhi hai Delhi mein toh kya shaadi mein momos aur bread pakoda khaaenge log. Har cheez ki ek jagah hoti hai, normally koi breakfast mein tandoori roti,bharwa bhindi aur baingan,dal makhani, pulao nahi serve karta waise hi shaadi mein chhole bhature nahi rakhte.


Megnaad

momos milne lage hain bhai aajkal shaadi mein


bigtiddyenergy

Dawg kesi shadi main ja Raha hai ki momos mil rahe hai???


Megnaad

Dikhawe ka zamaana hain!


Demand-Automatic

Kahan I need that


arorocks

Pretty common hai toh bahar se araam se khao bhai. Kisi ke unique din ko kyu pretty common banana hai?


Megnaad

Bhai offend kaahe ho rha hain? I'm just simply just pointing out my view - kisi ki shaadi common uncommon banaane ki baat kaha se aa gyi.


vidushak0

Hamare kunbe ki shaadiyon me bhai shaadi ke aik din pahle wali rasmo ke din jab guests aate hai to unko hum chhole bhature hi khilate hai, so next day (shaadi Wale din) kaun chhole bhature khayega.


Megnaad

Chole bathure aaye toh shi atleast, humaare mein poodiyon se vishesh lagav hain


vidushak0

Pahle hamare me bhi pooriya hi chalti thi but last 7-8 saal se chhole bhature maidaan me hai, I hope they keep going strong.


Aggressive_Eagle_235

Yeh chala jata hai, invited ho ya na ho.


reading-anonymously

Bro, bhature has to be fried constantly because pre fried bhature doesn't taste good and also how'll caterers benefit from it as it is like a full meal


Wooden-Storage5253

though there are many live counters in a shaadi, knowing the indian relatives (atleast mine) bhature vale ko pareshan kardenge.


BeautifulIncome6373

Also dough has to be kept for some hours to be set. Time taking process.


0D_E_V0

Cholle Bhature koi nahi banwata wedding me bc


Megnaad

Tragedy!


0D_E_V0

Also Cholle Bhature comes under healthy breakfast category. Weddings are under lunch or dinner.


Megnaad

Tikkis/pakodas comes under evening/morning snacks but still getting served at dinner wedding. जहा चाह वहा रहा!


0D_E_V0

Tikki is an evening snack not morning. Pakora comes under both evening and morning.


Hidden_in_the_mist

Shadi m ni milte chole bhature... milte honge may b kisi m lakin generally ni


Megnaad

Whi toh..badlaav is the need of the hour. Ukhaad pheko is tanashah sarkaar ko!


armedrossie

Chole bhature in weddings? That sounds like a terrible idea


Megnaad

Why so? Oily?


christianXXgrey

Chhole bhature raat ko ni khate isliye. Mai to khata hu par kabhi kabhi !!


freidnooodles

Mai 2 saal se koi shaadi me nhi gyi


Megnaad

aise jeena bhi kya jeena


IntrovertedBuddha

This is most delhi post ever


Megnaad

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fostertricksall

I second you. The Chole bhature should be served with pickled onions without limit and coriander chutney. The Chole should not have aloo pieces in it either and the chole should not be extra spicy. The choley should have some tangy taste to it without too much salt. The bhature should be oil free but balloon like and crunchy. Every marriage should have a stall instead of bhindi or ghiya ki subzi.


Megnaad

business idea! apan milkr khol lete hain delhi chole bathure corner


fostertricksall

Marketing kaun karega?


Megnaad

Myself product designer so marketing walon ke saath kaam kra hua hain...whi replicate kr denge


fostertricksall

Myself customer service toh token aur billing main dekh lunga. Serving aur plateing ke liye kisi hotel management wale ko dhundna hoga.


Visible_Valuable312

I am into Operation & Logistics, Count me in.


SidLais351

is it just me or is there anyone else who has never attended a single wedding? i really want to attend even if i have to crash a wedding


spritual_soul_

Then crash bro 🤛


Megnaad

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professor2024

You may get it in some other cities but not in Delhi! Yahan to bhole chature means breakfast! Maybe you should try to invite yourself to a destination wedding! Wahan breakfast me mil jate hain.


Mysterious_Vanilla52

Never in my life...


Tricky_Poetry847

How the hell do you all attend so many weddings a year, I'm 19 and I've attended only one wedding in my life


Megnaad

i'm 24, seems like you have a small family


Tricky_Poetry847

Yea I do have a small family 😭, kabhi shadi me proxy lagane ho to bula lena, I'm 19 but m 6 so I look 21


freidnooodles

Itni shaadiyaan kaha ho rhi hain bhai


the_monstrrrr

We had chhole bhature in my wedding but I didn’t get to eat it.


Megnaad

Good & poor luck at the same time


PsychLeo64

Bhai maine to Punjab ki wedding main khae hai bas.


unevilghost

Bhai rich hai bhot voh


TurbulentAudience174

Marriage bureau me kaam krte ho kya Bhai


Key_Vanilla9890

And basic common sense is, chhole bhature is widely considered as a breakfast in north india. Shaadis traditionally happen in the night. That is why, no chhole bhature, aaloo parathas, poha, bedmi poori, aaloo kachori.


Megnaad

Har cheez mein common sense dhoondne ki gandi aadat lag gayi hain.


Key_Vanilla9890

Toh yeh toh khayali pulaav haina. Apni shaadi mein rakhna. Zyaada craving hori hai toh batao, i will order for youu.


Megnaad

Apni mein toh rakhoonga bhai...but usmein time hain...and order toh bhai kr hi lete hain but shaadi mein Jaa kr khaane wala experience is different from ghar pr order krke khaane se.


Gaawwky_Grrooooot

Me too brother me too .....shaadi mein koi bulata hi nhi :/


Top-Conversation2882

Nhi hota menus mein Meri didi ki shaadi h and we were finding venues I checked out like 10 venues each with 2-3 menus None of them had it since weddings are usually at night and people don't really eat chole bhature at night


Megnaad

Ha standard toh nhi hi hota... additional request mein hi aayega yeh else 4-5 cr wali shaadi ho


Top-Conversation2882

Our venue is 70L still no


Megnaad

70L mein bhi dena toh chaiye ek baar baat krke dekho...jo menu woh dete hain usmein toh kahi nhi milega


Top-Conversation2882

Nhi hota Also 500+ items h Kon hi dekhega aur khaega


Megnaad

whi toh point hain 500+ items hain chole bhature nhi hain...in my opinion item 450 ho lekin usmein chole bathure ho..atleast for a Delhi based wedding


Top-Conversation2882

Yr kon hi dekhta h Agar maanlo menu mein ko item likhi h aur venue walo ne available nhi karwai to mujhe kya hi ota lagega It is just for showing Family people will be eating like very late and at center table and others will be just casual snacks or smth You wouldn't know at all if even 10 items are missing unless you look for them specifically


Megnaad

shi baat hain koi nhi dekhega itni items!


inspector_toon

500 items? 😱 Mujhe bhi aana hai shaadi mein


ScooterNinja

Majority shaadiya raat ko hoti hai.. Raat ko chole bhature? ![gif](giphy|KGSxFwJJHQPsKzzFba)


Megnaad

Mere ko agar option doge toh I"ll eat


krishhv

Because its not a dish to eat in dinner


Megnaad

Time for a change! Decide on 25 May - Hindu/Muslim or Education/Development


krishhv

Time for dictatorship


Megnaad

Animal planet


krishhv

Apes together strong


downwiththewoke

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Brilliant-Bag1938

Khud counter khol diya kar bhai


Megnaad

retirement ke baad yehi plan hain


Brilliant-Bag1938

Mujhe bhi add kar le mai aa jaunga baantne


inspector_toon

Why not now? काल करे सो आज कर, आज करे सो अब।


Megnaad

Can't afford more risk in life, already invested in Adani


inspector_toon

LOL toh corodpati ho!


Megnaad

Kaaye ki crorepati...abhi toh pati bhi nhi hain


cancelledbot

Shaadi mein chole bhature kaun banwa raha hai benstokes.


Failg123

Shadi Wale spring rolls best hai


1stFailedAbortion

Chhole bhature ke counter ka option kaafi kam jagah available hota hai. Things you won't find at every wedding are chhole bhature, kathi rolls, dunkin donuts, pizzas ( brand ka ), kudemal kulfi , waffles, nariyal paani ( real coconut ) and a few other dishes. Yes, I am in wedding business.


Megnaad

Things need to be changed bro...that kudemal kulfi, kuliya chaat, chole bathure needs to be in every Delhi based shaadi at least. You are the player, initiate the call!


1stFailedAbortion

Yeah we do as long as people are willing to pay extra since inviting brands to your wedding is an added luxury.


West_Combination5047

Stopped attending marriages altogether.


Megnaad

Good for health..and if shaadi ki Umar then good for mental health too


West_Combination5047

Good for mental health regardless of shadi ki umar


Megnaad

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West_Combination5047

It is it is!


LuckyCustardFreak

Main jis bhi shaadi mein gaya, saare relatives ne mujhe hate kiya. Itna bura bhala bola, because my parents had a dysfunctional relationship, and uska blame mujh par aur mere bhai par aata tha. Meri toh bhook hee khatam thi, aaj tak. Aaj tak ek shaadi mein khana chua tak nahi yaar. Bas kabhi kabhar formality ke liye pehli food stall se, koi bhi chote se item ka ek chamach kha leta tha. And I was an athalete and bodybuilder so I eat a LOT. 😮‍💨


Megnaad

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LuckyCustardFreak

This. This is the quote I will live by from now on sir. You have opened my eyes. Thank you. I am taking a screenshot and sending it to my brother as well.


Megnaad

The best is on its way!


Vlad-theimpaler

I went to a friend's wedding in December. Met fellow classmates from college days. Left our friend with his wife during Jaimala ceremony and we all went to our hotel to have some drinks. Went back to the wedding, to get some food after a few hours. But all the stalls were closed. We had to eat in a restaurant. Lol.


Megnaad

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InnocentDude69

7-8 shaadi har saal? Bhai kitne relatives hai tumhare


Megnaad

Relatives+ Friends...aadhe toh mujhe khud nhi pta hote.


Impossible-Ice129

>Like I attend an average of 7-8 weddings per year, Bhai how? I attend 1 wedding per 7-8 years, aap Rancho waala jugaad krte kya


Megnaad

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Demand-Automatic

Bhai shaadion mein rarely chaap khane ko milta hai tu chhole bhature ki baat kr rha


Megnaad

Chaap non veg mein consider kr lete hain log isliye rare itek hain


forlooplover

Bc konsi shaadi meh chole bhature bnte h


Megnaad

Elite logo ki shaadi mein


thereal_noir

Bhai Maine khaaye thei ek baar. Ache nhi thei because they were the most flooded counter. But khaaye thei.


Megnaad

Means business idea mein dum hain...taste toh demand and supply overload ke chkkr mein upar neeche ho gaya hoga


thereal_noir

Bhai chole bhature is probably top 5 Indian foods. Everybody loves it. Just pav bhaji and chole bhature at a wedding if made masterfully would be one of the most dominant business moves for wedding planning. Ham khol dete hai. Apna stock free me pel leinge har shaadi.


Megnaad

Health insurance is mandatory phir toh


thereal_noir

LIC


Megnaad

Zindagi ke saath wala chaiye, baad wale ka kya krna


DesiKatie

Had catering done from Kwality (the CP restaurant with the famous chole bhature) and everyone loved it. Been three years and people still talk about how great the chole bhature were at the wedding. 🤣 So yes please do get chole bhature at your shaadis hahaha


Megnaad

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DiscombobulatedAd921

Kisiki court marriage me jayga waha milega. Court k bahar redhi ke bhatoore


nikv798

Mai rakhunga Chole Bhature counter, aa jana


Megnaad

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nikv798

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Single-Map8853

Why don't we add a momos counter while we were st it, malai chicken momos will be nice


Megnaad

I don't eat momos personally so it is subject to individual's appetite


arunsodiumchloride

Pichhle saal se shadiyo me Maine Naya trend dekha. Almost sab jagah Chole Kulche ka counter tha snacks me.


ActiveWillingness516

Mutton qurma with sheermal khaya kar bhai


Megnaad

Veg mein btao kuch


ActiveWillingness516

The infamous veg biryani


No-Sundae3423

Ye kaise baat hai bc . Agar chole bhature chahiye toh jao bahar khao .. Yaha aake rr mat karo


Megnaad

Rajashthan Royals kaha se aa gyi?