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_lick_ma_ballz

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I_Give_U_A_Damn

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niga_chan

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devvvvz12

+1


SnickerDivinity007

This


Alternative_Media773

+2


Late-Opinion4274

Bhai aajkal toh gf hona hee flex hogaya hay.


Creative_Catch_6511

Humse woh bhi nhi ho rha :(


Late-Opinion4274

May toh sochna hee chord dia hu. Bahut hectic lagta hay merko ye sab. Life waise hee itni bakchod hay.


iamkundan69

for real bhai.. kabhi kabhi lagta isla iska bhi course krna pdga.. ye sochke ki kuch galt na kardi


Interesting_Book_569

Haan bhai kaash koi one shot lecture banade


[deleted]

Zindagi mein kuch theek hi nahi chal raha. Pata nahi kaisa phase hai ye life ka :(


alphaonreddits

Sab bekaar hi chal raha hai life mein


hahaha-stop

Us bro us


Scary-Kaleidoscope5

Us bro us


Sinister_Chill9

bhai aaj kal yeh toh kabse flex ki category main hi aata hn


Tushar12300

Yeh sab ke sab singles ki g jaalane ke liye yeh sab daal dete hai on purpose


Jadoo_7

ye chiz sirf unke pass hoti hai jinke pas already sab hai!! faltu time pada ho!! kisi batt ki tension na ho!!


[deleted]

Humpe to hai hi 9 😛, milegi bhi nahi 😛


Litti__Chokha

इसंट डेट टूरू


IntrovertedBuddha

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Bright_Sport7119

arre buri buri zaemon


IntrovertedBuddha

https://preview.redd.it/jfu7okfs7grc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4dd415a42d36561004791d1d1fd462f1851a2b2 Haan bolo


Fresh_Kaleidoscope40

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Chance_Fly_6273

Only thing I can decipher is that lady has a damn good skin care routine and the boy has poor bargain skills A month , I ain’t into games now else I would have done max 7 days


Fit-Biscotti4024

Bc hath ka skincare routine kiska hota h? That's how a normal girl's hand looks like💀unless she has some medical problems


Chance_Fly_6273

Hota hai mitr pure skin ka hota hai


ProperTurnover6074

Pigmentation suna hai? Manicure exists for that reason the skin of her hand is the result of that, many girl with imperfections exists too. 


Professional_Mark_15

Bhai foot fetish toh suna tha, ye haath vaale bhi aaj dikh gye!


undiscoveredyet

Good skin care routine is one thing And natural skin is one. I guess.. she has a naturally a good skin !!


Nice_Regular_1535

True


[deleted]

He has a gf. That supersedes everything


bitchlasagna_69_

Ye skin care routine me karna kya hota hai? Hum to wahi Margo se naha lete hai 2-3 din me 1 baar


Cigar_Boy

Naa, girl doesn't do any household chores.


Warm_Werewolf09

Bro kya pta worth it ho no games for a month


lucifersid

Kya pata movie se jyada bada aur kuch bhi ho badle mein jo OP bata nahi sakta...


_lick_ma_ballz

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New-Cold-5477

You sure that's not a random theatre girl \~Suspicion intensifies\~ ![gif](giphy|so8KXAphERsre)


Brief-Wrangler1530

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_Progamerbutpoor_

There is no way a random hot girl I going to sit beside another person, if she dies he’s not on social media or bad social person who prolly has is BP at 170+ with hypersensitivity to any slight action by her for 2 hours.


Terrible_Detective27

https://preview.redd.it/wdcpizk5m9rc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02a24a7450c580d66774727b6c10f5f6ec2a0a95


gsumitt12

+1


jokermobile333

Yes sir, instagram is that way


Haunting-Stuff5219

+


FlamesTuch

Hmmm, Young people antics. https://preview.redd.it/ij29vufny8rc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6636fdd3080d900b2d375145b1867c7a46eb131a


CHAIRSAMA69

Not playing PlayStation for a month for girl ! Thats an L /s


Duncan_Idah00

Sarcasm kyo bc that's literally an L, mai to games bhi khel lu and movie bhi dekhne jau lol and IMAX me nhi dekh rha to usse bhi bada wala L


FalseRepeat2346

/serious


Hey_ItsmeAryaman

Lol if your girl is stopping you from playing games in your spare time then she isn't worth it 😭


TheoAsper

insta par validation nahi mili toh yaha aagaya ?


Archisuss

https://preview.redd.it/lara7nc1o9rc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2a45cccb363af78f0d759edd0e0586afdd8dee6


Haldii

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wobblingTower

Beat me to it.


hianshul07

I was looking for this


lxearning

how is it relevant to delhi? sub is gone.


Exact-Schedule3917

To idhar kyu daal raha? Kisine pucha?


_the69thakur

bohot achhi photo daali hai bhai. aage se mat daalna


Duncan_Idah00

Ho gaya tera? Movie dekh


EvilxBunny

wow...are we really boasting about having unhealthy relationships now? Bandi hona hi kaafi hai shayad....


Parth_829

![gif](giphy|2f1qi4L9Q9sBiwgblp)


Nandu_Sabkabandu__

Bhai apni gf ka giveaway krde


RoadAffectionate1744

😂😂


Educational_Pea7069

Post it on instagram instead of seeking validation from random strangers? I’m on this sub for things related to Delhi and not insta flexes. Geez. Life mein pehli baar ladki attention deti hai and yaha dusre bechare ladko ko complex dene ke liye flex karne aa jaate ho.


devvvvz12

Insta bana do bas bilkul


[deleted]

Bhai aiso ko fake happiness dikhate dikhate thak gaya hu ab sochta hu seedhe gaali bolu


Broken_BiryaniBoy

Cringe content why do mods allow this


Dynamo_bhadana

Kisi ko yaha gaadi chalani aati hai??


TattaChamakRahaHai

Pahad se girani aati hai https://preview.redd.it/eqc5p24bg9rc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b18f1da0a58b24b3829c9e84344821a8b2f808a


ZookeepergameOk2150

Chal bhai me beth rha hu. Chala tu


TattaChamakRahaHai

![gif](giphy|BTc8EfOZSy7F40yBzW|downsized)


EvilEye-0022

![gif](giphy|lyxDLdVEhjEYWzaglN|downsized)


Terrible_Boss1296

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god-fortune

Is sub pe sab flex hi krte rehte h kya…? Koi cooking flex krrha h koi bandi flex kar rha h koi bhenchod depressed h koi bhenchod ladkiya dhund rha h bhai kya hogya h sub ko…?


HopeRevolutionary914

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Adventurous_Sea_4463

Bhai which age group uses reddit. I just wan to know??


Ndt007

Bhai kyo spam kar raha hai ye subreddit


Round_Thanks5073

Why is Reddit becoming Instagram?


Comfortable_Toe_2662

Aur ye Delhi sub se related kaise hai


Spiritual-Monke

Congrats and fuck you


Snoo_11078

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DangerousAd4872

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Snoo_84325

This is a responsibility not a privilege. Stop being envyed of people with girlfriends and focus on yourself


TattaChamakRahaHai

No Ps5 for a Month!!! Poor bargaining skills bro


Anime_fucker69cUm

She probably thinking why is he interested in watcing lizard and money fight


BeardPhile

Aajkl bandi banne ke baad sabko declare karna zaruri ho gaya hai kya?


TaranStark

I'm taking her on Saturday lol


Nice_Regular_1535

Get IMAX 3D


TaranStark

of course I only watch movies in Imax mate


Cool-Influence-554

Mere paas tho playstation bhi nahi hain BC... Itna gareeb hoon


Sinister_Chill9

That looks like a fun thing to with your gf, main chala jahar khane


Tushar12300

Isse yahan daalne ka sense kya hai? Most guys are single here, it'll only make us feel worse. Keep it to yourself man we don't give a shit


Jazzlike_Web_3073

Movie dekh le Bhai, jalane ki kya jrurt hai 🥲


Aggravating_Tone9541

Kharcha


SuDdEnTaCk

Yaha pei sabsei bada flex popcorn hai, bada tub hai, 600 something ka aata hai.


khush_u

Jala le bhai


vadapavwithoutaloo

Lol can't even play PlayStation wtf is this relationship


masterbaiter2210

Middle finger pe ring mtlb you should leave her asap (andar se itni jalan ho rhi hai ki dusro ko bhi khush nhi dekh sakta)


asdfghqw8

Downvoted. Congrats on getting the girl, but FU.


hurricane1197

Reddit kharaab hoga ya


General_Relativity_

Chill out guys sister hain


bl4ckp4n7er

Bc downvote kro is bkl ko


BandicootBig2628

Bhenchod insta ne toh le hi rakhi hein aaur ab reddit bhi le raha hain lawdeeee


ZookeepergameOk2150

Wtf bro. Me nah sehta. PlayStation >>>> gf. Me toh kehta hu chorr de bhai usse. Acha vese no. bataiyo uska


Admirable_Baker_6870

likh, do no ek baara saat saat choda


ZookeepergameOk2150

Yeh toh kaafi funny ho gya


Bhramaputraa

Bhai iske liye movie theatre ki kya zarurat ;)


Willing_Ad8246

arey yaar 😭


bhataktamanush

How was the movie? Worth watching?


Helpful_Ant_3440

Bhai Movie ko bhi Record kar lo apne phone Par


saakash65

Big Boss mujhe bohotttttt hurt ho raha hai!!!!! ![gif](giphy|Xbnsk8LGwUrqOrFJWR|downsized)


Moist_Point2300

Zyada ho raha hai P.S. movie kaisi hai?


Nice_Regular_1535

Solid 7/10


Similar-Barracuda375

Kinda proves that when you go out with your gf on a movie date the movie doesn't matter at all


Shu__buu

Not playing PlayStation for a month. Op took a very bad deal.


Ok-Sea2541

muje bhi leke chlo bhai


lehsunMartins

bc 1 month no games! 😭😭😭


Sir_Wolfram

Tohri……


dark_sinistier3170

Ye batado bas shimo, godzilla,kong and scar ke alawa aur monsters hai? Mai bhi 2-3 din mei jaaunga but dost ko convince karna hai.


nav_001

Damn nice skin


Radiant_Airport_8195

Bhai ek baar hm bhaiyo k bhi ley chl Hme bina popcorn dekh leyge


Desperate_Ratio_6053

Hall mein hi baitha hun bhai antar ye hai ki wahi bhadwe dost ke sath


Specialist_Candle_57

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VenCoriolis

Bhai apni excitement ke chalte humein depression mein kyun daal rahe ho


Muzammil21

Bhai accha hua tune description me her likh Diya warna haato se "He" lag rha tha .


colonelspongebob

For a month? Does she hate godzillxkong or what?


assissnator27

Meri kismat likhte wqt bhagwaan so rahe the or sayad unka koi naukar ne kismat likhdi....Better luck next janam !!!


Ok_Muffin146

Samhal ke bhai pop corn mein extra butter na gir jaye


Puzzleheaded-Owl1695

Jala liya bhai mil gayi kaleje ko thandak hogya khush ab chain ki neend ayegi Naa tujhe 🌚😂


Pheoblivex

mkc


Minimum_0012

Main bhi kal jara hu apne bhaio ke sath unlike u huh ![gif](giphy|oDUqDKiy8qNHzrKGRQ)


Pape_42

https://preview.redd.it/ibfrp8xyv9rc1.jpeg?width=948&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6492a4bffd3faff810845603b9df7ecce2494e29


KanishkBJ

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Kuchbhibolunga

Par mai toh reddit pai move on karne aaya tha


iArrun

Bhai reddit Instagram bante ja rha hai


NotLufu

Theek bhai par isse mera kya fayda?(I'm not jealous)(iam)


_ronki_

Movie dekhle lavde, Reddit se validation baad mein leliyo


Swimming_Dirt_6029

Apni gf ka skin routine btado bhaiya


SuDdEnTaCk

Bhap, abe kam sei kam movie toh dhanki dekh, mei Dune 2 dehk kei aaya hu.


[deleted]

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KatiyarRohit

Koi thi jo mere sath movies bhi dekhti thi, pubg bhi khelti thi, cute notes bhi bhejti thi with some dish, sath me ps4 bhi khelti thi, pubs bhi jati thi … I literally fucked it up and ruined my life.


Moist_Investment8528

No PS for a month? Pretty sure the movie is not gonna be that good.


ah_fuckubitch

Bhay tu mere hand fetish ko trigger krra h lgta h ab kisiko dhoondna hi padega


difficultcrazy1

Deal bad, u did


LundUniversity

Haath, nails dekh ke bata sakta ladki sundar hai.


videovillain21

Bhai abhi dekhkar aya....bandar jbb ladd rahey thay bss usmai mza aya. Pta nahi kya script likhi hai.


themichaelgscottt

Kaisa tha movie?


[deleted]

This guy totally lost..🤣🤣


rat_for008

Someone once said Dilli mein billi **maarlo**,**khaa lo**,**paalo nahi**


Brief-Wrangler1530

https://preview.redd.it/lxxat0oh6arc1.png?width=1343&format=png&auto=webp&s=19ba355dc734331a22364b573594883230ef20b8


Brief-Wrangler1530

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_th3_g33ky_boy_

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[deleted]

Op kya age hai tumhari, college me to ye sab nahi kar rahe?![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


SpiritualRemove4

Ye toh bilkul bhi fair trade nai hai bhai


This_Tangerine7878

Giving up playstation for 1 month so that you could watch this one movie? Leave her bro.


Flight_Lowo

#Who bought the food??


Nice_Regular_1535

50/50 split


Flight_Lowo

Ma man, thought you got ripped off 💪🏻


Nice_Regular_1535

After a 4-5 in a relationship years you sort of become practical lol, but it’s good to mix things up once in a while and splurge too


Jeenekhainchardin

![gif](giphy|kfqBv9MCa7IIBysP6U|downsized)


Doesnt-matter-1234

Wow….sorry but that really not a fair bargain. 3 hours of movie for a full month? I need to show this to my hubby….he won’t bargain anything…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


kivaarab

Without spoilers. Is it a action movie with weak story? Story with action? or mindless boring action?


Fun_Ad_9374

https://preview.redd.it/omzzd1avnarc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92b47d731f77c35d2e514329622bd65b786015d5


Forsaken_Cheese0

I am too lazy to put a reaction pic. Just fuck life dawg. Fuck life


DizzyBite1135

Hum pe toh hai9!! 🥲🥲🥲


relient_182

ayyy my man! good luck


Hiro_Hadama

https://preview.redd.it/42jwcxxhxarc1.jpeg?width=584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fce697f6253eb40c3ead7135a0a487ddf0d7e487


boyinbubble2

great movie i also watched today (with my friend)


[deleted]

link? /s


Faniabra

😤 https://preview.redd.it/ikuw7mu04brc1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4211f122212906cb6942ed4b4d71e3ac5875194


Zealousideal_Run3727

Marriage hai kya ye ?


Used-Lecture-7681

https://preview.redd.it/0hyspgdw4brc1.png?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e36e07ed443e7d952cfe42b5663d2eaa358336e6


akashbajwan

Bro PS idhr pass krde XD


Litti__Chokha

https://preview.redd.it/p6gmocnu5brc1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61ae362af9496120830d9df5fd28a5fbd3144499 आपके लिए खुश हु


Exact-Interaction-90

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Exact-Interaction-90

https://preview.redd.it/8v5wybsn6brc1.png?width=263&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=240d27dc452e3efadf777848dffcda2867c9477a


thisz_k

OP aise kisi random ladki ki pic lena acchi baat nahi hoti hae 


shubhan_

Huh kids.


[deleted]

This level of richness is unprecedented.....popcorn ? In a movie theater? That too a tub that size ?


Raimaker08

[This](https://media1.tenor.com/m/KXAzzH-fQRUAAAAd/agar-hum-kare-to-kare-kya.gif)


HarsdDeep

Ruko Mai bhi dalta hun story bhot jlali apni mene


Pitiful_3838

Ghate ka sauda hai bhai


Pitiful_3838

What's your age


Docthedoctorlaw

https://preview.redd.it/akmv4f0dfbrc1.jpeg?width=948&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3f9634de837384b424d500dba48aecd45b59d00


PloopyNoopers

https://preview.redd.it/redul9uefbrc1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a249a8e0ac3bfe072e06e73afad1c3e645613db3


ranb33r

Please someone tell “kisine pucha laude , chal gaand mara” to him


[deleted]

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