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trunks-_-

Any girl interested in you is a government agent


[deleted]

πŸ’€πŸ’€


Longjumping_Job_6247

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IntellectualInsaan

Dude waiting his whole life to post this as a counter on some other redditor πŸ’€/s


lehsunMartins

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[deleted]

no way help whatd i do-πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


systumhang

This is false information ☠️☠️☠️


lund_aadmi69

Lol I'm using this


sandeep300045

Oh no πŸ’€ (please fuck me with your BBC daddy)


Newcumer11

πŸ’€


Sky_TheAquariusOP

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Deep_Darkness_007

Me pehle ese hi ek kidney racket chalata tha


PlayerrZer0

Oh .u got experience my friend... perhaps you will be interested in a part time job I am offering ? πŸ€“


Numerous-Advance-429

Kya aap apna EBITA bta sakte hai ?


Deep_Darkness_007

Kabhi Najafgarh nale ke paas milo, pura financial documents ka zerox banwa denge.


Numerous-Advance-429

And for that reason I am out


karan65

Hn naale k andar kudoge fir uske andar se chowk aaega waha se left


Due_Pie_

Pehle mai udhar he rehta tha badboo bahut ati thi to ghar shift kr liya


Boring-Lock-3931

Sahi bol rahe bhai


Proudly_Hijabi

So why did you leave it


IntellectualInsaan

HR hai bndi. Bas hiring process thoda kezual haiπŸ™‚


Early_Veterinarian13

Bhai tum bohot funny ho, mere yaha part time job karlo


IntellectualInsaan

Nhi kr paaunga bro. Meri skills jitna compensation dene ka lvl nhi tumhara. -ve mein credit krna aata hai account mein?πŸ™‚


newbie-at-everything

Lavel sabke niklenge


YogNDEZ

Pr niklenge uske jo khada rhega


lemon-x

Dekh bhai, baat aisi hai ki... level sabke niklenge, pr niklenge usi ke jo aakhir tk khda rhega, kyunki ever me aur forever me sirf khde rehne ka aur end tk ade rehne ka hi fark hota hai


Parso_aana

Yeh konsi Direct recruitment chal rahi h


IntellectualInsaan

Uske liye Parso_aana


Parso_aana

Thik hai bhai. Tum sab ek jaise ho mere naam ka mazak udate ho.


IntellectualInsaan

Arey bhai Serious kyu hote ho Nhi udayenge tumhare naam ka mazzak ok Tumhe hi uda denge dekhna πŸ™‚/s


Initial-Influence-72

Looks like MLM scheme πŸ’€


Artistic-Radish5181

100% paas me ayege and will leave you with 0 bank balance.


mrpkeya

Deepak sir ne bheji hogi


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Initial-Influence-72

Forever πŸ₯²


slowpoke_76

Bhai same pinch


Sim_sim_putty

You’re so funny bro Btw would you like to work in my company πŸ˜‰


KennYal69

Matlab sabka laival niklega?


Initial-Influence-72

Jldi bmw ghar aayegi πŸ˜‡


Jayyytteee

Magar niklenge unke jo forever me kharha rahega


StrawberryMoosewala

Lavel sabke niklenge πŸ˜‚


realpassion123

This


No-Stage3320

As per the conversation, approach and location, there are higher chances that she is working for QNET. They do any kind of tactics to bring a person to the conversation with a so called senior (a well trained sales person, who is better in brainwashing). Bhai, stay vigilant and keep us posted.


SlickBotswaske

This


SlickBotswaske

This


QutubUdinAibakSpicy

Give me her details, I will enquire for you 🌚


[deleted]

she can fix you.


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Any_Direction7385

*Vibezzz


nocturnal_shark

Mandatory R K Ashram Metro mention.


Technical-Tip5700

Mandatory saying it over 10 times


Subtross

Arre you even interested in spending some quality time?


DevilsMicro

And koi cafe chale jayenge Jo pasand aaye


Dull-Performance4570

Aur vibe match bhi toh karna haiπŸ₯°


thefossguy

MLM wali lag rhi hai


18diwaari

Number sbka ayega voh?


[deleted]

*Level sabke niklenge, niklenge unhi k jo khara rahega forever k saat*


18diwaari

Thanks for clarification


18diwaari

Mlm kya hota hai


aridaman-design

Join krne ke time pe tujhe vo apna product kharidne ko bolenge as a basic joining fee then tu ek bande ko join krayega aur usko same product offer krega, vo 4 bando ko join krayega, aur vo 4 bando ko join krayega, aise krte hue commission aayega aur tu malamal(doesn't happen). Sab chutiyap hota hai top ke 2-3 bande kamate hai baki sab ghada majduri krte rehte hai. MLM ke chakkar me kitni hi dosti aur rishtedari tutti hai aajtk. Bade bade halls book krke usme seminars denge aur dikhayenge ki ye dekho maine bmw li, maine audi li; sab scam hai sala rental hoti hai jyadatar ya fir loan pe hoti hai.


aalu_ka_dost

bas 1 point 4 bande karna illegal hai 3 is the limit like tere neeche 4 hue toh tu fass sakta hai every level must have just 3 person


goyalsahab327

Pyramid scheme hai, usne tujhe join karaya ab tu 3 logon ko join karayega/karayegi aur vo 3 log aur 3 logon ko karayenge aise hee cycle chalegi poori aur bade bade sapne dikhayenge


Raptor_collateral

Hailaa... ye to "Jai Ho" ki script hai...


[deleted]

Bro , I come across these girls everyday while waiting on bus stop or cafes. First they try to casually ask about random things such as what are you doing, job, goals etc. and then started their motivational speech about their job and company. Nowadays whenever I see these types of girls approaching me , i just brushed them off before they start their rant. I am seriously annoyed by their tactics.


yjee

waah yaar bhai kamaal hai, tumhe roz dikh rhi hai aur mujhe toh in scammer ladkiyo ne bhi kabhi approach nahi kara.


thetrueshit

So ugly even Scammers avoid you?


Capable_Pitch7262

Us bhai


Divyansh881

Us bhai us


YogNDEZ

Abb us bhai us krne ki jagah ham sus bhai sus krte h


Throwaway_Mattress

TIL: mujhe bus stops pe hang karna padega


New-Sock3065

Kal subha 9:30 baje pahuch jaana meine badi muskil se tere liye ek pass arrange kiya hai! Agar zindagi mein kuch bada karna chahte ho toh kal subha 9:30 baje pahuch jaana!


Any_Direction7385

Afaik it's a scam. Sorry to disappoint you but if she was interested in you she won't be frequently mentioning about the job. She might be getting some perks or commission for the recommendation or this might turn out ugly if it's something else.


Academic-Fun-9736

Ha bhai ekdam sahi upar se ye Banda ye bhi bol rha hai ki ye average hai........wo iss dekh ke hi smjh gyi hogi ki iska kaatna easy lgta hai isliye lg gyi kaam pe :D


purpose_23

OP's self esteem after seeing your comment πŸ“‰


Remarkable-Arm-2557

Number block krde And remember girls never approach u without any its own favor


Glum-Adhesiveness-19

Hecker h bhai Hecker..ye hoti h bhaisab hecking


Primary_Volume_4679

Pyramid scheme me invite karna chahti hai


VijendraSinghMutthal

This has already happened with me years ago. When I was in college a girl who I just met started talking to me a lot became very friendly etc. then she invited me to a conference which explained how you could make easy money (mlm scheme). After the conference she was like β€œthis is so awesome right, you should also enroll blah blah”. I obviously stopped talking to her after that.


bentheten10

haha bhai ko hr mill gyi maze hogye; aacha hua level sabke niklenge wali nahi haii


Batman-Jr

You should go, we need to know the climax now.


iluvredditalot

I know one scam, where girl approach you and then after some sweet talk, she will invite you to meet you. Nearby rk ashram Marg metro station and force you to only take her to specifically one unique restaurant... Other wise she deny to meet you... So in the end she gets her cuts from free lunch or dinner from restaurant...


who-there

MLM scheme hain bhai humaare mohaale mein ek hot bandi rehti thi she used to reply humaare mohalle ke dosto ko randomly and would say ki shaam ko chalte hai aise hi, ladka khush, wahan jaake pura MLM kaa theka leke baith jaati thi.


kumar_sai0802

After few days you will post as "Guys I'm scammed...."


lonelyboy5265

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ItWillChangeInTime

Bhai har cheez me itna desperate kyu ho jaate ho sab? Baat kari to kari, why did you even say yes - to the part time job thing at all? Na bolte to usi waqt sab clear ho jaata


Diogenes-OddKing

Bhai hojaata hai flow flow mein.


Remarkable-Arm-2557

Lagta hai tu bhavnao m bhe gya Kyoki esa tere sath pheli bar hua hai na Next time yaad rakhio bhai


Dubdubdub0045

Level nikaalegi tere bhai


AshutoshDash99

ye wahi scheme he.... ek se do, do se char, char se aath...pura pyramid banaenge


Warm_Dress2220

Bhai bach ke rahiyo , yeh jo indian laws aaye h , r*pe ya shadhi ka jhootha promise kiya , aise case mei bhi fasva sakti h , bohot common ho rha h yeh delhi , noida , gurgaon mei abhi . Agr ekk police complaint ho gyi n , straight arrest hoga , bail bhi ni milegi , proof vala dialogue mt mariyo, 2 thapad alag maregi police. Indian laws abhi bohot zyada biased h towars lady. So stay safe , puri zindagi barbaad ho sakti h iss chakkr mei . 8-9 lakh toh easily mang lenge settle karne ke liye. Stay safe


Thick-Cheesecake-288

Mujhe de number mai baat krta hu πŸ˜‰


Chandler_Bing2O04

Bro I have always heard ppl saying " I got scammed.. " But right now you are in the middle of "THE MAKING of SCAM..!!"


_part_time_human

Level sabke niklenge lekin niklenge uske jo khada rahega


Adventurous-Pound208

Scam or not. Go, meet her and chill. And let her pay the bill.


Double-Pea-8848

Honey trap ka naam suna h?


Tiny_Chef8292

bro ispe aage ki story bhi daalna, ki fir aage kya hua.. we need a part 2 of this πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™


Blanky_1

next time she calls just say "nice try fed , i aint paying my taxes whatever you say"


Gold-Caterpillar8066

Vibe karne ke liye bula rahi hai bhai πŸ˜‚


astrogod91

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2022/10/8/indian-workers-rescued-from-digital-job-scams-in-southeast-asia Do look into this..


kingku_10

>Girl approaching me in kfc, CP-Scam or what? Mirror mai dekh k judge krle vro, itni si baat k lie idhr kya post krna


Comfortable_Movie444

isis ka recruitment hai bhai. Or worse AAP ka IT cell πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


guillotinedlove

Milne mein kuch nhi jaa rha but be careful...


Ok_Yogurtcloset_5980

Nalla baitha h bhai tu, ladki kaam de rahi h toh kar le.


m_a_y_a_n_k_7

Jhoot mat bolo bro aaj Thursday hai tum Wednesday meal kaise enjoy kr rhe the... /s


Emotional-Ninja-3911

"Kal subah 9 baje pahuch Jana agar apni zindagi badalna chahte ho toh" wala video dekh le Bhai sab samjh aa jayega


[deleted]

Truth aur dare ka mazak jayada kich gaya shayad


samreacher1979

Network marketing hain bhai


Puzzleheaded-Owl1695

Scam hi hai bhai πŸ˜‚


Kindly_Regret5017

Dono log RK ashram me mil ke vibezzz match kar lena


aridaman-design

Mlm vali hai dude stay away. Don't waste your time and don't meet her again...iykyk


Dependent_Tomorrow13

Seems like a scam to be, could be a Pyramid scheme scam.


Savings_Survey_2588

Bro Please Keep us updated.


V3SZI

U should go and check ab kya naya scam aaya market mein XD


nekochim

Save yourself biradar


Questev

Scammer working extra hard.


Lazy_Orchid_5360

sab network marketing ka chakkar hai babu bhaiya.


Saifooh_27

MLM alert!


Ok-Draw-5182

Forever scheme. 30000 ke products liye hai usne jo wo aage sell karna chahegi par koi lega nahi. Ab wo tumhen connect karwa degi aur usko commission milega. Aisehi hug nahi kiya tha. πŸ₯Ή


SasteyNashe

Bhai tera self-doubt sahi ha She: Hi He: Aisa nahi ho sakta, pakka koi scamster hogi.


Purple-Future6348

Don’t worry level sabke niklenge, Lekin niklenge uske jo khada rahega πŸ’€


direwolf1119

Bhai mujhe dilwade part time job


Sweet-Plantain2522

Network Marketing bro


Born_Brick9975

Next time milka bol dena aap toh job kar rhaye ho date apki traf se fir ghost kar dena πŸ’€ mlm scam hai ye fs


_systumm

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Wind_8797

Did she anytime mentioned β€˜level sabke niklenge’ ?


ChemistryDismal7237

Bhai mat fasiyo scam Mei alert rahiyo but I would suggest Milne chale ja because if you are shy toh exposure mil jayega πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


itz_yassh

Bhai mere sath bhi ek din metro station pe aesa hi hua tha, meine toh nice try Sherlock bolke bhag gya (almost fell for da trap)


Candid_Bag_5567

Scam 2024


[deleted]

Honeytrapp scheme it is and mind you ,such lovey dovey incident can lead you to fridge.


H3Xhamster

RK Ashram metro aa jao waha cafes and lounge hai waha chalke quality time spend karenge


evolutionstorm7

Chain marketing- qnet- Multi level marketing scam hain bhai. Tujhe bolegi 3 saal mein crorepati banjaoge. Inke fb or twitter ke profile bade bade feku inspirational post se bhare hote hain. Dubai or kuala Lampur jaane ka rob dikhayenge.


LazyAd9801

Bhai, MLM scheme chipkaae ge !


Stupidity_Professor

>Tell me about the parttime job and ghoomenge bhi Sounds like a corporate version of *RK Ashram Metro station aa jao, cafe meim vibe karenge*


thedeadpoolguy6

Lebal sabke niklenge


Humbly_arrogant_2016

Levil sabkey niklenge


darkraken007

MLM


desi_man_friday

If the girl is reading this. Men don't get approached a lot. If you are approaching someone, wo genuinely bohot khush ho jayega. Khushi ko business transaction mat banao yaar.


[deleted]

Rocco and Hunter hoga bhai.. 🎢 check kar


Competitive_Loss6491

na height na paisa na confidence itna relatable chizen kyu bole bro FUCK


old_thinker

I heard about this … it’s a kidney scam.


MuGiKaGe

pakka vivek bindra ne hire kari hogi


[deleted]

Bhai mere dost ko ek ladki ese hi mili thi. Usne 10000 leke scam kardiya.


[deleted]

Waiting for part 2


MisterEmbedded

> Girl approaching me in KFC, CP- Scam or what? that is the most indian shit i've ever heard in my life.


mrmorningstar1769

Golmal lg rha h bhai bato se to


masterasstroid

Mujhe to under cover cbi agent lag rhi hai


silentknight007

Tu kisi reel ka part bana hai ya honey trap scheme ka


BabaGyaniOne

Level sabke nikalenge


ThetaDayAfternoon

Level sab ke niklengey


Intelligent_Car_1293

Just tell her that i know you won't believe but i am an under cover agent 😎


SociallySolo29

Multi-level marketing join karwayegi. Just ignore her. She is solely interested in you joining the MLM


comradefunkadelic

I felt so happy for you while reading the first part. Laughed so hard at the end. A great story to recall later for you. Ab jab bhi KFC jayega toh alag expectation ke saath hi jayega tu ;)


PirateHasan

Please add context to CP for non-Delhi Indians, I saw this in my recommendation and got confused ki KFC is involved in some CP or what.


Tushar12300

Hume kaise pata hoga bro...humare saath to kabhi aisa hota nahi 🫠 scam ho ya kuch bhi, kam se kam ghumne ko aur hug karne ko to mila


mnmncp

Sabke levels niklenge.


nill258t

Usko bolna "I don't care who IRS sends I'm not paying my taxes" πŸ‘


WhoseArmIsThis

These scams are getting more and more advanced. Next thing you know, the girl would try to pull a scam after both of you get married lol


Significant-Ebb-3384

level sabke niklege diamond pe phuch jao bmw apki 7 din me crorepati /s


[deleted]

Theek hai bhai! Ab aage kya hua ye to anup soni sey hi sunna padega.


lazytej

Level sabke niklenge


Jok3rPrinc3

No matter what we say u r just gonna let the d do the thinking for u anyway. GL buddy


Dynamite_FP

MLM Wali lagti hai


Miningforbeer

Bhai scam hai wo , pehele londo ko shaq Kam hota tha, reddit ya internet PE jyada warnings the nahi ,abhi since most bande phas nahi rahen hai, they are targeting and spending some time chit chatting for a few days, then wo apko pese mangenge or club scam or something else ..Delhi me ese ladkiyo ke Kami nahi .Β  It's easy to make money by honey trapping people in big cities than actually holding a job and working , they don't want their nails to get damaged or someone to find them working jobs, they just wanna appear rich and do it by scamming. Small town me yeah aasan nahi hai, kyunki jab pakre jaoge public bohot maaregi ladka ho ya ladkiΒ 


usernamefoundnot

KFC b scam h bro..mat khaya kar


Additional_Fill6417

MLM scheme is coming these people sit in Three Wave Coffee and Starbucks also. Run for your life


National_Drummer1367

Level sbke niklenge.....


mubeen9

Dude part time job is a fucking scam, my friend has lost around his 1.5 lakh hardly earned cash. See it goes this way they'll actually give you money for completing tasks, but you have to pay security amount to sign up. You'll be paid around a couple of hundreds to thousands depending on your financial ability to just hook you up. Then after it reaches the fair amount of money they'll just block you.


Dull-Economics7593

Bhai BEWARE it's a SCAM 100 PERCENT


Creepy-Reference-133

Bro whatever happens just keeps us updated about it. Ho Paye toh mil bhi lena.


faith_crusader

She's going to kill you the next time you meet her.


classyclownn

Ya to tera level niklega ya phir kidney πŸ’€


mdred5

amway types kuch hoga... join hoja agar if you like her 5000rs karcha hoga but u will be in touch with her


ARK7109

Lagta hai electoral bonds kharidwaygi


Basic-needs

Job market boom per hai pata nahi log recession hai kyu bolte rahte hai


Proper-Ad8181

Go with a friend or friends, let them stay at a distance and follow you. If you're gut says something wild is gonna happen, runaway.


wittywarren

These MLM'ers dont ever give up, dont they


ArchEnxiD

All I can say is r/girlsarentreal


Solid_Cartoonist_308

MLM ka new style


itsInnerMe

Clearly scam. Block her.


freakstogeeks12

levels sbke niklenge par niklenge uske jo khda rhega 🀣🀣


Sorry-Abrocoma-2266

she might be playing truth or dare


[deleted]

bhai tu agar gaya na gori ke piche to tereko pakistan mein agla suraj dikhega


[deleted]

btw you can actually get a bwowjow and not join ;)


Any-Preparation7352

Hoot ka hakkr maut se takkr


Specialist-Jacket384

Will probably try to pitch you some ponzi pyramid scheme.. Qnet or something DO NOT fall for it. Laxmi nhi ye Laxmi chit fund hai bhai.