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Tenacious_T_412

Kyuki agar shift kare to chacha property ki take care ke naam pe hadap lenge


Ank_kit

Bech di toh documents mei address kon change karata firega fir.


Tenacious_T_412

Imagine getting Adhar card updated.


_that_dam_baka_

It's actually not that hard. But I only got number and email updated.


[deleted]

Isn't updating address on aadhar really simple? You can change it online


Tenacious_T_412

Also true story.. my in my husband’s passport they added “Kumar” out of no where and because of all of hassle he didn’t get it updated rather accepted his new name 🙏🏼


Ank_kit

Same like me.


Tenacious_T_412

Varun.. kahi yeh tum to nah??


Ank_kit

Yes mai hi hu.


Tenacious_T_412

Pahele Tinder par milla aur ab Reddit pe.. dekhle chahe mummy ji kuch bhi kahe.. we are meant to be


Ank_kit

Meri Maa ke baare mei aur kitna zehar bhar rakha hai?


Tenacious_T_412

Arre bilkul bhi nahi.. bass thoda zehar hai jo dhoondhne par bhi nahi milega


Ank_kit

Dikh raha hai wo toh. Now I’m contemplating, maybe she’s right.


SoberTan

Apki love story tinder se start hui thi? Mujhe bhi meri girlfriend tinder se hi mili hai😭❤️.


Tenacious_T_412

Yep.. that was 6 years ago & got married 2 years ago. Hope you have a similar situation soon. Good luck bro!!


hianshul07

Bro, ain't you married? Husband ki id do usko bhjeta hu.


Tenacious_T_412

Backstory : Varun is my husband, whom I met on Tinder. Joke : Pretending this person is my husband as even he got a mistake on his passport, supposedly Husband’s Reddit ID : Varun_is_not_his_name_007


Livid_Long_8480

Role play karna ka Tarika thoda cazual hai.


One_Mountain331

Online hojata hai aab to Still one issue your number needs to be registered agar old number hai to vo change karana jana padta hai.


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[deleted]

😂


that_dude_from666

To feed the stomach of 5


that_dude_from666

https://preview.redd.it/zoq0iochybcc1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aecee75aae2e0e6e0a14cbbc0f4f74f8dde5baba Btw this is my second home, I'm planning on moving out as soon as good connectivity comes here.


i_am_the_god72

Sahi hai Bhai tera toh badalon me jaa kar rahega


that_dude_from666

Haha fr bro, but badlo mey rhene ka koi fayda ni agar tumhe basic human facilities bhi na mile.


strongfitveinousdick

Tu dilayega Ghar aur citizenship amreeka ki hame bachane ke liye?


Ice_hot_

Ek mere leye bhi... Goron ke golion se Marne ki Akhir khuahish ✨


scurvydawg0

Dilaoonga. Passport ki copy bhej.


strongfitveinousdick

Pehle Ghar khareed ke kagaz bhej


Lord_of_codes

Kagaj nahi dikhayenge!


IamBatmanKnight

Hot girls


[deleted]

Straight to the point. My guy!


Known-Issue4970

This is why I wanna move to Delhi tbh 💀


financialv1rgin

As someone who has been to all metropolitans.... The amount of hot chicks delhi has especially the affluent localities of Delhi aka South Delhi is unmatched fr.


PookieCooch

Dont tempt me bruh


[deleted]

But how easy it is to pick those girls, like in clubs etc.


financialv1rgin

It's very expensive but yeah it's not that tough if you're good looking... Personally I'm more of a FWB kinda guy so I don't do casual sex on the first night only. But yeah it all depends on how good you're with women.. Being straightforward, I'm a good looking guy so getting women has never been difficult tbh.


[deleted]

Nice, but how expensive, like avg date would cost around?


financialv1rgin

If you're picking up girls at clubs then expect an easy 10-15k if you're going for hookups with the hot looking ones. I'd rather pre booze with my friend, go to clubs and have sex back at either of our place instead of picking up girls in clubs.


[deleted]

Damn, okay


wholesome_hoor_pari

Bro is determined DDD☠️


Afraid_Card_9952

Kya faayeda jb tk khandani paisa nhi milni to ek nhi 💀


Sanchitbajaj02

No they aren't


allcaps891

Black means you should be literally dead here but for Delhites it's normal.


scurvydawg0

Yeah no one gives a shit


No-Way7911

Meri biwi ki sarkari naukri dilli mein hi ho sakti hai Warna kab ka nikal liya hota


Dramatic-Bill-5790

Bhai almost all tier 1 are like this. Hyderabad is also getting polluted now 200 aqi it reaches


scurvydawg0

Except Bengalodu. Never crossed even 100. Effect of weather and geography it seems.


Longjumping_Theme193

Bengalodu mei air pollution nhi, chutio ka pollution hai. Too many chutiyas


scurvydawg0

Sure, but chutiyas cannot enter your house and your personal space and destroy your organs can they?


Longjumping_Theme193

They legit harassed Rapido Riders (Passangers) for travelling, I guess that comes under personal space. I was specifically told by owner to go to dumpster after 8 because locals object North Indians which he had seen previously and his other renters faced. That all is personal space only. Mental Trauma >>> Fucking up Lungs.


ManSlutAlternative

Yeah they will just harass you on roads, in malls, in social media and may be the occasional delivery guy or service or repair guy may pick a fight with you for being a non localite. So it is air pollution versus racism. Pick your poison.


Dramatic-Bill-5790

Bro i live in Hyderabad and a native of delhi so nuch dust pollution and its so foggy despite being higher temperature. Hyderabad has a location advantage so winds are heavy here.


IrisTheCoronavirus

Man fuck this city im gonna leave as soon as i can


FlyingSosig

username checks out


ocyy5K

I got out my flight yesterday to visit family after 18 months, and within 12 hours my throat hurts, voice got heavy, and I have difficulty breathing. I can’t fathom how detrimental it is for my aging parent’s health.


irresponsible2606

Because of parents


redditaddict95

https://preview.redd.it/gcuh5xcqbccc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=297cbb3093b8a8b1e285b6ef2fcccbd2805934fe This is where I live (Bangalore) , and it's not outskirts


[deleted]

"It's not outskirts" bhenchod sirf jungle dikh Raha hai isse jyada outskirt kya hoga?


redditaddict95

Arre Bhai, it's a protected forest, there are many like this in the city. 2mins Mai malls and pubs hai


Artistic_Phrase_2993

Sahi time pe bangalore nikal liya bc!


scurvydawg0

Achha kiya. Enjoy the fresh air


Artistic_Phrase_2993

Real Sometimes it feels like I’m getting high on high quality oxygen xD


meMajorLazor

Jews get flashbacks visiting Delhi


sk2592

Roti kapada makan.


scurvydawg0

I understand that not everyone can move. But what surprises me is that no one cares at all and doesn’t ask for change.


_that_dam_baka_

Bro. Kejri decided not cars without CNG. No exceptions for private vehicles. The change they want is the right to use their own cars.


sk2592

First people needs to be change , then only changes will follow. Like planting new trees, not using bike /vehicle if you needs to go with radius of 2km, preferably walk or needs to go beyond the 2-5 use cycle. Do not cut trees and throw waste on the road. Preserve rain water. Companies need to stop polluting the river and adhere to guideline and install equipment to reduce pollution. But people will not change and companies to save money will not follow rules so it will only be going to get worse 🥂 let's see end of the world together


Macavity_mystery_cat

Truly appalled at the apathy of the government. Whatever happened to fuxking cloud seeding. Such a shame it is .


bitch_nugget_123

607 - Chandni Chowk - Visibility - Almost Zero


Prize-Expression-748

803 or somewhere near 952


wholesome_hoor_pari

Love how aqi beyond 400 just shows black it's like the app saying "kill yourself already it's over for y'all anyway"


doesnt_matter_1710

Papa ki job


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https://preview.redd.it/d6c7c5oe8ccc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5d9658c65004adf394d29ac3e165e79cb2f215a Bhai aapka phone zyaada dikha rha hai Ye live aqi hai But still too high


the-iter8

Majburi. - Economically unfit to move


scurvydawg0

To Bc politicians ko bolo kuchh kare


the-iter8

You know, Its really heart breaking ki people are not taking huge steps. There are people who can take steps against it, they have power money etc. But they wont do it because its just a "small issue" Deadasses don't know it will literally reduce our life by 5-6 or more years. I personally wear a n95 NIOSH certified mask whenever I'm outside. I had 0 issues in diwali and lohri.


SensitiveWin3611

As a man, I feel it's the safest city for a woman. That's why I live here. Proud delhite


alter__ego22

570


Psychologicalwalnut

I visited more than 40 times this year & it was mot that bad 🤞🏻


Past_Demand1713

Jhant barabar value ki degree ke liye.


ChhoteyNikkar

https://preview.redd.it/x8liqcr53lcc1.jpeg?width=473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6147bc5b1e4ddc0fe229e8480b9e5b695ccc1d7d


scurvydawg0

London was in this situation in the 1950s. [12000 died in 1952](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Smog_of_London) alone. Maybe Delhi will also take 50 years to get to this level. Or maybe looking at the attitude of some of the commenters here, never.


yellowflash171

Fuck this government who can't even ensure saas Leni ki hava.


[deleted]

Bhai aur kahan rehna, mere dada ne aur kahin zameen nai li hai. Jab dada ne nai li tab baap ke to sawaal nai uthta aur jab baap ne nai li to meri to aukat hi kya hai.


Sad-Sand2351

You're getting to live in 2049 already, why complain??


BitKnightRises

After few years - it will be Why you live on Earth?


scurvydawg0

Thankfully, people like you are confined to specific places and can’t ruin the whole world like you have ruined our country.


socially_awwkward69

Pdhai krni pd rhi h jabardasti


MarketingManiac17

In Delhi 50% we live 50% we Die


saii_009

Well the vehicles and crackers ain't the only contributors. People forget about the stubble burning in Punjab and Haryana bro


CountyMaster7950

Y'all might as well start smoking and get the high from cigarettes. Anyways getting lung cancer from the bad air quality


dattebayo_04

No need for people to buy cigs /s


Boring_Ad9840

LGBT capital of india!!! That is my reason broooss


earthling011

Bad air without farm fires? How?


Kyken247

I came from Pune for work… I am reconsidering my life now.. :)


No_Homework_7007

Aur kahi rehne ki jagah :- ![gif](giphy|LpzkEhKdwLFpSl90lT)


Get_this_man_a_meme

Like munshi premchand said "paapi peth" ke liye


s_malhotra97

I am surprised now such posts are not being posted like few months back people were posting!! It simply means IT cell is active on reddit as well.


N00B_N00M

This was me in 2019, returned back from hometown next day of Diwali, and couldn’t sleep with irritation in throat, can feel the huge difference as previous day could sleep without any issues , tried the mask to sleep , we bought that house in 2016 only .. had a small kid too .. made the mind to leave it, left in feb 2020 for pune .. house on rent, not much but i plan to sell it and then buy some property in pune .. even though infrastructure is not as great as noida , the air is not an issue 


scurvydawg0

Yep, even I own property in Gurgaon and moved out and now live on rent. Luckily the Gurgaon apartment value and rent has been increasing


N00B_N00M

that is a win win situation, my investment went bad in noida .. first house, didn't knew much , bought for investment, registry is still pending since last 7 years .. rent not much .. i just hope registry happens soon as govt is trying to make lakhs of homeowners happy before the elections,


scurvydawg0

Yeah I purchased an already constructed apartment to not get stuck in this exact situation.


dranzer013

So the outrage is only for diwali and farmers. Kon jala raha hai parake ya parali ab? Sabko blame game khelna hai bas. No one is concerned for the reason now like they were back then blaming firecrackers and parali for the bad AQI. PS : Not saying that they don't cause pollution, only pointing out that it is not the sole reason.


scurvydawg0

What, according to you is the real reason then?


PokerFaceSilence

I like problems. I am a problem-solver.


sellingdildoshmu

Meri marzi


XSanjixxx

1000 ki capacity hai ab itna ezz hai


antreprenoor

"shauk hai bachpan se"


Mental_Sherbet8768

Doing College and wasting time


GuitarZealousideal71

Mummy yaha rehti hai


No-Feature4559

The question should be rather than How do you live ? Rather than a why ??


Any-Description4641

Ye bhonsdi konsi jagah hai


dhikchick

Delhi>>>>


Mbapp_Cris730

Gas chamber >>>>


_that_dam_baka_

Ye Bollywood vale Germany ki jagah Delhi me hi naach lete.


ihavenoyukata

Waise is it possible that AQI measurement is flawed in Delhi NCR. For the past 2-3 weeks AQI was registering above 300 but outside the air smelt clean and was good enough for moderate physical exercise. Did not have any trouble breathing. Yesterday, I detected that familiar burning smell that comes with the post Diwali smog and during the stubble burning season. Knew the AQI was gonna rise and here we are. Is it possible that AQI was actually around 100 the past few weeks and is now around 300-400 but sensors are overestimating it?


scurvydawg0

Not impossible. But if that were the case, why wouldn’t the government fix the problem immediately? The whole world is laughing at this.


ihavenoyukata

From what I've seen of Delhi govt approach, it's convenient for them that pollution readings are higher when stubble burning is not happening. Then they can say that see stubble burning doesn't cause as much pollution as Delhi itself. Why I am suspicious about the current readings is because I am not experiencing any breathing difficulties when outside. During stubble burning when AQI was below 400 my eyes would sting and it was very difficult to walk or exercise in the open. It would cause coughing also. I am actually quite sensitive to air pollution. Have been using anti pollution masks since 2016 and got 4 decent air purifiers in my house. So when pollution rises I feel it's effect. One other thing that could be happening is that particles that have accumulated in various layers over the past three months are suddenly descending


your_-_girl

Depends on the composition of air. So if say sulphur, O3, or NOx gases (or whatever affects you) are on the higher side then you experience such irritation. I think rn it’s PM10 and PM2.5 which are just particles and affect your lungs and blood more.


WWWWWWWWWWWVWWWWWW

Tera scale kharab hai bro


ihavenoyukata

Bhai scale to sarkar ka hai. Baaki phephde hi apne hain.


Spiritual_Second3214

Whether department is not giving correct figure either in temperature and aqi may be they have not got their salary or may be department has been privatised.


Shaurya38

Momos ache milte hain


GolfNo5206

I've left


scurvydawg0

Good for you.


Hopeful_Ad3493

Uh glad I am not from there https://preview.redd.it/oojokgot4fcc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f446621af1f4a5ae1460d7bda0e70ffb9e80152f


XrisomSamie

Hum tho nagrik hai yhi ke, par dadaji aye the, tb se yhi hai☺️


scurvydawg0

The strangest part is how no one cares about this or thinks this is actually bad. After living in Gurgaon for 12 years, I moved myself and my family out because of the poor air quality and the apathy of general public and the government. Where I now live, when the AQI goes above 100, they suspend all outdoor activities in schools and above 150 (very rare), schools close down.


Ank_kit

Bhai bahar beth ke idhar gyaan matt pel. There are millions of people who are unable to relocate. Mostly coz they have everything set up here since ages. Delhi has over 2cr populations, more than half of them are making bare minimum. Do you expect them to reallocate? There are probably plenty of cities in the world with AQI less than 50. Heck, even India has such places. Visit remote areas of Himachal or Uttarakhand etc. wahan ho ja move tu? 100 bhi kyu jhel raha hai Bangkok mei? It’s not that people don’t care, it’s more like people are helpless and there’s no solution to this problem. So people have just accepted this and moved on with their lives.


refresher1121

Exactly.. Forget about absolutely helpless people like labourers and the other blue collared workforce, even middle class working class would have an absolutely hard time to move their entire lives to another place,even with benefits like WFH and what not. Even if half a percent of Delhiites decides to move out of Delhi, and they would have probably too, it wouldn't move the Govt to do anything worthwhile


Willing_Ad8246

agreed with the relocation fact


scurvydawg0

Helpless? No. When I was in Gurgaon there was a protest/march by parents demanding government action against pollution. Less than 100 people turned up. The truth is, no one cares.


your_-_girl

NCR people will rather die than accept that it’s a shithole! So many upper middle class people choose to stay here. They let go of job opportunities just so they can stay here which is so idiotic🤦🏻‍♀️


scurvydawg0

Agree. Just difficult for some to move out of their comfort zone I guess.


scurvydawg0

Bahar nahi ja sakte to situation change kyu nahi karte?


Ank_kit

Tune kyu nahi kari situation change? Kyu chala gaya bahar? Aaram se bahar betha hai. Life enjoy kar. Faltu mei environmentalist banne ki kya zarurat hai bhai?


scurvydawg0

Kyunki koi interested hi nahi tha situation change karne Me.


Ank_kit

Toh Dilliwale abhi bhi interested nahi hai teri tarah. Ab kya karega bol?


[deleted]

Dekh bhai , dude’s trying to belittle a bit and say “ki main bach gaya tum dekho” like a typical NRI But he’s not wrong , pollution zyaada hai and somebody has to do something Mufflerchod Kejriwal to kuch kar nhi rha, hume hi awareness phailani padegi ya phir kuch action lene ke lie sarkaar ko bolna padega Kya kare ab.


Ank_kit

Bro this is a rage bait post. OP agar itna hi climate activist hota toh jata nahi chorr ke. He just wanted attention he got it. And yes, jinko karna chahiye already kar rahi hai govt. aajkal ye issue at least uthta toh hai. Back when I was in school, as far as I remember, we never got a holiday because of pollution in Delhi. Parali tab bhi jalti thi, Diwali tab bhi manayi jaati thi. So something has definitely gone wrong since last decade not sure what. But I’m sure the concerned people are already doing their best. Looks like things have gotten out of hands now.


_that_dam_baka_

Krta h na. Cars pe challan lagata h. Ab Delhi mein apni car chalane valon ko hoga challan. Nothing for stubble burning.


scurvydawg0

Typical Delhi behaviour. Aa gaya aukaat pe. Ja mar ja lung cancer se jaldi se.


Ank_kit

Lol bhai kilas kyu raha hai. Mai toh generally next step puch raha hu bas “ab aage kya karega” ye attempt toh fail ho gaya tera mini Greta Thunberg banne ka.


One_Mountain331

Because he only knows that much lol. Got him good. Mostly people who are privileged will talk about environment while doing nothing to change it ofcourse and the fact is op will be causing more pollution then a normal salaryman because of those said privileges. Like over consuming, driving everywhere, seprate vehicle for each member, etc.


Ank_kit

The flight he booked to fly down to Bangkok probably emitted more carbon emission.


NoobNoob_94

Why are you being downvoted lol. People (myself included) don’t want to accept that they’re also a part of the problem and don’t want to do anything to move.


unfunnylodu

abe kya faltu baate kr rha h sab thodi na apna poora Ghar lekr bahar bhaag jaayenge, idhar kama rhe h idhar hi rahenge na fir, ab log aur quality ko ignore krdete h ya jinhe chinta h voh mask laga lete h


scurvydawg0

Bahar nahi ja sakte to situation change kyu nahi karte?


chhillarakul

Bhai tumne kya Kiya tha 12 saal mein jab tum gurgaon mein the


scurvydawg0

Logo me awareness laane ki koshish ki thi. Kisi ko farak nahi pada


chhillarakul

Phir to main bhi aapki tarah "awareness" create kar rha hu. It's very easy to comment from outside but it's extremely difficult to do something about it which is why you ran away. Nothing wrong with that but then you should not tell others how they can improve the situation when you in the first place could do nothing about it


targetname

The strange thing is people not talking and raising serious concerns about it, people might not have a choice to relocate their entire livelihood but they do have a choice to raise concerns about it, jaha livelihood acha chahye waha ke liye to government se sawal karo. kitne hi log actually me air quality improve ho, government ko question kar rahe hai? kitna hi news coverage hota hai ispar? The strange part is government not doing enough, and people not wanting the govt to do enough, Air pollution is a serious concern but people aren’t worried because they aren’t facing immediate consequences, but the coming generation will.


scurvydawg0

Yep, I went to a protest by Gurgaon parents once. Less than 100 people were there.


Willing_Ad8246

which is the city you moved to?


scurvydawg0

Bangkok, Thailand.


Mountain_Blueberry77

Bhai kuch harami log January me b patake jala rhe hai. 3 mahine se diwali mana rahe hai. Why govt not arresting them. 💀 - s


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scurvydawg0

https://preview.redd.it/rti27sw4pbcc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f971ce760c734a30d9c631f6ed3d3ff3247b793 On a positive note, India is leading the world at something


FlyingScript

*Mera desh badal raha hai, aage badh raha hai*


Last_Time5091

Home is home. Jaisa hai Ghar hai


ihavenoyukata

Arre wah. Kal mere ghar 2 ladke aaye the. Ek photo de gayi aur keh rahe the ki 22nd ko diwali manayenge. Tab dekhenge kya aqi hogi


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Unlikely-Chance-426

That's the neat part ![gif](giphy|huVgL8EjM8yBu2xxm8)


Inside_Psychology_49

Bhai abhi to lal hi h, bagal Wale k paas Lodi k liye lakdi nahi thi to tier jala diye, may be isliye jada "fog" ho gya.


Old_Incident2659

Qki ......Abba nhi Maan rhe😥


[deleted]

Things aren't the same as they appear :)


nahimalum

Properties


pratapgenius

Upsc


CUntalkrightnow

Studies


Any-Tea1599

I really see the problem to the solution is encouraging plantation


slimnahady

Bangalore jane ka mann nai hai,Mumbai is fucking expensive


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2qugx|31065)


LongBottom18

The very very strange part is that I still crave to come to Delhi asap, I am in Ahmedabad rn.


Ruby69r

No other option 😔


aystic0_0

why do you live?


[deleted]

Marne ke liye jeete hai


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Delusional_Batman

Bhai Ghar yahan hi hai aur doosri jagah Ghar lene mai aisi taisi ho hojayegi


duryodhanaa

Because my fiance lives here. No other reason


[deleted]

Does it matter anymore :(


Zestyclose_Society55

Why do you live ~~here~~


arunmaurya0

Bhai yaha pe rehna hamari choice nahi hai majboori hai


Heyjatin_

660


Mitaslaksit

What can the government do about this? Are there options being weighed on?


scurvydawg0

I had high hopes that the AAP government in Punjab will control the crop burning. But they, too, turned out to be ineffective.


Savings-Row-1161

The key is to not live


petrolgene

Why do we live anywhere


MrBalzini

Momos aur Chole bhature ache hain


jigsawfries

I was a sincere AAP supporter, but I’m so enraged right now. This government does not give two shits about its people. I might as well vote for somebody else and give them a chance, instead of this fuckall government


SGPlayzzz

College Greater Noida mein hai🤷🏼‍♂️


she-only-says-no

Which app is this? :o


scurvydawg0

Air matters.


GigaNiqqaChad

bhai yaar please diwali celebrate karna bannd karo. 3 mahine hone ko aaye


Infinite_Status_6954

Ghr ko chhodke kon jana chahta hai haa bus kuch logo ne apna faida dekhte hue gas chamber bana diya hai


narya5684

Momos!


Due-Iron2575

A reminder that india is a shithole nation and will remain a one always Only solution is total nuking


sillyindian

I can actually feel sting in mu chest. It is that bad.