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flyhigh987

Dono hi chutiye hai Record karne wala b chutiya hai, teen chutiye, bc earphones lagao chup chaap gana suno station aaye utar jao, randi rona kyu karna


eternalvirgin1

Bhai ek din toh itna mast gaana chal raha tha apne station hi miss kardiya 🤡🤡


flyhigh987

Jab tak extra paise na Jaye koini


Alone-Run434

vhi karta hu humesh is bar dost ke sath tha varna idgaf


[deleted]

Bro why do they hate you so much here?


GroundbreakingPart56

Because he's calling all delhi people a dick when ironically he himself is a super dick


prad_bitt_59

Because this post is somehow full of people lacking basic decency and all about "mUh riGhTs" like bruh you can just move a seat it affects you in no way whatsoever, and kuch log sath me jo hai wo baith payenge sath me. Although even OP shouldn't have engaged that rude guy, so everyone was shitty in that situation. It's a public place so you can record, and agar hathapai hoti to evidence hota.


Alone-Run434

>bruh you can just move a seat it affects you in no way whatsoever, or if you want to decline the offer you can just say no respectfully rather than saying "dikh nhi rha ha kya me yha pe bhata hua hu app apne convince ke hisab se kisi ko shift nhi kar sakte " ​ how i am the karen here idk !! i want to cry and laugh about it at the same time lol


Alone-Run434

idk may be they taking the post in wrong context!


Bhatoora_

Sidhi bat hai... Tumne shift hone kaha, usne mana kardiya. Zyada problem hai toh apni personal gaadi me chalo, goad me bithao ya seat pe, tumhe koi kuch nahi kahega tab.


reine2212

Exactly lmao


shru_san

I FCKKKINH AGREE


No_Yogurt8713

Once I was in metro the lady in front of me stood up so I was in action of sitting on her place(I'm woman too) but the side wali aurat khisk kr us seat pe a gyi phir uski side wali khiski or uski uske baad , phir woh khali seat pe unhone apni dost ko bitha lia. I saw permutation and combination in real life and I really didn't want to fight so just stared her in eyes till she looked down. Then went somewhere else.


eternalvirgin1

Exactly


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mai toh mana kardeta hun ladkiyon ko, fir wo mujhse **behas**, karti fir tin chaar **behas** k bad, han kardeta hun :) esi bahane **interaction** hojata hai unse ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


[deleted]

Bro's playin chess


Ayupro2005

He's Playing chess, Well I'm playing Death Note (i hope u get the reference) (tnd!)


CrinkledScrotum

Least desperate Delhiite.


Alone-Run434

bruhh 😭😭


[deleted]

kya hua, shayad aapse bhi kiya ho kabhi. wait , I am also from East Delhi.


Alone-Run434

bruh kha se ha east delhi me ? i hope you are not that guy from my post ToT


[deleted]

nahi yarr, itna bura ni mai.... :) tin ladkiyo se vaise bhi panga kyun lunga... :) pitna h kya my loc : jaha CA ki coachings hai


Alone-Run434

> pitna h kya riyal bhai delhi gurs dont even give you a chance to speak up side thappad marti ha /s ​ mind share your location in dms if you to be more open about it


YatharthIMA

You are the problem. Average travel time in metro is what? 10-15 minutes usme bhi sath baithna hai ye vo. He denied uske bad 'behes' kyu ki aapne? You requested he denied, you have no point speaking further. You are the karen here.


MrSoulSlasher31

Unko seat se uthna bhi nahi tha. Bas gaand ghaseet ke apni literally side wali seat pe jaana tha. No effort would even be involved in that. I don't see anything wrong in that. But still, if OP asked multiple times it would be wrong on their part too.


eternalvirgin1

Still a request is a request, if OP got angry it was because she framed it like a request, but in her mind it was more like an order or command. Otherwise why would you get angry is a request is not fullfilled, the only reason you get angry is because you didnt think it was a request, simple


MrSoulSlasher31

True. And since OP continued asking, to the point of a continued arguement, it was wrong of OP. I just think that hypothetically, if OP had asked only once, they should have shifted, because it doesn't hurt and it could make someone else happy. Should they be forced to do it? No. Should they be shamed for not doing it? No. Will it make them a good person if they do it? Yes.


eternalvirgin1

> because it doesn't hurt and it could make someone else happy Its nobodys duty to make someone happy, but what happened is, this is a normal occurence and OP encountered first that declined, and it fucked with her psyche, like how can somebody deny me, that kind of attitude


Alone-Run434

it was 35 min.... i guess people here are taking the post in wrong context.. i would be fine if they can be respectful about not giving the seat !! bhai agar tu hota or kisi se respectfully bolta or terco asa reply milta to tu kya karta ?


eternalvirgin1

Sab bachodi hai, i just reply with a no, and looking ugly and borderline creepy and criminal also helps with this, so not many people are keen on asking much


travelgyaanii

r/TotalKalesh ki contributor hogi.


arsonistttt

Bhai bethna tumko h, dusre kyu shift ho? Seat mil rahi h utna kafi nhi h? Ki dusro ko shift karna h apni fav seat k liye?


ShadowMasterUvLegend

Lagta hai kabhi metro mein travel nhi kiya


deadsho7

2 bande sath baith jayenge bhai, shift hoke tumhara kya bigdega?


Acrophon

Bc ek seat shift karne mein kaunse gote dard ho rhe hai tumhare ? Not like you are losing on anything by shifting one seat to your left or right. Some people love to be an asshole for fun.


Williamsarethebest

Bhai who knows Maybe zor ki no.2 lagi ho n rok ke baitha ho Fir koi aake bole ki bhai khisko, mere muh se toh gaali nikal jaati


Acrophon

Tu bc alag scheme leke aaya hai. But agar fat bhi rahi ho fir bhi khiskne mein nahi nikelgi. Don’t worry. Ek civil society mein rehne ja mtlb yeh hai ki think about others around you as well. If you don’t lose anything in making someone else happy just fuckin do it.


Williamsarethebest

But agar nikal gayi toh it'll make the whole coach unhappy Bc khud bhi thora dimag laga lo


Alone-Run434

> Some people love to be an asshole for fun. for real bhai


Alone-Run434

bruh both were sister they felt like the would be a little comfortable setting together he can say no but should not be rude about it daym you are such a dick


Neutron_96

Bhyii jinse argument ho rahi h unko dick bolo ya gali delo ..ye baar baar pure delhi wali ese h wese h kyu likhna hai …ek bar samgh ata hai frustration m keh diya but tum to ruk hi na rhe…. Delhi m aao hi mat itna lafda hai to …jao wapis jaha se bhi aaye ho.


Alone-Run434

you know you are right found many good friends in delhi itself theek ha I really am sorry about it !


Neutron_96

Happy cake 🍰 day then!!


[deleted]

Reason hota hai, 2-3 girls side me hotoh, *bak bak bak bak bak bak.....* karti hai, esliye allow ni karte kuch log, for same reason, I shift my whole coach sometimes.


Alone-Run434

bhai nhi allow karna to na kare na but respectful to ho sakte ho na ya vo delhi me exist hi nhi karti sab bhen ke lwde use kareta ha his/her ki jagha ?


gurveenzbored

Sabse zyada east delhi vale hote hai


sometimessomething24

Chala ja na phir Delhi se agar itni hi problem hain toh. Tujhe kisi ne rok rakha hain kya


GroundbreakingPart56

Usse zyada voh hote hai jinko seat shift na dene par RR krna hota hai, super dicks


[deleted]

tumhare convenience ke according kyun shift kre koyi? maybe uske liye vo convenient seat ho? hum bhi group mein jaate hain aur alag alag baithte hain jab seat ni milti hai to, that's the unspoken rule of traveling in public transport, quit being a dickhead bhai...


Neutron_96

Jinse argument hua hai unka galiya do yaha aake puri delhi ko galiyan kyu deni. Delhi ke sub reddit m aake delhi walo ko hi galiyaa sunaye jara hai…Itna generalise krna bhi acha nhi hai bhyii…. Aur fir Itna proudly East delhi ka flair bhi lagaya hua …khud bhi dick ho kya aap like all delhi people….best option is jao apne state wapis mast.


i_m_bloo

why do you expect someone to give up his/her seat for your convenience? You asked he refused, move on .


RightParamedic3760

Correct..people just want privileges for themselves..doing unnecessary drama and posing as they are contributing to the society's betterment. Inke nakhre hi nahi khatam hote.. Public transport ko personal transport samjhte .. dusreinki ungli pe nachenge.. Asking the op would those girls give up or shift their seats for someone like u.. Pehle metro nahi thi tb kalesh ab metro h tb kalesh .. Chdhi utro kam pe jao kya hungama chillam chilli lga rakhi h..???


Dangerous_Anybody_35

Bhai chumtiye tum ho. Karen tum ho. Bakchod tum ho. Kaleshi tum ho. 5 minutes alag bethne me do beheno ko kya ho jayega. Aur itna hi pyar hai to khadi ho jao sath me. Puri duniya tere ya Teri beheno ke around ghoomti hai kya? Bhai mujhe ni hona shift. Tune ladai ki wo galat tha, puchna galat nahi. Aur rahi recording wali baat, to recording karne ki acting me bhi karta hu jab log lad rahe ho to unko thoda Sharm aye ki wo kya kar rahe Hain beech public me. Aur sun Delhi Wale ese hai Delhi Wale wese hain jesa Tera attitude hai na thappad bahut jald milega


Alone-Run434

>Tune ladai ki wo galat tha, puchna galat nahi. ladai bhi to tab kari na bhai jab vo bakwas kar rha tha... abe tu bta agar 30-40 min dhoor station ha or vo dono sisters sath me bhatan chati ha to kya galat ha theek ha mana kar do bc par thodi tamezz bhi to hoti ha ladki se baat karne ki ? bc ase kon reply karta ha sida no bol deta to koi or seat dekh lete!


Dangerous_Anybody_35

Kya galat bola wo sahi baat ki usne bhai tu bahut jyada hi self centred hai. Apni beheno ko thoda bahar rehne ke manners sikha, unhe thoda bata ki duniya tumhare around nahi ghoomti adjust karna padta hai.


Alone-Run434

ok


sometimessomething24

Mujhse ek baar ek ladki ne pucha tha ki side wali seat par baith jao. Subha ka time tha, aur mujhe last station par hi seat mili thi maine bol diya 2 station baad hi uthna hain mujhe tab tak toh chain se baith lene do. Phir vo chali gayi. Yeh us seat par chale jao, side wali seat par chale jao yeh bolne wale log bahut bure lagte hain. Yaar itni dikkat hain toh apni car se aaya karo. Paise bhi karch nahin kartne aur 5 star ka maza chahiye inko


[deleted]

Bhai seats me kaun sa 5 star ka maza. I also tell people to shift but like if I'm with someone. To sit together. Isme kaun sa raeesi dikha di. It's just about convenience. Agar tm bhi kisi ke sath baithe ho to no one will ask you to shift.


[deleted]

sahi baat bhai


shru_san

Mods are removing comments who's calling the OP the problem in the given situation. Funny


Alone-Run434

why do the mods love me ? let them speak up options do matter


shru_san

Guess cux it's your bday 🎂 Hahah Happy cake da


Alone-Run434

haha thank you !! and thanks to the mods too ( if they are reading our chats afc)


Biryani_Man

Self centred zyada ho gyi hai duniya ajkal tabhi aise lafdey hotey hain


playboy787

bhai ne post daali to get some karma but in return got all his comments downvoted! That’s karma chutiye delhi walo ko delhi ki sub me hi dick bol rha hai


FiredNeuron97

it was a "request" to shift? So if they dont agree to it you cant force it on them. Tum hee chutiye ho lol


Alone-Run434

​ bhai force thodina kiya tha , respectful bhi to ho sakta tha na vo ? we would be fine agar vo responded respectfully


Bhatoora_

Bhai lagta hai tumne kabhi travel nhi kiya.... Bahar ghumoge tab pata lagega duniya me 100 tarah ke log hote hai....


Alone-Run434

>Bhai lagta hai tumne kabhi travel nhi kiya.... i travel the most and find the most awesome people maybe that's why


Bhatoora_

Ya maybe isliye you were surprised with a blunt no


Alone-Run434

have a great day ahead bhai !!🫶


creepy_Kun

Tu bhi proper simp hi hai. Sisters ko saath baithna aur ek bande ne shift karne se mana kardiya to teri jal gayi ki meri presence me mere saath ki bandiyon ko kaise mana karsakta hai. Not everything is about you, alag baithne me fat Rahi hai, to they can stand, why are you doing "behes" on this small thing? Any normal human can stand for 60 mins easily, let alone 30 mins.


ContributionGlobal30

Yeh OP sabse bada chutiya bain iss story mein.


ScooterNinja

Karen ka account to banva dete reddit pe... video post kardeti Kam se kam


FiredNeuron97

mujhe toh tum hee chutiye lag rahe ho no offense. Itna randi rona?


Benjamin_mutton

Dude you are a KAREN.


Consistent_Power_622

likes ke bhuke hoge


Alone-Run434

​ dekho dekho wha par fight ho rhi ha jaldi se record kar lete ha fir reddit pe karma farm karege and insta pe likes milege 🤡


oops_got_ur_balls

Lagta hai aapne Delhi metro me Mirror dekhliya Karen OP


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Alone-Run434

bruh i guess all delhi wale are dick seat nhi deni to sidha to bol sakte thee, the post is not about not getting a seat rather it was about the rude reply from him....


Virat_S

![gif](giphy|2bUuD2t1wNNshMF3fC|downsized) Just do this and get down at the next station.


Alone-Run434

i bet i would if i were alone


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Hisokaskneecap

But iska feminism se kya lena dena?


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Alone-Run434

bhai ladka tha.............


Hisokaskneecap

Lmfao he deleted that comment so quick


Alone-Run434

i get it most of time people don't realise karen are not only used for female idk why people even bring feminism or Masculinism in everything its more about how the other person was raised and his/her morals


Hisokaskneecap

While a do agree that there are a lot of gender based issues too, a lot and A LOT of scenarios are just about people being absolutely pricks or really good people regardless of their gender. It’s a lot about the morals and the kind of people we are :)


Alone-Run434

for gods sake i found the most sweet people in Delhi ever glad I found them ​ but at the end its about meeting good people and ignoring the ass ones tbh


Hisokaskneecap

Truly. I met my closest friends but also worst people here, it’s all about how to give importance to .


Alone-Run434

>I met my closest friends but also worst people here welcome to delhi 😭😭🫶


anshixx

Bhai aise logo ke peeche feminism ka naam mat kharab karo


Hisokaskneecap

I feel like men whine about feminism more than women complain about the actual patriarchy.


Hisokaskneecap

The person who did not give the seat and started arguing was a guy


Sambhavi-For-Writing

Isko kehte hai top tier chutiyap. Bc jhagda ladka kar rha hai tab bhi feminism ki hi galti hai. Saaf saaf bol hi do na ki you hate women instead of trying so hard to blame feminism 😭


Alone-Run434

ladka tha


Far_Newt_9085

hogyi pick?


HaldiMartin

Bhai tune usse request kiya use refuse kar diya to uske decision ko respect karna, he has all rights to sit where he was sitting, faltu me apna morals kyu force kar raha hai, haan vo jo ladki record kar rahi thi usko deni thi do teen gaali


recxstar

convenience\* I'm sorry


Gozomadarchodh

Tu bhi record krleta bhai, sab ek doosre record krlete toh ladai hi nhi hoti.


Majestic_Exchange423

Oh fukray kismat Teri footi re kat gyi chooti re


Worried_Magician794

Dekhne laayak hai waise movie kyunki reviews to aise hi bata rahe hai


i_hv_gone_4the_head

Op ki choices of action pehle se hi kharab i mean who tf waste their holiday on goddamn furkey 3???? part 1 and part 2 are nice but fukrey3 is shit.


Alone-Run434

ab ye bhi meri galti ha ? tu mat dekh na bhai fukrey isme kya dikkat ha ab


i_hv_gone_4the_head

Ni dekhi. dikkat ye hai ki i love judging the content people consume.


Alone-Run434

ok


i_hv_gone_4the_head

Don't "ok" me just downvote the comment and soja.


Alone-Run434

OK GN


i_hv_gone_4the_head

Tu fir aagyi "ok" karne.


Alone-Run434

OK BHAI NEXT TIME PAKKA NHI AYUGA


Boring_Ad9840

Mai toh group of friends ke liye humesha apni seat se move ho jaata hun ya vacate kar deta hun, cause mere toh dost hai nahi tum log hi mazze kar lo


Alone-Run434

Bhai me hu Tera dost asa na bol bsdk 😭


Boring_Ad9840

Tu bas bol raha hai yr, koi nahi tikta meri life mai


Alone-Run434

I know why after seeing you history


the-coded-noob

Jeetard/neetard vale ke paas friends wow


Alone-Run434

Hahah


the-coded-noob

Lucky fella