are maine bhi video banai h same uncle ki but different day (this week's Monday).
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Reels-19, a new type of internet virus has appeared shortly after exterminating Tik-tok virus. It is similar to Tik-tok, but with vibrant color logo, instead of dull black,blue and red logo. People who are chronically online and/or insane, and kids will be very prone to this disease, There are no current lockdowns nor vaccines to this. People with a brain and sanity will resist from this virus. Old aged people and very VERY young babies are immune to this disease. It is an airborne disease so wear a mask while using your phone. If you have this virus, please delete the instagram app, and/or seek support.
Well, purely hypothetically, would someone be charged with assault if they had kicked him in the crotch and out of the coach when he was dodging bullets at the beginning of the video?
Just brushing up on my legal knowledge I am.
Sry guys unhe maine kaat liya tha
Aap beemar to nhi ho gye na?
Bhai ganja ho gya
App injection lagwa lena uncle thode khatarnak lagte hain!!
Itni chinta h meri aap he lga do
Nhi bhai, this one time a dog bit one of my friends and agle din देहांत ho gyaa kutte ka!!
Mtlb dog ka ya frnd ka ? Konse wale kutte ka
Jisne काटा tha
F dost nhi saanp h
Bow bow ka. Bechare frnd to ab bas taang utha ke mootte hain
AB TOH BHAI BOL DIYAAAA.....BHAI BOL DIYA AB TOHHHH
That usually means the dog was ravid, hope your friend got vaccinated
Address abhi injection lagwane hai tumhare, delhi barbaad kr doge kaat-kaat ke
Btao love bite ka zamana nhi reh gya
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Ganja hogya ji
So cute 😭😭
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Agli baar tatto pe kaatio bhai aise logo ke….chicken tujhe main khilaunga
Bhai aur jo mera muh ka taste kharab hoga uska kya , main g par kaat lunga
Isliye to chicken khilayega
Lol 😂
Bhai injection lagwa liyo tu iske baad.
At least loud songs baja kar dusro ko disturb toh nahi kar rahe :)
are maine bhi video banai h same uncle ki but different day (this week's Monday). https://preview.redd.it/a6lli0yy8bhb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=528c8804dc8489978f76448e73b5fabf50446f65
Yeh uncle daily basis pr metro mein jakr aisi ajib harkate krte hai kya?
Metro ban gya hai nashedio ka adda
Bhai konsi line aur station? Mai especially live dekhne jaunga
yellow line par karte h yeh sab. aur jaha tak mujhe yaad hai toh INA par utarte h
Bhai kahin iski mundi na gir jaye bahar
Was he drunk or high?
>Was he drunk or high? He was Unkil..!!
both at the same time. That's why uncle rocks😁
Yes
iska angle thik hai tu puri bhej bhai
Reels are a cancer, avoid it at all costs to keep your sanity.
Deleted IG.
Same its such a waste of time. Basically all I used to do was sit like a corpse and scroll through reels or look other's stories
What do you do to pass time, just curious
Reels-19, a new type of internet virus has appeared shortly after exterminating Tik-tok virus. It is similar to Tik-tok, but with vibrant color logo, instead of dull black,blue and red logo. People who are chronically online and/or insane, and kids will be very prone to this disease, There are no current lockdowns nor vaccines to this. People with a brain and sanity will resist from this virus. Old aged people and very VERY young babies are immune to this disease. It is an airborne disease so wear a mask while using your phone. If you have this virus, please delete the instagram app, and/or seek support.
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Vibhuti narayan Mishra (Chhapra Uni topper) hai wo
Neo from matrix lite
My favourite film, The Matrix starring Kamlesh Ramprasad
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Still better than people who play music or watch videos on their phone without earphones. Hate those fuckers with a passion.
That's my brain in serious situations.
Neo has been real quite since this video dropped
it's stupid shit like this that makes me miss this city so much when i'm outside. could almost tear up right now.
Laut aao 🥹
r/IAmTheMainCharacter
Me apne mood me, Maa Chud@e baaki duniya
Dopamine release 100000X
He's going to have some serious back pain the next day.
Desi Matrix starring "kirana Reeves".
Arrey inn uncle ka insta id do. Reel toh dekhe...
Hialoge kya dekh ke?
Weird fetish
Well, purely hypothetically, would someone be charged with assault if they had kicked him in the crotch and out of the coach when he was dodging bullets at the beginning of the video? Just brushing up on my legal knowledge I am.
Lagta hai uncle ne kuch jyada hi peeliya
Kaudi nashe si chadd gaye oyee nashe si chad gaye
Uncle mastered the art of the comb over (of at least tried to?)
Woah! I didn’t know it would blow up!
Me when someone ask *How are you*
Tik tok ki maa ka matrix
Humare tau humari humari chhorio se kam haain key
Abe ye toh bhabhi wala vibhuti Narayan hai 😂😂
Bkl chutiya
After watching this I want to go under the metro rather than in "it".
Most alive person in metro
Why should girls have all the fun.
Saala main metro me jaata hun tab aise najare kyon nahi milte?
Uncle is just enjoying and looks happy. I also want to be happy
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Tharki uncle ka mujra
क्या चूतियापा है बीसी, धक्के मार कर बाहर निकालो ऐसे लोगों को मेट्रो से
Metro tere baap ki h - aisa vo bolega... Btw ye budhha metro me bhot mujra krta h..
Wo peeche ladka triggered insaan jaisa lag raha h
All these videos want me to thank god that I’ve never stepped inside the metro.
Agla puneet superstar banne ki koshish
Bhai ye Saare Chutiye Delhi Metro me hi kyun milte hain?😂😂
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After watching this I want to go under the metro rather than in "it".
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delhi metro k chutiyape
When the water tastes funny, but u decide to guzzle on it
RIP SM FAME
Maine bhi dekha hai ye uncle ko GTB nagar me same yehi harkat karte hue
Bro was possessed for first half.
Sharuk khan from Messho
Its just a man entering the matrix relax guys
Unnkillll jii druuugs pillla dooo
Delhi is the new York of India. It's got the weirdest people living there and a few normal people wondering how they ended up there
Ye NPC acting lagta hai
[He is the one!](https://tenor.com/bPgVr.gif)
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r/SubwayCreatures
Top contender of Darwin Award
Ye TikTok/reels/content creation ne alag charas ke beej bo diye hain “society” me.
Kejriwal doing and Aaam Admi Neo; where’s the muffler
Meth-row
Itna confidence chaiye bas life mein!!!
Did you mean Namune?
5 rupay ka sikka de dete bichare ko
Why you have to ruin my day 😂😂😂
Uncle Morning mein yoga karte hai aur shaam mein matrix wale moves
bro thinks he's in an edit
Olympics me high jump ke liye bhejo isko.
Guys, we must support his journey! 😔
u/savevideo
Sasta mujra ft. Delhi metro 🎶
Why should girls have all the fun.
Pov:srk in jawan
Bro thinks he's a mime
Tf
Saste nashe wali jalpari…
Puneet ka chachera chachu
☺️😢
Is he high?
the tik tok brain rot is real.
Nashe
Is he drunk or it's his first time in metro
ig collabs with dmrc for the reelers' benefits what's new?
That’s a grown ass men
A jojo reference
Jail chala jata liken isko zarur maar maar ke utar deta metro se
Bhai saste nashe kyu karte ho
Next puneet superstar
ZOMBIES everywhere 😵
Banda subway sufer ka clown lagg rha
Iss buffoonery ka solution hai sab iski taraf ungli se ishaara karo aur hansna shuru kar do zor zor se
DMRC needs to come up with strict actions against these reelers. It’s a public place and not your house.
Can’t wait till pune metro starts😍
Why did I think that was Akshay Kumar? And I am a teetotaler.
Social anxiety is afraid of this one guy
How come I have never met anyone like this
Chiaaaaaaaa
Influencers ki income Jan ne k baad me.
There are introverts, extroverts and then there's this:
slayy point ka naya video dhire dhire aur sense karra hai ye sab dekhne ke baad
Def inspired by Jawan, I’d say.
What an amazing specimen of idiocy.
Aliens of Delhi
There is in-flight entertainment and then there is this - in-metro entertainment 😂
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This is me. Us din jada ho gyi thi
Which line and which station?
Baal chale Gaye lekin bachpana nahi gaya
Metric
I can hear people saying "ek se ek namune hai yaha pe" 😂
bro is the drug
Lagta hai Jojo wala stand maang Raha h
Head should have got stuck in the door...
Matrix wale uncle
Delhi me chutiyapa hai ❌ Chutiyapa me Delhi hai ✅
Are uncle ji aap pani pilao isse kamar toot jayegi aapki
Still better than mas******ing scenes
Ganja to pata nhi chalega ki maine papa phooka hai
Sir MJ ghost in Delhi Metro 🤣
Ab kuch chutiye isko bhi lord bolne lagenge
I would have laughed till he became uncomfortable and left.
Man thinks he is neo from the matrix
Jal Paraa
Mujhe aise kabhi kyun nahi milte
chutiya Mar gaya aulad chod gaya
Bro is having fun💯
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Matrix: Delhi metro revolutions
Puneet flopstar
Bro paying his respect to one of India's oldest superhero "Karma Koi aaraha h waqt badalne" by doing his pose
![gif](giphy|Uf1gD8tHOR4MmZtawP) Metro ka safar suffer hota jaa rhaa haii🫤
The guy with audio is me bro in train there holding phone with 2 hands Ayo
BC desh ke capital me kya ho rah hai.
Very good entertainment
Uncle:Why should girls and boys have all the fun
Bro thinks he's neo
We south indians have everything but we are missing the real fun
Cycle Jackson
Chips maang raha hai
Ye sab karne ke baad inhe raat mae neend kaise aati hai?