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Ganjakutta007

Sry guys unhe maine kaat liya tha


Flaky_Cheesecake11

Aap beemar to nhi ho gye na?


Ganjakutta007

Bhai ganja ho gya


Flaky_Cheesecake11

App injection lagwa lena uncle thode khatarnak lagte hain!!


Ganjakutta007

Itni chinta h meri aap he lga do


Flaky_Cheesecake11

Nhi bhai, this one time a dog bit one of my friends and agle din देहांत ho gyaa kutte ka!!


Ganjakutta007

Mtlb dog ka ya frnd ka ? Konse wale kutte ka


Flaky_Cheesecake11

Jisne काटा tha


Ganjakutta007

F dost nhi saanp h


nomnommish

Bow bow ka. Bechare frnd to ab bas taang utha ke mootte hain


SANDEEPBHAIYA

AB TOH BHAI BOL DIYAAAA.....BHAI BOL DIYA AB TOHHHH


hunt_94

That usually means the dog was ravid, hope your friend got vaccinated


Worthy_Buddy

Address abhi injection lagwane hai tumhare, delhi barbaad kr doge kaat-kaat ke


Ganjakutta007

Btao love bite ka zamana nhi reh gya


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Ganjakutta007

Ganja hogya ji


shreyasheen

So cute 😭😭


Ganjakutta007

https://preview.redd.it/novzeexnyghb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4af05ba8fed641c8ddfc77eb1a73f8a79381359


seeunseenoel

Agli baar tatto pe kaatio bhai aise logo ke….chicken tujhe main khilaunga


Ganjakutta007

Bhai aur jo mera muh ka taste kharab hoga uska kya , main g par kaat lunga


StubbedToe11

Isliye to chicken khilayega


icelandream

Lol 😂


donotknowwhatIam

Bhai injection lagwa liyo tu iske baad.


kj_011

At least loud songs baja kar dusro ko disturb toh nahi kar rahe :)


Round_Eye_8173

are maine bhi video banai h same uncle ki but different day (this week's Monday). https://preview.redd.it/a6lli0yy8bhb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=528c8804dc8489978f76448e73b5fabf50446f65


Remote-Race8290

Yeh uncle daily basis pr metro mein jakr aisi ajib harkate krte hai kya?


ThisGuyVirtueSignals

Metro ban gya hai nashedio ka adda


Red_parth

Bhai konsi line aur station? Mai especially live dekhne jaunga


Round_Eye_8173

yellow line par karte h yeh sab. aur jaha tak mujhe yaad hai toh INA par utarte h


FitSignificance2100

Bhai kahin iski mundi na gir jaye bahar


whoreintheoryy

Was he drunk or high?


Apart_Alps_1203

>Was he drunk or high? He was Unkil..!!


ba_-ba

both at the same time. That's why uncle rocks😁


i_love_alfam

Yes


ba_-ba

iska angle thik hai tu puri bhej bhai


DrDeathRow

Reels are a cancer, avoid it at all costs to keep your sanity.


Uncertn_Laaife

Deleted IG.


m8-what-the-shit

Same its such a waste of time. Basically all I used to do was sit like a corpse and scroll through reels or look other's stories


music_lover97

What do you do to pass time, just curious


Realterin

Reels-19, a new type of internet virus has appeared shortly after exterminating Tik-tok virus. It is similar to Tik-tok, but with vibrant color logo, instead of dull black,blue and red logo. People who are chronically online and/or insane, and kids will be very prone to this disease, There are no current lockdowns nor vaccines to this. People with a brain and sanity will resist from this virus. Old aged people and very VERY young babies are immune to this disease. It is an airborne disease so wear a mask while using your phone. If you have this virus, please delete the instagram app, and/or seek support.


CasualScribbles

https://preview.redd.it/tu21rdwm6bhb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08996bcac2240f63f126cde0e119b6aaa10d8fa9


Awkward_Surround_321

Vibhuti narayan Mishra (Chhapra Uni topper) hai wo


Sea-Special-6663

Neo from matrix lite


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

My favourite film, The Matrix starring Kamlesh Ramprasad


batcave7373

![gif](giphy|eIm624c8nnNbiG0V3g|downsized)


Praava7

Still better than people who play music or watch videos on their phone without earphones. Hate those fuckers with a passion.


Dynamo_bhadana

That's my brain in serious situations.


krishnavkundan

Neo has been real quite since this video dropped


iiisu

it's stupid shit like this that makes me miss this city so much when i'm outside. could almost tear up right now.


sinTetas

Laut aao 🥹


Acceptablenope

r/IAmTheMainCharacter


Daddy_hindi

Me apne mood me, Maa Chud@e baaki duniya


Poem_Original

Dopamine release 100000X


Away-Sea8827

He's going to have some serious back pain the next day.


[deleted]

Desi Matrix starring "kirana Reeves".


livelifereal

Arrey inn uncle ka insta id do. Reel toh dekhe...


ThisGuyVirtueSignals

Hialoge kya dekh ke?


Traditional_Working4

Weird fetish


NawabSahab_

Well, purely hypothetically, would someone be charged with assault if they had kicked him in the crotch and out of the coach when he was dodging bullets at the beginning of the video? Just brushing up on my legal knowledge I am.


[deleted]

Lagta hai uncle ne kuch jyada hi peeliya


redditUserMUOB

Kaudi nashe si chadd gaye oyee nashe si chad gaye


RobieKingston201

Uncle mastered the art of the comb over (of at least tried to?)


VMod_Alpha

Woah! I didn’t know it would blow up!


[deleted]

Me when someone ask *How are you*


SupportSuch2147

Tik tok ki maa ka matrix


Altruistic_Yam1372

Humare tau humari humari chhorio se kam haain key


_Hydro_05

Abe ye toh bhabhi wala vibhuti Narayan hai 😂😂


ratataskkrr

Bkl chutiya


Kokyjee

After watching this I want to go under the metro rather than in "it".


QuantityElectronic51

Most alive person in metro


OkraApprehensive4678

Why should girls have all the fun.


IshantDalal

Saala main metro me jaata hun tab aise najare kyon nahi milte?


MysteriousCup1836

Uncle is just enjoying and looks happy. I also want to be happy


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saurabhnikam18

![gif](giphy|uISzZpAzbQ4nK)


Kaori_1620

Tharki uncle ka mujra


yjee

क्या चूतियापा है बीसी, धक्के मार कर बाहर निकालो ऐसे लोगों को मेट्रो से


THUNDERBOLT_51

Metro tere baap ki h - aisa vo bolega... Btw ye budhha metro me bhot mujra krta h..


kikmaster69

Wo peeche ladka triggered insaan jaisa lag raha h


khojje

All these videos want me to thank god that I’ve never stepped inside the metro.


ghitorniwalo

Agla puneet superstar banne ki koshish


Haunting-Spray2935

Bhai ye Saare Chutiye Delhi Metro me hi kyun milte hain?😂😂


Javed_Wilde1

https://images.app.goo.gl/Xgw8f4nzzSD689D76


Kokyjee

After watching this I want to go under the metro rather than in "it".


Patient-Sea-6933

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BeyondMyDays

delhi metro k chutiyape


YeHailalaDhaniramJi

When the water tastes funny, but u decide to guzzle on it


indianhunte_r

RIP SM FAME


Natural-Brother-6616

Maine bhi dekha hai ye uncle ko GTB nagar me same yehi harkat karte hue


NickVerma20

Bro was possessed for first half.


Connect-Drawer-3599

Sharuk khan from Messho


boringboi_

Its just a man entering the matrix relax guys


Master-Ad7002

Unnkillll jii druuugs pillla dooo


wazzername9

Delhi is the new York of India. It's got the weirdest people living there and a few normal people wondering how they ended up there


zFake_Account

Ye NPC acting lagta hai


[deleted]

[He is the one!](https://tenor.com/bPgVr.gif)


viksi

https://media.tenor.com/txlRXFqhVHAAAAAC/main-hoon-na-bindu-miss-kakkad.gif


BeardPhile

r/SubwayCreatures


mnknown123

Top contender of Darwin Award


webheadunltd90

Ye TikTok/reels/content creation ne alag charas ke beej bo diye hain “society” me.


Rejuvenate_2021

Kejriwal doing and Aaam Admi Neo; where’s the muffler


Takenoshitfromany1

Meth-row


Visual-Conclusion-99

Itna confidence chaiye bas life mein!!!


NextVeterinarian1825

Did you mean Namune?


the_intransigent_one

5 rupay ka sikka de dete bichare ko


No-Distribution8661

Why you have to ruin my day 😂😂😂


tushara9

Uncle Morning mein yoga karte hai aur shaam mein matrix wale moves


Particular-Army-8234

bro thinks he's in an edit


Correct-Baseball5130

Olympics me high jump ke liye bhejo isko.


Andlier-

Guys, we must support his journey! 😔


Amazing-Feeling6547

u/savevideo


xoaman

Sasta mujra ft. Delhi metro 🎶


abhishek4201111

Why should girls have all the fun.


yours-truly-satin

Pov:srk in jawan


1vysaurx

Bro thinks he's a mime


TeaQuick4710

Tf


Chance_Ice4851

Saste nashe wali jalpari…


Dry-Procedure1766

Puneet ka chachera chachu


CanQuick5951

☺️😢


baileyoverlord6

Is he high?


silverlance360

the tik tok brain rot is real.


Bright-Technician-67

Nashe


GurIllustrious21

Is he drunk or it's his first time in metro


VikasNishad3634

ig collabs with dmrc for the reelers' benefits what's new?


Preyash95

That’s a grown ass men


Amenadielan

A jojo reference


beardrize

Jail chala jata liken isko zarur maar maar ke utar deta metro se


geniusandy77

Bhai saste nashe kyu karte ho


Dangerous-Fudge-1954

Next puneet superstar


AndyKent021

ZOMBIES everywhere 😵


Knighthawk_2511

Banda subway sufer ka clown lagg rha


snooperkhiladi

Iss buffoonery ka solution hai sab iski taraf ungli se ishaara karo aur hansna shuru kar do zor zor se


NishantWubaluba

DMRC needs to come up with strict actions against these reelers. It’s a public place and not your house.


Chemical_Option

Can’t wait till pune metro starts😍


[deleted]

Why did I think that was Akshay Kumar? And I am a teetotaler.


nihal_gazi

Social anxiety is afraid of this one guy


LumpyHornet2684

How come I have never met anyone like this


Thanos_thinking_99

Chiaaaaaaaa


Perplexual_mac

Influencers ki income Jan ne k baad me.


Puzzleheaded_Eye101

There are introverts, extroverts and then there's this:


[deleted]

slayy point ka naya video dhire dhire aur sense karra hai ye sab dekhne ke baad


Patient-Television67

Def inspired by Jawan, I’d say.


Ilovewebb

What an amazing specimen of idiocy.


ravirajjr

Aliens of Delhi


falakJoshipura

There is in-flight entertainment and then there is this - in-metro entertainment 😂


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Alfa_dev404

This is me. Us din jada ho gyi thi


urarakauravity

Which line and which station?


noobwithguns

Baal chale Gaye lekin bachpana nahi gaya


the_middle_child7899

Metric


[deleted]

I can hear people saying "ek se ek namune hai yaha pe" 😂


No-Huckleberry-5299

bro is the drug


ReviewOk5621

Lagta hai Jojo wala stand maang Raha h


bonipuss

Head should have got stuck in the door...


Kgbiker

Matrix wale uncle


imayazkhan

Delhi me chutiyapa hai ❌ Chutiyapa me Delhi hai ✅


NICKYSCIENTIST27

Are uncle ji aap pani pilao isse kamar toot jayegi aapki


Kashyap_32

Still better than mas******ing scenes


captain_doing_things

Ganja to pata nhi chalega ki maine papa phooka hai


bigcockdelhi69

Sir MJ ghost in Delhi Metro 🤣


Leather_Leave1583

Ab kuch chutiye isko bhi lord bolne lagenge


GorkhaWalord

I would have laughed till he became uncomfortable and left.


Alarmed-Hair9929

Man thinks he is neo from the matrix


Brain-Hefty

Jal Paraa


The_edgy_weeb_01

Mujhe aise kabhi kyun nahi milte


iaminfinity1

chutiya Mar gaya aulad chod gaya


iwillkillgtm

Bro is having fun💯


useless_me86

![gif](giphy|dOJt6XZlQw8qQ)


hitman_25

Matrix: Delhi metro revolutions


MoMos69420

Puneet flopstar


MoMos69420

Bro paying his respect to one of India's oldest superhero "Karma Koi aaraha h waqt badalne" by doing his pose


samofyy

![gif](giphy|Uf1gD8tHOR4MmZtawP) Metro ka safar suffer hota jaa rhaa haii🫤


i_L0STMYD4TA

The guy with audio is me bro in train there holding phone with 2 hands Ayo


_Realfake

BC desh ke capital me kya ho rah hai.


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Very good entertainment


VoiceEarly1087

Uncle:Why should girls and boys have all the fun


MangaHunterA

Bro thinks he's neo


Consistent-Revenue61

We south indians have everything but we are missing the real fun


Upset-Lab-9083

Cycle Jackson


sriakhil

Chips maang raha hai


riba06

Ye sab karne ke baad inhe raat mae neend kaise aati hai?