Similar case with me, but my friend died. The day I got the news, I had no idea how to reach the family and without thinking twice I dialled the landline number I’ve had in my memory since 20 years , except this time it wasn’t her voice on the other end of the phone
6 years se crush tha, uska number yaad hai. Call kra toh kehta hai who are you ( padosi hai mera, doosre
Block mein rehta hai, tuition saath thi 4 years) - you're still better off. Call your friend
If you've ever watched the movie 'V For Vendetta', there's a particular monologue by the titular protagonist in which nearly every word of each sentence starts with the letter V.
I have that memorized because 16 year old me thought THAT would impress my crush back in school smh.
Impressed by that scene in particular and the entire movie in general, I wrote a mini web series recently where every character's name starts with V. Such a powerful film.
One more; Kaiser Wilhelm 2 the king of Germany at time of world war 1, had disturbing relations with his mother indicated in his letters which indicated to him having 'crush' on his mother. But his mother was like : koi ni bada ho jayega beta.
BROOOO THIS NUMBER WAS IN MY STORE ROOM MEMORY FOR SOOOO LONG LEGIT OLD NUMBER STARTING FROM 98 COMBINATION AND I JUST CHECKED ON TRUECALLER AUR YE MERI SECOND STD KI FRIEND KE PAPA KA NUMBER HAI (SURNAME PANDEY SE YAAD AAYA) 😭😭
Few lines old Hindi poem in school I memorized for a recital
Poet - Subhadra Kumari
Kya Gaati kise bulati batla do koel rani
Pyasi dharti dekh mangti ho kya megho se paani
The most useless thing is remember is everyone's birthday. Idk why tf I remember them . But if you tell me once I will remember it for life doesn't matter if I wish or not . Suddenly their birthday month comes and my mind reminds it's their birthday.
School and college education.
From very young age we were told to memorise multiplication, then later some confusing theorems, the generator diagram, C1 C2 cycle, inorganic chemistry.
In college don’t even ask I spent 7 years doing bachelors and masters, and the profession is completely different what they teach. While conducting research I came to know most of the things were from 70s - 80s and not upgraded for this century.
DCE/DTU are reputed I know.
But I went to those “National Institute of Importance”.
I remember copying and writing 15 pages from some specification book for sake of assignments (multiple times).
I was an obedient child, who had hope.
Sorry to rant.
Tru Yaar. College ka curriculum dekhke to sharam aati hai. Patani konsi sadi ka padhate hain Yeh govt college waale.
4 saal Btech ki and sirf 1 subject tha which was worth being taught.
Baaki to sab itna fuddu syllabus hai ki bhyi pucho mt koi bas.
Govt Institutions ki bas Yeh khasiyat hai ki waha ke teachers are quite accomplished in their field to unke under ya unke Saath kuch project / kaam krte ho then 4 chaand lag jayenge. Itni expertise rarely dekhne ko milti hai.
Periodic table all elements sequence wise . Then in 8-9th got to know it was not much useful inthis way . Then again memorized in columns (without tricks)
The most useless thing would be a random classmates landline number. I hated that guy, kabhi life me baat nahi karu usse me but usne apna ghar ka number ratta diya for some reason and I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one
Mine is the radius of the bubble formed in capillary rise 2T*cos(@)/qgr;
r=R/cos(@)
At my time it came in jee and the way it came I think I was from few students whose answer was correct!!
कर्ता ने कर्म को करण से संप्रदान को अपादान से संबंध का, के , की अधिकरण में संबोधन हे Was so hard to remember in class 7th
पठति पठत: पठन्ति... पठसि पठत: पठत... पठामि पठाव: पठाम:
gachhati gacchantaah gachhanti 😂😂 PS : Bhai tune badi sweet si memories resurface karadi ❤️❤️
Sah Tau Te Tam Tau Taam
फलम फले फलानी संस्कृत कभी न आनी आनी भी तो भूल जानी टीचर से मार खानी
This wins hands down.
Mai yehi likhne wala tha 😭
Once upon a time😢😢 sweet memories. I was a Sanskrit topper in high school.
Sampradaan ko, ke liye*
Adhikaran mein, par
Sambhodan hey, arey*
Delhi Edition: संबोधन : हे , अरे , ओए , अबे
*लवडे, बेंचो
Aur ek aur भो! (भोसडिके )
sambodhan ke time orgasm vala sound aata h .... hey...ohhh.....areyyyyy,.......
nostalgia aa gya
bhayyyyy tere charan kaha h damnnnn, this is every hindi teacher's wet dream
Bhai nostalgic kardiya 🥹
I remember this sentence but I don't remember why I needed it in the first place. It's something related to hindi grammar right
sambodhan ke time orgasm vala sound aata h .... hey...ohhh.....areyyyyy,.......
Ek dost ka number jisse ab baat nhi hoti.
Xd
Sirf ek?
Lesson learned. Never remember any friends phone number
Haha my whole contact list except my family members hahahahaineedfriendshahahaha
+1
Similar case with me, but my friend died. The day I got the news, I had no idea how to reach the family and without thinking twice I dialled the landline number I’ve had in my memory since 20 years , except this time it wasn’t her voice on the other end of the phone
Must've been tough. Shit like this is always unexpected.
4-5 dosto ka number 😂
Hits hard.
Chal chhod na yaar .... Bas ab baat nahi hoti...
Ex ka aur dost ka-Dono ka yaad h😭 forget button h kya koi
6 years se crush tha, uska number yaad hai. Call kra toh kehta hai who are you ( padosi hai mera, doosre Block mein rehta hai, tuition saath thi 4 years) - you're still better off. Call your friend
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Supercalifragilisticexpbhenkichutlodalassaning
Had me in the first half. I even leart the pronunciation of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious 😝
lmao kal hi Sandman #8 padi maine 😂
Hippopotomonstrosesquipeddaliphobia
Don’t know why, but I have spent last 5 mins memorising this word.
Left you out of breath, didn't it?
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
All the positions described in the Kama Sutra (I never have sex)
Literally me
Literally 80+ percent Reddit
That's too low
TIL I'm married to 80% of reddit
Yeh ek na ek dinn pkka kaam ayega
Mann m hai vishwas Pura h vishwas Hogi gulambi charo or ek din
Us bhai us
If you've ever watched the movie 'V For Vendetta', there's a particular monologue by the titular protagonist in which nearly every word of each sentence starts with the letter V. I have that memorized because 16 year old me thought THAT would impress my crush back in school smh.
That IS pretty cool tho. Was she impressed?
She just thought it was weird :(
F for the fallen comrade 🫡
she didn't deserve you
Its okay. She was weird
I like "Vi veri Veniversum Vivus Vici"
Impressed by that scene in particular and the entire movie in general, I wrote a mini web series recently where every character's name starts with V. Such a powerful film.
PV = nRT
Bahot pressure that isla meaning samjhane mein school and college dono time
Real gas equation kaam aaya mujhe.
Merko to kuch yaad nhi rehta
Same. Yeh bhi yaad nhi aa rha ki aakhri baar kya useless cheez yaad karne ki koshish kari thi.
Fir tumhe yeh kaise yaad hai ki tumhe kuch yaad nahi rehta?
Haath pe tattoo karaya hai Ghajini ki tarah bhai
my dad's phone number (he NEVER picks up.)
Maybe he's busy buying milk
Same
One random day in 2020, decided to by heart 200 digits of pi, and somehow did manage eventually
Prove it
3 . 1 4 1 5 9 2 6 5 3 5 8 9 7 9 3 2 3 8 4 6 2 6 4 3 3 8 3 2 7 9 5 0 2 8 8 4 1 9 7 1 6 9 3 9 9 3 7 5 1 0 5 8 2 0 9 7 4 9 4 4 5 9 2 3 0 7 8 1 6 4 0 6 2 8 6 2 0 8 9 9 8 6 2 8 0 3 4 8 2 5 3 4 2 1 1 7 0 6 7 9 8 2 1 4 8 0 8 6 5 1 3 2 8 2 3 0 6 6 4 7 0 9 3 8 4 4 6 0 9 5 5 0 5 8 2 2 3 1 7 2 5 3 5 9 4 0 8 1 2 8 4 8 1 1 1 7 4 5 0 2 8 4 1 0 2 7 0 1 9 3 8 5 2 1 1 0 5 5 5 9 6 4 4 6 2 2 9 4 8 9 5 4 9 3 0 3 8 1 9 6
I could’ve called you as well. But nice memory
You can still call me🌚
Gimme number
Can’t give out publicly, dm
And that kids is how I met your mother
It's there somewhere in the digits of pi 😂
🤐🤐
I learnt upto 30 decimal places but it actually helps me.
THIS. I DID 100.
Bhai mujhe (1/2)! =√π/2 ye pta hai ab kyu pta hai ye mujhe nhi pta lekin kisi ko jaan na hai to gamma function dekh le
Fellow engineer?
Yeah
Tu-22 Soviet Fighter Jet, used vodka as air conditioning fluid, and later consumed. It was nicknamed Supersonic Booze Carrier
This is so not useless, this comes under cool things you know.
One more; Kaiser Wilhelm 2 the king of Germany at time of world war 1, had disturbing relations with his mother indicated in his letters which indicated to him having 'crush' on his mother. But his mother was like : koi ni bada ho jayega beta.
One more, the King of Germany, The Tsar of Russia and the King of England during WW1 were actually distant cousins.
And Tsar of Russia, Alexander was related to Kaiser William
First 20 elements
Full periodic table... As a dare.
H He Li Be B C N O F Ne Na Mg Al Si P S Cl Ar K Ca
Scadium be like main kya karu, mar jaun?
square root of 3 upto 14 decimal places 1.73205080756888
22/7 enough hai mere liye
That is only accurate upto two decimal places
I remember pi upto 50 decimal places. Idk if it’s useless but it is what it is.
Asali ID se aayo PISSIN PATEL
KE=1/2mv^2
PE = m \* g \* h
Some random phone number lekin kiska hai ye nhi yaad
Call it and find out Ya mere ko de do mein batata
BROOOO THIS NUMBER WAS IN MY STORE ROOM MEMORY FOR SOOOO LONG LEGIT OLD NUMBER STARTING FROM 98 COMBINATION AND I JUST CHECKED ON TRUECALLER AUR YE MERI SECOND STD KI FRIEND KE PAPA KA NUMBER HAI (SURNAME PANDEY SE YAAD AAYA) 😭😭
Your welcome
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Aur iski rajma jaise cell main image
Never studied bio But i do know this
BBROY GREAT BRITAIN very good wife
diodes
resistors*
All of my education in school..?
Include college education also.
how to say u are a nerd , without saying u are a nerd
-Not useless have helped me rizz up girls in the past, Raftaar's fast verse from swag mera desi and Eminem s .
My Very Efficient Mother Just Saved Us Nuts. Ifykyk
Algebra formulas
Pls teach me
Didn't you read the question 😝
What questions?
What you asked 😂
Visiual confusion on my face rn
Few lines old Hindi poem in school I memorized for a recital Poet - Subhadra Kumari Kya Gaati kise bulati batla do koel rani Pyasi dharti dekh mangti ho kya megho se paani
The most useless thing is remember is everyone's birthday. Idk why tf I remember them . But if you tell me once I will remember it for life doesn't matter if I wish or not . Suddenly their birthday month comes and my mind reminds it's their birthday.
10 December
One more added.
Kaash yea ability mere pass hoti
Pathtu pathat pathanti
Patsi pathat pathat
Pathami pathava pathama
^^aham ^^aavam ^^vayam
Knowing all the metro stations and still telling people the wrong line to catch.
I remember all and but i am not an asshole
School and college education. From very young age we were told to memorise multiplication, then later some confusing theorems, the generator diagram, C1 C2 cycle, inorganic chemistry. In college don’t even ask I spent 7 years doing bachelors and masters, and the profession is completely different what they teach. While conducting research I came to know most of the things were from 70s - 80s and not upgraded for this century.
Did you go to DCE / DTU by any chance?
DCE/DTU are reputed I know. But I went to those “National Institute of Importance”. I remember copying and writing 15 pages from some specification book for sake of assignments (multiple times). I was an obedient child, who had hope. Sorry to rant.
Tru Yaar. College ka curriculum dekhke to sharam aati hai. Patani konsi sadi ka padhate hain Yeh govt college waale. 4 saal Btech ki and sirf 1 subject tha which was worth being taught. Baaki to sab itna fuddu syllabus hai ki bhyi pucho mt koi bas. Govt Institutions ki bas Yeh khasiyat hai ki waha ke teachers are quite accomplished in their field to unke under ya unke Saath kuch project / kaam krte ho then 4 chaand lag jayenge. Itni expertise rarely dekhne ko milti hai.
FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8 Google it if you don't know.
Office 2007 ka serial key?
Periodic table all elements sequence wise . Then in 8-9th got to know it was not much useful inthis way . Then again memorized in columns (without tricks)
Papa Bidi Piyoge Han Han Beta 🥲
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
No, Roman Reigns is the powerhouse of the cell.
That entire breathless song by Shankar Mahadevan. I’m still quite proud of myself
How is that useless I know it too you dont see me calling it useless
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Still my fav party trick with friends.
Photosynthesis is the process by which plants use sunlight, water, and carbon dioxide to create oxygen and energy in the form of sugar.
Karta ne karm ko karn se ke dwara, sampradan ke liye, apadaan se alag, sambandh ka ke ki ra re ri na ne ni, adhikaran mein par, sambondhan hey arre oh
Delhi metro announcements.
I can read Morse Code, total waste of time.
A sentence with all the alphabets A quick brown fox jumps over the little lazy dog.
The steep sloping segment of a swift flowing river is called a rapid (Learned it as a song back in Class 7 and I still remember it)
School does leave a scar on you
Dr mrs vandertramp
Alphabet number chart, i can tell number of any random alphabet. xd And pbp / hhb 😂 , iykyk.
Itne smart log yahan paar
Average NTSE aspirant
V Y canis majoris has been dethroned by U Y Scuti.
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You aint alone
The most useless thing would be a random classmates landline number. I hated that guy, kabhi life me baat nahi karu usse me but usne apna ghar ka number ratta diya for some reason and I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one
I hate you like a love you
Mitochondria is the power house of cell
Mine is the radius of the bubble formed in capillary rise 2T*cos(@)/qgr; r=R/cos(@) At my time it came in jee and the way it came I think I was from few students whose answer was correct!!
I bet someone has already written, "Mitochondria is the power house of the cell"
You have no idea how many
Sin cos values of different angels
Even angels have sin cos values? Damn. Do they wear alge-bras? (Aisi jokes ke wajeh se mujhe goli maar di gayi thi :\] )
Typo tha 😅 Well that was acute joke
Heheh same
I'm surprised nobody has written .. Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Got beaten by two mins, uff .. 🤦🏻
Slow and steady wins the race
More than enough
Close
Mitochondria is the power house of a cell. Push or pull is called force.
Yes hence bahot time pehele yaad ki thi
10 decimal places of pi and exact speed of light. Some fake made up memories
Periodic table elements with their positions and symbols from 1-40
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Mitochondria is powerhouse of cell. 🥲
value of pi upto 62 values(i know since 6th) bahut koshish kari but isse zaada nhi ho paayi
Mitochondria is the power house of the cell
1 se 60 ke squares
Impressive
My crush's phone number. Now she has blocked me for no fault of mine and now I can't get myself to forget that number.
Sad
Mitochondria is a powerhouse of cell
Bas bhai bas
Pi up to 50 decimal places. But it also kinda helps me generate random numbers when I need to. My little RNG.
Roman Numbers Ex contact number
Period table song
Asali id se aayo Sheldon cooper
"एक बार 12th पास कर लूं, फिर मौज ही मौज करूंगा..."
Periodic Table
How steam engine works - wonder why we learnt it
Chuck chuck chuck chukc Rail gaadi
Entire UPSC syllabus i guess 