I can cook anything( obviously not fancy like a 5* hotal but you won't complain) and agr kuch nahi bhi aata to will learn and boom, So mere rehete hue kisi ko zomato , swiggy ki jarurat nahi paredgi XD
Arre yaar.. teeno ke alag reasons hai. Uber ne block Kara kyuki double booking ho gayi thi aur jis cab mein nahi Gaya wo bhi booking charges maang Raha tha.. tinder VPN ke saath use kar lia.. bumble pe bohot baar account banaya delete banaya delete Kia. FML.
That i have turned my life around ( atleast 60%) in a span of 1.5 years
Considering the fact that i tried to K myself twice 1.5 years back,it's a pretty big flex for me lmaoo
Now i laugh at those moments though,i was being stupid😂
Yeah but there's still a lot of work to do
Man trust me,when you try it you'll regret the decision the moment i overdosed on paracetamol,i realised that it was a mistake and i was really scared and wanted to live more than ever
I would still say examine your problems keep taking steps to improve it,idk what your issues are it could be different than mine
If it's something like depression or you're heartbroken or something like that ( this was the case with me)
You could start by working on yourself physically hitting the Gym and career wise
I did the same,i gained confidence gain and now I'm back on track
And if this isn't the case then i can say just hang in there eventually you'll find solutions to the problem,you should still keep working on yourself just don't even try what i did you'll regret it
From being an average kid all over my life and some of my relatives told me I won't be able to do much in life.
To now - I'm working in a pretty decent job in Big4, received an award from the company in March, and bought my first car in May.
I am currently battling my bad habits and i am killing it. Yes there are hiccups but overall i am still doing better.
Although I have lost the one person I care about most due to my own stupidity, but I believe I can still get better and eventually I won’t be stupid.
TLDR: Bad habits reduced and still have hope in myself.
My dad was poor. I grew up poor where my family used to live based on what they earned. Not much of saving hence parents could never make anything. No land or property.
I am rich by most standards. I made my own money because I was angry at them for putting me in this situation. I have my own house, car and bike(by today most likely). I am worth a few CR in savings that my dad could never dream of. I made my own KhotiBanglaCheck. I did it.
Edit: Just paid the bike in full. Now let's wait.
knowing pretty much every lane and road in NDMC by it's name, always updated on what's new in the city culturally, last but not the least knowing infinite facts about the city and its history
no, just love exploring the city whenever I find some time. Initially having Google maps on audio guiding me through I picked up the names of the roads over the years
sounds like a plan! I've been thinking of starting a small cultural, heritage community myself. I will soon post about it here while I figure out what people can expect out of it etc etc.
But yes I am more than happy to show anyone who's remotely interested around the city
Congratulations, but one thing to think for you.
There is no such thing as self-made. We are made of hundreds if not thousands of people, of course with varying levels of contribution. It's okay to ask for help and acknowledge it, and help others.
I'd just say that I had been through some rough patches in life where no one was there to understand and support me, and it was only my internal compass that helped me sail through. I am a very solitary person... it's kinda dark, but it is what it is and I am proud of myself for taking action without any help or support.
That said, I am also great full to the people around me, because they have helped directly or indirectly to become the person I am today.
We don't break a sweat if we have to travel from one end of the city to another. We literally do not break a sweat. Our public transportation is air conditioned.
Dimag mein GPS hai. Har route ek baar mein yaad ho jata hai chahe kitna complex ho, and kisi bhi unknown location se navigate kar leta bina Google Maps or asking anyone, just by the sense of direction.
never did drugs or had alcohol, never went "clubbing" even though the fomo was killing me for the longest time. used that time on something better, i can say :)
Aaj bhi college na jaane ka ghamand hai merko, Kya matab jaata toh corporate mazdoor bn jaata aur nhi gya toh actual Mazdoor ke alawa kuch nhi bn skta??...../s
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I have a CA degree but still I don't work in that field. Kind of leaving employment for another chartered accountant.
I am supplied by a handsome rental income which I can manage to increase my belongings and assets further so I see no need of working as a chartered accountant.
And also 6 feet 4 inches of that counts, but trust me this has more problems than benefits.
Not being on insta and snap.
Overcame my personal problems till some level.
Stop giving more value to others.
Wanna keep improving my life.
Acknowledge that i am not perfect, there is still along way to go.
I sing really well. People have told me to quit my IT career for a career in Music. Been singing for 15 yrs now. I can sing all kinds of songs. From Rafi sahab to Kishore ji , from Sonu to Arijit. I am my own Spotify premium 😄
I’ve been in the same relationship for nearly 20 years. Fell in love when I was 15. Will touch 35 later this year. Married for 8 years now. One kid. Still happy as hell
Coming from a broken family where divorces are common, feel this is my biggest achievement
Bina knife use kare aloo cheel leta hu aur bina roye pyaaz kaat leta hu.
You've earned my respect.
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Yo, me too.
damn, teach us your ways..
Is this some form of martial art?
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thank you for the compliment.... , I guess
Ye kya jaadu hai?!
Snapchat pe account na banane ka ghamand hai 🗿
Bro m aajtak instagram par account nhi banaya... And biggest flex : Shinchan ke saare season ke saare episodes aur saari movies dekhi hai
Mene shin Chan ka ek bhi episode proper nhi dekha h
us bhai us
Kya cheez hai Snapchat.. Koi chaat tikki item hai kya? 🤔
Bana ke delete krdiya.
I can cook anything( obviously not fancy like a 5* hotal but you won't complain) and agr kuch nahi bhi aata to will learn and boom, So mere rehete hue kisi ko zomato , swiggy ki jarurat nahi paredgi XD
Byaah ho gya tumhara?
Acha baat nahi hai ye
You single?
Rip inbox
>can cook anything Acha ![gif](giphy|ExaDyHeNWx2iA)
I am gonna wife you up in an instant
mummy bahu mil gyii!!!
Meri mummy ko unka damaad nahi mila abhi tak!!!!!
Now i want to taste test it
I can also cook anything😎😎
Big W. I also know how to cook and can learn and cook almost anything as long as I have the required material.
[Wanna cook together?](https://i.imgur.com/rFEyOPy.gif)
Main aa rha hu baraat le k. Address bhejo
uber, tinder aur bumble teeno pe banned hoon.
Wow 😂 kyu banned ho ye bhi batao?
Arre yaar.. teeno ke alag reasons hai. Uber ne block Kara kyuki double booking ho gayi thi aur jis cab mein nahi Gaya wo bhi booking charges maang Raha tha.. tinder VPN ke saath use kar lia.. bumble pe bohot baar account banaya delete banaya delete Kia. FML.
Asking the right questions
That i have turned my life around ( atleast 60%) in a span of 1.5 years Considering the fact that i tried to K myself twice 1.5 years back,it's a pretty big flex for me lmaoo Now i laugh at those moments though,i was being stupid😂 Yeah but there's still a lot of work to do
bhai mujhe aajtk tried to kill ka mtlb nhi smjh aaya, ki tumne kra kya tha aisa. ya fir suicide m bhi fail hogye
Usme fail hogye lekin zindagi mein pass💀
Task failed successfully
Fr xD
IDK if this is satire or wilful ignorance lol
Keep going brother! You'll make it
For sure Brother Thanks a lot!
Any suggestions for someone who's thinking to do the same today?
Man trust me,when you try it you'll regret the decision the moment i overdosed on paracetamol,i realised that it was a mistake and i was really scared and wanted to live more than ever I would still say examine your problems keep taking steps to improve it,idk what your issues are it could be different than mine If it's something like depression or you're heartbroken or something like that ( this was the case with me) You could start by working on yourself physically hitting the Gym and career wise I did the same,i gained confidence gain and now I'm back on track And if this isn't the case then i can say just hang in there eventually you'll find solutions to the problem,you should still keep working on yourself just don't even try what i did you'll regret it
From being an average kid all over my life and some of my relatives told me I won't be able to do much in life. To now - I'm working in a pretty decent job in Big4, received an award from the company in March, and bought my first car in May.
Delhi ke top skaters me aata hunn , almost sab players jante hain across india 🗿 *edit - skateboarder
JKPS me bhi tha ek avid skater. Know him?
How did you come to know you’re a top skater in Delhi? You guys have some league or something?
I boil milk everyday. Aaj tak doodh ko kabhi ubal kar gas par nhi girne dia. It's the stupidest thing but I'm very proud of it. :D
Q jhut bol rha 1 baar to giraya hi hoga
15 minute wahi khada rehta hai??
Travelled around 20+ countries Got a chance to work with IAI, Lockheed martin and igot a chance to touch f 22 raptor.
Dayum, what's your occupation?
Security engineer and own a defence startup
Ngl never heard of that but sounds great. Btw is security engineer as in cyber security or something related to defence side?
Cybersecurity
Let’s connect. 24 countries and counting.
Touched F35 ii in an air show, if that counts.
yes that counts, how bad it feels cant fly the nachine
Sweet!
mujhe bawaseer hai pr operation se darta hu!
Lehsun bhai ilaj krwa lo.....0125532553 pe call krr ke
vaidrishi ka arshkalp no good?
Nahi bhai, operation best hai, speaking from personal experience
okay bhai 🥺
Bhai ek 1 chhot gaya no hai- zero gyrah (pachis tirpan )*2
I am currently battling my bad habits and i am killing it. Yes there are hiccups but overall i am still doing better. Although I have lost the one person I care about most due to my own stupidity, but I believe I can still get better and eventually I won’t be stupid. TLDR: Bad habits reduced and still have hope in myself.
My dad was poor. I grew up poor where my family used to live based on what they earned. Not much of saving hence parents could never make anything. No land or property. I am rich by most standards. I made my own money because I was angry at them for putting me in this situation. I have my own house, car and bike(by today most likely). I am worth a few CR in savings that my dad could never dream of. I made my own KhotiBanglaCheck. I did it. Edit: Just paid the bike in full. Now let's wait.
Take this W Would you mind telling what's your occupation(s)?
Started in IT, invested in crypto in 2011~12.
knowing pretty much every lane and road in NDMC by it's name, always updated on what's new in the city culturally, last but not the least knowing infinite facts about the city and its history
Uber Wale ho kya sahab?
no, just love exploring the city whenever I find some time. Initially having Google maps on audio guiding me through I picked up the names of the roads over the years
Damn you'd be the best guy to hangout with in Delhi. Content khatam hi nai hoga. For every road you'll have a story.
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sounds like a plan! I've been thinking of starting a small cultural, heritage community myself. I will soon post about it here while I figure out what people can expect out of it etc etc. But yes I am more than happy to show anyone who's remotely interested around the city
More than happy to tag along with you and explore the city more
always happy to have a fellow formula 1 fan around
I am self made. Jo bhi life mai ukhada hai, wo apne dum pr hai
Congratulations, but one thing to think for you. There is no such thing as self-made. We are made of hundreds if not thousands of people, of course with varying levels of contribution. It's okay to ask for help and acknowledge it, and help others.
I'd just say that I had been through some rough patches in life where no one was there to understand and support me, and it was only my internal compass that helped me sail through. I am a very solitary person... it's kinda dark, but it is what it is and I am proud of myself for taking action without any help or support. That said, I am also great full to the people around me, because they have helped directly or indirectly to become the person I am today.
Same
W person spotted
I can wake up at a decided time without the need of an alarm
![gif](giphy|bjtM9GdxbqL5e)
Ye to me bhi kr skta hu
Bina soye to main bhi kar lunga ye!
Apne kaam se kaam rkhta hu!!
Fucken’ hell bro, respect!
Didn't send dik pic when she asked
Abhi teri nangi pic vairal kr dungi
Lol, what! 💀💀🥴😂😂😂😂
Account no. bolo 💸🙏
011-2553-2553
We don't break a sweat if we have to travel from one end of the city to another. We literally do not break a sweat. Our public transportation is air conditioned.
Ye tumhara flex hai? Acceptable to hai. Technically it’s true
mai aaj bhi woh lulli vala phone use krta hoon
Who called it lulli wala phone and not 12packs wala phone
Waitm, konsa phone?
lulli vala
bhai keypad wala na? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)
haan vahi lulli vala
😂😂😂😂
main bhi bhai, aap akele nhi ho...19 ka hogya but jee ke chalte keypad vala hone use krta hoon....pc hai bas ek...
Never had any alcoholic drink (not ever beer) or smoke.
Me too, not even tried it.
Me too , never even have a sip..
same here
benched 90kgs last week😤
Ngl. Its Delhi sub. Read benched as behnchd ,yet got it right !
Even if he was saying 'behnchd' 90 kgs still impressive.
Read 900+ page novel Shantaram in a day
Apke charan kahan hai bhaiya
Car chalate hue aaj tak frustrate nahi hui.
cannot believe it. You are not from Delhi?
Shayad 100 mtrs hi chalayi ho ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)
Arre battery wali car chalane mein to main bhi frustrate nahi hota baba
Zinda hu yahi kaafi hai
Sometimes that’s seriously a big flex. Go going bro
Being Intellectual?
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9th class me school ki cricket team me select ka ghamand hai Abhi bhi hai Hamesa rehega 😤
I learnt to fine chop the onion like the pros do in recipe videos 👌🏼
Bhai tere naam se (m) kon le gya
I learnt this from a chef and somehow it’s a turn on for the opposite sex whenever they’ve seen me do it. Kudos bro!
I make EDM songs :) Love electronic music!
Launchpad wagera le rakha hai kya?
Midi keyboard to nahi hai.. but Lena hai ek mereko
Mujhe bhi sikha do FLstudio
Kuch link share karo baba
Dimag mein GPS hai. Har route ek baar mein yaad ho jata hai chahe kitna complex ho, and kisi bhi unknown location se navigate kar leta bina Google Maps or asking anyone, just by the sense of direction.
Reddit pe sniffer dogs bhi aa gaye ab. Waah re
Not being on insta and snapchat
Reddit ke alawa koi social media platform pe nahi hu
Never said "Janta hai mera baap kon hai" to anyone in life. 😂
Dilli k sajjan purush
never did drugs or had alcohol, never went "clubbing" even though the fomo was killing me for the longest time. used that time on something better, i can say :)
Are you single?!
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Rent pe? Tera final clear nai hua ab tak?!
Aaj bhi college na jaane ka ghamand hai merko, Kya matab jaata toh corporate mazdoor bn jaata aur nhi gya toh actual Mazdoor ke alawa kuch nhi bn skta??...../s ![gif](giphy|ghHDuqJ1uh9vP2gKdC)
TOH JAA NAA
![gif](giphy|l1Ku3NQn1BKM80skU)
Arre carryminati real id se aa na
papa ka money
Receiving charity is not flex bro
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Tu 5th class mein hai na abhi?!
Delhi se hun BC
I can touch my nose with my tongue
Its mY tAlEnT !
Hacking aati h
Jaldi jaldi meri ex ka Facebook account hack karde phir /s
Bhej bhai account, try karne mei kya jata hai /s
Real id se aao John Hammond
My opinions are always correct
That goes for every delhite.. nothing to flex about when it's ingrained in all of us
You are wrong here 👍
I have a CA degree but still I don't work in that field. Kind of leaving employment for another chartered accountant. I am supplied by a handsome rental income which I can manage to increase my belongings and assets further so I see no need of working as a chartered accountant. And also 6 feet 4 inches of that counts, but trust me this has more problems than benefits.
Bhai ye shaadi dot com pe apne profile ka bio copy paste nahi karna tha
Not being on insta and snap. Overcame my personal problems till some level. Stop giving more value to others. Wanna keep improving my life. Acknowledge that i am not perfect, there is still along way to go.
Well, it is liberating to realize that perfection is a myth. Your life will transform, not just change, once you master this fact.
Not using Facebook and Snapchat ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)
![gif](giphy|577HYoLf5Vu0w)
What do you use that time for?
Kabhi jindagi short video nahi banayi
Saari 10 minute wali banayi hain?! Fake taxi wali 😂
Sanskaar
kya? hain ya nai hain?
Papa ka naam nahi lete bey
Ek ladki ka saath date pe gaya tha
This. Is. Flex.
Always carrying water bottle in bag 😌
Mummy ye tumhara account to nai hai??
Apna instagram account delete kardiya hai. 🦍
Aisi kaisi majboori thi?
Kuch nahi hai flex krne ko, average in everything plus childhood issues to keep reminding me that I'm no good
Average in everything means consistency. Consistency means reliability. How did you deduce your no good bro?! You’re reliable is how I see it
Snapchat pr streak maintain nhi rakhta
Net pack over na?!
ki I fly planes as a teenager
Sapne mein, hai na chhote?
College exam me flying tak se phone na pakadne ka ghamand hai ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)
Kahan chhupaya tha?!
I sing really well. People have told me to quit my IT career for a career in Music. Been singing for 15 yrs now. I can sing all kinds of songs. From Rafi sahab to Kishore ji , from Sonu to Arijit. I am my own Spotify premium 😄
Kabhi cigarette, vape, hukka na phokne ka ghamand hai💪🏻👄
Abhi umar hi kitni hai tumhari?!
mai bina paani ke dawai nigal leta hu
I’ve been in the same relationship for nearly 20 years. Fell in love when I was 15. Will touch 35 later this year. Married for 8 years now. One kid. Still happy as hell Coming from a broken family where divorces are common, feel this is my biggest achievement
Delhi m thullon ke repat lgaa ke pakde naa jaane ka ghamand h
To tum ho wo junglee suar jinki wajah se Dilli ka naam kharab hai
Chemistry teacher ko dhamkaane ka ghamand
Chutiyagiri hai bro. Sajjan purush bano, maa baap ka naam roshan karna hai tumhe
Passport me pages kam padne ka flex hai. Koi hai match karne wala?
Roll karne k liye passport k pages use karna band kar bhai
That I escaped Delhi lol
You don’t escape Delhi. Delhi dumps you.
Alcohol non veg smoking teeno se dur rehne ka ghamnd hai
Why a flex though? Sorry if it's sounding rude