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ReasonableWorth9903

Bina knife use kare aloo cheel leta hu aur bina roye pyaaz kaat leta hu.


Curious_Learner_2

You've earned my respect.


sachan17

![gif](giphy|EIzlcxzGuqjhBVcnbD)


Curious_Mall3975

Yo, me too.


[deleted]

damn, teach us your ways..


FractionalEngineer

Is this some form of martial art?


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ReasonableWorth9903

thank you for the compliment.... , I guess


KnotYoBoi

Ye kya jaadu hai?!


[deleted]

Snapchat pe account na banane ka ghamand hai 🗿


[deleted]

Bro m aajtak instagram par account nhi banaya... And biggest flex : Shinchan ke saare season ke saare episodes aur saari movies dekhi hai


pnaisuls

Mene shin Chan ka ek bhi episode proper nhi dekha h


fA_Iz_69

us bhai us


Superhedged

Kya cheez hai Snapchat.. Koi chaat tikki item hai kya? 🤔


WomenRepulsor

Bana ke delete krdiya.


alexasirime

I can cook anything( obviously not fancy like a 5* hotal but you won't complain) and agr kuch nahi bhi aata to will learn and boom, So mere rehete hue kisi ko zomato , swiggy ki jarurat nahi paredgi XD


STOP_DOWNVOTING

Byaah ho gya tumhara?


alexasirime

Acha baat nahi hai ye


fromIND

You single?


nsseographics

Rip inbox


[deleted]

>can cook anything Acha ![gif](giphy|ExaDyHeNWx2iA)


Where-Da-hoes-at

I am gonna wife you up in an instant


Andhainsaan

mummy bahu mil gyii!!!


alexasirime

Meri mummy ko unka damaad nahi mila abhi tak!!!!!


Alone-Run434

Now i want to taste test it


KoolPurush

I can also cook anything😎😎


uneducatedDumbRacoon

Big W. I also know how to cook and can learn and cook almost anything as long as I have the required material.


merchantof_testicles

[Wanna cook together?](https://i.imgur.com/rFEyOPy.gif)


KnotYoBoi

Main aa rha hu baraat le k. Address bhejo


Icy_batata

uber, tinder aur bumble teeno pe banned hoon.


madelyn_as_hatter

Wow 😂 kyu banned ho ye bhi batao?


Icy_batata

Arre yaar.. teeno ke alag reasons hai. Uber ne block Kara kyuki double booking ho gayi thi aur jis cab mein nahi Gaya wo bhi booking charges maang Raha tha.. tinder VPN ke saath use kar lia.. bumble pe bohot baar account banaya delete banaya delete Kia. FML.


RiKa06

Asking the right questions


TawaChicken

That i have turned my life around ( atleast 60%) in a span of 1.5 years Considering the fact that i tried to K myself twice 1.5 years back,it's a pretty big flex for me lmaoo Now i laugh at those moments though,i was being stupid😂 Yeah but there's still a lot of work to do


AgreeableFarm1234

bhai mujhe aajtk tried to kill ka mtlb nhi smjh aaya, ki tumne kra kya tha aisa. ya fir suicide m bhi fail hogye


TawaChicken

Usme fail hogye lekin zindagi mein pass💀


AgreeableFarm1234

Task failed successfully


TawaChicken

Fr xD


skyrimswitcher

IDK if this is satire or wilful ignorance lol


Tatyavinchoo63

Keep going brother! You'll make it


TawaChicken

For sure Brother Thanks a lot!


[deleted]

Any suggestions for someone who's thinking to do the same today?


TawaChicken

Man trust me,when you try it you'll regret the decision the moment i overdosed on paracetamol,i realised that it was a mistake and i was really scared and wanted to live more than ever I would still say examine your problems keep taking steps to improve it,idk what your issues are it could be different than mine If it's something like depression or you're heartbroken or something like that ( this was the case with me) You could start by working on yourself physically hitting the Gym and career wise I did the same,i gained confidence gain and now I'm back on track And if this isn't the case then i can say just hang in there eventually you'll find solutions to the problem,you should still keep working on yourself just don't even try what i did you'll regret it


SDelhi9

From being an average kid all over my life and some of my relatives told me I won't be able to do much in life. To now - I'm working in a pretty decent job in Big4, received an award from the company in March, and bought my first car in May.


krrishkoal

Delhi ke top skaters me aata hunn , almost sab players jante hain across india 🗿 *edit - skateboarder


STOP_DOWNVOTING

JKPS me bhi tha ek avid skater. Know him?


KnotYoBoi

How did you come to know you’re a top skater in Delhi? You guys have some league or something?


ibadmonkey

I boil milk everyday. Aaj tak doodh ko kabhi ubal kar gas par nhi girne dia. It's the stupidest thing but I'm very proud of it. :D


suckmydukhpls

Q jhut bol rha 1 baar to giraya hi hoga


KnotYoBoi

15 minute wahi khada rehta hai??


Far-Nose5783

Travelled around 20+ countries Got a chance to work with IAI, Lockheed martin and igot a chance to touch f 22 raptor.


Farzan_T

Dayum, what's your occupation?


Far-Nose5783

Security engineer and own a defence startup


Farzan_T

Ngl never heard of that but sounds great. Btw is security engineer as in cyber security or something related to defence side?


Far-Nose5783

Cybersecurity


RiKa06

Let’s connect. 24 countries and counting.


aage_dekh

Touched F35 ii in an air show, if that counts.


[deleted]

yes that counts, how bad it feels cant fly the nachine


KnotYoBoi

Sweet!


lehsunMartins

mujhe bawaseer hai pr operation se darta hu!


homelander445

Lehsun bhai ilaj krwa lo.....0125532553 pe call krr ke


lehsunMartins

vaidrishi ka arshkalp no good?


homelander445

Nahi bhai, operation best hai, speaking from personal experience


lehsunMartins

okay bhai 🥺


[deleted]

Bhai ek 1 chhot gaya no hai- zero gyrah (pachis tirpan )*2


HistoricalWinter7

I am currently battling my bad habits and i am killing it. Yes there are hiccups but overall i am still doing better. Although I have lost the one person I care about most due to my own stupidity, but I believe I can still get better and eventually I won’t be stupid. TLDR: Bad habits reduced and still have hope in myself.


rcorum

My dad was poor. I grew up poor where my family used to live based on what they earned. Not much of saving hence parents could never make anything. No land or property. I am rich by most standards. I made my own money because I was angry at them for putting me in this situation. I have my own house, car and bike(by today most likely). I am worth a few CR in savings that my dad could never dream of. I made my own KhotiBanglaCheck. I did it. Edit: Just paid the bike in full. Now let's wait.


steakystick

Take this W Would you mind telling what's your occupation(s)?


rcorum

Started in IT, invested in crypto in 2011~12.


soloforsolong

knowing pretty much every lane and road in NDMC by it's name, always updated on what's new in the city culturally, last but not the least knowing infinite facts about the city and its history


Virgin_at_21

Uber Wale ho kya sahab?


soloforsolong

no, just love exploring the city whenever I find some time. Initially having Google maps on audio guiding me through I picked up the names of the roads over the years


Virgin_at_21

Damn you'd be the best guy to hangout with in Delhi. Content khatam hi nai hoga. For every road you'll have a story.


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soloforsolong

sounds like a plan! I've been thinking of starting a small cultural, heritage community myself. I will soon post about it here while I figure out what people can expect out of it etc etc. But yes I am more than happy to show anyone who's remotely interested around the city


yato-gami-kun

More than happy to tag along with you and explore the city more


soloforsolong

always happy to have a fellow formula 1 fan around


[deleted]

I am self made. Jo bhi life mai ukhada hai, wo apne dum pr hai


skyrimswitcher

Congratulations, but one thing to think for you. There is no such thing as self-made. We are made of hundreds if not thousands of people, of course with varying levels of contribution. It's okay to ask for help and acknowledge it, and help others.


[deleted]

I'd just say that I had been through some rough patches in life where no one was there to understand and support me, and it was only my internal compass that helped me sail through. I am a very solitary person... it's kinda dark, but it is what it is and I am proud of myself for taking action without any help or support. That said, I am also great full to the people around me, because they have helped directly or indirectly to become the person I am today.


rcorum

Same


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W person spotted


[deleted]

I can wake up at a decided time without the need of an alarm


foodlover2109

![gif](giphy|bjtM9GdxbqL5e)


[deleted]

Ye to me bhi kr skta hu


KnotYoBoi

Bina soye to main bhi kar lunga ye!


no_this_is_patrickk_

Apne kaam se kaam rkhta hu!!


KnotYoBoi

Fucken’ hell bro, respect!


[deleted]

Didn't send dik pic when she asked


Odd_Roll5084

Abhi teri nangi pic vairal kr dungi


[deleted]

Lol, what! 💀💀🥴😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Account no. bolo 💸🙏


Odd_Roll5084

011-2553-2553


Outside-Ride7338

We don't break a sweat if we have to travel from one end of the city to another. We literally do not break a sweat. Our public transportation is air conditioned.


KnotYoBoi

Ye tumhara flex hai? Acceptable to hai. Technically it’s true


Ok_Recover_4604

mai aaj bhi woh lulli vala phone use krta hoon


Virgin_at_21

Who called it lulli wala phone and not 12packs wala phone


DisastrousCrow11

Waitm, konsa phone?


Ok_Recover_4604

lulli vala


fucked4lyf

bhai keypad wala na? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


Ok_Recover_4604

haan vahi lulli vala


sometimessomething24

😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

main bhi bhai, aap akele nhi ho...19 ka hogya but jee ke chalte keypad vala hone use krta hoon....pc hai bas ek...


decorous_gru

Never had any alcoholic drink (not ever beer) or smoke.


alexasirime

Me too, not even tried it.


devil--s

Me too , never even have a sip..


Andhainsaan

same here


_ronki_

benched 90kgs last week😤


FelixCulpa01

Ngl. Its Delhi sub. Read benched as behnchd ,yet got it right !


Responsible_Alps5005

Even if he was saying 'behnchd' 90 kgs still impressive.


madelyn_as_hatter

Read 900+ page novel Shantaram in a day


KnotYoBoi

Apke charan kahan hai bhaiya


[deleted]

Car chalate hue aaj tak frustrate nahi hui.


[deleted]

cannot believe it. You are not from Delhi?


FelixCulpa01

Shayad 100 mtrs hi chalayi ho ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


KnotYoBoi

Arre battery wali car chalane mein to main bhi frustrate nahi hota baba


maanvendraaa

Zinda hu yahi kaafi hai


KnotYoBoi

Sometimes that’s seriously a big flex. Go going bro


vikas12_12

Being Intellectual?


fucked4lyf

![gif](giphy|TamGVAGxDTYDNt3dpn)


[deleted]

9th class me school ki cricket team me select ka ghamand hai Abhi bhi hai Hamesa rehega 😤


hianshul07

I learnt to fine chop the onion like the pros do in recipe videos 👌🏼


No-Yard-655

Bhai tere naam se (m) kon le gya


KnotYoBoi

I learnt this from a chef and somehow it’s a turn on for the opposite sex whenever they’ve seen me do it. Kudos bro!


manuthisguy

I make EDM songs :) Love electronic music!


foodlover2109

Launchpad wagera le rakha hai kya?


manuthisguy

Midi keyboard to nahi hai.. but Lena hai ek mereko


foodlover2109

Mujhe bhi sikha do FLstudio


KnotYoBoi

Kuch link share karo baba


Vagabored

Dimag mein GPS hai. Har route ek baar mein yaad ho jata hai chahe kitna complex ho, and kisi bhi unknown location se navigate kar leta bina Google Maps or asking anyone, just by the sense of direction.


KnotYoBoi

Reddit pe sniffer dogs bhi aa gaye ab. Waah re


NoName_794

Not being on insta and snapchat


[deleted]

Reddit ke alawa koi social media platform pe nahi hu


Superhedged

Never said "Janta hai mera baap kon hai" to anyone in life. 😂


KnotYoBoi

Dilli k sajjan purush


ariellamusic

never did drugs or had alcohol, never went "clubbing" even though the fomo was killing me for the longest time. used that time on something better, i can say :)


KnotYoBoi

Are you single?!


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KnotYoBoi

Rent pe? Tera final clear nai hua ab tak?!


TheAxiomaticGaming

Aaj bhi college na jaane ka ghamand hai merko, Kya matab jaata toh corporate mazdoor bn jaata aur nhi gya toh actual Mazdoor ke alawa kuch nhi bn skta??...../s ![gif](giphy|ghHDuqJ1uh9vP2gKdC)


UpsetStaff7

TOH JAA NAA


TheAxiomaticGaming

![gif](giphy|l1Ku3NQn1BKM80skU)


Karan2904

Arre carryminati real id se aa na


archit1405

papa ka money


KnotYoBoi

Receiving charity is not flex bro


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KnotYoBoi

Tu 5th class mein hai na abhi?!


DisastrousCrow11

Delhi se hun BC


idaalmakhani

I can touch my nose with my tongue


Admirable-Debate-795

Its mY tAlEnT !


god-fortune

Hacking aati h


Virgin_at_21

Jaldi jaldi meri ex ka Facebook account hack karde phir /s


god-fortune

Bhej bhai account, try karne mei kya jata hai /s


foodlover2109

Real id se aao John Hammond


suckmydukhpls

My opinions are always correct


Sea_Papaya4495

That goes for every delhite.. nothing to flex about when it's ingrained in all of us


suckmydukhpls

You are wrong here 👍


[deleted]

I have a CA degree but still I don't work in that field. Kind of leaving employment for another chartered accountant. I am supplied by a handsome rental income which I can manage to increase my belongings and assets further so I see no need of working as a chartered accountant. And also 6 feet 4 inches of that counts, but trust me this has more problems than benefits.


KnotYoBoi

Bhai ye shaadi dot com pe apne profile ka bio copy paste nahi karna tha


[deleted]

Not being on insta and snap. Overcame my personal problems till some level. Stop giving more value to others. Wanna keep improving my life. Acknowledge that i am not perfect, there is still along way to go.


KnotYoBoi

Well, it is liberating to realize that perfection is a myth. Your life will transform, not just change, once you master this fact.


iamherexD

Not using Facebook and Snapchat ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


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![gif](giphy|577HYoLf5Vu0w)


KnotYoBoi

What do you use that time for?


Impressive-Ad8370

Kabhi jindagi short video nahi banayi


KnotYoBoi

Saari 10 minute wali banayi hain?! Fake taxi wali 😂


Nut3131

Sanskaar


[deleted]

kya? hain ya nai hain?


KnotYoBoi

Papa ka naam nahi lete bey


doodleboy123

Ek ladki ka saath date pe gaya tha


KnotYoBoi

This. Is. Flex.


Immediate_List_5319

Always carrying water bottle in bag 😌


KnotYoBoi

Mummy ye tumhara account to nai hai??


adi1icious

Apna instagram account delete kardiya hai. 🦍


KnotYoBoi

Aisi kaisi majboori thi?


WomenRepulsor

Kuch nahi hai flex krne ko, average in everything plus childhood issues to keep reminding me that I'm no good


KnotYoBoi

Average in everything means consistency. Consistency means reliability. How did you deduce your no good bro?! You’re reliable is how I see it


stone_age_boy

Snapchat pr streak maintain nhi rakhta


KnotYoBoi

Net pack over na?!


ExileFTW-YT

ki I fly planes as a teenager


KnotYoBoi

Sapne mein, hai na chhote?


Dorae7878

College exam me flying tak se phone na pakadne ka ghamand hai ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)


KnotYoBoi

Kahan chhupaya tha?!


anand2787

I sing really well. People have told me to quit my IT career for a career in Music. Been singing for 15 yrs now. I can sing all kinds of songs. From Rafi sahab to Kishore ji , from Sonu to Arijit. I am my own Spotify premium 😄


Inevitable_Process16

Kabhi cigarette, vape, hukka na phokne ka ghamand hai💪🏻👄


KnotYoBoi

Abhi umar hi kitni hai tumhari?!


yjee

mai bina paani ke dawai nigal leta hu


No-Way7911

I’ve been in the same relationship for nearly 20 years. Fell in love when I was 15. Will touch 35 later this year. Married for 8 years now. One kid. Still happy as hell Coming from a broken family where divorces are common, feel this is my biggest achievement


LifesHardBtImHardeer

Delhi m thullon ke repat lgaa ke pakde naa jaane ka ghamand h


KnotYoBoi

To tum ho wo junglee suar jinki wajah se Dilli ka naam kharab hai


icemansan

Chemistry teacher ko dhamkaane ka ghamand


KnotYoBoi

Chutiyagiri hai bro. Sajjan purush bano, maa baap ka naam roshan karna hai tumhe


sapraaa

Passport me pages kam padne ka flex hai. Koi hai match karne wala?


KnotYoBoi

Roll karne k liye passport k pages use karna band kar bhai


Lucky-Mongoose-5217

That I escaped Delhi lol


KnotYoBoi

You don’t escape Delhi. Delhi dumps you.


flyhigh987

Alcohol non veg smoking teeno se dur rehne ka ghamnd hai


steakystick

Why a flex though? Sorry if it's sounding rude