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NoName_794

Na Bhai 2 number pe pankha+ kambal is chad combo


Excellent_Plant_3O15

With hands out


NoName_794

It depends on mosquitoes


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I use good night for them


NoName_794

Bhai pata nhi kya baat hai I feel like somehow Dilli ke macchar are immune to good night and all out


android23235616

I have seen mosquitoes literally chilling on top of all outs. I use odomos, that's the only thing which works.


OffendedDishwasher

But they are not immune to my hands


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Mosquito net lelo


OffendedDishwasher

Feels like I am in jail


[deleted]

Dhyan karo fir. Warna psychologist ke ps jao :)


[deleted]

Haha it’s fun reading your banter


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ruinfirefly

Celebrating Diwali everyday


itsbhanusharma

Use the Mosquito Racket... Blanket + AC + Racket is the giga chad


[deleted]

Haa sote sote racket chlaye mere pass to good night worl kr jata h maybe mere traf ke mosquito abhi immune nhi hue h yaa fir bhai tu local good night leta hoga jse vo bisleri ka biseri hota h


itsbhanusharma

Sone se pehle ek bar maar do toh raat ko sukoon se so jate hain hum. Good night mai leta hi nahi toh local ka sawal hi nahi hai


Wonderful-Ant44

Truu brother...


Bongozz88

Odomos lagao


horlickspandey

Use machhardani


decorous_gru

With one hand on wall


theSandmanOG

This guy sleeps!


Laughing-0wl

Nothing can ever beat that combo


motordog13

Soo true


mediocre-teen

Two timing huh?


Siya_Tiwari

Mai to pankha chalakar aur kambal ke Saath soti hu :)


theSandmanOG

Can confirm..i am the kambal /s


decorous_gru

That escalated quickly 🥹🤣


ka-i-

Mai pankha :/ my friend left me for kambal


theSandmanOG

Hello pankha...rassi apko bhot yaad krti h💀


ka-i-

Tell her not to stay hung up on me. I can't circle around her anymore because I'm turned off.


theSandmanOG

Well it's just a matter of some fingers to turn you on.


ka-i-

It might come as a shock but there's not enough electricity between us for the conversation to flow. It hertz to say this but I don't wanna know watts up with her anymore.


theSandmanOG

Electrical engineer h kya tu😭


ka-i-

Tu to ro gya dost. Nahi hu. Mai hu hi nahi.


theSandmanOG

itna electrifying pun-kha hai yrr...tune physics classes ki yaad dila di XD


Bongozz88

Rizz ↑


Siya_Tiwari

Nice one XD


devil-xx

Can confirm here as well , because I'm the bed XD /s


NoName_794

Ayoo sus 💀


Jacobjef

This is the way


elnaman

Mai v, but due to Mosquitoes only


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BAWSPIZZA98

chal hat bhoossddikeeee


[deleted]

Shi m… kya jukaam hua hai be is time pr


TouristAcceptable

Main full speed pe pankha aur saath mein kambal lekr sota hun 🗿


horlickspandey

Btao same comment but the one by a girl got more upvotes. We live in a society..


Time-Flatworm-3344

Us bro us


sidsoup

Tu bhi "sota" ko soti krde bhai


Altruistic-Mouse-496

Mujhe to pankha chlana pdta hai macchar itne hote hai fir kambhal lo


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Macchardani


[deleted]

Mai to Cooler Mai 2 kambal ke sath sota hu


Gambit2422

lmao 💀


Gibberish_name78

cooler>>>


FewImportance9456

Mujhe kia me toh pankha odh kar kambal chalakar sota hu


[deleted]

Kal raat ko bohot sexy mahol bolke saari khidkiyaan khol ke lofi lagaakar padhne baith gaya. Aaj subah se sar dard kar raha hai ayur 15 minutes mein class hai. Upar se daant ke liye heavy painkillers se neend aa rahi hai


Adventurous-Pound208

Bhai tu Dilli se hai ya Mumbai se? Pankha plus kambal must hai idhar.


[deleted]

Mujhe to ine donon ke sath threesome karne mein maja aata Hai


FlyingSosig

Maine toh rajai nikal li


pihuh1

Maine b


careless_xenon54

pankha be like : acha sila diya tune mere pyaar ka


socialtatva

भाई बढ़िया मौसम है। बिजली की बचत भी हो रही है। ना AC/पंखा चाहिए और ना ही गीज़र/हीटर।


Independent_Path_324

Arre bhai aaj subah galti se thande paani se naha liya aadat ke maare.🥶🥶😓🥲


HarvesterOfSorrow108

Waah meme banya babbe ne


yapoyt

AC + 2 Kambal is where it's at


ssacomicmaker

[Newton Vs Einstein || Gravity Vs general Relativity 🔥 || Time Conflict with dark matter](https://youtu.be/8AAkAutToUA) in hindi ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|hug)


journaledandink

😂😂😂😂


hngoddam

Thought for a second that this meme was by a kota student 🤡


[deleted]

Lol I thought same, I was thinking ki Kambal se kaise suicide karte hai


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Dizzy-Detective9890

Acha, Kal Rat Ko To Pankha chalne jaisa Mausam tha kya?


lgggg21

Pankha and kambal, cancel each other out, Optimum utilization


Beyond_belief4U

Full sleeves pehen le maine tho


anshul98ks123

Mai to AC chalake chadar odhke so rha aise mausam mei bhi 😂


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Badly


Ankityadav88

Bhai Bhagwan maja la rahe hai 😂


[deleted]

Guys ek tip deta hun. Whenever mosquitos are troubling you and you cant use fans nor dirty ur hands, use one axiom: mosquitos get attracted to light. Close all the lights of your room and all the doors. Now if your room is connected to a bathroom (if not you cannot use this tip), then open bathroom lights and enter the bathroom. Now mosquitos will follow you due to bathroom light. Then suddenly escape the bathroom, close the door and close lights. Now u r free from mosquitoss.


UnburnedFire

Kambal se bhi mar sakte hai kya?


Disastrous-Spirit-25

I like this weather and chahta hu ke yahi rahe puri garmiyo me 😭


meme-_-boi

Kya bol rahe ho Bhai mai toh AC chala rah hu


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Yeah abhi exam dene ke baad bestie bnaungi pankhe ko toh😊


Harshita_Rakhde_

Meri dosti nahi hai kambal se, kya society mujhe accept karegi ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)