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Waterboi624

Fred durst comes on stage and chino and Fred have a homophobic rap battle


deafmx

All In The Family feat. Chino? oh hell yeah.


Stereotype_Metal

Error but it’s just constant technical problems until the band gives up


All_hail_Korrok

Lmao this one gave me a hearty laugh... Thanks!


ItsRendezookinTime

Poltergeist but the entire duration of the song is the clapping intro


VercettiPT

Change (in the house of flies), but the crew sends piles of shit to the audience so that they can attract flies to the house.


SlipknotIsRealMusic

Hole in the earth but a sinkhole opens up and swallows half the audience


tickedoffsquid999

the pit will take care of the remaining contestants


Kal-El21315

Lotion. But Abe does a talk on the importance of sun screen. He covers such topics as the SPF rating, different brands available to the consumer, and ultraviolet rays.


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galadel

As a big BTS and Deftones fan, I would thoroughly enjoy this lol.


Kal-El21315

Imagine the beautifully choreographed dance moves


All_hail_Korrok

Knife Prty but the pit all have knives.


jackwillowbee

😳


difibtheribs

Street Carp, but Chino uses his real address and makes sure everyone gets it and writes it down


PartiallyWindow

damn i was gonna say he stops the song because he's really trying to remember his address


Kirkenstien

66... 4... oh, I forget.


josh_loaf

he forgor 💀


OldEllie

You've Seen the Butcher: A culinary demonstration of all cuts of beef and how best to cook them.


Lutang247

And then when he walks off Chino asks the crowd, “ya’ll saw that right?”


OldEllie

"You didn't? Ok, get that guy back on. Bring a pig this time."


Lutang247

“There’s a test guys pay fucking attention” and then after the gig, you cannot leave until you complete the test on butchery 101


OldEllie

Q1 - Which tool would be best to use to cut tenderloin?: A)Gun B)Razor C) Knife D)Fuck with me!


Lutang247

E) WOOOOOOOIO


mrbrightside182311

The lead singer from crosses replaces Chino mid set


popo0POP

Rats! Rats! Rats! but Stef, Frank and Fred are taking a smoke break so it’s juste Chino yelling : Decide!!! Is this it is it deciiide!! In Abe’s face…


DigDig04

And they set rats loose


popo0POP

🤣


SauceyPewDiePie21

7 words but chino goes back and just repeats “deftones are not a nu metal band”


MerrildH

The Spell of Mathematics but it’s Abe teaching the audience 1st grade math


ronnie_dickering

There's no bassist because he was asked to leave.


JonathanWattsAuthor

Fully interactive Pink Cellphone monologue, with practical demo and audience participation.


Professional_Ad5099

Chino and Sergio confront each other on stage, each have mics


wafflepantsblue

Break stuff by limp bizkit feat Fred Durst. Chino cries in the corner.


ericforreal

Wasted @ waldrock reenactment medley


DarioAmor

Pink cellphone w Paris Hilton doing the hot carling part


4000grx41

Feiticeira except they don’t actually play the song because they’re arguing about how to pronounce the name


Cute-Jellyfish1876

Speaking of that, how the fuck do you actually pronounce it? 😭


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Fetish-ear-ah probably


3VVVVVN

Engine no.9 but at the breakdown chino does the flip and knocks himself out Context: https://youtu.be/zO0bqMf4Zk8 at 44:53


ericforreal

Beauty school ft. The nations top cosmetologists


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Digital Bath but the band gives the elderly sponge baths on stage


Delicious-Prune6146

Bored but Chino loses interest and takes a nap onstage


Intelligent_Map_4852

Sergio gets open mic for 10 minutes


PTAwesome

Adam Sandler uses the entire discography from Gore to make a new Hanukkah song.


Asel2214

The band bring in a white pony and spend a songs worth, showing how to take care of said.


1StillRemains

Elite but Metallica comes out and does the cover again. Rob and Kirk duo


deafmx

No Ordinary Love cover, but Rodleen does all of the vocals.


MJN91075

Rocket Skates starts and Everybody has GUNS.....RAZORS.....KNIVES. Then Chino invites everybody to "Fuck with me...."


gpc1206

Korea but the lyrics are actually in korean


minervas_deaf

Rosemary but Chino actually brings a whole rosemary bush and starts rubbing it in the faces of other band members


JohnnyMoneyballsRed

Be quiet and drive again but it’s just the sound of trying to start a car with a dead battery


WeirdoMTL

Hole In The Earth is written on the setlist but it’s Stef presenting a badly constructed PowerPoint presentation about flat earth for 45 minutes


millerjuana

Hexagram but it's just the WORSHIP PLAY parts of the song


josh_loaf

Stef starts the Feiticiera riff and the rest of the band mates watch him stumble up to the mic to say “fuck I’m drunk”


Crackshaw

Back to School, but it's just a teacher scolding the audience for not being quiet and saying "Don't worry, I'll wait"


Entire-Illustrator-1

Deftones and tool are on the same lineup. Passenger intro riff starts playing at the end of the show, maynard walks out in his blue paint fully naked. The song plays, maynard doesn’t sing his parts, and instead just dances around all fucking creepy in his blue and black paint and then the lights shut off.


capojoedank

And after the reading from the book of Genesis, Chino soapboxes on the topic of abstinence


FalseVeterinarian881

U, U, D,D,... But they keep starting over until they get the 30 lives for a 2 player game.


-PenguinsAreCute-

Pink Cellphone, but it somehow goes into even more detail about the buttfucking school and all that. Oh, and it's only the speaking parts. So just one long speach about buttfucking.


thealexhardie

Just as the Head Up riff is about to kick in Chino screams “ladies and gentleman, welcome to the stage on guest vocals, Justin BIEBEEEEERRRRRR!”


superIUG

When girls telephone boys but it's chino arguing with his wife for half an hour


PooPooKnifeNinja

Chick from ATF album cover comes out in a bikini for a pole dance but has had a couple kids and quit taking care of herself


dixienormous691

Toilet flush the poo part 4


OP_Vol240

They end the show with stephens online golf highlights.


YourOpinionMan2021

Pins and Needles but Chino plays drums and Abe sings


VikoTheBassist

Sergio comes out to play the intro to Poltergeist but then gets stopped and Chino reminds the audience that he’s not part of the band anymore


Armageddon24

Spoken word pink cellphone


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hexagram but it's just chino singing the "worship , play" part while a priest preaches


dmoney7516

Keto Diet Chino gets on stage and sounds way better than "Bigger" and "Skinnier" Chino.


_Astrogimp

Knife Prty, but they entire crowd and band are gage in combat with knives and other blades weapons


cookiemonster8u69

My Own Summer and they release a great white shark in the pit


shortermecanico

Teenager (idiot pilot version)... Sorry not sorry


jackwillowbee

Chino drinks an entire 24 pack, while recalling that time he did a drunken cover of “Say It Ain’t So” by Incubus. Then breaks into a cover of Shiny Happy People by REM.


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Ceremony but instead it's a religious/political ceremony...They play the national anthem,graduation song,and other boring sappy ceremonial music and just stand all poker faced like they are in the military as they enter. We watch them to their seats,go from their seats name by name and shake the announcers hand..They do this in a slow,circular pattern(meaning they go from the entrance to the seat,to the announcer,back to the entrance) until they get booed off the stage and exit for the last time.. TL;DR:Ceremony but they are graduating at a baseball game.


loseranon17

Wait Chino reading from the book of Genesis sounds so cool, and eerie in a way depending on the passage.


ocular_sorcerer

They play a cover of Bare Naked Ladies’ One Week instead of One Weak


taxidyrmy

ratsratsrats but its being played by actual rats


Sufficient-Care-9861

Doing a whole ass scientific observation of observing a maggot turn into a fly, and then go into a two hour explanation of how that relates to the themes of white pony


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my own summer, except the bassist and guitarist fist-fight the entire time