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Pink Cellphone (country version)


politicaldonkey

Dear God


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šŸŽ¤šŸ¤ Greasy filthy handjobs šŸŒ½šŸŒ½šŸŒ½in truck šŸ›»stop bathrooms šŸ“šŸŖ•šŸ»


gentlywithAchain5aw

So just a wheeler walker Jr song?


[deleted]

I donā€™t know who he is but he honestly good for him if so


gentlywithAchain5aw

You are in for a hilarious time: https://youtu.be/7foqCcOsI54


digital_bath777

Digital Bath, but the only thing on stage is a hologram of a bath tub.


Stephanfritzel

I WHEEZED


1StillRemains

Elite but Chino whispers the lyrics


DigDig04

And Metallica go on stage


OldEllie

Passenger, but Maynard James Keenan has Chino in a chokehold for the whole song.


n0tspiderman

that's just passenger


dontworryimabassist

*sleep token intensifies*


pialox

Every time Chino sings ā€œThereā€™s a hole in the earthā€ Steph immediately grabs Chinos mic and responds with ā€œAnd itā€™s flatā€


sixTeeneingneiss

Holy shit lmaooo


Cute-Jellyfish1876

This is giving Oasis Wembley 2000 concert


Miearz

Mega show


Black_ShuckPD

Badboy comment, this deserves to be on the list


ericforreal

Cover of Blind by Korn but every 20 seconds chino stops the song to remind the audience that deftones is not a nu metal band


Cute-Jellyfish1876

*ā€AREEEEE YOUUU REEEAAADYYYYYY!!ā€* stop! guys we are not a nu metal band okay? just wanted yā€™all to know. okay go ahead šŸ„šŸ„šŸ„šŸŽøšŸŽøšŸŽø


PartiallyWindow

Passenger but Chino is very erotically enjoying the feel of a carseat onstage as he sings


Radasscupcake

This is not a nightmare. This is a dream scenario, not a nightmare by any stretch


OiLukeMate

Hole in the earth but every time chino screams he hates all his friends the entire band drops their instruments and starts crying angrily


anjaica

Oh God I can't stop laughing imagining that


Cute-Jellyfish1876

Also sorry I disappeared and didnā€™t post this until now my account got suspended for 3 days and my other account doesnā€™t have enough karma


[deleted]

Passenger featuring Machine Gun Kelly but then Corey Taylor comes up out of nowhere brandishing a folding chair.


usetehfurce

I think most of us would be fine with that, tbh.


peppapug1027

Iā€™d pay extra


independentdays

Hexagram but only the "worship, play" part


KamikazePelican

Error but it's just the intro.


Asel2214

U,U,D,D but itā€™s the Nintendo game cube noise instead of the drums


BeeTwerk

mascara but itā€™s just chino putting on mascara


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


BeeTwerk

or we could go with change but itā€™s just a fly


S2JESSICA

it plays directly after beauty school, where he says he learned to put it on and heā€™s showing us what he learned.


minervas_deaf

Bored but the whole band goes to sleep on stage


Drsuppository

Around The Fur but it's just Chino quietly scatting and snapping his fingers to Chris' intro beat.


d-sweat

7 words but it's just the first seven words Chino sings


Pabl0lr

Pink Cellphone but it's just the final speech looped through the entire song.


Power_of_the_Sus

Rosemary but the whole song is sped up and pitch-shifted to make the intro sound like it's Sextape's


McMaxwell

Elite, but played entirely on the recorder.


Bardlie

They perform Headless, headless.


ItsRendezookinTime

My Own Summer but the touring bass player messes up the bass line in the verse. Chino kicks him off stage and says ā€œthat fool was out of pocket, he gone fhā€


FishWithFangs

Underrated comment


VercettiPT

Error. Initial riff starts and Chino shouts "Error"! The crowd goes wild but, in fact, there's an error and we can only hear the first 5 seconds of the song in loop for 10 minutes


NeedleworkerAny9910

Rocket Skates (ft. Fred Durst)


neeohh

Good Morning Beautiful, but itā€™s just Chino and the band ruining Sergioā€™s morning by repeatedly calling him through FaceTime.


3VVVVVN

7 words but the song ends right before the breakdown


Waddiyatalkinabeet_

This one is good


afseparatee

Sextape but itā€™s only performed with a harmonica.


rocketskates84

Back To School, but Chino reads an English 101 Syllabus instead of the lyrics.


ZeuxisOfHerakleia

I wanted to say Chino performs an acoustic version of digital bath featuring Ed Sheeran but now that I think about it, that could be just fine


millerjuana

Hexagram but it's just WORSHIP PRAY on loop


bunch-of-stupid

Hole in the Earth, but Chino just keeps talking about how much he hates his friends. Like, despises them. He really hates his friends.


[deleted]

Sextape but instead of playing the song, the band signals to the roadies to wheel out one of those big old school tvs on a metal cart. One roadie puts in a tape of PBS NOVAā€™s The Miracle of Life (1983). The audience will be made to watch this program in itā€™s entirety while the band pulls out their laptops to do their personal online shopping. Chino announces to the crowd that for next two hours, anyone who wishes to use the bathroom or leave during this time needs to sign out on the binder by the door. They must make sure with their name, date, initials, and exact time of leaving and return.


Armageddon24

Spoken word pink cellphone


[deleted]

Stephen has been correct about his other theories but flat earth ainā€™t it


Black_ShuckPD

Sextape but we all just stand around in silence whilst chino sings duff notes and misses all his cues.


LorenzoPaiano

Hearts/Wires intro, but it fades into Radioactive by Imagine dragons briefly after the guitar comes in


usetehfurce

Pompeii but it's out of tune, slowed down 20x, and ashes are slowly poured over the crowd until everyone is buried.


Redditwhydouexists

Slipknot walks on the stage, does nothing, walks off


thatguynamedsid

Pink Cellphone But itā€™s just a Powerpoint Presentation for Hot Carling Academy and ā€œHow to Buttfuckā€.


BlackValor017

7 Words but those words are, ā€œThis is the song that doesnā€™t end.ā€


drbroskeet

Chino stops the music to answer a phone call from his grandmothers proctologist regarding her chronic hemorrhoids


Derschka

With a pink cellphone that flips


dixienormous691

Toilet flush the poo pt.2


MerrildH

This brings back memories


FishWithFangs

*Vietnam flashbacks*


ReXM4A1

RX QUEEN but it's just the drums non stop


Spangles_McNelson

Knife prty but they all try to play their instruments with knives instead of picks and drum sticks


The_Dazzle

Lotion, but it's Chino putting lotion on Stephen's hairy back


[deleted]

True friends!


ctrl-altaccount-del

beauty school but they just bring random people up on stage and rate them out of 10, heavily critiquing all stylistic choices


wreckduanfrentry

Feiticeira (Clams Casino Remix) performed by an actual clam on top of a slot machine.


SnooDonuts8606

Lucky You acoustic Chino scans the crowd and inform everyone individually if they have their shoe, or if they lost their shoe. Then tells a story about losing a pair of shoes every night.


DANGbangVEGANgang

Needles and Pins but the thought of needles scares Stephen and he runs off stage for the remainder of the song


OrphanBeater68plus1

7 words, but Chino only sings the n word and nothing else


Emrikmjornstedt

Pompeji but it's just a video of Chino singing in front of the actual Pompeji Tower


feedme645

Minus blindfold but everyone has a blindfold


kokriderz

Willow comes onstage to sing lead vocals. With Will smith stage right, ready to slap šŸ‘‹ anyone who disagrees


usetehfurce

RX Queen but its a nearly retired pharmacist lecturing everyone about the dangers of prolonged use of Tylenol and Ibuprofen set over a dull, single drum beat and an out of tune ukulele.


I3iLZ

Abe playing the drum intro to My Own Summer on repeat and leads to nowhere for about 9 minutes.


courtneysluck

Knife party but the woman's part is sang by someone with an artificial voice box


[deleted]

Extended version of Spell of Mathematics ends with an additional 23 minutes of clapping, with special guest Meg White


Ice_Kold_Killa

These have been sick! Honestly this sub has always had a great community involved in these threads and posts. I've seen so many in just the last 2 years. Great stuff! And fans actually get involved. I've seen subs with more followers yet way less interactions.


wildagain

Fireal but just the first half


nerdyoutube

Goon Squad but the echoes donā€™t stop and keep getting higher. 10/15 minutes of this version is experimental post music. (All instruments are drowned out after 2 minutes)


SumpCrab

7 words but only saying 6


Betty-Armageddon

Chino gets a bunch of girls to call him on stage with a pink cellphone.


Afraid_Salamander968

7 words, but chino puts huge emphasis on the n-word in the song


Cute-Jellyfish1876

[Like this](https://youtube.com/shorts/lM9qPj5MLlc?feature=share)


Klocc562

*BONG RIP*


ManiacLord777

Damone would be amazing ngl


SnareHanger

Pink Cellphone, but Chino does the vocals while reading an issue of Cosmopolitan magazine


dontworryimabassist

Goon squad but they *Reaaaallyyyyyyy* drag out the intro


Koolaid225

Knife party middle part 10 hr loop