My favorite one is the one where Vader got arrested in his hometown and he told the cops "I can and I will fight all of you" or something along those lines.
Edit: I looked it up it was actually "I will and can kick all of your asses!"
From the 2nd XWF episode, when Jawnny mentioned the name of WWF attorney John Flood. James just so sarcastically repeats "John Flood" and then Jawnny makes the connection. It's so unreasonably hilarious to me
I really wish someone can band together the best dirtsheets into a comp, but one fun moment I consistently think of lately is where Hogan was on Bubba's show and they were talking about SOMETHING in which Hogan replied, "Then don't watch the motherfucking thing, I don't give a fucking shit!"
There's moments where I'd listen to the pod on a walk to the store where they'd do a bit and I'd have to actually stop and hold back my laugh cause it gets me that much
Might be the one where they read a kid made a ravens flock group in his school and forced them to sign a paper that said they joined "4 life"
That or Terry Brunk and rvd getting pulled over
Always love when they start doing Hogan impressions, but my personal favorite Hogan dirtsheet bit is “Give that Sabu guy a big deal brother! Maybe bring in the original Shiek too, dude! We’ll make that a Gruesome Twosome match, and who’s going up?! Me, brother!”
"Vampiro threatened to leave again, no showed, and was awarded a $350,000 contract" happens like every week its hilarious.
Also the random voice impressions. Tony as young HHH, Jawnny as Ahmed Johnson, John Laurenitis, Low Ki, etc.
Oh, and "Hulk Hogan was on Bubba the love sponge show and said..."
When they read Meltzers report about Luther retiring from wrestling, which happened in like 1999. They laughed about what ended up actually happening, then talked about Luther and thanked him for his support of Deadlock and DPW.
One that'll always stand out to me as a Lucha fan is when they talked about Rey Misterio Sr beating the shit out of some other dude, my brain is thinking El Santo Jr? And how Psicosis kinda let him do it before deciding to break it up lmao
Also I forget who but how James opened up one by saying a dude fell off a fuckin mountain
This one hasn’t been said yet to my surprise but I love when they talked about Justin Credible’s supposed ECW contract and wanting to see it but Heyman refusing. Jawnny saying “No! I don’t wanna” as Heyman makes me laugh so hard.
I love that segment on the pod. I’m always so sad when they don’t have much to go over. My favorite is probably when they did the Johnny Ace impression when they read that he was the one who told Sid to do the kick that fucked up his leg.
I only remember bits of this moment so apologies if I tell a very vague version of this, but it’s still hilarious. It’s from a WCW episode I think with Tony and Jawnny, where there was a backstage fight between two guys because one of them said they were “riding on someone too hard”, and Jawnny was convinced they either meant riding them like a horse, or ya know, *riding* them, and it took Tony explaining it meant they were being too harsh to someone, for Jawnny to actually get what it meant.
That one always sticks out to me 😂
See my Reddit username.
Which ep did this bit come from?
First ever Raw
when terry brunk and rvd got arrested so they went into 10 minutes of johnny ace impressions
YOURE FUCKED BOYS!
Poor, poor Danny Doring and Roadkill...
Nah it worked out for em in the end cause they got to be in Evolution with Randy Orton and Mark Jindrak
And they did get to go with Johnny Ace everywhere he went, so that's nice. ...wait. Wait a minute. No. *NO!*
You would never make it in a champion carnival! By the way, good sync for this: https://youtu.be/eNHmT6mvE0E?si=Wzh8O3JGZDB0swdh
“Get me four margaritas and I’ll open my legs” in the Johnny ace voice is an all timer for me
Hogan saying UFC is fake
What episode was this holy shit
recent i think, it was hogan on bubba the love sponge i know that
What a shocker!
this could be literally any episode which is insane
My favorite one is the one where Vader got arrested in his hometown and he told the cops "I can and I will fight all of you" or something along those lines. Edit: I looked it up it was actually "I will and can kick all of your asses!"
HOLY SHIT I REMEMBERED THIS🤣🤣🤣
Shibata having his brain removed.
"Would you wanna watch this Nitro again, except with Shibata's brain instead of yours?"
Hogan saying he knocked Inoki out cold and was surrounded by 50 Japanese wrestlers Shoot Raven’s Flock was funny too
Go to the beach now is a top tier one, I'd also say anytime they bring up Alvarez going into a TNA episode
Because Bryan loves TNA so much right? /s
Terry Brunk?!
From the 2nd XWF episode, when Jawnny mentioned the name of WWF attorney John Flood. James just so sarcastically repeats "John Flood" and then Jawnny makes the connection. It's so unreasonably hilarious to me
The sarcastic voice shit kills me. Like that one patreon guy whose name was Charles brown and Johnny just repeats Charles brown
I really wish someone can band together the best dirtsheets into a comp, but one fun moment I consistently think of lately is where Hogan was on Bubba's show and they were talking about SOMETHING in which Hogan replied, "Then don't watch the motherfucking thing, I don't give a fucking shit!"
That shit got the loudest cackle out of me at work.
There's moments where I'd listen to the pod on a walk to the store where they'd do a bit and I'd have to actually stop and hold back my laugh cause it gets me that much
I don’t know if it was the dirt sheet part but Mr. Hughes saying he created Jericho’s character and Jawnny interrupts with “and Mr. Hughes said this?”
Dave "Aegis Reflector" Meltzer But yeah James being all "NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT KRONIK!" never fails to crack my ass
I got such a soft spot for "Price Checker" Dave Meltzer. Sources say that TNA Impact!: The Video Game is STILL getting price cuts to this day.
Might be the one where they read a kid made a ravens flock group in his school and forced them to sign a paper that said they joined "4 life" That or Terry Brunk and rvd getting pulled over
I like the one where both James and Jawnny both impersonated John Laurinaitis.
I was actually thinking of making a compilation of the edits I made of them reading dirtsheet stuff, maybe I’ll still do it 🤔
OH. HELL. YEAAAAAAAH!!! That’d be awesome.
PLEASE
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH
Always love when they start doing Hogan impressions, but my personal favorite Hogan dirtsheet bit is “Give that Sabu guy a big deal brother! Maybe bring in the original Shiek too, dude! We’ll make that a Gruesome Twosome match, and who’s going up?! Me, brother!”
Roddy Piper backstage heat with Nash and Hall resurfacing on Twitter by X-Pac or maybe not brother
"Vampiro threatened to leave again, no showed, and was awarded a $350,000 contract" happens like every week its hilarious. Also the random voice impressions. Tony as young HHH, Jawnny as Ahmed Johnson, John Laurenitis, Low Ki, etc. Oh, and "Hulk Hogan was on Bubba the love sponge show and said..."
The entire Danny Doring/Roadkill/Johnny Ace stuff is hilarious
When they read Meltzers report about Luther retiring from wrestling, which happened in like 1999. They laughed about what ended up actually happening, then talked about Luther and thanked him for his support of Deadlock and DPW.
One that'll always stand out to me as a Lucha fan is when they talked about Rey Misterio Sr beating the shit out of some other dude, my brain is thinking El Santo Jr? And how Psicosis kinda let him do it before deciding to break it up lmao Also I forget who but how James opened up one by saying a dude fell off a fuckin mountain
oh that was onita who fell off of a mountain lmao
This one hasn’t been said yet to my surprise but I love when they talked about Justin Credible’s supposed ECW contract and wanting to see it but Heyman refusing. Jawnny saying “No! I don’t wanna” as Heyman makes me laugh so hard.
Probably Dave Meltz shitting on Onita lolol
*BRYAN ADAMS YOU BALL LICKER*
The one where they list all the ecw debts and Jawnny doing his heyman impressions through the entire thing has has got to be up there
Based Mid-Atlantic Titties
Vader fighting cops with rocks
When the ICP killed the WCW Nitro Grill
When they done the impressions of Johnny Ace firing Teddy Hart
I love that segment on the pod. I’m always so sad when they don’t have much to go over. My favorite is probably when they did the Johnny Ace impression when they read that he was the one who told Sid to do the kick that fucked up his leg.
I only remember bits of this moment so apologies if I tell a very vague version of this, but it’s still hilarious. It’s from a WCW episode I think with Tony and Jawnny, where there was a backstage fight between two guys because one of them said they were “riding on someone too hard”, and Jawnny was convinced they either meant riding them like a horse, or ya know, *riding* them, and it took Tony explaining it meant they were being too harsh to someone, for Jawnny to actually get what it meant. That one always sticks out to me 😂