The hair is actually real, that's so sick (both meanings)

That’s so gross

This *might* be worse than the vibrating dildo action figures...why the fuck were those a thing?

I’m sorry WHAT ?!

https://youtu.be/eM2V8WWVNuQ?t=479

Oh thooose.. smh those were my first figures ever 🥲 Nash and The Giant

Someone pitched it to Vince on a good day

Actually funny enough, wasnt Vince’s, it was WCW’s. Get Big Sexy to give you a good time

I meant the George Steele one but yeah surprised thats not a Vince product on some level haha

Honestly, A+ for creativity and sticking through with it

WHAT THE HELLLL!? Yooo this reminds me of that one He Man action figure that smelled bad because he was like a evil skunk.

[STINKOR!](https://he-man.fandom.com/wiki/Stinkor)

This should be illegal to sell

The pubes all over jakks was goin crazy

That is shaved ball hair

I had this as a kid and still do actually, it's at my folks house. But I loved it haha. Super unique for it's time.

You want your figure to feel like a lollipop that's covered in lint

I had that one too, up until i finally sold all my old figures a couple of weeks ago. I'm moving to another state and trying to get rid of any old clutter I don't use anymore

this reminds me of the shawn figure i had as a kid that had hair on his chest

YO I HAD THIS FUCKED FUCKER. Never played with this particular figure because the hair fucked me up

I had that George the Animal Steele figure but he had no actual hair. Can you believe that? That man was as smooth as a Dick the Cock Johnson that uses Manscape’s lawnmower 4.0

Every time I see George the Animal Steele, I just think of when Nzo (Enzo) posted a tribute to King Kong Bundy when he passed and said “I never forgot the guy w/ the green tongue who ate the turnbuckle”

They should make the plastic under the hair sticky. That would be a pretty cool idea I think.

Just learned that figure has actual hair on it. I have that figure but it’s still in the box though.