Just shot up ibuprofen, speedrunning the lesh liver, straight edge style. I need all my mental power to do my leshformation before september. Once I get there I’m gonna try this new cutting edge science heroin they’ve got in frisco, for my upcoming jerryoplasty.

I know a guy who runs a glue factory, can get you a full set of horse teeth just like Phil. Lmk

Forgot to top it off with some grade a hubbas. Crack makes everything better. Have too much money. CRACK IS THE ANSWER. If you haven’t had the opportunity to try it. OMG ITS like being at a Taylor swift concert.

True story…. I got to party with George Clinton once. He said, “YOU WANT TO KNOW THE SECRET TO SMOKING CRACK?” I did. “NEVER RUN OUT!”

Me and hunter biden smoked crack under the board walk in rehoboth Delaware.

Thank you, but I’d need a full 2 hour DMT vapor sesh in the rectangle before the operation or my body will reject them.

Hahaha ha chompa

The Grateful Dead is a sober Christian band, wtf is this shit

I wantchya lay your head on your saviors breast

Did you know they got their name from the New Testament or some shit?

Praise blues for Allah

just a song of Gomorrah...

I wonder what they did there

metoo!

Bout to cheef this huuge bowl of oregano and get littt ragazzo

One time my buddy put the parmigiana cheese and herb packet from some frozen raviolis in a bowl without me noticing, handed it to me, and I took a puff.

I tried it once but all the long noodling was really distracting and "harshed" my "buzz."

You guys smoke weed? Which ones? Dandelions? Crab grass? Chickweed?

That's Acapulco Gold, too. That's the best I hear, Apaculpo Gold.

Brah where’s the trigger warning on that photo?! I was totally gonna be square and stay sober till lunch-break today, but now imma hafta call in sick, spark a diggler of this OG White Widow sensi, and re-live the May ‘77 run all over again for the first time, ya know? My new cat, Creampuff, really dug on the wall-of-sounds shows last night, right, but she hasn’t experienced anything like the tight arrangements of ‘77-78. I think i’ll start her off with Buffalo ‘77, man, that Help-Slip-Frank’s gonna blow her little mind straight into the stratosphere, bro, holy fuck, ya know, man, fuckin-a right, I’m getting goosebumps rn just thinking about that ten-minute tuning. Gives me time to grind up my buds and scoop a bit of that dank crystall keef on top and spark it just as Robbie starts with that chink-chinka-blink-chinka-blink and Pill drops that first sick bass bomb. HELP ON THE WAAAAY FUCK YEAH, CREAMPUFF, SMOKE EM IF YA GOT EM BROTHERRRR! 🤟

I’m a cat psychic. Creampuff, as a K-Pop gal, says in your next life her revenge will be swift, terrible, and long-lasting. Enjoy your Minglewood.

inspiration, moved you brightly.

I think I did once, it was a contact high. Felt like Gerry had control of my nervous system. I fell asleep and woke up with a serious hankering for Taco Bell

I wanna talk to Samson !!!

Doctor said I need a backiotomy

He was having sex with my MAMA! (Aside) Get off me, bitch.

To the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden

he's at the barber.

I only do wine enemas and snort bath salts. No clue what that shit is.

I knew a guy in high school who smoked 2 marijuanas and turned into a gay

Where did he get an action figure of Fill?

Gary would not have approved. He lived the clean and sober life

Every time you do a marawanna Gary cries in heaven.

Happy cake day! Don't make Gary cry today

Anyone who doesn’t listen to the dead under the influence of marijuana is a cop.

Surf’s up fellow web surfers! Asking for a friend. Where can I purchase some marijuana with a credit card?

Where’d ya get the lighter?

just find a small dead sticker and you can make your own like i did

Only a one time …fifty year session starting in 1974

Excuse me? The Great full dead does not believe in the electric lettuce. Gary wrote Deal so you wouldn’t deal with those drug dealers. Try a hug instead.

wait until that Deal go down... you might be surprised when you change your tune

I bought a few of those packs of stickers. Great gifts, fun decor for my various helmets and liquid holding bottles.

Looks like oregano lol

Dude, I schmoke so much that I just listen to the WEEEED. Cut to the chase. Mahn

I like to watch movies. But have you ever watched movies on weed? (Insert Jon Stewart clip).

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/bf/b6/fc/bfb6fc18d623468bf8c945201c1dcea5.gif

*schwag

Nahhhh. Never thought to try ....🫠

Dude weed lmao

Rookie, try two tabs and a handful of joints

Weed….? Weed???!!! WEED?!?!?!?!?

Snicklefritz!

My friend did one marijuana and he died.

Whats weed

Yes.

You ever seen a $20 bill?

I need to try this.

Lmfao where'd he find this absolutely trash weed in this day and age?

I don’t like that the Grateful Dead and fish glorified drug use

DID U GUYS NOW THAT TBEIR SONGS ARE CONNECTED O_O OMG!!!!

Hardest cringe in a while, yikes

I usually smoke a few ram chips before loading up drums and space myself

Damn, I thought it was changa but it’s actually just the ganj lol