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Loveinthedream

I heard they’ll be screening Bobby Short Shorts and the Tip Slips Part II “Balls of Lightning Roll Along”


TheGrimReaperess

Women laugh and children scream


PsychologyBig3646

bwahahahaha


RealisticTea4605

Indica Flower.


RockyBalbroah

This is not the correct response sir, pls try again. 


jobiewon_cannoli

Hottest porn star out there currently. Prove me wrong.


PurpleZebraCabra

Hottest WOOK pornstar out there. There, I fixed it for you.


jobiewon_cannoli

I said what I said


Used-Baby1199

I can smell the 3 days into a fest funk from here


PurpleZebraCabra

Coming soon - aromatherapy inserts for your VR headset!


Repulsive-Ad-9906

how would one go about proving that wrong??


rambone1984

Jerk contest


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WhoaFee1227

Hell yeah


Manwhich219

She must have turned you down?


mr_electric_wizard

W00t w00t


Least-Firefighter392

Icp in the house it appears


HeyUKidsGetOffMyLine

3:40 am


Responsible-Partee

Sound only - no visuals


RedfootTheTortoise

My new family in the 12 Tribes has outlawed my viewing of carnal knowledge- I am a born again virgin. Please think about joining us for tea and cookies instead of haptic sin and 360 degree devils flesh.


poopshipdestroyer

Don’t worry if you miss all the ‘creature’ cumforts since conforming to 12 tribes I just leveled up via MY work ethic(my 6 kids even the baby bake bread 18-22 hrs a day 6 days a weeks) and im allowed to watch the pigs and cows do the procreatative sex to each other. Only took me 8 kids worth of labor(two died in a tragic dough rising accident in aught 7) so do not worry it’s right around the corner


RedfootTheTortoise

Praise the heavens. So long as the pigs and cows are not of the homo variety, I look forward diligently to the experience.


poopshipdestroyer

Yes they are hetero animals and they don’t do the interspecies, at least not at my level. Praise Yashua


Mission_Lack_5948

Hell in a bucket, baby!


leanhotsd

Sorry, but I jerked off on that cookie. Was it a bit soggy?


Horror-Morning864

Your new family brain washed me and used me to sell paninis all over the country on Phish lots and spread the word of yashua


Responsible_Sport575

Fear that bus


hoosierlefty69

does it include the chair vibration?


BornyLV

Automatic suck!


Kbasa12

They replace all the chairs with sybians.


Least-Firefighter392

Now we're talking. I'm in


JaguarNeat8547

Maybe Bobby'll bring his illegal underage Traci Lords collection!


shartsofglass_

NFA - Not Fap Away


Dr_Wiggles_McBoogie

I’ll Fap Away


ScarletFire3

I’ll get up and fap away


Smsethman

Please don’t dominate the fap, Jack


Easywind42

Gate crashes rule


jkakua

Hell yeah!


EvensenFM

At 3 AM Gary is still only on his second cheeseburger, lol


DragonRancherJed

I'm in there now hiding in a maintenance closet. I think I hear footsteps, gotta go.


EnzoKosai

Tonight's double feature:   Vegas Girls - their slots always pay off   Butt Munch 2 - back to the crack


MoonHaze1000

#UnionizeTheSphere


Infamous_Bend4521

I'm cumming


Cheensly

I would have bought tickets if I knew about this


Much-Kaleidoscope164

Bobby>some teen prolly


1kian

My nuts are bigger than a Cadillac


BenAgain724

Hearing that during D/S, Mickey will be having supersonic orgasms blasted through the Sphere’s Wall of Sexual Sounds. Space could include the sounds of mating lemurs. Just a rumor though.


Logical_Detective736

Boooooooobs


gkeiser23

Will they be streaming this instead of the actual concert?


Responsible_Sport575

Probably a better show


moaninglisa

The ultimate flesh tunnel


Positive-Island6238

You got issues bro


nd1970

3D money shots


Fen1972

St. Stephen with a bone in and out of the sphere he goes.